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Guys, wassup in the house?? Has Tayo said something funny again?

Guykhena:
For me to high,babes need to dey around,
How far that South-African babe na?

Which South-African babe? LaBellaMafiaZA?? Ta! Leave her alone, me and her no dey connect. . . She fears me, she dare not near me!!

Claireshan is better, babe how far?

Guykhena:
meh I'm Sub-zero cool boss.
This one wen you invite me come your lounge so ,hope I'm safe

Yeah, just invited you to know how far. . . Mo' yarn na, order beer from Jbluv55 restaurant make we high small sef

sosiqdude:
This your heaven is just turning into hell oo...

Mazi see me o!

Mazi Guykhena, wadup??

Lucremoy:
i was like, wtf

SAfricans, EAfricans, NorthAfricans really envy us bro, they are so in Love with the WestAfrican life!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

ummnasreen:
Abeg don't deceive urself. 9ja is not dat powerful. Their performance was just better

Ssshhhhhhhhhhh!!! Park well. . .

Reincarnated:
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I no dey do oshofree tinz on top my face. When u become that star, come ask me again

You are missing o!

LaBellaMafiaZA:
No I had earphones on. What was that?

K tell me, wetin dat dey consine me ? LMFAO

Congrats to him & his teammates. I still believe you're barking at the wrong tree though, because I truly have no issues with Tayo. My beef is with Ella, Permithius & whoever will get on my nerves as the weeks go by.

Now let me grieve in peace. My "enemies" are still in that house.

What are you trying to do?

ochon:
Here looks like a sport section to me.

Briareos

Reincarnated:
Wetin i go gain from that?

Lol, if I see you, na star see you o! You no know??

ochon:
Andrerush, Spade just sums it all up.. That's how I feel.

Carry your football discussion to the sport section!

These niggas should better start dragging to put Tayo in their team, cos any one wey Naija pesin dey, na hin dey win! LaBellaMafiaZA you heard??

Lucremoy:
aaah shoki, shoki, aaah shoki

Nhlala is so lame!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Tayo is safe!!!!!! *dancing shoki*

Hahahahahahaha!!! Where is this Tayo boy from?? So he said he's nominating Alusa because the house is starting to look like a Boys camp?? Buhahahahahahahahahaha!!!


Imma start putting interest in BBA for that nigga!! Lwkmd!!!!

Tayo is so Alpha d0pe!!! He ain't hugging these snakes! Buhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha!!!!!

Yessssssssssss!!!! Alusa is out!!!!!!!!!

ninnyanny:
chill

Abeg Ninny, that gurl irritates me joor!

LaVeda's voice sucks! Nonsense!! last song for Africa my fat ddick!!!

Lol, LaVeda is out!

Gladyys:
Can't decipher it......

Lol, why?

Mikuz is getting weak sha

drsteroid:
I am an Eye doctor, I discovered through clinical experience that most Patients don't really know about some basic things and problems affecting the eyesn and these has led to simple eye problems being seen as complicated and frightening to most patients and they don't really know how to go about it. There are some eye problems that are hereditary,which requires normal routine eye examinations but due to ignorance most patients tend to lose their sight to eye problems that could have been prevented. I want to use this opportunity to enlighten us and provide solutions to problems affecting the eyes,in line with WHO Vision 2020-Right to sight for all, so all questions concerning the eyes are welcomed

Sir, thankyou for this opportunity.

This is my problem; my eyes keeps getting red, itchy and sometimes clanging. . . It develops small boils too, especially when I don't take pain-killer drugs.

It's been happening to me for 2years now, sir. Please, how can I treat this problem??

Limerick:
lwkm, my son, get up get up, I'd think about it *giving him a pat on the back*

Pls do sir.

ojoawo:
Dunno wat to say to this

Just say nothing bro, you tried, you organized this cypher; it's just us, we are not co-operating as expected.

Ibime, say something. . . .

Limerick, pls use the 2nd beat, I've also written a verse for the 1st one, but I just gasto use the 2nd for a reason. . . Pls bro
Just control it, rap for pidgin if possible

Abumikey, I dey feel you

Darkrebel, guy pls record a 16 na, abeg na. *kneels down*

Ojoawo and all, I'm very dissapointed in us, I mean including me!

I mean, how can we dump this special project for some funny reasons?? Huh?
I just had report from a reliable source, that Darkrebel is pulling out from this cypher. . . Something he was drooling on at the earlier stage! Wtf!! . . . Sometimes I don't blame us(The newbies) tho, cos this is what you get when vets like Ibime, ThaBlaqbonez and co keep taking things like this for granted, you just wanna make Nairaland look un-entertaining and full with boredom!!!

Imagine Mikuz tryna fold up King's tourney for nothing sake!! Knowing fully well that many anticipate that tourney, even on FB, peeps keep asking me when it's coming up; and I told them november. . . But wholla!! Somebody just destroyed it!!!!!!

Mtcheeew!!! Ibime and co, y'all don't know you're role models here abi? You don't know you are example for others; imagine you've been tagged and mentioned here by ojoawo severally, but you just ignored him. . . What message are you sending? Are you not telling us this shii is nonsense indirectly??

Now everybody wanna do like you, cos Ibime ain't on the cypher, then it must be rubbish!!! Yes! That's what they be thinking. . . You don't know?

I asked Blaq, and he gave me some funny and quite silly excuse. . . . Smh

Y'all better buckle up, get ready to dance to your own beats!! Cos when this dome starts going down the drain, I will just jejely go be a Facebook textcee or better still focus on Audios!!!


Why I've not recorded my verse yet is because the producer lost a parent, and his not active for now, he postponed my section, when he comes back I'm hitting the booth real quick!!!

Ojoawo, what about Boogey and co, are they still in?


Andyblaze, I would like you to be on this cypher, go record a 16, we need NL rappers on this. . . Cos we ain't got enough. Thanks

ELYMAXiimus:
Smh

Hahahahaha!!! See as I dey laugh you

forkadict:
Imagine!!!

Let us all thank God for the faceless dimension social media has got.

Let me tell you something straight up. If only, I was randy when I was much younger, I would have had a child your age by now.

So to take your advice, because those people you mentioned spew hate comments about Nigeria then I should also spew hate about their countries And you denied being in need of psychiatric evaluation?

You are the last person I would ever want to have any dealings with till this show is over cos one, you don't act or comment like someone who's sane. Your comments are no different from those that a lunatic who stumbles on a computer will give. I'm dead serious here. Don't take it as an insult and don't take it as a joke. Take it as a statement of fact. Second reason is because of your age. No be fumble o, and no be prouding tinzz. But dude, you are way way too young for me to want to exchange ideas with you. So if you'll excuse me...

Ok, bye!

Limerick:
BEEN A WHILE

K, lets flow. . . .Now Listen

See my mission is to leave these hommies mourning/
Since I started Choking all Gees/ was never flowing off key/
I'm thrice the niggas yall boldly call beasts/
Cuz whilst they spitting. . . .Lord knows. . .I've been throwing up since/
I even met a doc, he said "you've got fever?". . .I told him 'vomits!!'/
Almost threw up in his office. . .hes like "Wtf, hold it up Gee/
Then the pills? He hurried to get some, ion know. . . .he was prolly running/
buh we didnt see the Bro's pills working/ another idea came up. . . .I'm like 'I hope this works, Geez!!'/
He gave me an address note to a better doc,
I'm like "the note is boring"/ not even a part of the paper was neat. . .wtf! The whole's disgusting!!/
Doctor got miffed, withdrew the note. . . . .straight up, I went down on ma knees and am like; "Dude! I'd do anything to get the note". . . .like a nigerian Police, hungry!!!/
Ok now lets brag/ With that recently, Ive been an expert/
F.uck explanation. . . .you seeing that in the next bar/
its what I spit out verbally/
high time I spit that actually/
Bring a nigga out. . .beat up the Nigga's àss badly/
He bragged, I killed. . . .moment ma digger ran at him/
automatically, his girl comes to me. . . .didn't win the beetch's heart manually/
Wiped off every dude on my dick and let the Chicka wànk at it/
Now every time she visits me, I culd swear with a life. . .I'm gon be 'getting more head!'. . . .than a Ritual herbalist!!/ ^_^
Truth is. . .I was born on top/
Just a verse from me culd drop your Jaws for months/ K, where these Stubborn boys?
Tiyazman, Darkrebel with his rebellious acts/
GhostAccount, seeking fame with a Ghost account/
yu think Lime'Rick got pride?/
Niccur F.uck yur thoughts/
buh wait I'd rephrase that, Nah, I'ma let it slide/
What I did ws easy, First I dropped a line/
Left out the punch when i Countered yu/
Gave yu a word/
Next we heard, yu landed in a hospital ward!/
Dude! Yu dnt effing get that bar. . . . .I just literally killed rhyme without even rhyming 'word' for 'word'/ ^_^
in yur teacher's voice: thats another way to craft a punch/
Forget 'I'd smack yur face' kinda punch, or 'I'd blast a gun'/
Say that, theres little probability that the Lad may run/
buh with the classic shii I do. . . .all ma opposistions automatically turn a mama to moses. . . .till they've had a run!/
I knw yall feel ma freeze
nw lets close this shiit at least. . ./
oops Perhaps I shuld only say that to the big class Gees/
Buh for yall broke imps. . . .no need ta close the shiit. . .we all know ya only make use of the Pit latrines!!/

^^ Ghost!!

One word: Wack!!!

forkadict:
I swear no be Igbo the guy smoke. Na dry, fermented sheet the guy smoke. Dude needs to be locked away and given urgent psychiatric evaluation. And I am dead serious.

Abeg wetin concern deaf person with Cool FM? Just imagine!

No disrespect to deaf persons that may be reading this. Fork Addict got nothing but love for yall

It's you that should be locked away! Nonsense!!

You think tryna be different hiding under the cave of "being unbiased" is real?? Nigga! You're only making yourself look like a tool of mockery in the eyes of these SADC losers!!!

Abeg, be a man and stop being a cow #Word!!!

njokusboy:

Giyazz, e be lyk say the igbo wey you take today strong wella oh...

Guy leave that thing! Y'all just keep pissing me off with your so called unbiased comments!! Go to BBA official page on fb, you will see their true colours, I mean these SAfricans and SADC whatever! They hate Naija and their reps with all their hearts, if you're not strong enough, one comment from a SouthAfrican would make you break your phone!!

They are just so frustrated and raging with hate. . . That's why I don't try to support them, I diss them and make them know the koko, I hype our reps and make theirs look like trash whenever I'm game, that's how you should treat them bro!!! No time for peace! ! ! ! Mtcheeeeeew!!!!!

Njokusboy and Forkadict keep acting as if they're not being biased about the Nigerian housemates, they keep popping up lazy comments like; "Ain't Nigerian housemates too proud?" "They should be humble and bla bla bla bla! Mtcheeew!!! they keep coming all up sstupid. . . . you think downgrading your own country with the excuse of being honest and unbiased is real? Niggas wake up!! These peeps don't give 2 ffucks about Nigeria! Wake up!!!!

Mtcheeew!!