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Yes! yes!! yes!!!

Guys! It's the Remix you've been waiting for!!!

A remix that's unique and filled with awesome and extraordinary lines!!!

It's the Remix of Diamond Bank #YouNeedANewBankRemix competition did and done by two d0pe Nairaland Rappers!! Giyazz and Sosiqdude AKA the HGC!!!

We wrote the song together and jammed the studio to create the dopest promo song ever!!!

But we just need your help. We need y'all to help download the song and comment, share it everywhere!!! So we can atleast qualify for the competition. We just need 30 downloads and many shares plus comments!

Pls y'all should help us, pls guys!!!

Just go download the song here now!

DOWNLOAD LINK:

http://my.notjustok.com/track/5779/hgc-youneedanewbankremix


Pls guys, help us win 1.5 million naira and a record deal with Major Banqz (The producer of shoki)

Pls!!!!

Mynd_44, Adaobi123, Seun, Mukina2 pls could you move this to the frontpage? I'm begging you. Pls. Thanks!

Hello Guys! It's god_of_music!!!

Pls go help me get 30 downloads for this Diamond Bank #YouNewANewBankRemix competition!!

Pls guys! I did the song with my friend, a nairalander too! It's a competition song!! Just help me get 30 downloads to win 1.5m naira and a record deal with Major Banqz, the producer of Shoki!

Pls guys! I beg you in the name of God!!

ochon, Spade, Reincarnated, ksslib, Safarigirl, Stateofmind, Dannyxy and co! Pls help me download this one, pls!

This is the download link: http://my.notjustok.com/track/5779/hgc-youneedanewbankremix

Guykhena:
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Guykhena, how far the song?

Meanwhile, can you post on notjustok.com? Just go to the site, you will see the Diamond Bank competition link, pls help me go there and scroll down to the submit-post bla bla. Just help me promote our own #Youneedanewbank version. Just tell them about me and sosiqdude(HGC). Tell them our version is the BEST! Just help hype us and post the link to our own download. Pls bro, help us! I've been trying to do it, but it seems my phone is not good enough. A BB bold 2 o!

Just help us bro, this is the download link to our version! http://my.notjustok.com/track/5779/hgc-youneedanewbankremix

Guykhena:
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Check it now pls, I edited it! Pls bro, don't fail to download and help us share!!! Pls bro, I beg you in the name of Jesus!!

Guys! Guys!! Guys!!! Pls help me and Sosiqq and go download our own remix of DiamondBank #YouNeedANewBank Remix!!!

We are the HGC!!! Pls help us get 30 downloads to win 1.5 million Naira and record deal with Major Banqz!!! Please Guys!!! We did the song yesternight!!!

DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://my.notjustok.com/track/5779/hgc-youneedanewbankremix


Coogar
Ibime
Ojoawo
Ksslib
Mikuz
Kr0ne
PaulThor
YoungDaNaval
Elymaxiimus
Icesskid
Sosiqdude
Warriblood
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Heywhizzy
RapAcme
Bars
Sconp
Geoxpress
Limerick
Willsofsteel
Jon Lamar
ThePrekky
Yeyenatu
Fuckyouhard
007bruce
Deepthoughts
Lagunna
Emaprince
Evilchapterz
Dj5naira
Guykhena
Airmark
Safarigirl

Yo! Chillin in the studio!

Word up!!

Check!

kr0ne:
Funny thing he hasn't logged in for 2 days now. Giyazz, how do u get network in Anambra? U climb trees or mountains?

You speak of Anambra like it's a typical village for animals. Please stop it, you pissed me off seriously.

I'm not even from Anambra. But you're disrespecting the state, same time giving it a bad name. I'm sure Coogar and everyone who saw this must be thinking Anambra is one poor local state. Mtcheeew!

AbuMikey:
LMAO

Giyazz the CRAZE-Girl

You saw the post I tagged you? Check ya mentions. . . It's my song link.

Andyblaze, you nko?

Deejayharry1

Homesteady

Please, andy help tag the rest of our guys to the song link. Pls I beg you!

sosiqdude:
Yes! Yes! Yes!!

download this song,,it is a crew song we sang early this year..
SosiQQ and giyazz and others u may not know

Just listen to it.

Download link
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/87124533

Tag
Krone
Ibime
Mikuz
Darkrebel
Gottoboy
Teddybiyasi
Coogar
Elymaxiimus
Captainflash
007bruce
Andyblaze
Wrongturn
Limerick
Fuckyouhard

Etc

Kr0ne

Ksslib

Mayapop

Abumikey

ochon

Stateofmind

Safarigirl

Reincarnated

Yuzedo

190

Texanomaly

Laykorn

Timpaker

Vivly

Lagunna

YoungDaNaval

Jigsawkillah

Teddybiyasi

Ibime

Coogar

Mikuz

Dre11

Wildchid1

Briareos

Glamrock pls y'all go download this song. I'm the first Rap verse, (Giyaz) and Sosiqdude is the second. Did it earlier this year tho.

Download link:

www.datafilehost.com/d/87124533

Darkrebel:
Nigga change the title to darkrebel ....this is my new account ....

It's Iamaromolaeran I battled, not Wackrebel. Just prep' your bars for tomorrow, I don't want this Drama now.

Giyazz vs Iamaromolaeran

1st match link: www.nairaland.com/1933119/battle-immortals-giyazz-vs-iamaromolaeran

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules-

20 lines/10 bars

- Deadline is 10pm, Wednesday 19
November 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.


Goodluck!

kr0ne:
Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

Kee ife na-emezi? I'm just seeing this!!! Wow!!!


I tinye ka na booth guya a pianti!!!

MVGT: Limeprick

I'm already feeling the vibe for Rap Battle's end of the year Awards!

Best verse

Best diss

Best punch


Damn! I gotta cop something, lemme create a niche for one award real quick.


Mikuz, you ready to host??

Y'all know the best Gangstar verse ever on NL?

GIYAZZ:
MURDER!!!!


Yo check yourself! you dissed the wrong guy/
I'm sending slugs in ya brains and your ffucking lungs, die!/
double murder! deading Ksslib and Jigsawkillah/
Morons, came against this OG with them freaked, blunt fillers/
My nines will cough/ and ya fams will duck/
cos I'm beasting, send ya parents to the spiritual realm, ice ya inlaws!/
For dissing me? Imma rrape ya sisters/ slam their heads on a wall harder/ bury two rounds in their ppussies, and cremate the cadavers after/
Show off the tech in ya pa's face then make him kiss it/
Pull a bucket closer and make him kick it!/
Ya mama's ugly, but I'm blinded by hate/
pound my ddick in her ccunt till she dead, just to see how you retaliate/
You killed Hip-Hop, motherffucker! how you stretch a gene?/
ya 'tricks' numb, 'Hollywood couldn't make a film!/
You don't get?
The slick words I'm spilling/
Acidic, Hydrofluoric flow, I'm spitting!/
splash it in ya face, till you turn white like Iggy style be/
Damon Salvatore, how I eat humans, it's Easy like E!/
I'm ripping ya hearts out, till you midgets fell/
Dig it! Claws in you. . . Bonnie did a spell!/
Sshit! Iamaromolaeran be right, you imp ffucking wack!/
Steady niggas be rraping you, but you still coming back!/
But finito! this is ya last day son/
ya a..ss will flee, after my bars Fuckyouhard like Jason!!/
King of Gangstas, Ice Cube scared of my shadow/
Quest, Mobb Deep, Wu Tang, N.W.A, praising my Halo/
Just you know Giyazz a known case killer/
so when you see me, RUN! like Jadakiss and GhostFaceKillah!/
Skill in, illing, killing, cleaning up ya lineage/
Villain, diss me again; believe me, I will burn down ya village!/ (I swear!)
East Coast nigga, Igbo blood dissing these two millitants/
I do it for my side, where we train Lions, Wolves, Panthers and Elephants!/ iyah!
Okala mmadu, Okala Mmuo/ Zelu mmadu, Zelu Mmuo/
Phyno will smile/ you don't get it?
ask ochon to define!/
.. .Whatchu say son?
Pftt! You couldn't diss me now you wanna battle King Henry?/
Ridiculous idiot! you seek for death, it's glaring/
Ccock the desert Eagle, I'm blasting off ya brains for that statement/ face them!
drag Jig to the party, slit his throat and fill his blood in a bucket/
Where the brush at? give it to Iam and make him paint me a picture/
with ya spilled bloods, perfect mixture/
POW! bury a tool in the artist's head, we need no witness/
You don't mess with an assassin, I show no meakness/
Pile their bodies up/ i plan to burn it up/
bring the gas tank/ keep it closer to Ksslib/
he pisses me off! I hit his face with a 47 and lift it up/
Blood gushing out/ hit again! more rushing out!/
I'm bloody!
Grab a match and make a bonfire/
your bodies' the woods, need the heat, I throw in some tires/
Neighbours screaming? I ccock it, and let it sing/
told you everybody dying the moment I let it free/
Perfect! Fresh air. I believe/ your lyrical deaths copped me a sigh of relief!!!/


BBITCHES!!!!!!

iamaromolaeran:
waiting ...

Dj5naira really inspired me. He's the first Vet that I sparred with on here when I was still learning the ropes.

Dj5naira Ya lines are incomplete, they suffer critical
deficiency/
Practice he's perfectin' won't still improve his
proficiency/
I drop Simple flows without Much Work like
Submachine . . . Gathering momentum to come
out with much efficiency/
The raft. . you craft . . are daft. . you drop lines
like clown, so they laughed/
But they all know what I draft, . . Xtreme
rhymes. . heavy like draught!/
Im the Boss. . like Ross/
See, you can't Outshine me cuz my Lip Gloss!!/
Like electron, you dis(s)charge -ve/
The only time he comes out Full Blown is when
he HIV +ve/
Niggas 8 what I do to them when I pitch
Octave/
Im like the Holyghost. . I don't forgive/
When they Blas(t)phemy. . I put them on top
spot, leaving them Hyper tensive!/
I flow chart, . . I don't bar graph/
Im the Oracle, . . So with this staff. . I split
heads in half/
If this calf. . raise Neck like Giraffe. . I belly
laugh. . and gaff scalp/
He's illin. ., he needs spiritual healing. ., cuz all
his lines are Weavil boring!/
With the way I airlift. ., I still shake grounds to
make floorshift/
I force coons to drift adrift/
I'll down you out here, . . .never make you
happy, . Even though you facelift/
He X 3 while I murder in pack like 5 Alive!/
Ya b'itch too, I'll kill her live. . Im in my clive. .,
others, . . Take a dive!/
Lyrical jive. . I drive. ., sound sweet. .like Bees in
Hive/
Take time cuz this Hot lad here. . Tear. . Up like
Bear. . those that dare/
Sit in chair. . drink beer. . and watch you flare/
I stay in bullet, that's why Im always In the
Lead!!!/
If these Cat-Holics want to Meow in the Creed/
I'll shred furs and make skin bleed!/
Niggas had better exit. . outta here so I don't
edit. . you bit by bit/
Even if you come out in millions, . .I still
minimize the digit/
Set up a rap battle . .I take on with no weapon/
I mother(murder) . .Father in this game, . . .
Plus their spawn. . See I spare no one!/
I Flow to hit Jackpot . . Im fortuned/
In this battle field, i've lined the margin/
And bridge the distance. . Seperatin' real heads
from urchins/
I'll saddle. . you with heavy bars, smackin' ur
butt at the same time with a paddle!/
So Imma end up all these Opera blast. . when I
down cast!!/

Y'all post best Bragadocio lines na. . .

I'm coming with one sha

iamaromolaeran:
we will battle next week on -- Wednesday ...

Ok. Guykhena create the thread.

kr0ne:
My Top Ten Funniest Punchlines

1. He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left
the pastor bleeding/
chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/

2. Bis is an idol/ This nigga’s a hyped fool/ A gentle wind to a typhoon!/ I’m Magneto. . .so when he spit from his rifle/ . . I'll leave his bullets 'suspended in thin air'. . . like 'misbehaving witches in flight school'!!/

3 •The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie

4 I've been to wars/ . . where my vocal strength aided me to win a brawl/
His voice barely yield dividends . musicians in southeast asia can tell that the 'singer poor'/

5 One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/
would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!" he might bark.
But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/

6 too much personals yet they lackin the strong points/
u foolishly wasted ur whole time studyin lime like a beetch plannin abortion!!!//

7 jason's home was raided by shekau as at two weeks/ after the girls were kidnapped and abused with/
he's mom's womanliness was detached from her pubic/ . . . shek took it
so while we scream #bringbackourgirls . . . Jason screams bringbackourpussy!

8 I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/
And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!”

9 Aii listen...
U boutta be engaged in this
MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply
FOUNDATION CLASS/
. . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me??
With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/
"The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether"
^^ Dats English From a
GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/

10 He ain't specially skilled/to crack lines I sequentially spill/if he is . . I will eventually kill/
Cos he will never be 'sick'. . .except for the known fact that 'lunatics are mentally ill'!!/

List may continue though

Comedians full Nl, chai!!

iamaromolaeran:
who cares? .... I already have a point ..I have beaten you before .. so you are the one that needs to beat me not me .....

When you go get chance again?

#Seriously gotta equal the scores mheen. . .

But if he seems to be winning..judges should read
again and change they verdicts/don't mind if he claim
you heartless/
Cos my plan is to make him suffer a bitter loss like
Abiola...when I give M k.o that will quench his heart
beat!!!/

Emaprince vs mikuz

Nothin' new bout the stammerer, its tha same
poorly diction/ I bind outta him, the spirit of
stutterin' in tha name of his Jesus/
You lack the '' Elements of Speech'' b.itch . . . like the
''name of that article'' which you bit from in that
same competition!/

Was astounded, prolly dumbstruck/ ''Babatunde''
would bear me witness how fear swallowed him,
when D branded just Revolver/
'fore I even point @ the ''mod 9'' . . . he had already
started perspirin' tears, excretin' saliva, after his
' heart' musta 'left its position' and landed on his
stomach!/


Dj5naira

iamaromolaeran:
I can't rush...I just finished battling....
I need time to script well and finish your own career ...

Dey there dey waste time, if I win this #DiamondBank competition, forget about the battle. Na final bye bye be that!

I woulda killed Darkrebel easily if he battled me with these bars.

Teddybiyasi tho

Smh

Stop talking trash. . .!

You pompous fake/ bbitch in disguise, quick, make that
bum bum shake/ it's G'Iyaz you facing?
Bro your career's staked/ . . . . call this punch Coma
Motors, cos when it lands... it's transporting you outta
Delta and leaving you in an unconscious state!!!


C'mon! Y'all ain't seen nothing like this from a teen!

Iamaromolaeran, let's battle already, e get bars when I wan drop wey go finish ya career! Best bars ever!!

The first bar I wrote that made me stick to battling till today! It wowed me when I thought about it!!



Now y'all listen, Sshit just got personal. . .

cos I'm visiting his home to slay this ffag nicca/ he ain't there?
sight his sisters which be his uglier replicas/
bury slugs in 'em after making 'em suck the D pulled
from me knicker/
he's mama begging me not to kill her as she weeps and bow her head on
ma snickers/
but I'm heartless! I dragged her sorry a-ss to the roof of the buliding. . . Then made the 'mother land' like a successful
trip to 'Africa!'


#Word

Darkrebel:
okay...

But let's do a text battle first. tomorrow 9pm. Guykhena set the thread. 10 bars. #peace

Darkrebel:
bro...I think its nice . .

Acapella right?
please create the thread ...let's do 1 min 30 seconds maximum recording .. but is December 1 not too far? how bout we do it two weeks from now?

I've got too many shows this month to attend, if it's fixed this month I may disapoint you. So let's do it in december. 1 minute it is. prepare! imma create the thread later. just chill. . .

Limerick this is not Facebook.