₦airaland Forum

Bollinger:
I can tell you for a fact that nothing "worster" than what I have described happen in the US. people don't just show up in public with rifles in broad daylight without the police showing up in 5 minutes. And the citizenry don't go about cutting people's breast off for stealing, while onlookers clap and jump for joy. Are you ok? There is nothing positive to say about a country that has no value for human life. To make it worse, people like you think it Is normal. MADNESS.

I never said it was Normal. I just wanted you to atleast point out some positive things about Nigeria amidst the negative ones you posted just to make it fair. But from what you've been saying lately, I don't think you think there's anything positive about Nigeria, Hence the REAL MADNESS!

Bollinger:
How can it be a hyperbole if it is true. Did a woman's breast got cut off this week? Did three armed men hold lagos island to ransom for twenty minutes? Like i said, the reason you don't think it is a big deal is because you are used to the gore and violence. And that is absolutely not normal.

Forgive my english, but things WORSTER than these aforementioned you put up there happen in the U.S and other Western countries in a daily!! You are just blinded by the negative news you must have been reading or hearing about Nigeria lately. Truth is, GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN HERE TOO!

You just don't come up with bullcrap about a nation and ignore it's positive sides.

Bollinger:
I will apologize if you prove to me that i am telling lies.

You're not telling lies about "The violence life-Jungle Justice thing" but then you made it sound like Nigeria is a war field literally. I mean, your post was filled with unnecessary and negative hyperboles!

Bollinger:
Dog wey wan lost no de hear im master whistle. The posters rooting for you to come back don't really like you. Misery likes company. Just this week alone, 3 armed men raked havoc on the streets of lagos weilding automatic rifles for a good twenty minutes. No police, no security agents. Nothing. The taste of the pudding is in the eating. Just go and see for yourself. You could be raped, beaten to a pulp and no one will help you. You obviously know the in and outs of NL. Scan through. there is a page, with pictures, about a woman whose breast was cut off for supposedly stealing something. Can you imagine that? No due process, just jungle justice. The reason these posters don't mention things like that is because Nigerians are used to gore and violence. Nothing shocks them anymore. The status quo is absolutely normal. A Nigerian could be taking an evening stroll and see a dead corpse in the middle of the road, and he/she would just pass by as if nothing was there. And this is the social norm you want to live in. I wish you good luck.

And this is the only contribution you've got to give? A one-slided negative view of our country? Smh

VOTING CLOSED!

Liricyst takes the win!

But bro, we must re-match o! I ffucking underated you now I paid dearly for it. We must re-match chai!

oskamboo:
Situation in africa especially in Nigeria is horrible to an extent that some Nigerian will prefer america prison to a normal live here. SATAN LIVES HERE.....

Buhahahahahahahahahaha!!! @Satan lives here

On a serious note though. Nigeria can be a great place to live in.

MaxAngellyn:
You don see her before?? Hahhahhahahhahhahhahha una ehnnn?

Yes I know her. She's a friend.

killerman47:
U no go talk true, mek devil shame..... u don go hustle, hustle hustle, tire, no headway, no money, u come see say life truly hard, say me no easy as u imagine, u want run back to nigeria come continue ur luck , instead u dey give lame reasons.... Madam I beg talk true mek devil shame..

Mumu, you no see say she no be Nigerian? She be African American wey wan come back to Naija cos she no dey feel America again. You sef dumb die! Chai

Mutuwa:
Yesss o!
Tnkx..

Where Odumchi and Lalasticlala? This thread should be in the frontpage ryt?

Mutuwa:
Nice one Op..hola me when ur bk..i could teach u hausa..

Kai! So you be Hausa guy?

Nice.

Impressive!

You're a very intelligent woman. I like your determination, passion and positive views about Africa. I just wish other African Americans will think like you.

Come back to Africa my dear!


*Sigh of relief*

gottoboy:
N̶̲̥̅̊o Offense
ι think тнιѕ Was a punch coined from this song Common_Bitch in yoo (Diss at Ice Cube), the Sleak/biitch part maybe generic, buh he connected it with a N̤̥̈̊є̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ idea/ and way of execution! #JustThinkingOutLoud

The thing is that I intentionally put "Sleak" there just to keep dumb people outta my verse.

ELYMAXiimus:
you kidding me, right? Saying you're usain bolt is not something new. Alotta people have done references from that angle.
Even you yourself have spat that same line before. The very first audio you uploaded here, where you were beating either the couch or the table nd rapping to it.

Did I upload an audio spitting that line? Where? When??

I musta forgotten.

Ma just kukuma respect myself, cos I don't who may want to sign me in the future.

But Heywhizzy, go easy with the hype.. ..

Heywhizzy:
hehe..
they call me the chairman cos I flow so pieces/ my album sale so acapella,nobody can beat it/ my swagger no get network,nobody can reach it/..nodding my head,hands swinging



it's not wack,it was a different rap format with lot of d0pe punches in it..it was simply unusual with an extremely different sound

The kinda money I(High) see(Sea) will make these boys 'See sick'

M.I of all people did the H factor!



I still respect him though.

Lol Liricyst, everybody is saying it's a tie. Should we give them a re-match?

Please we need professional verdicts from y'all. . . Mikuz, Coogar, Ibime, Krone, Emaprince, Ksslib and co

You've been venting that this place is getting all dried up, now I and Lyricist gave you a battle and you're sleeping on it. Whassup with that?

C'mon y'all. We need professional votes, cos I don't know why anyone will want to give me the PERSONAL criteria in that bout, and someone just did!

Abeg joor, make una go vote!

www.nairaland.com/2191838/battle-steeled-warlords-ii-liricyst#31600548

ELYMAXiimus, I saw your verdict. Nice

But you got me confused somewhere. . . That place where you said the "mets" criteria was nil.

I thought METAPHORS were mets? I hope I'm not wrong though. . . But if I am. I just learnt something new.

This is a metaphor punch I dropped in that battle:

But first of all

I'm king in here, better jot that fool/ sent glads to
hell last i cocked ma tool/
Been killin' rappers since, even knocked hard coons/
so me vs you? is Usain Bolt in a race with some fat
dude!!!


Ain't this a met? Lol. Tell me and let me know if I've been ignorant all this while. Ok?

I'm sorry to interrupt, but please JigSawkillah you're not allowed to vote. It was stated when I tagged voters and prior to this day. I'm sorry, but your vote is NULL.

Let the votes come in y'all

BTW, Liricyst, Nice verse up there. . . D0pe!

Open for Votes!

Emaprince
Joshuabase
Guykhena
Mikuz
Ibime
Coogar
PhaseOne
Kr0ne
O4kaa
Illverbz
Illness
ELMAXiimus
Gottoboy
Geoxpress
RapAcme
Teddybiyasi
Limerick
Sokrates
JigSawKillah(Barred from Voting)
Ksslib
Sosiqdude
Testerfuze
Warriblood

liricyst:
yea

post...I'll follow suit

Done

I'm writing ya death sentence!

So better say your grace/ cos bars I'm 'bout to spill will stain your name/
hot mets quick to get yo damned/ if you like cut your head put inside kolo you still wouldn't save your face!!!

But first of all

I'm king in here, better jot that fool/ sent glads to hell last i cocked ma tool/
Been killin' rappers since, even knocked hard coons/ so me vs you? is Usain Bolt in a race with some fat dude!!!

You suck too much dicks/ see sperm on your lips/
It's ya types who wanna be pilots cos they heard about the 'cockpit!!'

And i Heard you bite lines!

Pftt! if you try jack ma pages?/ I'll smack ya asss and face, bbitch/
till you 'deform' like Nas and AZ!!!

Mav's a virgin at twenty/ girls ffucking hate him/
If you heard any bbitch gave this M.C Brain?. . . then you must be referring Jamie Davis!!

See his dumb, i'll let da Lonnie punch pop the mmoron/ smack ya hard to cop bigger points/
Cos ya wack, loudmouthed with nothing horror/ plus there's a 'bbitch in yoo' and that's one thing you and Sleak got in Common!!!'

My lines deep and complexed like Matrix/ cataclysmic lethal quick to get a buffoon faded/
But you on the other hand is hardly rated/ cos like Seun LanLege your rhymes are Basic!!!

I just murked ya asss, what's the matter son?/ stop crying, just count this as anada loss/
or better still jump into the Niger, bross/
you still wouldn't even Bag Gift if you was Santa Claus!!!!!

liricyst:
lol...everyone has had that weak verse.... This is the weakest I would pen....but I've actually seen you pen weaker.

You ready?

mikuz:
I'm ready to battle anyone right about now so long its audio on beats. I want to take full advantage of my holidays cos any moment from now I no go dey too active again.

Let's battle on a beat.

FB niggas be dragging for who the GOAT be.

Abeg make dem find am quick quick, I wan eat pepper soup and GOAT meat!

Liricyst V GIYAZZ

https://www.dynamicforces.com/images/extra/Sun-Tzu-vs-Shaka_7.jpg

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 8 bars.

- Deadline is 9pm, Friday 13 March 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
Goodluck!!!

liricyst:
Why not tomorrow friday night...same time?

Ok. Creating the doc now, better show up.

Limerick:
I'm on a grown man shiit/ you spit pure nonsense - pherowshuz

CIRCLE OF KINGS. Boogey killed it with metaphors and vivid imagery.

obesemf:
boss, you make ready?

Sorry man, Lyricist accepted first. Next time

liricyst:
I have never done a no show before. .. no qualms though. obesemf is free and willing to kick it with you

Ok let's kick it tomorrow by 9pm. 8 bars

liricyst:
yes i am,i can make out time...but since i have battled heywhizzy before... i didn't want to battle him so soon.
so if you are game,tell me the when and the how many

I'm sorry, but I can't kick it with you to avoid a No Show game. When you're free tell me.

liricyst:
*picks the call* Hello, giyazz

Thought you said you was hooked up on many battles?