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O4kaa pls that 16bars is too much. . . It'd get boring if we spat all that. Let's make it 10bars.

Please sir

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Emaprince
Joshuabase
Guykhena
Mikuz
Ibime
Coogar
PhaseOne
Kr0ne
Illverbz
Illness
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Gottoboy
Geoxpress
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Hello bbitch! My name is G'IYAZ
and I'm here to kill you!

Listen...

Dopium Lava, i come with bars that be made of stones/ no
fictions like Seven kingdoms unlike you made your own/
Every glad on here be aware i ain't no movie fan like K' or
'chon/ so when I'm murking J niggas know it's not Game of
Thrones!!

I'm sick with the flow, call me Pac's Sequel/ unbeatable, boy I made alotta
wacks see Hell/
A lame nigga like you wouldn't punch me well/ so like you bouncin holdin' hands with Lamont
Coleman... bbitch be certain, you leavin' here with a BIG
L!!

Smoked a blunt before I scripted this one, brother/ puffed the
green, then sipped from a canned soda/
but you's a JJC.. you've never lit a juan, ffucker/ the only
time you've seen grams is back in the village visiting ya
Grandmother!!

He ain't real, nigga's just an old clown/ threw some jabs, no one got
me, the bro frowned/
He's a weaklin, gave up his lines, got 'em boned now/ but Nunquam cede!
imma keep landin him punches till Mystic Falls like Stefan
Sylvatore's hometown!!!

I hit up ya grill wearing a fake smile... you hardly knew here comes
trouble/ reached for greetings thinkin we buds, short fool!/ see
i don't accept handshakes from y'all muggles/
But imma let the saw cut off your wrists... Now That's how I
chop knuckle!!

Battling G'IYAZ at last, the pig can't believe/ but Phoenix elites hyped
him, sayin the bbitch'd get me killed/
I choked in laughter like; errm, errm, ha pftt! is the nig ready
please?/ now we battled! still JOE couldn't get me weakened/ or
damaged.. even after y'all got the imp paired with me!!!

Bbitch you wack and lame, your fonts can't fool us/
It's like a broken vehicle, your bars can't move
us!!!

Ghost writer for Ghost writers, i battle no fakes/ went
pound for pound with demons, murked bulls, no shake!/
Joe i ain't your league, been battlin castled known heads/ before NL!
But If you think you can catch up with me... imma break your head
with a bottle of Rozzay!

No long story, I'm above your level like Kelvin Book against Arnold,
Son/ niggas recognize me better compared to you, cos bars? Ah got
more!/
They hype me on FB and you get bitter like Alomo/ we ain't
disabled men, but ain't it ironic how my bars def and
yours dumb?!!

Remember this bout, how G'iyaz fed yo kid/ with enough beef/
Combined with arsenic punchlines startin with "hello bbitch"/ don't
forget this in a hurry. . . Cos if it mistakenly jumps out that
rusty brain? imma break your head with a chair to make it
sit in your memory!!!

Nneka123:
i don't blame you

How far na?

Esdb3:
eh! Thought you were calling her ugly so you actually like her and that is your angle of trying to talk to her this are the kinda pple girls screw over. I wish more screwings than u've alrready had.

Swerve, Nneka123 na my girl. . .

Check

But 04kaa, I've got a battle today, and I'd be exhausted. . . I need to rest for atleast 4 days, can you pls postpone the battle to Saturday?

Please??

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This thread was flooded hence drailed. . . See real battle thread here: 04kaa vs GIYAZZ www.nairaland.com/2097494/2015-nairaland-massacre-o4ka-vs

Chai! Hahahahahaha!! All these Facebook textcees are funny die!

Someone to Joshuabase: No use ur main verse do prematch diss #African
proverb

Joshuabase:
Seun LanLege JoshuaBase
.
Bleep everything,whatever you do please post before 12
.
demigod vs a nigga that grew on tha block/
Post ya verse and get booed on tha spot/
And you can do all ya want/
But,No one's Scared of ya ass,you not a skunk!/
.
Look
.
I'd hate to trade words with dumb niggas/
I'd rather we trade,bullets like Gun dealers/
.
Now he thinking he is god/
To Any thing the fiend's involved/
Math pundits,already predicting the returns/
Put base and 3 together and 3 won't be in the result/
.
Ya chess plays was preposterous/
Someone tell the bird brain not to bore us/
Infact,you a bird head,ya first name must be horus!/
.
We'll boo the squire's pretentious verse/
If he exudes defiance,he'd get ruined with tyres n
dentured stems/
And ya in foolish cyphers?we slept on them/
I mean,The way ya bars gave us the-zzzz's,they'd soon retire infectious germs!/
.
No ones feeling the orphan's slants/
While my Rhyming gets rewarding chants/
Internals everywhere like organ banks/
.
Ya reasoning should crown stupid/
And for that reason see,I'm leaving him to drown duly/
You aint got a crib really you clown,truth is/
He just a homeless hippie that takes sanctuary , . .
Listening to house music/
.
So I'm driving a "2-door car",its all beaming with youth/
To abduct U3,when I bring up criminal goons/
Stuff him in the trunk,give up!,really you should/
Then release all clips in the booth/
Call him tafawa balewa,he got killed in the 'coop'/
.
Then I'd bag what's become-Of him/
Take it to a place of monk worship/
To sacrifice,incinerate and burn bodies/
Truth be told,the scum ugly/
His complexion is something ungodly/
(Priest)
why you setting fire to the burnt offering?/
(Me)
he's not burnt yet,oh lord austine/
that's just the skin color of the dumb urchin/
.
(Burn!! ) irony intended lol
.
(Priest)
And you intend to sacrifice to our gods that Cursed
Orphan??/
.
Slapped him silly around on the ground/
Knocked the crowns from his mouth/
The Punches,sound! Unannounced/
And my digits did a number on him till he was down
for the count!/
.
»»»BaSe«««
.
Lil keys
A coop is a two door vintage car
Horus was an egyptian god,with the head of a bird
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Ukeme Ulquiorra Uduak
Aii let's be serious
I was gonna go light guy.../ but you tried that bis shit,so peep this, with the right I'll../ smack you in the air..That's a high five//
Base can let the mac fly/ will still get super schooled
like its Sky high/ you aint know? This olympus bitch,
"step to a god_base, and get killed" like a titan!//
.
(Sky High - movie bout a school for superheroes/villains)
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You were born pussy, while we were wolves like lycans/
someone tell the dumb bro scram/ when I punch,
bones crack/ You tire, finna drop... where the pot holes are!// (tyre)
I eat u in sections like a combo pack/ this a 2 man race? Haha long old scam/ his gaming complete?.. bro see the mono poll, he pack... shows he got no chance!//
.
Bring that back?
I said his game incomplete,... bro see,... the monopoly
pack shows he got no chance!/
.
One time his girl's like what's up? I'm like "waiting for the porshe hun../ you and joshua ride the benz?" She said nah 3, BASE IS FOR THIS TRUCK, SHUN/
.
Yall aint catch.. Wait, lemme change the fucking punch once/ see life has many paths and Base is on the wrong one/ you belong in labs, used for slaking or emulsions/ or in plates dissolving portions/ so I'll be aiming for the dumdum/ ask any geek... When that heat spray... And meets base? Whoooo its a BASIS FOR DESTRUCTION!!
.
Weak blows I see him sending/ with bis notes, not still impressing/ if a girl ever touch J? Best believe that bitch is texting!//
I decimate the student when im scripting verses/ he
standing, mass problems keep him edgy/ that's cool,
sitting scare him/ he got to wish n I bring the less in//
.
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Yall aint reading clearly!
Said maths problems keep him edgy/ that school sitting
scare him/ he got tuition? I bring the lesson!!/
.
I finna get the stage set/ murk with deranged text/ top of the hill, or this monkey is killed, either way I'll make the Ape-x//
I 'see lean' bars from the lame wretch/ his toilet flows may stretch/ but once he's pasted?/ i'll kill him and his friends... So they underground if they see what base-ment//
.
Elijah in chains, he's held still by a nightmare/ titanic..This sheep got killed by an iceberg/ yall trace the pattern...//
He fortified? I stage the ransack/ a sketchy-murder way da-vinci razed the bastard/ how is this wretch great,when a little warship wrecked base.. Like a navy attack!?!?//
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He'll get sticky death like a flower-pot wet/ if this "bitch make it out the mix" he's a powerpuff girl/ so act raw and I'll let the luger talk// (sticky dirt)
I spot J walking like a full time cop/ show up to where the loser clubs/ then start shooting while ya balling like Supersport!//
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(Jaywalking)
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I'm Thor, you just shape-shift and pretend 'lowkey'/
electric when I rhyme, he best know this/ alternating
current at the quickest notice//
so be a dam, you couldn't resist this death flow kid/cuz when I spark.. d power-lines take base out like rigged explosives!//
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Weak lines from them both. I expected more from U3 but got disappointed.

coogar:
your father must have had a profound influence on you - he was a lunatic. the same teddy that would be spending her entire academic year in the UK in my crib? this is how you mörons peddle nonsense gists just to satisfy your devilish urges.

It's your useless father who is a lunatic!!! An air head who has contributed in fulfilling the End Time prophesy by creating a child-molester like you! A useless old fool! Shebi you have deceived that poor girl to come visit you in your house? Wicked man!!! You wanna rape that innocent girl and kill her, abi?? I don't blame you, na the iddiot I blame. . . A c0ck-hungry bbitch with no dignity!!!! Fools

no wonder you look like an armed robber. one close look at you in that picture suggests you just finished robbing a house and räping all the grannies there. you are a disgrace to every y-chromosome carrier on this planet. oloshious bästard! don't go & find a job, sit on NL discussing who kicked who out.

I look like an armed robber? Hahahahahahaha!!! Dumbest comeback ever!!!
See who's talking, a nigga who couldn't display his identity because of his extreme ugliness, an ape personified!!!
Think I don't know you? You short shitty nicompoop!!
Keep hiding yourself o, real niggas here can't stand your ugliness, it'd knock us out!!!

nah, he's high on the ashes of the cremated còck of his lunatic father. was it not you talking crap about battling me on BBM & killing me there? mind what you say to these rats. they are too stüpid & they believe everything.

Shutup m0ron!! You've been exposed, stop crying and accept your fate!!!
The ugly fool Teddybitchasi did the right thing for the first time in her life by taking you outta her list before you bump your bobby jobby due to too much masturbati0n whenever you view her ugly Pro pics!! Mumu. Don't you have respect for yourself?
Leave that 17 year old hoe alone and go find your mate! Tufiakwa!!!

coogar:
it shall not be well with you & your lies...
abi dem swear for your papa? who's begging who for pušsy? you better talk straight before i put a luger in your ears. even teddy herself would slap you for making ridiculous claims you cannot back. i am not in the habit of pedophïlia like every member of your household. don't you fuckïng ever in your miserable life say such stuff to me.

i don't joke with you like that....i dunno you from adam.



maybe your father na agbaya.
don't lump me in the same category.

May your sperm congeal inside your short testicle!!!
Was it not Teddy herself who disgraced you yesternight? She said you were buzzing her grill too much!!! You couldn't control your useless hormones. . . You keep coming up with lame lines tryna make her like you romantically, but she kicked your sorry @ss instead. *spits*

A 17 year old ugly woman deleted a papa like you from BBM, you should be ashamed of yourself bro, you should veil yourself before you take a walk outside the ghetto you live, cos you're a DISGRACE to man-hood and Hip-Hop combined!!!

Blue balled wannabe Gangsta

Esdb3:
dude!!!! That is not her. Whoever owns that account doesn't own that picture! U shld be able t deduce that your self now!

Shutup

coogar:
gây-azz!
may the most aggressive thunder destroy your hamlet. you & who are püssy-obsessed. teddy killed you and ate your tësticles. you should be ashamed of yourself.

Shut the ffuck up bbitch!

You've been following that ugly hoe since you saw her around, you added her on BBM but she deleted your h0rny @ss after your continuous plea for her ppussy!

Are you not ashamed of yourself?? A 35 year old man like you chasing one 17 year old girl. . . You should be locked in kiri kiri till you die for child abuse!!!!

You sef know say Teddy never won me, you know, yes you!


Agbaya!!

Nneka123:
why my name dey ur mouth?

Your name dey my mouth? Na food??


Shawty, I was just saying you're ugly and you don't deserve them hypes you been getting. That's all

teddybiyasi:
brawling you again will be the easiest thing I ever did in my whole entire life

Shhh

Shawty, When you battled me I was still learning the ropes, besides you never won that brawl. . . You only got lucky because ppussy obsessed niggas like Cooger had to vote. Try battle me now and I'd naked you with bars

Nneka123:

Wetin happen?

Teddybiyasi


You keep throwing lame shots at me, but if I call you out for a battle now, you go just run go hide. Odeni!

softysparky:
Nnekas are always pretty why?

That wowo geh, Nneka123 na you say hin fine

Ok whatever

sosiqdude:
I no i no... I dey feel ur swag with oga kr0ne.

But true true oo...for that pix, kr0ne look like person wey won go snatch someone's girlfriend and you like bad guy wey won go steal..


Real OG(original gangstars)

Lol, I don laugh tire!

Darkrebel:
hahahahaha -- Hyperventilating... *gasping-
.. Dies ...
lmfao !!

Giyazz..Your Face can make dry bones rise again
who dash you head warmer ?
Nigerians been wearing head warmer in heat since 2000 b.c

Mumu boy

You no know say cold dey for village?

Sokrates:
hahaha....... giyazz na so the highness hold you reach?

Abeg leave Krone, dude gulp 3 heavy bottles of palmi still dey look for more, hin think say I be him mate. . . If toh say I no get sense, hin for don carry palmi kill me