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when I get high, this annoying funne always comes out of my mouth & I speak good English and I always like to explain things to people when I'm talking. its really annoying.
the worst thing I've done is to kiss a girl. :-( had to do prayer and fasting for my lips

she should have used Silicon adhesive bras to hold her boobs at least na. abi is she trying to say she doesn't know what silicon bra is? she should not come and disgrace ladies abeg

I vote Lanicky Cc. NLjega

I vote Lanicky cc: NLJega
ozila I see you :-)

buharisbae:
Catholic church do use inner loudspeaker buh op u b gay? y u snapping that mans ass??

He was obviously showing us the SIMPLICITY of the shoes/clothes they wear to church there.

kindness and confidence

You lost your virginity, so did it change the price of crude oil? The price of garri? The price of the dry fish I'm eating now?

This topic is kinda funny. Especially the way the op is lamenting lol. But its making a lot of sense sha. We Ladies need to really take care of our bodies.
Id recommend a daily intake of a clove of garlic for vaginal odour if there is no exsisting infection.

I registered and I got only 2 units

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Weird boy quietly follows me with his car when I take a walk in the evening.

By the way, this is the same boy that gives me dirty looks. What could this mean?[/color]

you need to be careful and Try not to walk alone, better still, get the anti-rape condom that people are using now

100 million dollars

I dreamt I was with two really fat gurls and three of us decided to make a pact to lose weight. I'm not so fat, but I've been feeling like I'm too fat because my tummy is big. Guess I was just too worried last night, that's y I was dreaming rubbish

But she didn't curse you na. u guys just made promises to each other. promises can be broken. so far you didn't take a blood oath, you're good to go.

@ OP that was quite bold of you but imagine if as you entered the house, they decided to enter inside with you and the gun was loaded it was very risky o

So kCee can dress fine like this??

So what's wrong with her wearing the nose ring? its her body and she can do whatever she wants. is her nose ring reducing the price of Garri?? why r we so hypocritical in this country?? if it was Rihanna that did nose ring, no damn person would raise a voice.

Banker

the story us interesting sha. its a good thing that you resigned. sometimes it's good to mind your business o. The way the world is going, you can't really blame the mother for acting that way.

But what did princess do na wa o. why can't lolo act matured and go and meet princess in private if she's having issues with her. i am a woman but sometimes i wonder why some women always like this.

pinceprinz:
yawns

lassa fever rat will just enter your mouth

me singing: hell no....to the no-no hell no. (×2) If that rope cut na hellfire straight o

naughtynaughty:
I am neva gon fall in2 those silly guyz hands again! Not even my enemy..esp yahoo boyz.. dy r d most fuckboyz eva!

it's the small money they stole that use to enter their head.

kalufelix:
Wow! Op you just described me completely but you also missed a whole lot of other points at the same time cos am largely more than what's up there...

If she aint hitting anal for starters then we have no business getting along

emi f*ckf*ck man ni o...

ewww. na wa o

Lero15:
Lol. Sister glowshine no be so ooo. I know her wella and she's married already.
But... erm I don't know glowshine
May I know you?

awww....

Lero15:
Lol. Sister glowshine no be so ooo. I know her wella and she's married already.
But... erm I don't know glowshine
May I know you?

awww....

Emypresh:
The answer is very simple.....WE ARE BLACK PEOPLE. BLACK PEOPLE ARE USELESS PEOPLE. If dem like make dem ban me. i have made my point.

one beautiful yoruba word that describes you: Ode

15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A Fuckboy
1. He’s constantly begging for nudes. Fuckboys are hungry and desperate for female attention. They feed their fuckboy ways with nude pics from the dozens of girls they talk to on Tinder, OkC, Reddit, and other random sites. He hides his phone when he gets a Snapchat because he knows it’s gonna be some girl’s nudies. For every one nude pic you send, he’s getting like 10 others from other chicks.

2. He says he doesn’t believe in labels. Major warning sign you are dealing with a fuckboy is when a guy wants to keep things in the gray period and says he doesn’t believe in labels. What’s wrong with labels? I love labels! They help keep shit organized and let you know where you stand. A fuckboy doesn’t want you to know where you stand, though. He wants to just keep doing the damn thing without actually committing because then that way, when everything falls apart, he doesn’t have to be responsible for your feelings. He can be all, “well, we were never officially together…”
3. He’s disrespectful to his mother. A man who doesn’t respect his mother is just a fuckboy you don’t have time for. If he treats his mom like shit, just think about how he’s going to treat you when the honeymoon phase wears off. Yes, it’s important to see how he treats both of his both parents, but how he respects his mother is a clear reflection as to how he views women in his life.
4. He never wants to be seen in public with you. He always has some excuse for why you two can’t be seen together. He’s busy, doesn’t feel like going out, whatever. If a man isn’t proud to be seen with then obviously you’re just a sidepiece for this fuckboy.
5. He uses terms like “bros before hos,” “hos be like…” Just…no.

6. He has no ambition. A fuckboy has no job or he’s been stuck in the same job for years despite complaining every day on how much he hates his life.
7. You have no idea how many other women are in his life. Fuckboy’s phone is constantly blowing up with notifications, Snapchats, texts from other girls. You ask him how many girls he’s seeing and he keeps it vague as Bleep. Who knows how many girls he’s talking to.
8. He blows off your plans to hang but slides into your DMs. Fuckboys would rather have nudes than the real thing.
9. He talks shit about all of his exes or says they were “crazy”. He never has a single nice thing to say about his exes. They all wronged him in some way.
10. He says exactly what he thinks you want to hear. You confront him on his shit and he says things like “you’re totally right.” He says he’ll change. He’ll tell you reasons why you’re better than him. But fuckboy keeps doing what fuckboys always do.
11. His friends are basically all just like him. A group of FUCKBOYS? Hell no. Run.
12. He tries to make you feel like you owe him pics.
If a guy tries to guilt trip you for not sending a pic – he’s a fuckboy.
13. He keeps hitting on you even after you’ve rejected him or he’s with another girl. f u c k b o y
14. He’s the kind of guy that says you look tired when you’re not wearing makeup. He makes judgmental comments about your appearance, your outfit, your makeup, etc.
He definitely has an idea about how women “should” look and if you’re not on your A game every time you see him he WILL point it out. This is the ultimate fuckboy.
15. “Wanna come over and watch Netflix?” A classic fuckboy line.

Ifakiland:
keep her, torment her emotions, fvck her and a day to ur wedding, dump her.

that's too harsh now, ahan! op just forgive and forget. The devil u know I'd better than the angel you don't know