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Hmmm

Nice hair cut

Otikpoko the name fit you
So much grammer, sophisticated pidgin join

otikpoko: den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

That's a long memory. 80 leaves, same with me. It turns to 40 leaves after school coz of paper kite, carton, paper phone, colour splash

Looks fun...
The girl in green from the angle of the snap shot looks like Stephanie okereke Linus

ArQueBusieR: Too much info.

Coz you are guilty

bukatyne: Let me try: what has happened, has happened I.e. The deed has been done

Epic fail

-Sleeping in an uneasy position throughout the night can cause tiredness the next morning.
-Drugs with side effects.
-A depressed mind cannot sleep comfortably hence the tiredness the next morning.

-Eating fufu before sleeping.
-Doing midnight calls even when you have an exam the next morning.
-Arguing with your parents the night before over who to date.

Doing the opposite of their job. Unbelievable! Are they to protect lives or take them. And no physical violence was perpetrated against them, but they opened fire.
R.I.P to the victims

Safe return i wish him...Nigerian kidnaps has rare rescue success.

lupey: If I blow you ehn!

The man "chook" her stomach-he stabbed her

I watch jackie shan yesterday!

Leke leke give me white finger!

ROTFL

Botched circumcisions killed 30 young men and landed almost 300 more in hospital during traditional initiation rites in a South African province, the health department said Sunday.
The 30 deaths in rural Eastern Cape province occurred during the annual season when young males undergo a rite of passage into manhood.
Ten other youths were hospitalised after being rescued from a forest on Sunday, said provincial health department spokesman Sizwe Kupelo in a statement.
"The ten initiates' private parts are rotten. They are badly damaged. Their condition is scary," he said.
A further 293 young men were undergoing hospital treatment for dehydration, gangrene and septic wounds, Kupelo added.
Some had lost their genitals.
Teenagers from ethnic Xhosa, Sotho and Ndebele groups typically spend around a month in secluded bush or mountains areas for their initiation to manhood.
This includes a circumcision as well as lessons on masculine courage and discipline.
Traditional surgeons perform the procedure in the bush, sometimes with unsterilised instruments or lacking in technique.
Botched circumcisions leading to penis amputations and deaths are an annual tragedy.
In May around 34 deaths in two other provinces were reported.
The ruling African National Congress said Sunday it was "distressed" over the latest deaths.
It called for basic medical training of the traditional surgeons to render "an entrenched and necessary part of our cultural fabric" safer.

Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/30-south-african-men-killed-ritual-circumcision-161150484.html#EtELwSz

Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don.

Change that to proper English. It's difficult. It was on Ay comedy skit and almost all the celebs in attendance failed it except Ebube

bidis: i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english

I hear you.
So far you be naija, and you've eaten akpu, eba or fufu the blood is in you

Those boys that posts their pictures in between a serious topic.

Abusive nlanders that can't respect other people. They feel it's a faceless forum and show their silliness by insulting others.

ULSHERLAN: So ur own butts flat

Buhahahaha..nope. Got a sweet moderate curvy butt

Even Beyonce uses it ...Real flat butt is better than seductive tight fake butts

Well that's why the source is called Aproko

I rather kill myself than to commit suicide

Fhemmmy: Where are you going? I am coming.

Nigerians say this one a lot. I used to say same to mum when i wanted to sneak outa the house

Very funny..Even with his pot belly, he still got some moves

Good for him

mmmttcchheeww

She looks cool

REALITY101: Oh I just checked your profile. With your muffin nose I doubt you see clearly at night.

Those pictures are the stage, you don't expect me to turn around and be taking pics of the audience.

Btw it's pictures not picrurs

Thanks love

Fitnch please! Not ashamed, her play it is...

Consign you if you can't post here

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Oh please!

Ok..so it's a party..Can't see the fun through the picrures tho'

Needles when being injected...Just that, scares my body outa my cloth.

Oh that's impressive...Fantastic!