*imagine make pesin dey hungry come go buy food make hin no come fit chop di food again
*na wa o
*I wan chop food
*water dey hungry me
*to fu ck dey hungry
Ques: abeg na wetin dey for iya basira toto
Ans: na so so bush full am brekete

I want to baff with shower...

Instead of u to enter the stomach of class and be counting ur book,u are killing the noise outside.

Na low current we get my belle is paining me who mess dat mess how many years you dey i dey hungry i wan piss

Instead of you to be counting your book, you are busy killing the noise. What is bottom of that?

Students go and carry your cutlasses from class

Hungry dey wire me

What is my consign (concern) dia?

O' boy gbage don bust 4 pako juction....

Where u g4 dey i wan lem...

See dat useless boy, just galavanting on my street.

Men, Aba road, get planti gallop....

I like this babe gan o....

I gbadun the way super eagles dey play...

See as bomboy gbaga wen Femi show...

i don put gen. My tan tan dey small. No dey carry me play. The tv engine dey faulty. My fone dey do one kine. My money don tanda for there. Poto poto dey dat side. Guy borrow me 200naira. I follow my senior brother come barber hair. Church no dey today. Our teacher don travel comot go her village. Their suck away don burst. We get tiles/talazo floor. I get extra socks. My shoe don tire for yansh. Gimme brush make i comb my hair. Nack the tv for head. We dey go slow. Give that song belle.

Fhemmmy: His son is opening the new house today, so we want to follow them rejoice.

*I beg carry yasef comot for road make I see road pass.
*see as you carry head like coconut head
*how you take know?
*guy I no send you message
*i beg I don taya to dey type type anyhow

Abi make I kuku go ni?

mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?

How many years I take senior you?

* look at how u'r dirting d floor.
* Boy - i will beat u now now.
* Girl - u cannot fit.
* Are u not hearing d smell of d food burning.
* Shebi u hear me.
* I come 2 ur house yesterday. Where u bin dey.
* that boy is beautiful.
* I want 2go and sheet.

madam tins have cost naw!

my broda, country hard o

ahhh, e don chook am kolo

my mummy have come back

This life, wetin my eye no go see?

I have entered the pin finish.

He now come and slap me on my face and I come and report him to my tisha.

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You neva jam

Dem go dey pose /* show off */

No be small thing o!

Na God hand we dey

who no go,no know

Na shakara

See as this guy baff up /* well dressed */

kpata, kpata yawa go gas

No fall my hand o

I no wan firewood /*he does not like skinny girls */

Hungry dey waya me

E don tey, no be today

Your wahala too much

I don dey go

I don tire (no, you don tube)

You no dey hear word

I go enter you now (a threat to beat someone up)

I no sabi dis work

That moto dey tear race

Make you follow me dey go

Notin do am

The boy carry last for the exam

you go fear fear

The woman just die troway

Be going

Enter Ikeja bus

I want to drop

Dress for me

me go go der tomorrow

i went to piss my self....he actually mearnt i went to ease myself :Di went to piss my self....he actually mearnt i went to ease myself

;DHungry deh wire me, * 2day class na die* our education dne deh dilapitate *the man done kpai* as in die* coal is catching me.

i dey tells u
If u dey come carry the food follow body
Have they collected light?

bukatyne:

Let me try: what has happened, has happened I.e. The deed has been done

Epic fail

Find me something na...........
At all at all na im bad

I no go talk now til I hear from our oga at the top...dats all!

Stegomiah: Enter your shoe and follow me

I'll tell my daddy for you

ha! Dat guy stingy hin shishi neva enta my hand. Mak i kukuma laff nw

beggy beggy.

longer throat,your throat go soon dey long dey touch ceiling.

u want make i kunk you?

my little cousin spoke this "anty where is the nafdac number for your slippers"

She also spoke this "the people in the up should come to the down"

and more,

"dont look at the back,look at the front"

its nor m a own oo instead of its not my own.

i don know o! instead of i do not know.

someone spoke this "following bad friends can lead to disastrous"

a=why are you wearing your cloth upside down instead of inside out.

Nepa don take light instaed of interrupted power supply

sleepy sleepy

i wan sh*t for my yansh (meaning,i want to use the rest room to poo)

back-forward the film

lady koi koi.

shine shine bo -bo

Doctor do good
Dem give me well well wen i dey primary school dat time

especially wen i forget to darken my slate my teacher go gimme doctor do good for my N5 yansh dat time

I appreciate it now though

its peppering me

Monkey chukure(eye glass-especially the one that make some one look weird)

Give me my canta(cover bottle for drinks).i play canta well well o!
The once wen i dey carry go school for counting,during break time, i go use play cha-ke with my canta, dem go ba-shoo!! all my canta finish .After break i no go get anytin to take count, see flogging

i kon dey use 50kobo or N1 take dey make Budoo.
I will nak d N1 into a canta and use it to hit other canta out of the box

Suwe nko? ten ten

Koso dey too o!

while using one of your ear to lift you off the ground, my teacher will ask me "Do you want me to roast you yansh with my cane"
if i get dat woman now ehn

den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple with rubber

ogo-go-ro

kai kai

root(hot drink)

Kpanla(buttom of pot or someone that is very skinny or thin)

Fatty bom-bom

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

i be ur mate?
we be mate?
if i slap u ehn!all ur teeth go fall.
my mama say may i go bring DAT plate wey dey 4 THERE.
my mama say may i no dey play wit am.
i take 2years senior am
i dey play wit u ne?
rain beat me no b small

Otikpoko the name fit you
So much grammer, sophisticated pidgin join

otikpoko: den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

That's a long memory. 80 leaves, same with me. It turns to 40 leaves after school coz of paper kite, carton, paper phone, colour splash