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[quote author=Efemena_xy]Nor be Efe you dey see. I am not on this thread.

Someone, somewhere, somehow, stole my account details! [/quote]What? Is this aunty Avicky? or Efe? don't confuse me please

maishot: I know where they are..,

Making out in another thread.=D

Sheken'an!

Hmmmm...I saw Foxy peeping in another thread tho but was not sure. How about the others?

OliverPin: if that was not a complement i wouldnt have applauded yo. t was actually

Lol, I know it's not. I got the tone of the message ...and the stare

OliverPin: amongst all i think you are more addicted to this thread. *applause*

No worries or shame; yes I am

MAzi u have about two more uploads today o. And I said so because I understand u are still working on another story, if not it's originally 3 or four left before tomorrow. But tomorrow is a HOLY day and you won't upload. We can't just stay like that na. It doesn't tally plz.

#who wants a bet with me? by tomorrow even when we know MAzi won't upload, we'll still come online, just incase MAzi has a change of mind.
To peek into the room

MAzi I'm sympathetic with u in terms of the stress u are passing through to make sure ur fans are satisfied. But two more is all I'm asking.
And you know they won't leave u too. So help us pleeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee

Kpele...

To the readers, who knows the whereabouts of Foxy_rebirth, hotnaijababe and aunty Avicky? They've been missing lectures and I'm not going to tolerate absenteism anymore. If u can't cope, u leave the course.#just kidding#

But seriously who knws where they are?

#Faces aunty Efe, 'have u seen aunty Avicky?#

ITbomb be kiaful o

kohlar88: Hmmm..Mazi I must confess, I have never been so engrossed in any story like this. The last time I checked only d J K Rowling's Harry Potter series got me this hooked. I only check on just the job section of nairaland but decided 2 try out something different this morning so I clicked on trending topics @ d early hours of 2day and fortunately ur topic happened 2 be the 1st on the list. Clicking on it just 2 Kill time,I read through all ur sex escapades from School gf (Jane or so,Can't remember her name) 2 ur HOD's daughter Cassey down 2 how Samuel's cousin caused u an extra year till ur spill over year gf...Getting fascinated with the suspense and all ,I then continued with the tale of Oge to The married woman(Maliza lover)....I have been in bed all through the morning with my phone laughing,smiling and enjoying ur stories and comments of ur fans. Plus the scenario u painted about camp makes me reminence my days @ Ikare Akoko,Ondo camp. Just a perfect Replica of the situation report back days...Big ups 2 yhu man not forgetting Chief Himself...As from now,Amma follow u like Twitter....Mazi's Story : My Newly Found Addiction...And I don't wana get rid of it...Never!!!....*Constructing A 3 Bedroom Duplex On This Thread*

Ah...mo gbe

Better pull down the foundation of that duplex fast because there is a house already...We all stay in there and ask MAzi to continue his story. We also fight and quarell, pinch and laugh, but we're still one(UIS). So better don't start any foundation and if u have, pull it down biko

ITbomb: You mean your wife has some memories and experiences of some of these things?
Interesting . I no say make you start questioning o , Abeg enjoy una honeymoon finish .
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For your induction, we are sorry to inform you that the management of Nairaland introduced new stringent conditions for induction of married people to encourage the singles to interact more and reduce their numbers.
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For the start scanned your marriage certificate , baptismal certificate and send alongside your pastor's direct gsm number to be considered for induction

U are really the Bomb

Mcfemad: .
Madam, its not only the intimacy acts in the stories that caught her attention,the whole story did. For the new styles, you can say that again,ma. Mazi was just bringing back NYSC camp memories to us. For her comment, she's not a registered NL user,though she has been a guest for years.
Besides, when is our induction coming up?

Yea yea, I get you now. I see, those memories count. Reminiscence things...Let her register na, are you scared of Nland(ers) boys or men? She is enjoying it.

And ur induction will be special. Coz u are a couple...Refreshments will be served. We'll fix a date for that when other guests are registered.

Yeeeehhh....Mazi quickly look at how many people are viewing this topic. I can't even count sef. Drop something na. 37 pages and so many people are still viewing this page.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]

You sure say you wan know the answer to that your question?? [/quote] He is naughty, if he rushed his prayers this morning that's because something happened in the dream which he loved. And now he wants more of the story

Mcfemad: Dear Mazi, I'd been following your write ups right from Diary of a Sex addict to this point, I'd to refresh this page so many times to see if you've uploaded. Well done Mazi, I admire your writing skills and I envy your creativity so much. More wisdom,brother. However, you are causing a rift between I and my wife. Got married on the 14th of Feb, and I have been spending my honeymoon here on this thread. She is complaining of not giving her attention and I invited her to join me read through your write ups and now she's loving it, more than I do!
Thumbs up brother!

Hehehehehe....your wife like this kind thing? Two of you surely makes a good couple. [s]And u'll learn some styles in this story to try out next time in the closet[/s]

If she reads, tell her to drop a comment jare

OliverPin: Mazi havin read just 3 out of all. you are amazing... i"m learning from you. playing a gentle man is something i dont get. but with this i think i can do it. Got a date tomorow and this will lead... Thank you

MAzi Omenuko: Hope you noticed the lines where 'I wore my condom'
Stay safe brother.

Better play safe my dear else you spoil the whole thing

Emmalex 77: Let me take a guess---sargent Banjo's voice it is seem yu r familiar wit d voice.

Can't bliv I rushed my mrn devotion onli to find myself reading this intriguing thread...Dear Lord, have mercy for I've sinned against you...

Nice work Mazi, Aunty Efe good mrn, Gluv I greeted and every followers ekaro

Ekaro too my dear. Trust you had a good night with the thought of MAzi's story in mind. Who knew what u dreamed sef?

MAy God help you o

jeffizy: Talent = 99%.
Suspense rate = 99%
Followers = unquantified.
Enjoyment = very satisfactory.
VERDICT = Mazi is promoted to "super star" status!

Mazi thank me later. I asked him to write that

And he did as told. Correct!

maishot: Just woke up, what did I miss...


Chiiiinneeekkkkkeeeeeeee!

Mazi, I just answered to the call of nature (sleep) for some seconds, and u go for a blast?!

Guy, iwe have to change the rules around here, Doh!


#Beckons on Efe and glove01; 'was my sleep in seconds or hours pls?'#

As aunty Efe rightly said...DAys...And you've got to pay a fine. The meeting(story) has been going on for long. You didn't attend on two occasions.

[quote author=seun_adeolu]your sins are forgiven so baby go to bed and sin no more[/quote]You don turn rev King?

1:30am MAzi...

#feels guilty coz she can't pray by ths time but can read this thread all nite#

I love this!!! t is either sgnt Banjo or The ugly one's military friend...or possibly the ugly one himself...

Mehn....MAzi ur own don do u if he takes a photo of u guys unclad like dat...

By the way i'm waiting for more. better upload so that you don't tell me it's Sunday coz it'll be Saturday tomorrow.

Tick says the clock, TICK TICK

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]See how quite this thread has become since my last update!
Seems the only way to appease you guys is to upload. My fear is that once you guys digest the update, you return asking for me, and the more isn't coming, you start the chi-chat over again!

Na waoohhh!!![/quote]Sure right!!! You got it! So just keep uploading to avoid the chit-chat and pages full going for nothing

What in heaven's name is going on in this thread? Why the derailings? You don't want to be banned yet you continue derailing. So how does that affect us if you can't keep to simple instructions? I've been waiting for an upload and all I see is chit-chats about banning @Foxy. This is unfair and you know it.

If you go through through Mazi's comments again, it is obviously visible that he is not happy about what is going on? why don't you make the little chit-chats reasonable than turning it into a complaint thread 'Foxy?
I am not happy about the new development please. Give Mazi his Peace to continue. I just went through the literature section and have not yet seen any story that caught my attention. It's all so boring but good and great though, just that i don't feel any suspense, intrgue or something fascinating. Let's all enjoy this story please and stop derailing.

Thank you

maishot: I love the way u relate the thread to football.


#Whispers to Borokoto, "how about we do some match fixing, huh?"#

I also love it. It seems he is relating very well to the thread...That's great

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Welcome my member,
Gluv will soon be available for your formal induction. (Don't eye her, else. . .)

See as new member dey demand for update asap. . .

Choi![/quote]I'm here already...
#drags him outside thread to introduce self#

Numero uuuno: IMHO,
you and wangu just punished your platoon members and not the camp commandant because of a bleeped up dating or what should i call it?!
If i was mazi,i'll distinct myself immediately from her to avoid further troubles for myself and other innocent platoon memers!
And is it because of toto sergeant banjo sef dey misbehave?
And where was mrs enoh when u were receiving the punishment of ur life?
Too many questions to be answered here!
I'l be waiting for that bleeped up girl wangu's explanation!
And finally,'fainters platoon' is quite funny!

I wanted to ask that too. Abi her new promotion doesn't let her come around the parade ground

Mazi Omenuko: Wangu understood the plot as she slumped on the floor. We were at the front of the group, directly facing the commandant. I motioned one of the platoon guys to help me.

Almost immediately, he rushed to her and we both carried her to the direction of camp clinic.

Before we could move further away from the parade ground, two more girls slumped and were carried by the guys. Before you could say jack, it became a fainting spree! Girls were fainting with smiles on their faces and guys were rushing them to the clinic.

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha....Mazi eh....I laughed and almost fell from my bed now when I read this.

LWTMP oooooo... It became a fainting spree. Those girls got the message and knew the benefit so they acted their's. More funny it is when you said they fainted with smiles on their faces. I pictured it and couldn't help laughing out loud...
See sharp girls...MAzi please carry on...mmmuuuaaaahhhh!!! To ease the pain so you can continue