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manos: I fly into this beautiful country, called Nairaland, landed at the capital, Entertainment city.
Drove by the literature town, and spotted this beehive of activity.
Looked at the the billboard at the front of a massive building and it said,
"welcome to the U.S.A" (United in Sin Association), Mazi's newly built gallery/playboy mansion of sex and comfort.

Looked at the crowd cheering and the fans swarming through the mighty gates and saying to myself, oh my gosh, sex really sells!!!

Remembered a quote i came across earlier in the day by femi fani kayode on twitter :
"Sex is powerful, it is an act of worship. That is why people say things like, Oh my God, when they are at the height of orgasmic pleasure" and i laughed out loud.

i Finally compose myself and ask an usher with a tag on her dress written "Gluv" if there is any room for yet anoda fan in the house, and she says the seats are fully booked.

Well, well, i wouldnt mind watching through the window anyways......cos the palce is really getting choked up and stuffy........
Waiting patiently but eagerly till the show for the day commences.

@mazi: Just anoda fan/observer.......
Nice work, next update please.

Love this!!! you must join us...I love the way you put that in a story. I'll create a space for you dear,












in my room

Sugarbear007: gluv ur own na to dey tke attendance

Lol, not now o. Some people are missing already.

And don't try that joke again, that asaya stuff. I thought it was Mazi sef

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Blush well and upload dear

ITbomb: Did you check the pocket before submitting the final answer?

Lol, I don't deal with pockets alot. Not really interested in that. Although it matters sha. There are limits

Great one Mazi!!! Good for you sha, you like double portion of everything shey? Now you have none

#laughs hysterically#

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]That work 'Diary of a Sex Addict' has a part 2 which will start much later.

Thanks for following.[/quote]Wonderful...we're still following

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Don't really know how to answer this, so I will go this way. . .
"If a guy can be bold enough to do oral s'e'x, then an early morning kiss is just a scratch, trust me."


Nysc pretty face competition is one of the most interesting. Its contested by guys, camouflaged to look like ladies. Its fun and thrilling. . .[/quote]It's a lie o Mazi. Abi will the babe not shower? will she come come like that? With the rubbish? eeeeewwwww, gross

Abi no personal hygiene in place again? You guys should try o for your safety biko. And u Mazi, I wouldn't want you to have boils around the corners of your mouth or rashes. Be kiaful o, don't put me us to shame. We are all here o, HNB, Efe

#realising what she just said, runs out for fear of her rivals#

Mazi Omenuko: We clutched at each for a while before our mouth found each other's. We kissed as we clutched on the bed for a long time. She caressed my head, chest, belly and d'c'kk on the process. I already had an early morning erec't'io'n, and with the little teasing and stroking she was giving me, I felt Hot once more.
I knelt on the bed and wore my condom, spread her legs and rubbed her clit with my fingers for some time. I used the tip of my di'ck'k to caress and rub on her cli't once more before sliding it perfectly into her wet c'u,n't.

Did she brush her teeth before you guys started again?
Or was the scent malador emanatiing from her mouth so sweet you could begin again like that?

"You want to join the dance group?" She asked sarcastically and I smiled.
"No, do you want me to join?"
"No be ur mates dey play football?" She was laughing out.
We held hands and walked to the accounts department to collect our transport allowance.
The crowd had reduced and within some minutes, we signed the money and left.
We headed to the mami where we had some noodles and egg for breakfast. We talked about strategies to ensure our platoon wins trophies. She highlighted some of the social events competition to include dance, drama, cooking competition, Ms Nysc, Ms hot legs, big and bold, pretty face (guys), Mr macho (guys) and some other events. She was making suggestion about who will represent the platoon in each of the events.
"Chifawu can represent us in Ms nysc," she said, referring to my RCCF friend that worked with OBS. I didn't know all the criteria needed for contestants so I asked her to make more enquiries before handing the form to anyone.

I have never seen a pretty dude o. I've seen only the handsome and cute ones. Maybe hot too

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]You guys should stop derailing this thread if not we will have more pages on our hands with only few updates.[/quote]Foxy sweeetheart, you're welcome
#gives him a hug and looks around if Mazi is within eye shot#

And btw, plz let's reserve the pages for Mazi's next upload.
BUt Mazi plz update na or we'll start again.
I'll personally start my languages again o

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Hehehehe...these people ehn

Ucheosefoh: Its nt my fault na u said u are the thread mod dat u fine any derailer me I just want 2 know the amount and also suggest an option incase poor guys cant afford 2 pay, who wan make u ban am and he no fit read Mazi story cus he cant afford to pay the fine. There is always an option to fine which is kind BTW u have nt ask me what I mean by kind (nt the one wey de ur mind)

Iyaff hear, guys have a differentn form of fine
#satisfaction tinz #

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Crazy lot ... going on 'n on about middle fingers...

Having said that, make all the guys (& hidden male guests) snap pics of their middle fingers and post 'em here for us all, starting with captain Mazi

HotNaijaBabe: I appoint you as the commandress-in-chief, responsible for measuring and comparing (against Mazi's), the width and thickness of those fingers, AND determining whether or not they qualify to remain viewing this thread


gluv01: I appoint you as the Superintendent-in-charge responsible for measuring and comparing the length of those fingers AND determining whether or not, they too qualify to remain here, viewing this thread

Maishot & ITbomb go correlate the results, calculate the Standard Deviations & produce the overall summary report... we go use that result take seperate the wheat from the chaff, i.e: the men from the boys... [/quote]The pant don tear already sef. No need to say it'll tear it again.

maishot: My good God, is that a threat?!

#Checks his middle finger and smiles mischievously#

Glove01, why do I have the feeling u might end up as Miss Enos?

You no well o
This midle finger stuff ehn...I just checked one guy's finger now. He has been eyeing me and because he's handsome, I had a crush. But as i looked at the finger, the whole sensations just dry up. E nor reach

ITbomb: Nah baby, the boy is thick and long, enough to fill every moist path with its presence.
Now go and sleep before you start imagining how it is gonna fill you.
Sweetwetdreams

lol...I hear you. It's thick and the others are slim. Don't derail Mazi's thread jare

ITbomb: So how about mine?

'Whish' can thing be dat na? Show the middle finger or are you scared the girls here will know?
I can guess what it looks like by mere looking at the other slender fingers

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And what are you still doing up by this time?
#murmurs bad pikin#

maishot: Attention everyone.

It has come to the notice of NL-jury, that the most offensive crimes are perpetuated on this thread.

Crimes such as...
reckless sleeping, E-fighting,
sleepless'ness', E-kissing,
E-flirting derailing.., and the likes.
All b'cos of an ardent Sex-addict;

- MAZI -

Ipso-facto,
Mr Mazi, "ur sinz have been weighed and u are found wanting"

Prima facie,
u're sentenced to four (4) uploads per day, with no bail.
ALSo,
Ur accomplice ( Efemena_xy, glove01, HotNaijaBabe) are sentenced to one week of absence 4m this thread.., with hard labour!

#Court is adjourned!#

I hear you. Before you proceed, take a shot of ur middle finger for me to see first.

HotNaijaBabe: Just for the fun of it..henceforth, i will check out the middle finger of every guy i meet.
A friend once told me the size of a mans feet also points to the size of his 'kini'- Mazi, is that true?.
*I just caught d middle finger syndrome..lol.
Mazi, im waiting for your next update oh. Biko nu.
#BTW, where is gluv?..i miss her sweet presence.

Hehehehehe...I had A DAY today. Really stressful, but I'm back though

brokoto: ...and I just checked my middle finger!

How shortlong is it?

HotNaijaBabe: Like damn!! I'm so naive. Madam Efe, show me the way pls. But i don't like sharing this kinda thing. Can u pls help me get gluv off this thread so i can have Mazi all to myself.
#Do u know if Mazi's pocket is as fat as his middle finger? I don't want a e-broke e-lover oh.

Lol...I'm going nowhere!!!
Skikena! Get urself another e-lover. YEllow mosquito is there for you

Ucheosefoh: State the amount of fine to be paid here so that if odas derail they will know the amount 2 pay failure 2 pay leds 2 ban 4rm this thread. I will suggest the option of paying in kind 4 the guys who cant afford to pay in cash

May God help you. You dey find 'kind' ba?
Mazi story don give u conji so u can't think of something else

#Gives him a cold stare and says 'I am MAzi's e-lover', better respect urself#

HotNaijaBabe: *turns around and sees gluv giving me a hot chase*
Runs into a dark corner of the thread to hatch plans on the surest way to get Mazi's e-attention.

#But wait oh gluv dear, only u can't satisfy Mazi knowing who he is.
Can't we just share his e-attention? Afterall, he is a man with wanton desires.
#Make up ur mind oh gluv else...

Hmmm...I know what it is. "A king must have many wives...." remember that? I understand who he is, what he does and who wants his attention. That's why I'm trying to protect him. The sinners here are too much and will do anything to get his attention. You all have his attention, no wahala in that area. But the 'special' kind is what you can't have o.

#thinks aloud to HNB, but he's a sex addict o#
#looks for HNB again to chase her out before she finalizes any plan#

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Hmmm....HNB 'n gluv, I just dey look una two for corner o! [/quote]lol. What silly thoughts are you having up there

HotNaijaBabe: Lol..u know i think about u alongside Mazi this days! Hope it's not what i'm thinking oh..uhmm, considering the fact dt i plan on leaving my bf soon to follow Mazi(lol)..I wouldn't want to share his e-affection, e-love and e-dic'kk with any other gal oh. So tell me, gluv dear...do u like me enough to put ur dear Mazi into my e-arms. Lol.
*runs out of thread before she sees me*

Oh my World!!!
If you like leave ur boyfriend, don't think of MAzi o, coz you went get him. I no like you reach that area jor.. Better respect urself o.
Thank God you know it's all about "E-(love, affection, and all the rest)"

#sees her running and gives a hot chase. But HNB was too fast for her to catch up#

@ HNB, u're welcome dear. Hope u've not lost weight due to stress? I miss u o.

@Temi i miss u too o.

Now i'm waiting for Foxy. Pray u are removed from the interdiction sou'll learn not to derail. I miss u by the way

#asks herself: how many people am I missing sef?, na so I don like this people reach? na wa to me o#

Hmmmmm....after I finished sobbing as Mazi didn't post, this is the first time I've been outa NL for a day, not normal. Walked in and saw a heated argument going on between this two; Mazi and my respected MOD Cuddllemii. This is not funny at all.

@Cuddleemi, I'm sure u've been reading this post. I'm the MOD of this thread (Not the section please ) and you derailed. You have to pay a fine. Send a PM and I'll tell you what ur fine is. It wasn't funny at all, I didn't enjoy those arguments a bit. You were tenacious. That's commendable! I love the spirit. But you angered my boss and he's not happy. Hmmm...You are a girl, that obstinate spirit was great. Now send a Pm and apologise coz I won't have his repeat again on this thread.

@Mazi, I accept ur apology. You got me laughing with the hormonal changes. IT was funny but no thanks, that was uncalled for. NOt the least what I expect. Don't let anger rule you please. This is an online forum, just like every other social networking site and yea, we all trash out our anger since we know nothing physical will happen. We also do stuffs online. I understand u were angry. But that sounded a bit strong on her, and i'm empathetic with her although she seems wilful. I forgive u coz if I fine u, the story don end. So u can bail urself with one update first thing in the morning to satisfy ur yearning fans . I also laughed when u called her "woman". Back in those, it was "nnanyi and woman" our parents called themseleves when angry.

Mazi i'll drift outa this thread neva to return. It's 12:03...morning already and i've got to go and worship God later in the day. New day new heart. U'll post when i've slept ba? How unfair

#sobbing#

temi4fash: Not all d writers as experienced as efe n mazi.av not read it all but f first chapter.was not dat bad... mazi y u dai do lik dis nau...
ma french teacher i hail ooo.

Lol....Temi love...where have u been?

Ah, no no no Mazi bikonu. I opened the new thread and saw the first line..then i decided to go downwards and saw the much writeup and i just lost interest. that means i'll glue my eye to the screen for long. Ah, doesn't match o. That will be at a latter date. But it seems it will be interesting with the collaborators i saw there. I'll check it out.For now i need one upload here then u can rest ur mind, body and brain.