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Mazi OMenuko: Anytime a pre-intimate activity lands in much talk and no action, its headed south!

I seriously couldn't help laffing at this

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Don't know how my tomorrow will be, so I'm uploading extras this night.

Enjoy.[/quote]#bends his cheek over and gives him a swelling kiss#

HotNaijaBabe: I want her back too.. She is one of the writers I so much admire on NL ( and she knows that)

ME love her o...not only admire. She knows too. But it seems she is having a pary tonight and so cannot come back home

HotNaijaBabe: @Mazi.. We KOVE u too

@gluv01.. I'm HotNaijaBabe not Naija Babe, u can call me HNB.

@Foxy... Stop derailing, u!

Yes ma'am!!! But what diff does it make? hotnaijababe...because i didn't add hot

HotNaijaBabe: waiting for more updates

Lol...nawa to you o. You follow want something? U na big guy na

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Yeehhhhhhhhhhh, I don catch you.

MAZI, you were pretending to be the darling or am I the one getting confused here.

Hmmm, Let me go and come back[/quote]See as you fast, I don modify am o

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]#. . .coughs. . .#[/quote]#Shocked, backs away a little, she forgot 'someone' was in the same room #

[quote author=ger_gemam]How abt meeting a Guy in less than 6 Hours and having sex with each other... It's all about DRIVE....[/quote]Still unacceptable. It happens with the Yankees though, maybe Afrikaans too not real Africans. Except some silly ones. Now lets not talk about it again to avoid MAzi's wrath. 2 pages gone for derailed comments....

lol....NAijababe and Foxy

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Thanks to all my fans for having my back; you guys understood me perfectly. I don't intend to spite anyone with my work.
@styleco, I understand the angle you were coming from, but you would have known be better if you read my first work.
But what I don't understand is how someone that followed me all thru my first work, kept on asking for more even until the last post of the part one of this work; made a very nice positive review at the end of the part one of this work, came to this part two and decided, rather all of a sudden that my work was spiteful to the females.
I kept wondering why aunty efe never mentioned this till now, and had to stand firm on a stranger's assertions to demand an explanation.

I do accept constructive criticism, and would take this as one if mu aunty that I adored so much was the first to mention this, rather than springing it forth spontaneously from a stranger's comment (stranger, in that he didn't read my first work and never understood where I was coming from).

I will let this rest now, we've had 2 pages of derailment already.

Once again, special thanks to hotnaijababe (my run-away luv), foxy (my grand-oga), gluv (my sweetheart), dayleke, cosmo-the-police, and my numerous fans.

I kove you all.[/quote]Great! We 'Kove' you too

Aunty Efe will be back no qualms, she only went to work. She'll be home(thread) soon

HotNaijaBabe: Mazi, Ur use of 'tidy' reminded me of NYSC days too. I had some very naughty corper-doctors as friends. There's this Randy one who bleeps ever gal in sight- from his patients to his patients-relatives who visits the clinic. Here are some slangs they use:
1. I wan hammer: meaning- I want to f.uc.k
2. The gal don Tissue: meaning- the gal just left
3. I wan tidy the gal well: meaning- I want to f.u.ck the gal or I want to brainwash her.
4. The girl gather fat: meaning: she has boobs and ass
5. The gal get rigor mortis: meaning she ain't good in Fu.cki.ng.

Lol...chai! school days are so sweet. I love reminicising about them. Not in cases like this though

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]My legs are always closed na but the waists still moves sha.....

**Sign of the cross**

Not that I don't enjoy the movement when there is something warm and wet blocking the path

**Shoots self in the head**[/quote]You are crazy o
Come to my house lemme pray for you













#that is if my darling is not home#

yeeeeeee...see followers eh, plenty people viewing this topic...

@Mazi, welldone...waiting to know the plan

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Were you by chance trying to bribe him....

COme o MAZI, we go derail this thread further o [/quote]lol, no o. U are not a girl so close your eyes and ur legs.

[quote author=Yellow_Mosquito]You know na, abi should I keep quite [/quote]I know say na u yellow mosquito
please just keep quiet, don't say it, i know u know

And MAzi, as for you evening don reach o, better update now or I'll start a riot here.

You too, Ujchef, Immediately ur turn reach just keep up the pace, don't keep me waiting o

Feeling sleepy but waiting with open eye...

I refused to comment. Just stood in the room(thread) and was staring at some new faces trying to "killjoy". Don't let me say you are ugly o, because I can honestly see that you are cute but the cuteness is not pure, derailing the thread and stuff.

At Naija babe, thank you very much for the whole bunch of explanation you gave. You took time to explain that. You can never see a sex addict who has sex with just one girl, or just once. That is why he is an "ADDICT" and that is why we are all enjoying his story.
If he is just MAzi and he has slept with just few girls or one, then who would follow him to 22 pages? On NL? This is a nice write up so keep calm and don't stress. Even our oga Seun and other super MODs visit here to enjoy and relax. I see them but keep quiet.
Thank you too aunty Tomsome, you did as well as best to explain.

And my aunty Efe, you know we are one family on this thread, please don't vex, we all love you and respect your opinion, but we can't forfeit the story. Shey we all pledged to be followers of MAzi willingly, and we're having new members daily. Why not chillax a bit, I'm a girl as well. And i'm not criticising girls, but what he is saying actually happens in camp just as Tomsome said. E nor eay for there o. No vex iya? Love u, kpele....

And to all,I can confidently say there are some people who form saint in the real wold but they are silent followers on this thread(pretence kills within). Make una leave my MAzi for me na? Enjoy the tory bikonu and leave my darling for me.

I know who he is(sex adddict) but I still enjoy the way he keeps me in suspense.[s]I don't mind if I'll be part of his next story, I'll be honored, at least my real name will appear once, then I'll have followers too[/s] Just kidding please before una blast me o

[quote author=style$co]Very nice story mazi.
Stumbled on the thread and started reading from the beginning.
You are a very good writer. The story is every man's fantasy and puts the female folk down a lot..like some toy for sexual gratification.
I think women deserve more respect.
Anyways its your story.
Very nice writing stlye makes it more intresting and easy to read.[/quote]It doesn't put them down, it only shows that some of them have got no self esteem or respect for their bodies. Meet a guy less than a week and he has sex with you. She must be a learner

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Its easy to know a used condom. Let me give you a hint;
A used condom is fully stretched to its maximum lenght. Also, the width of a used condom is bigger than an unused condom due to elasticity, tensile stress and strain.

Therefore, the Young modullus of a used condom can be easily determine by the ratio of its stress to strain, as long as its elastic limit is not exceeded - the applications of hooke's law becomes handy here.

What has your boyfriend been teaching you? Hope you're about to dump his broke a'r's'e[/quote]That's a good lecture for u @hotnaijababe, so you know what's in

Hehehehehe...yung modullus...That exam was tough for me then o. #team work something#

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Amen and amen.... You know what I know, Mazi doesn't update on a Sunday, but let's see if the UGLYONE will update today.[/quote]lOL, I even forgot o. And i've been waiting, i'm still waiting for his update, and will still wait for it. Lets watch and see
Hope the ugly one makes me happy by updating

mabebe1: I cudnt resist dis, Even inside church....lord ve mercy

I cast out that spirit IJN...Amen!!!

brokoto: During the second leg of the match, the Man City manager claimed that the two goals scored by Messi were dubious goals, therefore the UEFA disciplinary committee has decided to reschedule the game at a later date in different stadiums.

Current score: Man City 1-1 Barca.

Stay tuned for more updates...

Don't touch that dial(mouse or phone; all join)

Seun: We're merely trying to maintain certain standards to avoid being blacklisted by Internet authorities. Personally, I hate censorship.

Good explanation. Now we know why the censoring is used. Noted

Good work MAzi....

That's more like it! Apart from the errands, I was going to be a well known figure in camp. The thought of girls calling for my attention to help them in one thing or the other was overwhelming.

See ur face MAzi, lol
It's a tingling sensation right?

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]u nver sleep? [/quote]All because of MAzi's story o, or now chief's own
PAst 2am and am still on Mazi's thread