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BREAKING NEWS FROM NYSC, NYSC has officially moved the collection of call-up letter to Monday 26th - Thursday 29 Oct. 2015. Likewise orientation for Stream 1 starts Nov. 4th - 24th 2015 and stream 2 starts Nov. 27th - Dec. 17th 2015 visit: www.nysc.gov.ng/orientation_move/nysc2015



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Airforce01 where art thou?

Marcelinho:
[size=42pt]YOU NOT WE, ANYWAY WELCUM[/size]

Did you sleep here overnight?

We are here again

ochejoseph:
1. He hails from Bauchi State, North East Nigeria

2. He Served previously as Executive secretary of the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFUND) appointed to the Position By Late President Umar Musa Yar'adua.

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3.Professor Yakubu, claims to be  the first and only first class graduate of history from the North till date.(Citation required) 

4.He is currently a Lecturer at Nigeria Defense Academy Kaduna, Nigeria 

5. He was a member of Oby Ezekwesili Educational Transformation Team during her stint at the Ministry of Education.

6. He was accused of Pocketing 850 million meant for the purchase of school chairs and desks for school Children 

7. He and his accusers are still court over the diversion of Funds 

‎8. Yakubu is a professor of political history and international studies


9.He is an expert in guerrilla warfare, terrorism and counter-terrorism.

10. He was a delegate at last year's national conference‎

Can Professor Mohamood Yusuf fill the shoes left behind by Prof Athahiru Jega?

 
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http://www.signalng.com/buhari-appoints-prof-mahmoud-yakubu-inec-chairman/

http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/press-releases/who-is-afraid-of-professor-mahmood-yakubu/

https://webbiit./2012/11/24/how-former-ubec-tetfund-bosses-stole-n850-million-meant-for-school-desks-chairs/

Mahmood Yakubu is the name OP not Mohamood Yusuf(from the topic of the thread)

ifeanyija:
Soon

We don wait tire jare

StephanieEzeh:
What's your take? Some jobless guys can be so annoying! Instead of concerning themselves with their life and financial condition, they end up chasing women anyhow as if it's a paid job! . Sending rubbish romantic texts and initiating boring conversations on phone. Go get a job first and come for the girl later. She would appreciate you better.

How far Jonaifame22? Almost everybody knows that you are an imposter. Go and get a life

Jaymaxxy:
2nd

Same here bro

Jaymaxxy:
Edo

Did you choose it as first or second choice?

ademasta:
No worry u go see Ademasta for ondo.... #teamOndoEnuguAkwaibom

Ondo as first choice na em sure pass

Very soon, the heading of this thread will have 'Prospective' removed from it.

#NYSC your fada!!

Ondo, Edo or Benue. Anybody who chooses any of these states should hit me

Ese00:
Lmao see crowd like say na here be nysc dashboard. E be like say na here dem go post us

Me sef shock ooo

StephanieEzeh:
What's your take? Some jobless guys can be so annoying! Instead of concerning themselves with their life and financial condition, they end up chasing women anyhow as if it's a paid job! . Sending rubbish romantic texts and initiating boring conversations on phone. Go get a job first and come for the girl later. She would appreciate you better.

That's why we have so many babamamas in the country today, you think a guy you sent away because of his financial conditions will come back for you when he is okay(only a dumbass would do that), hell no. He'll only come back to have sex with you for the fun of it. Guys don't want to marry ladies that are driven by money, they tend to marry girls that don't give a damn about money. Moreso, it's your class that will determine the kind of guys that come after you(an average guy with a salary of #65,000 can't go and ask Linda Ikeji out, it 'll only take a guy of her class or near her class to ask her out which begs the question of how high is your class). My dear, I'd only advice you not to take money as a pre-requisite in a relationship cos if you depend too much on a guy in a relationship he'll only take you for a lazy b**** and will not give you the respect you deserve so if you really want money EARN IT YOURSELF (take Linda Ikeji as an example, imagine the kind of guys that 'll be asking her out).

BTW, NO HARD FEELINGS

Pinkieblue:
U did not add yourself...... Those that will quote the whole long post and make other nlanders scroll down forever just to read another post.......

Hmm!!!! That's true!! Some people are guilty of that but trust me ion do that, I just had to do it tonight to get OP's attention

eyenibibio:
I have been using NL as a frequent source of news and entertainment and during my course of being here, I have noticed there are a group or set of people with predictable, repetitive characteristics and trends. Join me as I examine the top 25 people you'll find on NL this 2015 and see which one you can identify with.



1. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, DASH ME LIKES CREW: These group of people are the happy go lucky individuals who seize every opportunity to outsource for likes. It seems the likes make them happy or fulfilled every time it's rammed up in the numbers. Some even have their birthdays every month nowadays on NL, jas so that they can get likes. God is watching you.

2. CAME HERE TO CHECK NAMES CREW: I don't know what NL is turning to these days or what our Yoruba and Igbo brothers have turned NL to so much so that there is no news that has a negative content where they won't turn it into a tribal war. Same goes for positive news about innovations, 1st class degrees etc. This is becoming a big demon and we must do something about it. We just can't continue to live like this. First, this crew was jas for the fun of it, but it has turned to something else as they now have a national association. lol....God will help us.

3. PICTURE/THREAD DERAILERS: This ogas/madams at the top are well versed in the act of derailing the thread away from the topic it was meant to cover. They have so improved their skill that they can totally veer off other people from making meaningful contribution to the thread especially if it was in the romance section. As for the picture derailers, God is watching you and your memory card in HD.

4. FIRST TO COMMENT HUSTLERS: These group of handsome guys and ladies have dedicated their lives to be the first to comment on any thread on the hopes that it will get to front page eventually. Most go to Nepa office, plug their phone and hustle for FTC on any new thread. For the newcomers who want to be FTC, they will have to go against already established wall street giants like INTROVERT and Lady F who for some time seem to be AWOL. As Yungsix would say, 'God bless your hustle'.

5. SPACE BOOKERS: These great intelligent folks have recognized the immense benefit of creating a space for future modifying of comments cos at the moment, their brain is not picking. Usually, they will analyze comments of others and then edit their previous one letter or symbol comment to a more useful and sensible one. To all the space bookers in the house, your reward is in on the way.

6. 1000 POST BUT NEVER CREATED A TOPIC CREW: These great minds are trooping and increasing in numbers everyday as they can amazingly make over 1000 comments on threads here on NL but have vowed never to create a single thread or topic. I don't know if they don't want others to benefit from their wealth of experience. Please, if you're in this category, kindly change cos we need you here.

7. RIB CRACKING MONIKERS: These gentlemen especially cos I've noticed it's the male population on here that really specialises in this business. The business of creating monikers that are extremely funny and you will wonder how these folks can go to bed at night with all these. Example of such I've seen is 'USELESSGOAT', 'BUYGALA', 'HUNGERBAD', 'BADMEAT', 'FOWLYANSH' etc.

8. IMPERSONATORS: These folks are everywhere and they also decided to bring their trade to NL. I've noticed that most guys are in the habit of opening accounts and posing/posting like females, doing all sort of undo-able on here. Even the females too are not left out. I remember there was a time INTROVERT was accused of being a guy. I tell you till now I don't know if she is a guy or girl cos at a point she was also accused of being a machine. I leave your cases in Gods hand.

9. MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS/SAME USER CREW: These beautiful people will just start creating new accounts just to hide their identity not that their previous account was faulty or anything. Most do this when they want to ask a personal question and prolly their bae or boo is a NL user and they don't want to be seen or perceived in a particular way. Please, change your ways eh......and start keeping it real.

10. NEVER PUT THEIR REAL PIC ON THEIR DP BEFORE CREW: The koko is if you know that you belong to this crew or you're even affiliated, just kukumah go and put your real pic on there for once. We wana see your face ugly or beautiful.......we were all made in the image. And we're also tired of seeing those Tumblr pics you keep uploading. And for those who don't have any pic at all on your profile, please put up your pic, NL is as good as any big social network you might be using too.

11. FEMALE MONIKER CHECKERS: These guys were sent to earth and NL to be clicking on any moniker that has the symbol (f) in front of it in hopes of seeing one beautiful, lovely and gorgeous lady ready for romantic interactions. You see them struggling hard to set P and often end up being turned down. It's a social network bruh, so your doing your job......don't mind them, one day e go click!

12. CALL-TO-ACTION GROUP: These group of NL users have assumed the responsibility of calling the mods and supermods to action i.e moving the thread they deem is fit to front page. You normally see them with stuffs like 'Lala, do the needful' etc.

13. ONLY 1ST PAGE READERS: These grand patrons have vowed never to read past the first page of any thread on NL regardless of how informative or entertaining it might be. Please, always try and read other pages, something that could change your life could be found there.

14. CELEBRITY COPY CATS: These group of people will just wait for a thread that shows D'banj wearing some Louboutin shoes and then will post a picture of their shoe(s) and ask NL'ders to rate. Lol, pls garrarahia mehn.

15. IS THAT A SIGNATURE OR WAH?: These group of people have jas decided to misuse the signature feature on their profile. Sometimes, you find that a signature is even more than a comment in terms of word count. Please, go back to signature folks as the name implies.

16. THE LIST CREW: These group of folks can never open a thread w/o listing their points. You see something like '10 ways to do this', '20 things a guy must do....' blah blah blah. Ok, we have noticed you guys. Thumbs up!

17. PERPETUAL VISITORS: These ones have sworn by the oath never to sign up on NL. They will only come and read, laugh and enjoy themselves but will still continue as a visitor. When will you sign up, brah?

18. FRONT PAGE BOUND CREW: Oh yes, and there is not a single topic from these guys that will not hit front page, so always fcuks with them if you wanna hit FP. Few of em include Seun, Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Tosyne2much, TonyeBarcanista, Lagmoskuit etc.

19. SEUNIERS: These are the core fans of the creator of NL, Seun. The are always calling on him or blaming him for one thing or the other....or comparing him to someone etc. They won't just let him rest. Just like Biebers, they will blame Seun for any Tonto Dike thread that makes FP, even consoling him when Tonto got married. Last week, they also urged him to buy a house in banana island jas like Linda did. Lol, y'all where's ya chill?!!!

20. VASLINE CREW: This guys know themselves, they don't need much introduction. Their main aim on here is to find ladies, celebs with luscious body and then the rest..................is history!!!

21. MISSING-IN-ACTION CREW: These folks can rarely escape ban for more than 3 days. If after returning from a 2 or 3 weeks ban, they go right back to doing the things that will get them banned. Lol......receive sense o jare!

22. TOURIST: These set of people are a of a rare kind in the world and you only find them on NL. Their breed should be preserved to prevent extinction. How do you identify these people? On a thread, you will see them comment something like 'Here in France, we don't do that', 'We don't know about such a thing here in Maurituana'.

23. WAILERS: These thread would not have been complete if I didn't mention wailers. Although I'm oblivious as to why they chose to identify themselve in such an unpleasant way, I had to mention them cos they have a national association on here and sometimes you see something like 'proudly a wailer'. Oh Lord!!!

24. LOYALIST/ACTIVE USERS: I unreservedly fall under this category as I spend most of my internet time reading threads on NL. There are a thousand other users like me who engage actively on NL too through their threads, posts, etc. God bless y'all.

25. SPAMMERS: Oh!!! So, you thought I won't mention you abi?! My friend 'dakkada' and gerrarahia mehn. Why do you keep posting adverts etc unsolicited when Seun has provided a feature for that. Isnor fair o....... Menshealth212 and co, it's time y'all turn a new leaf, ok.......and GOD BLESS Y'ALL.

EYEN IBIBIO
2015.

Nice job OP!! Lemme add mine if you don't mind.
You didn't include those:
1) That will always abuse the OP for being..........
2) That will always say 'I don't believe it if there is no pinshure'
3) That do write 'Don't quote me'
4) That will say 'OP your post is too long, I can't read' (who cares)
5) That will always post threads based on fictions (numerous on Romanceland e.g see what this girl did to my friend; my friend loves two sisters what should he do etc.
6) Those that will always come and look for the blunders of the OP

She looks like them Fulanis. O boy, Fulani girls are the most prettiest girls among all other tribes in Naija. They are naturally beautiful. I might just marry one of them, who knows?

Shoro niyen. We all know Tanzania is a poor country and I heard Diamond Platinumz' worth is more than that of his country so WTF is she saying. Na because say dem no get money for the country. If she was invited to sleep for just 2days in that house she'll forget all their values. Here in Naija, owo ni koko; Money supercedes all our values. Even our kings sold their kinsmen to the whites for money and other valuables. It's only in Naija you'll see someone that's not in the royal lineage becoming king all because he's stinkingly rich. So what are we saying 'Na money sure pass', that's the reason we are hustling, we ain't hustling cos of values.

Sirsoftness:
3. Halima Abubakar
Beautiful actress, Halima Abubakar also rocked the nose ring. The actress who said she started from the bottom looks well….. *Lips Sealed*

This Halima Abubakar tho.... check her before fame pic

I love this girl like.........

Dklef:
i put my carrier on the line, 9ja will loose this match..

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Btw,

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..iam rapper drizzklef. I'll blow very soon, plz help my carrier!

And Naijaa Don win so your carrier............

My Prseident! My Man!!

I've been in support of all what this man has done since his inauguration

Swagahyk:
Comparing my sqaud with that of my rivals (Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea and Mancity) am not expecting him to perform magic, but atleast he should finish reasonably in the table. From next season I can start to expect a trophy. That's my opinion.

Gbam! You gerram

Unibentested,

Man, ASSMATIC? Lol..... this made me bite my tongue.

I love assmatic ladies tho

I love the part of the second stanza starting our national anthem

haywhy911:
uhmm,am not sure I can remember.

'show me ur height' should be dsame thing as rainbow-flick ryt? Am nt sure sha. Which player executes the move regularly?

Okocha does the 'show me your height' in his time. A skill done when you height your opponent.

The Ronaldinho's skill against Chelsea backline in the UCL is called 'Samba dance'. Ronaldinho is a genius, he just danced samba and all Chelsea defenders followed suit even Cech.


But how can y'all forget about 'follow me' and 'drawback'.
Drawback was used by Kanu very well: A skill whereby you will drag the ball by the side of your foot only to draw it back with sole of your foot. I love that skill, I still do it anyway

Lalasticlala, honeric01, semid4lyf please do justice to this legend by pushing it to FP

High kooo, high jump nii. Who tell you say he even drink am

Indeed, no player is more captivating than this dude. So much love for him

indigene:
I didn't see her library, in absence of this, the home is a sham

Library? Sham? Dude, what the hell of a book do you wanna be reading when you have a billion in your account? Where are those that were reading books before now? Mention 10 professors that are billionaires and I'll mention 100 celebrities that are billionaires. We're talking money, you are talking books? Shey book la fe je ni

Swagahyk:
Naaaaa, before our 2nd Leg game, my players will all be fit, and with Klopp, you (Man utd) can't be sure of Victory at Anfield.

As for today's game, you guys played well. Kudos! for that.

Make you fit pass fiddle, you no fit beat us. Your time don pass. Were you not also fit in the first leg? In as much as I really love Klopp, I doubt he's gonna bring success to the club in earnest. You guys should give him time because it will take time.

Abigail09:
GMan650

You don't have to hiss ma. There's no better headline the OP could have used. Or do you have a better one?




I c. Its just dat the headline was just too inviting and was kind of disappontd wen i saw what ws in it. Anyway its not new.

Alright