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Exaggerated analysis;


What you read in the media is not the reality on ground, both the US and China will greatly loose if they heads towards trade war - it's just like a nuclear war!

Half-baked blogger, Trump is not only targeting Chinese goods but a wide range of allies in the EU and even their half brother, Canada.

So I can now travel to Riyadh, Jedda or Mecca and have a Saudi woman suck my dick?

Still, can Saudi women twerk at a concert in front of the wahhabis?

Though they're now allowed to drive, but write this somewhere, the Saudi oligarchs will still not allow their women to be a professional taxi driver, neither would a Saudi husband allow his wife to drive him around. #Shithole country

What?!

That nearly threw me off balance. Wtf

That's how Nigerians will cry tomorrow after Iceland deals with the super chickens

The hate is real!

I hope one day Wike will invite Buhari to commission some projects in Rivers that have eluded his government in Abuja.

EzendiEgo1:




OMG




Believe in God some will never hear

Thank God you are seeing reasons to believe and trust in him.

Shut the hell up!
So, your God would rather proof his existence by destroying the perfect world he created?
Do you really think you worship God more than the Americans?
Religious inepts like makes the rest of the world think Africans are degenerated.

Simonrom:
To God who made me, I don't like seeing those white faces there. Nevertheless, good luck to the super eagles

Shut up, you racist cunt!

Go check out the squad of france, they're mainly blacks

Seun is surely applying...

But then;

Since I joined this forum in 2013, I've never seen a tangible upgrade or modifications. We are still stucked with his early 2000s forum that goes offline whenever it wishes.

Nairaland forum is just like the present administration, where garbages are recycled year-in-year-out.

That's a woman with Vladimir Putin's heart

Jeezuzpick:
At night Abakiliki resembu Abuja.

For day nko?

Monaco

Talk about the Nigerian cold-hearted prince

The Whiteman is a thick brain crack

Some people are on a revenge mission.

Another genocide looming in Rwanda

You could even obtain these organs for a far cheaper rates, if you know your way to South western Nigeria.

Who gave him the driving license?

He's physically unfit, there are other things he can do that does not involve putting the lives of passengers and other road users at risky. Arrest him now!!

roqrules04:
Too bad. But I heard there are some industries in that sango otta, how are they navigating with their trucks?

They use OBJ canoes and barges

Is that beard attached?

Recall that there was never any major disaster during the tenure of our still amiable president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan;

Buhari is a disaster to the world

humblesteve:
Just keep kwayet there!

Coming from an imp like you

Go fvck yourself

lanre316:
You have a fundamental human right to be an ignorant dunce but it's totally uncool to display your ignorance on a public forum like nairaland, on a Xiaomi thread for that matter. Chai!

And you think you have the right to insult him cos of his contrast opinion in the same public forum?

Some of you fanatics makes us, Xiaomi users, to look like mobs.

yungchap:
Thanks alot...

More comments pls.

Buy a Xiaomi phone! I don't need to tell you why.

Don't waste your money!!

eleojo23:
Abeg when is Xiaomi releasing another crappy device?

May 10th, Xiaomi S2

A phone that's gonna be riddled with crappy display, crappy optimization, crappy battery and crappy 3rd generation MTK chipset

18:9 aspect ratio sucks for watching movies

Who knows the name of that Volkswagen Beetle looking whip Emenike is driving?

Ram - 12G
ROM - preferably unlimited
Display - liquid crystal
Speaker - concert hall quality
Camera - Bubble telescope
Battery - nuclear reactor
Processor - Nitrogen liquid
And the body should be made of hardened titanium and Kevlar materials, to stop missiles and armor piercing bullets... No notch please

Wow;

What some blazing insanity in Southern Africa.

Kim is a great leader - he succumbed to a shameful end to have a future for his country, unlike the old punk we have in Abuja.

Until your government wake up to its responsibilities, your country will continue to be a dumping ground for salvage cars.

It'd be really shameful if that mess of a car was actually cleared by officials of the Nigerian customs in its damaged state.

achi4u:
Yes ooo, we're living like whites..


Abacha round about fountain water �
Just that this water is not running in most homes.


#irony of life

Dude, what is going on in Presco junction? That place looks too dirty

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7007721_20180420174506_jpeg7c7249dd938dc2dd5d04bea537bf6863
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7007726_20180420174300_jpegea1d3ca162dabe0c2bf74bdb15454d02

But seriously, how could you forget to take pictures of this place?
https://www.ebonyistate.gov.ng/Admin/file_upload/images/gallery_pics/201709060955254375junctionabt.jpg

spyder880:
Which state should we do next?

Abia