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Imagine this man kissing your wife just before you steeping out of the car

ngmgeek:
Look at figure head Osinbajo. El Rufai has chased you out from Abuja and you want to impress him and Buhari by attacking innocent protesters.

Talk about 100 Nigerian soldiers missing in one day. Yeye VP

Nigerian soldiers are being decimated in large junks, Buhari is just chest beating, covering the suicide missions with the media.
BTW, it's 105 not 100

Brain quaked slave intimidating the indomitable Biafrans.... You're a joker! 'Presidential civil servant'.

Why the sudden silence on Ntel? How I wish they know that November is about 9 days to give birth to December.

Please if you have any information regarding the Ntel, kindly drop it here....

Can't wait to rock 4g with pride!

Cc:Lalasticlala

Hey guys here's how Muhammadu Buhari and Iranian counterparts are going table the matter.


Possible conversations between Muhammadu Buhari and Hassan Rouhani of Iran.
Muhammadu; look at those Christians (wahabis),they claim to love Jesus and will die for him all they carry with them is a cross
Rouhani: forget about those infidels I'm more Islamic than you are, I carry with me my sword, check it out its right under my gown.
Muhammadu: ha-ha you can never be more Islamic than i am. I carry with me 4grenades, one pistol and one AK-47 right under my gown. Remember what the Imam said "defend you faith till death" that's what I'm doing.
Rouhani: are you kidding me? For your information I just gave my 12 year old sister for marriage to Yusuf 62years old. The other one I order her to blow herself up in the market place and they all did as I ordered without remorse.
Muhammadu: are you challenging me do you think you'r more Islamic than I'm watch me ..Allah alla alla alla then detonates the two grenades with him Bom Bom......

Unlike our Muslim brothers who can even kill themselves.



Conversation amongst two Jihadists....
Muhammad; look at those Christians (wahabis),they claim to love Jesus and will die for him all they carry with them is a cross
Ali: forget about those infidels I'm more Islamic than you are, I carry with me my sword, check it out its right under my gown.
Muhammad: ha-ha you can never be more Islamic than i am. I carry with me 4grenades, one pistol and one AK-47 right under my gown. Remember what the Imam said "defend you faith till death" that's what I'm doing.
Ali: are you kidding me? For your information I just gave my 12 year old sister for marriage to Yusuf 62years old. The other one I order her to blow herself up in the market place and they all did as I ordered without remorse.
Muhammad: are you challenging me do you think you'r more Islamic than I'm watch me ..Allah alla alla alla then detonates the two grenades with him Bom Bom......

Islam!!!


Just the other day, I met a Muslim on flight. I almost freaked. But then he immediately clarified that NOT all the Muslims are terrorists. Then, we both laughed so hard that his grenades fell out of his pocket.

May he be found.....


The DSS should better wake up from they slumber... To curb security challenges in Nigeria and the rest of the world, every Muslim in Nigeria should be under surveillance... Tracking their movements, phone conversations and online messages.


Maybe this young man have gone to join ISIL in Syria

20bc:
[color=teal]They are now desperate and running out ideas.....smh.....I guess our army is winning the war over terrorism... [/color]

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20bc:
[color=teal]End time sardine[/color]

end time comment!

Is this part of the news

Just when we are still complaining about fuel/oil scarcity, some wicked people have secretly reduced the oil inside Titus sardine!

Lemme join them....btw, isn't this enough for this cow rearer to resign?

110 dollars is equivalent to 22k in naira.

Pepsi's Phone P1s is now
official with an outdated SoC for
$110
https://i2.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2015/11/Pepsi-Phone-P1.jpg?resize=557%2C501
Pepsi surprised everyone when they acknowledged that
they had indeed been working on a smartphone — a
first for them — a few weeks back.
Well, the phone is now official with the specs that
were mentioned in the leaks. If you haven’t been
around, you'll be disappointed to know that the
Pepsi Phone P1s comes with only a MediaTek
MT6592 processor, i.e. MediaTek’s oldest octa-core.
However, Pepsi seem to have realised they aren’t
offering the latest tech with the Phone P1s, and have
therefore priced the device at a not-so-bad $110.
Full specifications of the phone include a 5.5-inch
1920 x 1080p display, a 13 mega-pixel rear camera, 5
mega-pixel front facing camera, 2GB RAM, and of
course, the aforementioned 1.7GHz octa-core MediaTek
MT6592 processor.
https://i2.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2015/11/Pepsi-Phone-P11.jpg?zoom=3&resize=280%2C257
The Phone P1s is fuelled by a 3000mAh battery and
taken control of by dido OS 6.1 based on Android 5.1
Lollipop. As mentioned before, it is priced at $110
and will be made available via JD.com.
http://www.gizchina.com/2015/11/19/pepsis-phone-p1s-is-now-official-with-an-outdated-soc-for-110/

Nigeria is doomed, who is responsible for this

mohince:
Op na which newspaper u dey read? U ar so dumb Fashola is d minister for power, works, and housing
If na transport u want go meet Amaechi the lion of Nigeria

I don't just wanna jab on you, if you can't decode a joke... Are you more smarter than the MOD?

My heart felt sympathy to this poor man, imagine how the wife would be subjugating the old man.

Tanzania gold miners trapped for 41 days
rescued
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/320/cpsprodpb/0EE4/production/_86721830_avuaxi0dqjrihuavved2hsoqxrmbpxveg4u8hbf_4epc.jpg
Five gold miners have been rescued in western Tanzania
after being trapped underground for 41 days, while 12
others are still missing, police say.

The artisanal miners survived by eating roots, soil,
frogs and cockroaches and are receiving treatment at
hospital.
The group had gone underground to rescue 11 other
miners when they became trapped, police said.
Many people search for gold in unregulated mines in
remote areas of Tanzania in the hope of becoming rich.
This is one of the longest periods that miners have
remained trapped underground. In Chile, 33 were
rescued after 69 days in 2010 in an operation which
gained worldwide attention.
Efforts by local people to rescue the Tanzanian miners
were abandoned last month after about a week, as hopes
of finding them faded, reports the BBC's Alice
Muthengi from the main city, Dar es Salaam.
But faint cries alerted other miners working nearby that
the group was still trapped underground, and search
operations hurriedly resumed at the mine in the north-
western Shinyanga region, some 900km (500 miles)
west of Dar es Salaam.
The 11 miners who were first trapped, and a colleague
who went to search for them, were still missing, and
presumed dead, Justus Kamugisha, the police chief for
western Tanzania's Kahama district, told the BBC.
The rescued miners were trapped some 100m (300 ft)
underground after a shaft collapsed, the mining
ministry said, the AFP news agency reports.
"The miners were very weak," Minister of Energy and
Mines spokeswoman Badra Masoud is quoted as
saying.
"We survived by eating cockroaches, frogs and other
insects as well as drinking dirty water that seeped in
from above," rescued miner Chacha Wambura told state-
owned television.
He added that "batteries of the torches... ran out and we
ended up in a cave that we earlier used as a store for
our tools", AFP reports.
Every so often, there are reports of miners trapped
underground in rural parts of Tanzania which have
have gold deposits. Villagers launch a search operation
for a few days, and then give up, leaving the men to
die.
A similar fate awaited the five - until their cries alerted
other miners. They then told the local chief who
mobilised the search party which found them.
There are many small gold mines in western Tanzania,
most of them dug by villagers - including children.
If they find gold, they sell it to a dealer - and live off
the money for a few weeks before going back
underground.
The areas where the artisanal gold miners work is
largely unregulated, with no health and safety
considerations.
This is unlikely to change anytime soon - people have
become accustomed to the harsh life on the mines, and
hope that one day they will find such a large quantity
of gold that it will change their lives forever.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-34842058
Cc: Lalasticlala

That moment you combined ministry of works, housing and transport as one



.... Biko, come and see Fashola at work

Emodeee:
u r a typical nigerian.
I asked u a question, u replied me with a question.

sometimes you answer a question with question too...


Question.... Can you sleep with a mad woman?


Answer.... Hmmm... Would you?

STFUareyouGod:
TBH, I just didn't get nothing from this whole writeup. I call it JARGON!

Maybe you woke up from the left side of the bed.

Emodeee:
Do u fink this can mk front page? If yes, click like, if no, click share.

Does it worth the front page?

jonaifame22:
How did I find myself in this thread

I am certainly sure you didn't read it.

That moment when you're on a long hauling and a handsome/pretty face sitting just beside you... And being shy or a timid someone, you couldn't talk but just wanna know if he/her is a N'lder
This Tips will go a long way...

.... He smiles within himself/herself occasionally... Who won't laugh when bunch of comedians are all over Nairaland

.... He's very suspicious... With the way Nairaland is been updated, he/she mighty be thinking 'is this fellow not an escaping Boko-haram member?' or one of those dudes that shares their sexcapades on Nairaland?... maybe a pants/boxers sniffer.

....He/she doesn't drink Lacasera... Who will still go ahead to drink Lacasera when you read on Nairaland that 'technicians are using it to loose rusted screws and nut'
He/she would eat his/her Gala with Coke or Fanta

....He/she meditates on approaching checking points... Yeah, thanks to the brutal approach of Nigerian soldiers to civilians, which is being broadcasted on Nairaland... The potential Nairaland member will take a deep short prayer. WATCH OUT FOR THIS!!!

You can add yours the great family of Nairaland.

I am more concerned with Nitel, are them ready for the November launch

moufan:
the murderer called netanyahu will one day be brought to face justice for his heinous crimes perpetrated all these years GOD willing

Every Jihadist hates that man

Lol.... In 2014 Malaysia hosted The Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Commission Against The State of Israel. Then MH370 vanished and MH17 was downed. Spain better keep a close eye on its airplanes.

Marginalization at its peak, Ebonyi that produces more rice than the entire north

With they state of the art rice Mills and professionals.

Bring the money down to Ebonyi.