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RomanceRe: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by God1000(m): 5:04pm On May 23, 2022
Not all men, sex is overrated, real men hustle everyday and set their minds on productive things

Personally I want to be like Aliko dangote and Tony Elumelu, there's no time for bullshit
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:56pm On May 23, 2022
mariahAngel:
It'll never happen to me biko!
Yeah
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:56pm On May 23, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
i am not saying it is simple, i am saying that it aint impossible. a python will 1st have to coil around your body before it can squeeze your breathe away....by then you will have at least a good minute to react. if not, just position yourself perfectly and nothing will happen t you, like the below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDkuScztag
those are experts in handling snakes
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:54pm On May 23, 2022
donaldking10:
just reminded me of back then in my lodge in Absu.
if you know the school, you would know it's a den of snakes & scorpions.
One night i was woken-up by the cold body of a black snake crawling on my bare chest.
how i got the courage to grab & throw it off my body still baffles me till date.
lucky enough i was so quick, that it didn't have time to strike me.
it took me more than 15 minutes of carefully checking throughout my body for bite marks before i could finally get over the shock.
had to finally gather courage, put on my light & tracked it down where it was hiding under my indomie carton to finally kill it.
all these happened around 1 A.M in the middle of the night.
wow, that was a close shave, thank God it didn't bite you
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:45pm On May 23, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
so long as you have one hand free, you are good to go... carry your constricted body to the kitchen and pick up a knife or sharp object.
lol, you are kidding man, it's not that simple
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:41pm On May 23, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
you can definitely fight off a python by yourself.... but if it is a venomous snake, you on your own!
how are you going to fight python with your hands? Pythons are good in constriction
TV/MoviesRe: I Won’t Stop Women-Based Content - Mr Macaroni Tells Critics by God1000(m): 4:36pm On May 23, 2022
Whatever rocks his boat
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op): 4:33pm On May 23, 2022
Zonefree:
I'll never sleep on that bed again, if I survive the battle.
lol
PoliticsRe: Lagos PDP Primaries: Banky W Faces Backlash by God1000(m): 4:27pm On May 23, 2022
That's life for you, don't be afraid to make an attempt
Jokes EtcWhat Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? deadly snake lying on you by God1000(op):
Some people will definitely faint, but the best thing is to do nothing at all

If you suddenly wake up from deep sleep and see this big scary and dangerous reptile on you, don't scream

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan Female TV Anchors Now Cover Their Faces On Air by God1000(op): 4:04pm On May 23, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Ayamtulie

If a 6 yrs old fit make their prick stand, is it this one that wouldn't

Cover those eyes and lashes before Muslim men begin stand attention
so you support Taliban
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan Female TV Anchors Now Cover Their Faces On Air by God1000(op):
Taliban rulers with their draconian laws

Their male counterparts are protesting against the new rule by wearing face masks

Foreign AffairsAfghan Female TV Anchors Now Cover Their Faces On Air by God1000(op):
Afghanistan Taliban's rullers have begun enforcing an order requiring all female TV presenters in the country to cover their faces while on air.

Since seizing power nine months ago, the male-only interim Taliban government has subjected women and girls to a series of onerous curbs, drawing international criticism.


Female staff at TOLO news said they had initially resisted covering their faces, but the Taliban pressure their employer, asking them to remove those who defy their order

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

PoliticsRe: AIG Donald Awunah Is Dead by God1000(m): 3:05pm On May 23, 2022
May his soul rest in peace
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia's Counsellor To The UN Resigns Over War In Ukraine - Reports by God1000(m): 3:00pm On May 23, 2022
Putin is modern day Hitler
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Touches Down On No 10 Downing Street by God1000(m): 2:58pm On May 23, 2022
Wishing him all the best
CrimeRe: Army Major Kills Girlfriend After She Decided To Leave Him Coz Of Violence by God1000(m): 1:23pm On May 23, 2022
This is unacceptable
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: America To Defend Taiwan If China Invades The Nation (Video) by God1000(m): 1:15pm On May 23, 2022
Of course, China is a big bully
SportsRe: Messi Is Not Among The Top 50 Goal Scorers 2021/2022 by God1000(m): 12:18pm On May 23, 2022
He's a great football legend, his past records will forever speak for him
PoliticsRe: BOMBSHELL! What Asiwaju Tinubu Said About The Vice President Osinbajo by God1000(m): 12:04pm On May 23, 2022
Good acknowledgement
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Joe Biden Visits Troops In South Korea by God1000(op): 11:46am On May 23, 2022
Mooh247:
Joe Biden agenda is America first, he pulled out of Afghanistan and didn't engage Russia

He wants to spend on infrastructure more than war

Too bad some people won't see the man that truly loves them
Only demagogues hate him, good Americans love him.
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Joe Biden Visits Troops In South Korea by God1000(op): 11:22am On May 23, 2022
Malory:
Old but lively unlike the old and lifeless we have here
exactly, he has the stamina
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Joe Biden Visits Troops In South Korea by God1000(op): 11:20am On May 23, 2022
Very compassionate and caring man, he embraces everybody regardless of race and creed
Foreign AffairsUS President Joe Biden Visits Troops In South Korea by God1000(op):
Joe Biden is currently touring Asia in a bid to strengthen relations between US and allies in Indo-Pacific region

He visited Osan air base in South Korea where he met with US service members and military families before heading to Japan.

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

PoliticsRe: Umahi: Igbo People Are Responsible For Killings In South-East, Not Fulani by God1000(m):
Hmm, he knows more than us

I want to urge good Igbo men and women to come out and defend their motherland, don't allow these cut-throats to destabilise your land, evil prevails when good people become bystanders to history
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Play Key Role In Selection Of APC Presidential Candidate – Zulum by God1000(m): 10:56am On May 23, 2022
The buhari I know doesn't play politics
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do You Think China Hasn't Yet Invaded Taiwan Like Russia by God1000(m): 10:16am On May 23, 2022
Discombulator:
Which kind mumu talk this one dey yarn, you think it's by wasting money, china has more money to burn and More population,an army that is 3 times the size of USA, why isn't your USA with it's $30t debt fighting Russia.
The $40b just sent to Ukraine was borrowed from the same china
having huge population doesn't really matter in modern warfare.

We are talking about a sophisticated military
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do You Think China Hasn't Yet Invaded Taiwan Like Russia by God1000(m): 10:14am On May 23, 2022
Ishitinyourlife:
What is this one saying, china is bigger and richer,they have More new weapons,the best Navy in the world. Why isn't USA fighting Russia in Ukraine if they had the balls
then why haven't they invaded Taiwan? US has the best air force and navy Mr man.
PoliticsRe: Condemn The Murder In Your Region The Way You Did In Sokoto - Shehu Sani by God1000(m): 10:10am On May 23, 2022
This chatterbox should pipe down
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Obasanjo In Private Meeting After They Met At Lagos Airport (photo by God1000(m): 10:10am On May 23, 2022
Wishing him all the best

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