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KunkAcid:



The groom looks hypnotized and unhappy!

The bride is beautifully ugly and looks surprised she is getting married to such a confused man who doesn't seem to understand that, his life is just about to be crippled.


This kind of wedding will be full of mourners and sympathizers instead of jubilants.


This is a hopeless hope situation!


I can't wish them HML, because sadly happiness is going to be very far from them!

The man is going to start thinking soon that he made a terrible mistake and the woman is going to start thinking that she should not have accepted to marry him because she is a burden to him.


Wonders indeed shall never end!

Hakeem12:
The whites came to Nigeria with their bible and carted away black people as slaves, question em today and you will be asked to open to Ephesians chapter 6:5-9. It defends their dastardly act.
After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast.
So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it.
While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology.
While we were praying, India went into ICT.
While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization.
While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive infrastructural development.
While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development.
While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens.
While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon.
After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour.
Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers.
That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches. That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals.
That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we blame devil.
That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams.
That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when building collapse.
That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we blame it on Lucifer.
That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria.
That's why we always wait for God to do that which ability to accomplish he has already handed over to us.
That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards.
Nigeria is a prayer loving, God fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education and all.
When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if anything goes wrong.
That's why there are more people dying on our roads.
Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when God has given us all we need to survive and build a nation.......
I hope it made sense to you.


Yours truly, Hakeem

greatiyk4u:
His father married wife for him
He still lives in his father's house
He has no record of career with any industry in the world
His father spend all these on him from his renumeration from the Nigeria Govt


Infact, he is jobless but eloquent and loquacious..........he has followers because the people of Nigeria like hearing lies


If MMM
BET9JA
ULTIMATE CYCLER
Illiterate native doctors
School dropout scammers
Poorly educated pastors/prophets

Can deceive even Nigeria graduates, any body. Can just tell them beautiful lies and have them especially the laazy illiterates


No reasonable Igbo man supports Kanu openly, if you know of any one tell me


SAI BABA

Bibors:
LET'S SET RECORDS STRAIGHT

Out of the total of 360 House of Reps members, the entire South has 169, while the North has 191.
Here is the breakdown:

South East
Imo 10 Reps
Abia 8 Reps
Ebonyi 6 Reps
Anambra 11 Reps
Enugu 8 Reps Total= 43.

South South
Akwa Ibom 10 Reps
Bayelsa 5 Reps
Cross River 8 Reps
Delta 10 Reps
Edo 9 Reps
Rivers 13 Reps Total= 55 Reps.

SOUTHEAST & SOUTHSOUTH GRAND TOTAL =98 only.

South West
Ekiti 6 Reps
Lagos 24 Reps
Ogun 9 Reps
Ondo 9 Reps
Oyo 14 Reps
Osun 9 Reps Total = 71 Reps.

North West
Kano 24 Reps
Kaduna 16 Reps
Jigawa 11 Reps
Katsina 15 reps
Kebbi 8 Reps
Sokoto 11 Reps
Zamfara 7 Reps Total = 92 Reps.

North East
Adamawa 8 Reps
Bauchi 12 Reps
Borno 10 reps
Gombe 6 Reps
Taraba 6 Reps
Yobe 6 Reps Total = 48 Reps.

North Central
Benue 11 Reps
Kogi 9 Reps
Kwara 6 Reps
Nassarawa 5 Reps
Plateau 8 Reps
Niger 10 Reps Total = 49 Reps.

FCT 2 Reps.

GRAND TOTAL OF THE NOT =191
The question is, how dare you upstage this people in a vote?
Even if Southeast, South-south and Southwest joined together cannot upstage the North.

More facts coming...

INJUSTICE OF OIL ALLOCATION IN NIGERIA (1)

North Central receives 20%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
North East receives 16%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
North West receives 21%;
CONTRIBUTES 0.00%.
Every month, the 19 Northern states receives a minimum of 57% of 100% of oil revenue to which they CONTRIBUTE 0.00%.

South West receives 16%;
CONTRIBUTES 3.97%.
South East receives 11.00%;
CONTRIBUTES 25.07%.

South South receives 15.00%;
CONTRIBUTES 70.64%.

More facts...
LGAs in NIGERIA:
Nigeria has 774 LGAs.
The North has 19 states, and the 19 states have 419 LGAs....and u know the meaning of 419..fraud...

The South has 17 states, and the 17 states have 357 LGAs.

Working with the data from the office of the Accountant General as published by the Ministry of Finance (2013 April), the 357 LGAs of the 17 southern states receive 45.1% of what they contribute is 100%.

The 419 LGAs of the 19 Northern states receive 54.9% of what they contribute is 0.00%.
So those hoping for a hopeless hope for restructuring should wake up. The north will Never allow restructuring because they think they can't survive in a level playing ground.
Let me stop here for now ...alot on my mind.

*Above is one of the many reasons why we should all want and support restructuring of the country. The injustice is too glaring to be brushed under the carpet.

Optional09:
Lie lie liars! I can give you names of the families that own most of the lands RCCG stole from and the court cases you are yet to win and the once you paid millions on. I hate lies

francis247:
Exactly the thoughts running through my mind yesterday. The great inventors and those who built on their works, which university did they finish from? Education is just another invention to keep
humanity occupied . Will never teach nor allow my children believe the "heresy" that it is the key to a brighter future and a fulfilled life and all that balderdash.

Guyman02:
History, folly and its consequences...

Those who were there should tell those who were not there,the consequence of such folly.......2017 independence day presidential broadcast..

I would not wholly blame president Buhari for the above quote even though he read it to the nation, I would rather heap more blame on his speechwriters and those who would have vetted the speech before it became public...obviously ,the cabal......

Folly can be defined simply as foolishness on ones ways or actions while consequence is a result or effect, typically one that is unpleasant or unwelcome...so in the above context what it simply means is there would be an unwelcome and unpleasant reaction for your foolishness ..The president is directing the above statement to those asking for a referendum or those asking to restructure the polity...He further advises that those who witnessed the previous episode can educate those who did not....what exactly was he talking about, the war? Or the counter coup of July 1966...

The first military intervention witnessed the assassination of top politicians and army officers, mainly of northern origin....The coup was plotted by five majors in the Nigerian army led by major Emmanuel ifeajuna.....others were Kaduna nzeogwu,Dan okafor,adewale ademoyega,Ben gbulie, timothy onwuatwegwu,Chris anuforo etc....Due to the fact that Igbo's were majority in number, it was labelled an Igbo coup and preparations for a revenge coup started in earnest... July 29 1966, after much propaganda by the British media, after much accusations of Igbo's taunting the Hausa's especially with the song, "ewu ne ebe akwa," meaning the goats are crying, a song that was wickedly attributed to an Igbo man, celestine ukwu, whereas it was actually a song by cardinal Rex Lawson, a brutal revenge coup started in the Abeokuta garrison, the garrison commander lieutenant Gabriel okonweze was brutally executed along with commander of the Reece battalion john obienu...300 Igbo officers would be executed in 24 hrs including the head of state,aguiyi ironsi....3000 would be executed in a week....3 million Igbo's would then be killed in a civil war....The northern revenge coup was plotted by captain murtala Mohammed, martin adamu and theophilus danjuma,the military scribe to the head of state...

A little history is needed especially when it's intentionally banned from the curriculum ..The first coup was labelled an Igbo coup and accusations were heaped that it was a deliberate attempt to wipe out northern leaders paving the way for an Igbo domination.The second coup was planned by the inglorious trio and executed by northern NCO "s. (Non commissioned officers)........Ikeja cantonment was seized ,ironically president buhari was serving there as a transport officer during the January coup,Ikeja airport was seized and two planes were hijacked to transport northern officers and their families back to the north..An arewa flag was hoisted at the cantonment and the airport...Operation Araba was in effect....Araba a Hausa term, means let us separate. It was the then British ambassador who explained to the dissenting northerners why they needed Nigeria than to separate and go to a desert area....... Now you wonder why history is banned...

As an active member if the class of 1966,president buhari is very conscious of his actions as regards " the unity of Nigeria "......The motivation can neither be said to be nationalistic or patriotic,rather its fuelled by a vengeful and vindictive spirit.. A spirit of hatred and malice for the Igbo's, a spirit of isolation and malignment, a spirit of enthronement and domination...They killed our leaders, they must suffer, those of you who were there should tell them who were not there what fate befell them that midnite at Abeokuta garrison..History is distorted, it is pushed aside to the back seat,no one remembers the young minority woman of efik origin who was brutally raped by northern NCO's led by bukar sukar dimka, a drunken rapist who would meet his own Waterloo at the bar beach stakes ten years later, no one remembers the asaba genocide, where young men numbering over 900 where separated from their families and were slaughtered on the orders of a blood thirsty murtala Mohammed, an officer who left the political scene,the same way he entered, ....in a volley of bullets... Today he is celebrated, a monument where he hoisted a flag of revolt,a flag of dissent a flag of secession, Araba!!! That monument is named after him......What about the folly of bitiyong, the young NCO who would later execute His supreme commander in a Bush along old Iwo road in Ibadan,he would later meet his consequence in the vatsa coup, sent to an early retirement and grave..The folly of dog eat dog........What about the folly of colonel d.s wya, accused of partaking in the assassination of Mohammed, went on trial, convicted and executed..Alas,they found out it was a mistake,he wasn't guilty they agreed and wrote a letter to his wife, a Scottish white woman... Heart broken and tormented,she entered her car, what consequence has befallen my husband ,she lamented,so she drove her car with her four kids inside and parked on the rail line, a moving train would crush the remainder of the wya lineage..it was a mistake the authorities reiterated, the deed had been done ,the soul had found respite...consequences can be unfair....

Consequences have not only befallen the Igbo's,they have befallen every hindrance to northern domination...the folly is not only limited to the Igbo's,it is generic to opposition.. Buharis hatred stems from the fact that,they thought that after giving you 20pounds in 30 years you would still be the shoe shiners and water carriers, in 30 years , you rather control real estate's in abuja, commerce in the country and the only tribe that has a presence in each state of the federation....neglecting your region..

That is your folly..
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dabiton:
It seems to me that the Igboz have allocated to themselves the right to hate and denigrate every other human being in Nigeria... Yet they expect everyone to massage their superiority complex infested egos.
How do you explain calling every other group in Nigeria ANIMALS and ZOO occupants and hypocritically expect LOVE for Igbo's?
You cry marginalisation but you openly display your crab culture and inhospitable disdain for every other non-igbo in your enclave. Yet you want be embraced and romanced.
Who started the dirty fight of insults and dehumanisation on Radio Biafra?
Yet like children of rage you beat the drums of war and openly try to forcefully annex other tribes to form your Biafra, yet yhr Igbo are yhr victims.
You said you want out of the zoo... The animals in the zoo said leave by 1st October and now you want to turn story on its head and once again become the victims.
When Igbo's insult and even maim other humans, it is peacefully unarmed struggle of the innocent.
The Yoruba's felt marginalized under GEJ. Simply did what every rational group does. They strategically support someone that they felt could represent their interests. They have a leadership that thinks and plans. They have a certain Tinubu who is their leader.
The Hausa have a leadership that designs their roadmap. Its democracy, at least on paper, and its a zero sum game.
But what do Igbo's have? Every three houses is a palace with autonomous communities... Little wonder an uncultured, undiplomatic, riff-raff like Nnamdi KANU is now a leader of the most sophisticated smart people I have seen.
I can only think of two phases: rage boys and cry babies!
Politics is a zero sum game and winner takes all. Its all about political economy and power.
You guys can strategize your way out of Nigeria or forever play the victim card, lamenting at every drop of the feather. Every group still feels marginalised, even now.