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NIGERIAJAGAJAGA:
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This post is just for the fun of it.

Life is too short to be too serious over everything

Team 'we thank God'.

I will be OK soon by the grace of God

I used to have a friend back then, when I just finished secondary school.

We both registered for a computer tutorial class while waiting for admission into uni.

His elder brother raised some money for him and boom, he was off to Malaysia.
Just a year later, I saw him on Facebook possing with a Toyota car.

I don't even know his where about again

Kobojunkie:
You believe these 3 men fed 49 people in the forest for almost 2 months , particularly with the economy as it is? You don dey watch too much Nollywood movies be that. Anyways, the case was all done kpa-kpa-kpa to give your brain the sensation that the government works from time to time, so you don't spot the deceit. 😒😒

Non of them have come out to say they are not kidnappers.

...and no one is saying that these ones in the picture are the only people involved.

My concern is, these guys should be executed publicly, this will send a strong message to the rest and their sponsors.

This is one of the reasons why kidnapping, banditary and terrorism will continue to flourish in Nigeria.

When the criminals already know that the maximum punishment they will get is life imprisonment.

Soon, another set of kidnapping will happen and the terrorists will ask the government to release their people in custody as one of the conditions before their victims can be released.

We have refused to learn

happney65:
He can't defeat Tinubu. He is not running to win the presidency. He is only running to reduce tinubu's vote in the SW particularly in Oyo and Osun and help his candidates in the Senate and house of Representatives election

Tinubu already knows this isn't 2023 and he has already lost Oyo and will lose osun again and Lagos will be another battleground

And that is why the attacks on Seyi is unimaginable.

If Tinubu cannot win his region hands down where else will he win?

P.S. Seyi and wike working for him in 2023 was what gave him the win. If he had lost Rivers and Oyo states,the election would have gone into runoff between Atiku and Obi and tinubu won't be in the picture and that is what is causing the current jittery

Balablu will win every states in the SW and Lagos in particular.

Stop giving yourself false hope

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Do you have office in abuja

vick00:
Do you guys accept someone that can teach forest trading??

They will only accept someone that can teach jungle trading.

Nwaikpe:
Sheeeet
I see Tinubu.
What do you see?

Is this you?

Ikengawo:
VAT is not an achievement.

If i tax Dangote 5 naira for a cup of garri, = VAT N5
If i tax Dangote 1 naira for a cup of garri, = VAT N1

It does not mean that Dangote or the environment has become richer or poorer.

The figures could be very real, because Southeast states tax low. Obi is famous for reducing all taxes in Anambra and still having surplus.

Who told you obi reduced VAT in Anambra state?
Which state governor has the power to reduce VAT?
Obi didn't reduce VAT, he was only unable to generate enough taxes during his tenure as governor.

If there is no enabling environment for people to do business, government will struggle to make money through VAT

You can't make much money by taxing shops, you make more money by taxing business and companies.

FSBoperator:
This idiotes will look for anything to keep his miserable self trending.

Why call him an idiot?

Is that how mannerless you are?

Onegai:
(could have sworn that all the wisdom-filled gurus here and offline said that marriage na scam, men don't benefit and baby mama is the way. Anyway, that's bad advise for you: very sweet to espouse for others to foolishly fall into).

Dregs,

I'm pretty sure she didn't want to be a Baby Mama. She wanted to be a wife and a mother but you had other plans. So now she's pissed at you.

It is horrific to be alone with a very sick child and be imagining the father of that child having the time of his life somewhere else. You send money, well that takes precisely 5 mins versus days and weeks of sleepless nights with a sick baby. Yes, you worked hard to make the money, but wouldn't you have worked hard to make that money if you were not a father?

So sending money ain't it.

Now, before you get even further bad advise about forcefully taking your child from her or ignoring her and moving on with your life because the child will look for you when she/he grows up, please stop right there.

Firstly, apologize to her. Single Parenthood is hard and unless you're paying every single bill and sending extra money, she too is handling bills plus a child, all by herself. Apologize sincerely to her for putting her in this situation.

Secondly, be polite and respectful in your conversations with her. Always acknowledge her sacrifice.

Thirdly, any plans you want to bring your child over to you, better factor in the Mother. Ask her if it will be okay, explain the pros and cons of the child coming to you. And give yourself sense: how old is this child? Because you shouldn't take young children from their mothers unless their lives are in danger. If you want the child to relocate abroad, better ask the mum if she wants to relocate too. If you want the child closer to you, plan on renting a place closer to you for her mum.

If the Mother won't give you the child, there's nothing you can do. Legally, na she own the pikin.

Only you

See all the jargons wey you write

Only you ooooo

When last did you spent quality time with your daughter?

Sending money to your baby mama to cater for your daughter is not enough.

You may even be shocked to find out that your daughter is not sick at all.

Your baby mama knows you love your daughter, and she will continue to use her to extort money from you and make you feel guilty.

I am also sure she is trying so hard to keep her away from you so that you don't get to know the situation of the girl.
Sorry guy

The marriage is over even before election .

Obidients are the weapons fashioned against obi.

I just hope bandits will not kidnap the island

1bunne4lif:
Beautiful to behold, but where is it going to

Me I can't see any floating island o. Can only see bushes surrounde dby water

Any outfit that covers those saggy and fallen b**bs

All thanks to balablu and wicked wike. Man has been inaugurating different projects in the fct for the past 26 days non-stop.

I used to attend a particular church (name withheld) back then.

The way they preach about salvation, sin, heaven and hell in that church ehn.

I always overthink about heaven and hell so much that I became too careful about virtually everything.

I almost became a prisoner of my own self.
I used to think that God is always looking for opportunities to take us to hell and we must remain righteous by all means as any little sin may lead to death and straight to hell.

May God rest his soul.

A musical said, 'life na jeje'.

Father4all:
Nuisance spoted

Don't be silly

femi4:
Sorry Eng..this is your usual B stop

Dey play

Dey play


Dey play

1nice:
Tinubu is the last yoruba president of Nigeria and a one term president of Nigeria.

Peter Obi the winner And Bola Tinubu the loser.

Oya

Clap

For

Your

Sef

You are not alone in all that you mentioned.

Me sef no get international passport. I don't even think I will be needing it anyway.

Don't see yourself as been worst off bro, there are older people going through lots of more depressing challenges.
You should even thank God you have good health.

I wish you everything you wish yourself sirchiboy.

What nonsense?!

Why not send the kids home to go and have decent hair cut.

If any of the student brought this kind of weird and disgusting hair style to the school, will the school allow them entrance?

The parents should take actions against the school authority.

Let them do their worst abeg.

Dangote , federal government and all the big players in the oil industry are mad.

saintopus:
It's a very good one, most Nigerians football stars lack education.
Them no go school.
Apart from those born abroad, the homegrown ones lack education

Who told you the ones born abroad are educated.
Can you mention few professional footballer with university degree?

barkays001:
It is normally called eku agege in Ekiti precisely

Yes o

You sabi the rat wella

The rat can run ehn

Believe politicians at your own peril.

Freedom of speech is only on paper.


Pls take note

Are you in SW ?

This particular rat is very common in my place.

I am trying to figure out the name we call it in my dialect