₦airaland Forum

ItzBIM:
Guys, I want to learn how to make codeine. What type of cough syrup is the best and what other ingredients is required.

fuel, napalm, phosphorus and oil on a burner, God grant you your results with speed.

the guy must be a goat meat lover, such men don't think far

I like seeing arrogant police men loosing their uniforms for misconduct

dainformant:
A young man is being celebrated online after beating the odds as an Alamijiri to make out something for himself in life.

Dan Yakubu, a graduate of BSc. Economics with Second Class Honours from the University of Maiduguri, Borno State is part of the 2019 Batch A Corp members that have just come out from the NYSC Orientation Camp. He did his camp at the Kaiama NYSC Orientation Camp, Kolokuma LGA, Bayelsa State State.

The little Dan Yakubu was separated from the comfort of his family who are based in Potiskum, Yobe State and taken to Kano to fend for himself as an Almajiri.

In the course of his begging (Almajiranci), Dan Yakubu ran into a kind-hearted generous Hajiya named 'Fatima A. Modibbo'. The altruistic Hajiya Fatima instantly took interest in the little boy. Stimulated by his brightness and smartness, she fostered him and singlehandedly sponsored his education right from primary school up to the level he found himself today.

Speaking, Hajiya Fatima who broke the news credited the feat to God, and narrated how she met him.

"Allahamdullah! My almajiri has finished his university degree, with second class lower in Economics. He's serving in Bayelsa right now. He came to my house when he was about six years old, he had such an engaging smile and melodious voice when begging, that I took to him right away. The rest I can now say is history.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/the-incredible-story-ojf-dan-yakubu-an-almajiri-turned-economics-graduate.html

we will hear from the father soon how he mentored the boy

poor boy what the hell happened

who knew u in Nigeria before 2face plug u

he's a wicked man, he doesn't want to give her cassava

dancing like she's having the runs, purging things

I said it PDP is stealing the Mega WATS meant for Nigerians, the EFCC should check their foreign accounts, lol, sore loosers

pheonixdld2:
Please be quiet...he was advertising his power bank for corps members that will be going to camp soon....considering there might be power challenges in camp.

your nitwit father should be quiet, bumcum

when the thwart is slack and saggy then she will package the thing for an unsuspecting guy and start frosting his life when he buys her a Toyota rav , then dump him when he buys her a wristwatch of 50k ,keep wondering how the false life feels for people who can't even contain wealth, I this girl isn't rich neither is her family, she's just having complex issues

jeff1607:
how can I unread this

slap urself and try waking up

buy brain and supply to all apc chieftain, trust me they need it and it will sell like people buying 1 man 1 vote

Alejocs:



Don't forget to go to camp with your powerbank. I am the right person to talk to as far as powerbank for your laptop, Phones is concerned. See my signature below and recommend. Thanks

Watin concern power bank now with this topic, nysc now works with power banks? what a dumb topic to throw in

Mbediogu:
Not criminal will come to your house if they suspect you to be armed also. Most are cowards who believe themselves to be only ones with guns.

hence the carry permit is what am seeking

nicepoker101:
they will end up killing so many people when you ought to be protecting them.

if you are caught brandishing ur weapon without a due cause you will be apprehended and jailed, the use should also be strictly adhered to killing an innocent man or person will be punishable by law, gun owners classes teaches the basics and laws, no man wants to face the firing squad for killing so all would be apt and straight in line

nicepoker101:
they will end up killing so many people when you ought to be protecting them.

if you are caught brandishing ur weapon without a due cause you will be apprehended and jailed, the use should also be strictly adhered to

Mustsucceed:
My dear crime rate will be 100× worse

u can't give a bus driver a gun with a license, but a banker and a fuel station manager, for example? yes, that's an attestation to character and rational towards use of firearms for protection , there was a case when an armed gunman stormed an outlet and had superior fire power here in the US, on seeing the law enforcement officers battling to keep stance the neighbors stormed out comprising of ex marines, 3 ex rangers and an off duty cop, opened and directed punishing fire on the assailant and saved the life of the two officers. that's will power and fire power, fear the man who steps out to defend his freedom, fear his will power to defend his family and country, foreign or domestic

Mbediogu:
You hit the point! Even if you don't get a license please have a gun to protect yourself and family. The government has failed.

maybe then the criminals will explain this

nicepoker101:
then enough people will go into criminal activities.

if you are caught and found guilty by a competent court of law, the penalty will be death by firing squad

luluman:
Are you a child? That will worsen the situation now.

are u inept can you see the rate of loss of lives due to enemy combatants in the country

I will love to hear that the Nigerian government has approved licences to carry arms

godddd, my pweeëek, am having a very stiff erection right now, what have I done to Mercedes

Father Lord deliver me from temptations, for I will return all trespassers back to you

ain't a lady but here are the tips
1. drink lots of water before sex.
2. u need an iron bar of 9inches and above (strong man's bar) the bigger the more areas of reach. depending on the lady.
3. do not break away by feeling u need to pee, its just you about to cum.
4. there are 3 basic erroneous zones in the female vagina that triggers squirting if the man is skilled and experienced he can stimulate her other zones and shock her brain to orgasm.
5. keep commutation open with your partner, tell him how u feel and sometimes the wrong act could turn off a perfect pleasure, some women don't go well with new techniques, trust and care should be adhered to.
6. some women do have issues with squirting because their brains are not yet activated, the human brain has a multi capacity function, despite intelligence and skills even body discipline the brain most times don't work up to 4 percent of its entire capacity, some say the woman become easily excited after continued practice, other thinkers say she becomes slut activated but it's just an awakening to advanced pleasures, sexual activation of the part or section associated with squirting pleasure is key to a woman's orgasm, in this state the human brain lights up like an electric bulb, this can not be seen physically but in rare cases some women pass out due to the intensity.
don't forget to give her a break to recover from an intense orgasm, please note.
7. the G spot , A spot, U spot, L spot and C spot are the basic, most women differ in human geometry, their erroneous zones differ in dimension and sensitivity, so the white tiger tantra is one technique for squirting as not only the male organ can achieve this, some women have hard to reach areas and struggle with pleasures, fingering her could attain this pleasurable result.
8. try intimacy gadgets for women with low sensitivity, some women are addicted or used to masturbation so to climax them to orgasm means u have to work harder or use a intimacy gadget to increase sensitivity to sustain the pleasure,
9. some have issues with dryness so please don't forget to use a lube, kissing and sucking will prolong her tempo and make her naturally lubed
10. watch out for chemistry, the saying "I wonder if God is a woman" isn't a joke the woman's mood is key here, a woman is a perfect art of God they have more chemical secretions than a man hence the feel more love, pleasure and pain than men, if you can search the womans mind like God and relieve her of her stress, the pleasure level steps up, only a woman knows how and what the next women is passing trough, feel for her, talk to her, ask her questions, pet her more, sweep her off her feet, kiss her, give her the softest of her fantasies, be her Chief priest of love and wash her shrine of love with hormonal chemicals, blast her off to Mars not Venus, show her fire with gentility.


finally if you find yourself in imprisoned in a woman's house because of all what I've posted, you are on your own! these orgasms could become addictive and when no other man can deliver her she will come for your head, na question I answer o, I no follow u sign contract!

get an I phone 6s

try and arrest these yahoo boys and give them 10billion dollars while in detention and see the kind of foreign investment they would attract, these yahoo boys sadly have the best and most stable businesses in Nigeria, from oil and gas to entertainment, even the oil moguls trade with their money trough banks