₦airaland Forum

Na her breasts I just dey see,very succulent.

americanigga:
age is just a number, it is the wisdom I posses that matters

U got no wisdom,can't u see it? Typing 3 times what is meant to be typed once. Abeg clear for road make I pass.

Wey ur husband?

americanigga:
Amaechi, the slayer of GEJ and PDP is back in PH to finish his good work by slaying wike the thug.

If Amaechi while he was a common governor could destroy a whole sitting president, grand comander in chief of the armed forces GCFR, I wonder what he will do to an ant, wike. If I were to be wike I would have escaped like ojukwu out of PH now that the chance is there.

How old are you?

As far as I m concern,bubuhari is a dullard,I don't take his word serious. He always contradict himself,this is not the first time and it will not be the last. Sai bubuhari my ass!

kingofchess:
hahaha...we have to b patient.

My patience is running thin.

notoriousbabe:
i dont know. i am stealing from my neighbour without the mumu knowing

Sharp guy. Baddoo.

Daniel058:
If dem ask me, I go say don jazzy don clock 40..




He is single because he still want to.

Don Jazzy is still 34, don't mind his big head.

LEXYCOM:
So Chelsea and arsenal are out of champion league......e pain me die

mumu! Arsenal never comot until they play their match with barca or u no wan make them play the match?

kestolove95:
Buhari 8months is far beta dan gej;s 6yrs

its either u re daft or u re stupidd. U no sabi good thing. #abokki shine my shoe#

potbelly:
you can only speak of yourself bro and not me

That's why u re Potbelly.

potbelly:
A guy asked when he will be paid his salary and all the boss could say is you must be stupid. Does the boss even think of how the guy feeds, transports himself everyday to the office? And probably he even has some financial responsibilities and his best way to respond is you must be stupid. I believe whatever the case may be he doesn't need to insult his employee. If i were the employee i wouldn't take such insults likely...

What will u do if u were the employee? Highest u will do is to collect ur salary & resign.

I go come check whether the breasts don get NAFDAC number. #sucking things#

Abiriba people no dey come nairaland. If u dey find abiriba girl wey u go marry for here,na one chance u dey o. Unu kaa ni wuo!!!

Question: How did people born on 29th February (Leap day babies) actually get to celebrate their birthdays on non leap years?

We need to kill Flamini as we killed Escobar because we don't give a sh*t.

Keneking:
There is something Buhari knows that this business man know as well.

Bubuhari doesn't know anything.

GudluckIBB:
During GEJ it was "I will bring perpetrators to book"( with is fingers on his chin) yet no action. Then the Following day, you will see shakau on youtube threatening brimestone and fire.

Now under Buhari, it is " Do not be afraid of me rather be afraid of the consequences of your actions" And then Tompolo who is equivalent to Shekau in Niger Delta is saying" My hand no dey O no be me talk am say I wan blow pipeline"

God bless tinubu, apc and buhari for sending jonathan back to otuoke.

Objection! Instead,God will punish tinubu,apc and buhari for turning nigeria into hell.

Abeg come kill Buhari o. U would have mention the names of those 85% successful celebrities,na that time una yansh go open.

E be like say dem no allow u to snap the vehicle.

Predict the next country that Buhari will travel to,and win blackberry passport. This is for real o,laughs!

COUNTRIES BUHARI HAS VISITED IN LESS THAN NINE MONTHS.
1) Niger Republic (May 2015).
2) CHAD (June 2015).
3) Germany (June 2015)....
4) South Africa (June 2015).
5) Cameroon (July 2015)
6) United Kingdom (May 2015).
7) USA (July 2015).
Benin Republic (August 2015).
9) France (September 2015).
10) Ghana (September 2015).
11) India (October 2015).
12) Sudan (October 2015).
13) Iran (November 2015).
14) France (November 2015).
15) USA (November 2015).
16) Malta (November 2015)
17) South Africa (December 2015).
18) Benin Rep. (December 2015).
19) UAE (January 2016).
20) Kenya (January 2016).
21) Ethiopia (January 2016).
22) France (February 2016).
23) United Kingdom (February 2016).
24) Egypt (February 2016).
25) Saudi Arabia (February 2016).
26) Qatar (February 2016).

Iranian leader traveled once to France and signed a deal of $33b. If he travels like our President use to, his country will be paved with gold. Buhari should hv it in mind that his so many travels are not doing us any good and the value of our Naira is on its lowest.

Busted! U no dey tire,u be machine? Pls try again later.

Her ministry don move to permanent site.

UrennaNkoli:
[left]Arsenal FC 1 vs 7 FC Barcelona
Ter Stergen. Messi (1', 23')
(OG 90'). Arda Turan (45')
Suarez (52', 59', 74')
Rakitic (88')

Ur mama yansh.

"HILARY CLITON HAS INSPIRE ME TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT" - DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN. POLITICS | BY FNN |

Far removed from the opulence of Aso Rock, Dame Patience Jonathan, former First Lady of Nigeria, has been off the radar, leading a rather lowkey life by her standards in Otueke, Bayelsa.

The Wife of former president Goodluck Jonathan, popularly called Mama Peace, has curiously not joined her husband as he tours the world receiving awards. We caught up with her at the family home in Bayelsa where we discussed Life outside the spotlight, Politics and moves for the future.

FNN: Your exelle....

PEJ: No, just call me mama Peace.

FNN: Mama Peace, how have you managed to stay away from the news for this long?

PEJ: My brother, its God. I am just happy to be alive, me and my husband and children.

FNN: so what has Mama Peace been up to?

PEJ: I have been going classes to get my Ph.D. I cannot allow only Ebele to be answering Doctor in the house *laughter ensues*

FNN: do you miss life in Aso Rock?

PEJ: I cannot tell you lie, I miss it. But to God be the Glory, in 2019 I will be back there

FNN: Wow! Does President Goodluck intend to run again?

PEJ: Noo, not Ebele. Me

FNN: Wow Wow Wow

PEJ: yes O my brother. I have been looking Tele and seeing what Hilary is doing in America. If she can contest, I will contest. Man have been ruling our country since 1960, but look at us. Suffer suffer everywhere.

FNN: So you fancy your chances of becoming president? Do you think you have the CV?

PEJ: Did Obasanjo have CV?

FNN: Valid point.

PEJ: look, this our country have mature to have a Woman President. Hilary that is contesting, does she have two head? The woman in Liberia does she have 2 head?

FNN: But Mama Peace, do you think you have the requisite political clout?

PEJ: I have requisite, I have deposit. Go and look at Wike in Port Harcourt. I will not say more than that. Those wey know know *laughter*

FNN: Well it's been a pleasure interviewing you Ma. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

PEJ: Thank you my brother. Greet your family for me. www./posts/187038/

Na when he slightly miss out to win 1m on nairabet.

Either He was paid or he is crazy,Maybe both.

Topccy007:
Customers are always right.

Don't you know your fans are your customers?

Bad customer.

Aufbauh:
Buhari means different things to different categories of people ;
To the ELECTION RIGGERS, he is a COUPIST
To the less privileged NIGERIANS, he is a HELPER
To the CORRUPT, he is a JAILER
To the DRUG BARONS, he is a KILLER
To the runaway THIEF, he is a CRATER
To a dying ECONOMY, he is a SAVIOUR
To INDICIPLINE, he is BRUTISH
To the TERRORIST, he is an ENEMY
To the brown envelope JOURNALISTS like ait, he is a DICTATOR
To DORA AKUNYILI, he is a caring BOSS
To the OIL INDUSTRY, he is a REFINARIES BUILDER
To the ORDINARY PEOPLE, he is one of them
To the PDP, he is a DESTOYER
To the APC, he is the CHANGE
To JONATHAN, FFK, METUH, he is a NEMESIS
To Fayose, Nnamdi Kanu and IPOBians, he is a NIGHTMARE

Your behaviour determines your definition of Buhari.
To me he is the leader of the much needed CHANGE in Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria!

To me he is a dullard,a visionless,certificateless mo'bleeper.