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[b][/b]nonsense! I Draw pass dis guy! I dey draw pussy-cat wey
Dey shout MIAHU MIAHU MIAHU! That na AUDIBLE ILUSION.People say
Na witch craft and they drive me comont for village!

Appliedmaths.:
Make una clear road make all bonafide greatest mathematics students rejoice...# Hand don touch dem finally. I'll miss those sacked lecturers sha..*hehehehe* And if u no d bini or @ least EDO pesin, no jxt try apply 4 dat job oooo.

Anythng wrong with that? Hypocrites! When igbo come uniben with
Their tribalism no one complained.past vc nwanze flood uniben with
Him village people and destroyed uniben reputation. BINIS are d
Most accommodating people in nigeria!

2015 ELECTION RESULTS
APC BUHARI. 22 000 VOTES

Pee Dee pee JOE 165 000 000 VOTES

bella berry: I was reading the article, enjoying every bit of it before i scrolled down to see the scary length.... but wait, na so Buhari's sins take plenty?

That is because you were too young or outside the country or plain ignorant
To note the tyrany of military misrule in nigeria

[b][/b]soyinka just reminded us how brutal tyrant flogged us
Yesterday. And the people he flogged are worshiping him today

COLLECTIVE AMNACIA!!!

Ok how their penis and virgina go be? If face change like
This others must change

Ok make una wait I wan go shit, I will comment later

FOLYKAZE: Big fat liar. He is looking for popularity.

Oh yeah it is true! He was my classmate in sri lanka
Before I invented a flying car which I am about to launch!
Book for your flying car in advance to aviod last minutes
Rush! Just deposit only 50 000 naira in my account!
MAGA!

I.Joan:
Usain Bolt and Maria Sharapova are in BBA ?

All of una no get work. Looking at a group of deliquents 2 4 7 !
What my bis with BBA? Nonesense

Truckpusher: Even Americans too has accent ....when somebody subtitutes water for warer what was that

Speaking english is not a sign of intelligence! Simply speak your
Mother's tongue, or blow pigin! Afterall American slang na their
Pigin! If they say WARER U say WATA

dedons: Dem no dey arrest dem finish?

Boko haram members are more than jtf.it is an islamic jahad group
Who main aim is to spread their hellish brand of islam on nigerian
They recruit destitutes and nuisance in niger, cameruon and chad
With lot of hard currency at their disposal. Northern Political
And relijious elites initaily supported them trisonably but our
Jonathan too nieve and scared to confront them. But now he seems
To have woken up !

[quote author=Rooneyboy]"we had a thing, we had a thing" .

What is the special thing they had abeg

Highest na fvck, she open leg kukere master chop kpomo clean mouth, why is she now bitter

Abi d fvck no sweet am [/quote

You are crazy. Iyanya broke her heart, as if that is not enough
He did it tonto dikeh the dog! We the friends of this artress
Are going to send 7 boko Haram bombers after iyanya if he refuse
To dance naked for 7 days on the streets of Lagos!

Rhino.5dm:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/06/homosexuals-protest-in-anambra/

Kill all of them . Burn them alife! Before they polute
D land! DevilllllllsSsss

saintandsinnerz: Come and see ignorance at work, I'm really baffled with the kind of comments I'm reading here! Does it mean that majority of people here don't know that doping test are conducted at random? All sports regulatory bodies do check their athletes for doping malpractice and this test is done at random. Please be informed about this, FIFA is not witch hunting anybody let alone Nigeria

Shaarup, short up fool! You can not smell conspiracy in d
Wind. Hayatuh, fifa and kenyan new president want to give
D three points to kenyan. Holy ghost fire go blind them
All. Why they no randomly select kenyan players too!
Mtcheeeeeew!

mmmustapha: I dnt knw y jonaboy hate North, how could he do dat? Its his duty to protect all d lives of Nigerians,we shall meet in 2015

You are a complete fool! Mumu-stafa , yr boko haram homosexual
Governor was actully funding boko haram! Reasons:1.he didn't disclose
Boko's camps.2 he ceded part of is state to boko.3.he gave cover
In arms impotation across his borders...should I go on? He shd be
Grateful to be there despite the S O E!

Krasid: o.k no worry,hunger go still start to bite your nyansh.

She is not up to naija standard of preety! See her flat
Ikebe , flat boobs, wrinkled face! Mtcheeew !

hornipipe: is everything alright?

Medicine: they re glofied native doctors


Law: they re coated agberuus
Engineering: not better than appretice roadside mechanics
Civil Engineering: local bricks layers are better
Accounting: not up to one-tenth a stack illiterate onisher mkt
Trader!

utumunta: The story is not false. The PDP prefers Chief Anenih to Oshiomhole cos the latter is not reliable.

Sack metuh now! He just unwittingly informed nigerians
That P D P is so dumb; and that it admits looters ,rogues
Pension thieves,oil racketeers etc

[quote author=oily-Yoruba]@ post, I laugh in 419. I was in benin city and the place is as medieval as Afganistan 5000 BC.[/quot


Oily Yoruba.... You are very stupid igbo man . Go and
Tell your gov to emulate osho baba . Insead of this
Empty P D P motivated jealousy . Go and hide your
P D P head in the sand of shame!]

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ocelot2006: PDP: GEJ!! GEJ!! GEJ!!

A.C.N:............................meh......

P D P........ ALAMS / FAROUK

A P C ......... BOKO HARAM LEADER / MEND LEADER

BSF: Big Clown[/size][size=8pt]

Yes! I got my letter today
It reads:

Dear sir,

You are feri feri stufid to belif D oga at D top
Who promis jobs without interview kwo!
You can come to resume at mumu dept. In 419 ward
At ABUJA general hospital!

Your real OGA AT D TOP
Signed

Is it true? African best in literature leaves the stage
When ovation loudest?

Edoboy1: Wow.........3rd to comment. First time in history of Naira land.thank God ooooo."Oluwa Ese ooo"... Now let me go and read the story and cum bak to comment.

Pls, nairaland, ban this guy! He is a comedian!

Ls?"[/quote]Do u imply that Buhari would have curb BH? If so why not as private
Citizen? I gues he is glad now and that makes him culpable and
Suspicious! Nigerians now suspects him even more after BH
Mentioned his name as their preferred midiator! Nigerians are
Not stupid! Were not stupid! And do not give votes to suspects!

ecosanders: Now dis is a hotshot

D

FFK 1 ABATI 0

[quote author=bayooooooo]Abati is now finished! There is no shame in his dictionary again. I used to read this guy along side notable columnists like Edwin Madunagu, Biodun Jeyifo and late Prof Sam Okoye's Science column in the Guardian. That same Abati is now a shameless vociferous defender of unspeakable impunity for what he would have otherwise condemned is heart rending. He was actually writing to be noticed and hired, neither for inspiring change nor based on principles or conviction.



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Who re you to talk to our OGA AT THE TOP like that? You are unpatriotic,uncivilize,
Uncouth,unacademic,unrefined,unacostomed,undogged,untrustworthy
,Undomocritic...., in fact
, you de craze .ApOlogize NOW! OR MY BIG OGA @ D TOp will send
Dogs after you! Bad bele, jeolosy of AbATI!

[quote author=Desola]As the northern governors are to boko haram, so is alams and gej to mend.

The long and short of gej's response is that if you want to continue enjoying the free flow of oil from the delta, you either put up or shut up! Alams is Nigeri'as benefactor and he must be placated or the polilooters die of hunger.
[/quote
Yes! If you wan oil money, better treat Alam well o. IF he blow
Him whistle his boys will cut off naija oil again o.
SponsorsIIi

Ibanga p: If truly dis is a strategy by d PDP to dis- stabilize d APC, den its very childish and weak.

Then it's a very simple solution: let someone from APC
Just apply to register PDPP, PPDP, PDDP!

dmalam: barca don scatter finish...eya

You dey crasy o ! Real madrid no sabi football at all!
Barca is d perfect football team ever!
Up barca!
Na jeolusy dey worry all of ana mtchewwwwwww

Realy? Is this what boko haram chaps must have read? Especialy
About immunization?

Sincere 9gerian: Another silly talk. How low will El Rufai sink in his desperation for political power? The last time it was Jesus Christ and now its God. Is El Rufai now insinuating that Buhari is greater than God? Must we play politics with everything?
Smh!

You probably do not attend school good enough to know the diffrence
Btw metaphor,hyperbole and straight talk! You re just a religious
Bigot like boko haram. Go and learn how to read properly. Mtchweee!

vanstanzy: Ha! TERROR! but where in Islam is terror supported, i still ask? *Just curious!*

Yesss let d imams tell us what they have been telling these guys
In d mosques that turned them into terrorists. Northern imam$
We re waiting! Except u want to tell us by your silence that islam
Is terrorism . Waiting for your lecture, we are!