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temitemi1:
100% loyal to my party...

Temitemi1 is back! How is your uncle Fayose?

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Mostky , the most important thing for you to note is that the problem you are currently facing is usually psychological.
Next, your husband needs to understand the role of pre-intimacy. It not only puts you at ease and prepares your mind for the major act, it also acts to help the increased secretion of natural endogenous lubricants from the cervix and the bulbourethral glands allowing easier pemetration.
Then if all of these is still not effective, let your husband, or rather, you buy KY jelly at your local pharmacy store and apply generously. It makes penetration easier.

I hope that helps.

P.S. don't forget to pay me for my services afterwards

lookingbuoy:
My friendship with the unemployed one is so unfettered and we goof around a lot. It's like two children playing in the sand, and i kinda like that. She's hoping that I'll ask her out formally, but i don't like her unemployed situation.

My friendship with the independent one is kinda rigid and formal. We talk, gist, go to dinner dates, but hardly joke around. We do joke around sometimes though.

And it seems i want what both of them have: i want the freedom i get with the other lady and the independence i get with the other

It's kinda annoying when you keep talking about her unemployed situation. Is she gonna remain unemployed forever? And besides, even if she were earning a juicy salary, it's still your primary responsibility as a man to cater for EVERY need of your wife, and kids.
And besides, don't assume that they both are waiting for you to ask them out. "I see you more as a brother "kinda thing could be a sucker punch response

Two short intellectuals
Arguably one of the most intelligent of their generation in this country. If you have listened to them speak live you would agree with me
Able leaders and mentors

That comment by Alkali on Lai Mohammad though! Epic and freaking hilarious!

Common, I mean, we (that actually means I) have been waiting for the Batman/Superman movie since 2012 after watching the explosive "Return of the Dark Knight" cartoon. That cartoon was the bomb. Still one of the most explosive I have seen. The movie will be great if they can recreate just half of the action scenes in the cartoon. But the casting of Ben Affleck though, I have my reservations

Na wa o. How did they know he would be able to make that much over that period of time if he were still to be alive?

The surgery is supposed to help reduce your umbilicus(returns the herniated bowel loops into the abdomen)
Yes, You will have some degree of pain for a few days postop (depending on your pain threshold, quality of analgesia). Usually not severe though
Yes, sometimes a hernia could return after surgery, or you Coulter have what is called an incisional hernia. But herniorapphy is still necessary cause a hernia could get strangulated at anytime

Jonah Jang that was sleeping?

Just 300 strong? Don't bother then. Just give us needed weapons

Langtang, Kanam and it's environs are very notorious for a high population of poisonous snakes in it's ecosystem, esp during this time of the year (dry season). The indigents know this so I don't know why the incidence should still be this high

JohnDoe2015:
Looking at the current market trend, .net developers are paid more.
Now I feel I should move on to .net or better move to Java or still wait on web with RoR.

The challenge is now, and the future expectations.
What do you feel on these three next.

Java ? .net ? Ruby after php

Ruby on rails it is
Then python afterwards

OZAOEKPE:
"I just left the U.K embassy, I'm still fresh".

Definitely. Very fresh

OZAOEKPE:
"they can't control the lies anymore, the annoying thing is that, they(apc e-rats) will still come on board to hail the old rag(PMB)". Quote me anywhere







Woe to unto thee that quote me to insult thy....

Dude, this your "Queen's English" na wa o. It would even have Nnamdi Kanu reeking with jealousy

Mobile banking is also non-responsive

Most common is indomie and one boiled egg and cold pure water....
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Expecting a counterthread soon

These media houses just dey manufacture stories out of thin air. They have turned it to a competition amongst themselves who go manufacture the sweetest rumour

Cassava? Yam?

scribble:
So what
Couldn't he renovate and ask refund later


Instead of buying jet up and down and flying concubines around the world

Why neglect the obvious? Why not blame the primary culprit, your Otuoke god and his dimwit minister for health from ebonyi state during his tenure.
One thing is obvious, godson is indirectly responsible for the death of his godfather

scribble:
Poor guy


But this one is amaechi state

Amaechi no do hospital

Now he wants minister


Amaechi na bastardi

Bros wake up from slumber na. It's a FEDERAL teaching hospital

OZAOEKPE:
"PMB is the cause". Quote me at your own peril

Shrink alert! Dude just escaped from FNH Aro

Post pishures na. Besides, I go like know the end of the story of who win between you and spike.
The dog needs real caning though

jaelz:
hehe my fellow jos person how far

Bros I dey o
But that was back in the good ol days sha

Go to Shendam LGA in Plateau state, You will find more women on motorcycles than men

Thanks for the detailed explanation.
I had an idea of all of these before but you definitely shed more light on it.
Could you Pls also elaborate on the most destructive/sophisticated malwares till date?

SSpeter:
Awwww...she passed pre med exam in flying colours...she is currently studying medicine

Which school is she studying medicine and what's her name? Lemme go and toast her*evil grin*

rasojie:
thanks bro
was getting worried after checking my weight last week...which kind of exercise will you recommend?

Actually it's not your weight you should be worried about. It's your BMI. That's a more important predictor of morbidities. Then of course, stop toning your muscles for now

You didn't tell us why it's a failure, You only showed us that it's not the most preferred browser

Good to help built your CV. Pay is poor, workers welfare is poor. They make the Haansburo range of confectioneries.
They run 2 shifts, 7am to 7pm and 7pm to 7am.