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sledge406:
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And you wanna play the hero, right?

you are just a blind freak'n dbanj boot-licker.

sledge406:
You really are wack, crap and crack all rolled in one.
Hediot! You have finally resulted to calling your already detected lies comic relief. I laugh @ you in Tiv!
ol' boy, you get problem with English and I advise you to stick to pidgin make you nor dey cause problems for yourself. Must you advertise say you be confirmed M[i]UM[/i]U. Nothing concern me with where you dey or where you nor wan dey and stop to dey contradict yourself. Your real location is UK and you have always been in Nigeria. How does this explain itself? So you dey claim to be Omnipresent for England and Naija? I trip for your powers. since you can be in 2 places at the same time. . .Meanwhile I hope your excuse would be it was just a comic relief too.
BTW, your comebacks are too weak and cheap so I'll spare you and just use what you say to keep exposing you. Chimp-Monk is what you are. Yes, a fusion of a Chimpanzee and Monkey and you weren't no lab experiment (NOPE) but it did occur naturally and I hope you're able to comprehend that.
Galago!

guy stop the ranting, you f'ed big time. what 190 said was just for laughs, at least the last line he used, (is he the president), should have told you that.

BOONDOCKS:
You guys are really baffling me!! if you all like, you can go and jump into lake chad!! She's still your 1st lady!!!
There is nothing anyone can do about it!!

All these critics, go and check your kindred and see how many of your uncles and aunts can express themselves when your friends are around!!!
Not to talk of addressing the public!!

She'll improve for sure!! Let her be!

DAME is courageous! The best way to overcome your weakness is to confront it which she's actually doing!!!

Some of you on this thread will even hide your mothers when your friends visit your house and you are here ranting,

Ya'll HATERS get a life!

So GEJ should divorce her or marry a younger chic with better proficiency in English language?

SHE GOT GUTS!! And she'll definitely get better with her pronunciations and lexical constructions ,

BOONDOCKS:
You guys are really baffling me!! if you all like, you can go and jump into lake chad!! She's still your 1st lady!!!
There is nothing anyone can do about it!!

All these critics, go and check your kindred and see how many of your uncles and aunts can express themselves when your friends are around!!!
Not to talk of addressing the public!!

She'll improve for sure!! Let her be!

DAME is courageous! The best way to overcome your weakness is to confront it which she's actually doing!!!

[b]Some of you on this thread will even hide your mothers when your friends visit your house and you are here ranting,



Ya'll HATERS get a life[/b]!

So GEJ should divorce her or marry a younger chic with better proficiency in English language?

SHE GOT GUTS!! And she'll definitely get better with her pronunciations and lexical constructions ,

take it easy. A wife of a lecturer speaks like this and you are not worried? na wah oh. Patience should be hidden until she can make one constructive sentence.
Guess you dont have a sense of humor as well.
enjoy her tweets maybe it will help
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-620200.0.html

adino:
@ Areosapien
"We should love our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their nationality"
Da fukk? ROFLMAO!






Please Areosapien, write the correct sentence for all to see. Some people like the pull-him-down syndrome and gross oppression. If you can laugh at this statement. For shame sake, please correct it so that you do not take all the shame.

y dont you correct it, or are you saying she was correct?

X-factoria:
It's so disrespectful to laugh on a joke made about the wife of the President of your country!!

She is your President's wife for God's sake!!!!!

c'mom, dont take it personal, its just for laughs (like you dint put up a party when Abacha died, it could be a scam, it could well be true, but whatever its mad funny simple. I bet you ;aughed at some point. By the way, i dont see anything disrespectful about letting people know a patience twitter page exist fake or not.

she tweets from her bb, who is got her pin?

Jamesakume:
Laughing My bleeping backside Out!! This is krazy! Is this the Fresh Air we hope For? Fresh air Ko, Fresh Blunder Ni, Abi na fresh poo or fresh fart!. lol

i still dont believe this is true though

rasputinn:

Agaba oooo,agaba agaba,you too lie.Oya gimme a link where she yarn like that

But dat woman sha,she can dey fall hand,ahh ahhh

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-620200.0.html
read her tweets man

ifyalways:
No way.
I don't belief that Id,words and everything are Patience's own . . .Common.How much does it cost to hire someone,What is beaf and co doing?
That Id must have been created by a mischief maker   Madam knows her limitations with English,why wud she think of disgracing herself by attempting to tweet?Not just possible .

i doubt if this is true buh when i saw the youtube link mehn, now i am confused, did you listen to the youtube link?

the last tweet was hilarious

lwkmd

she tweets obama?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYsIBNHuJvQ&feature=player_embedded

go to http://twitter.com/#!/DamePJonathan for more

Patience Jonathan has taken her problems to another level,  Twitter,  no be small tin oh
or maybe this is staged

hw do i share you tube videos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hU7ltOE0u4[/flash]

Some of the Nigerians evacuated from Libya in the wake of the ongoing unrest in the North African country said yesterday that they “would rather live in Libya than in Nigeria” because they are better off there. The returnees, who told Daily Trust that they have three different names – the one they use in Libya, the one they have on their passports and the one they were known by before going to Libya – gave their names as Muhammad Ibrahim and Ibrahim. They both hail from Abia State.


They said, “The living condition in Libya is better than what you have in Nigeria. Life is cheap and the level of security is quite fantastic. After the crisis, we would be ready to go back (to Libya).”

Some however said that they found themselves in Libya on their way to Europe. They have variously spent between four and 17 years in Libya.

One of the returnees, the professional boxer Bash Ali, who said he was in Tripoli for medical treatment, commended the Federal Government for the evacuation exercise and the courteous and speedy response of the concerned agencies.

“I am proud to be a Nigerian… I am proud of this encouraging exercise. Home is home… and home is sweet. Nothing is more comforting than to be among your people at home,” Bash Ali said. He said as an African, he was not happy at the turn of events in Libya, saying that the crisis was caused by bad advisers rather than by a single individual.

Sources at the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) also told Daily Trust that 80% of Nigerians living in Libya hail from Imo, Anambra, Edo, Abia and Delta states.

http://dailytrust.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=13123:fleeing-nigerians-we-were-better-off-in-libya&catid=2:lead-stories&Itemid=8

kanye tweet dbanj so? these guys don use una head finish. why dint he call for sometin as important as that? so calls to newyork no de go na tweet. dbanj fit don pay money for kanye to tweet him. i hed he cleaned his account for snoopy.dbanj if na u do this thingy i am ashamed, pls dont stoop so low. fela wont.