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Well, if campaign is anything to go by, Yar Adua is our next president. Obj came with his campaign team here yesterday. You guys just forget about election o. PDP has it 100%. That is the Presidency

You really comment like an Atheist Seun. Are you trully one? I can't beleive a young chap like you can have developed into an atheist in so short a time. Its certainly not African. Declare the truth now so we'll know what to do for you,

Common Seun dont act so naive. Just friends indeed. Someone who promised me the whole 'goodies' if I pay her flight ticket to come over pay me a visit? Nah! Not just friends,

Get yourself a ferocious Rottweiler to handle the goon.
U can borrow mine.

Bolarge, bolarge, aint you so witty!

The Paraga is still in full control and he knows it!!!_ugodaniel

ME CONCLUDES THE PREVIOUS POSTER JUST SHACKED PARAGA, _{two drums of it}

ok. Seun apart, I think the general consensus is to tell my cousin the whole story. Now how am i supposed to do that? parables? Give him straight? The guy is very energetic and emotional. You need to see him to understand me. The way I tell him will surely result into something, against the girlfriend on the one hand, and probabaly on me too. Whats the best approach?

Rubbish! If the gist is true, expect the bro to be out of country before tomorrow. Patrotic my ass!

na wa for you Razorr, I dint say he was dead only in a coma ooooooooooooo. Haba Razzor blade. I weak for you o. You should be in Eagles supporters club!! hey dont mind me. I like your Humour.

Did'nt you read the link? Its adefarati, former governor of ondo state

And you are in Lagos? Na wa for you o. AD don crash like that? I thought Lagosians were Awoist to the core.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=74122

lets say amen to that.

This is news that just started kicking rounds yesternight. its still an unverified rumour though 'cos the Son to Adefariti came out today in the Punch newspapers to deny the story, claiming that his father was just resting. http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20070327145050

my point is, about 3 weeks to election: all sorts of abnormalities are being observed, Validation has not been done, INEC is in disarray, court tussles between contestants, I sincerely pray we have a smooth election that will not result in blood bath.

I have my reservations and doubts on this coming election. The Ad presidential candidate is out cold in a coma for the past three days. you guys know elections will be cancelled if any presidential candidate dies. this is becoming unusual. Whats happening Nigeria?

my God. This has eaten deeply into his blood, _{shakes head in pity}. May it not happen to you Seun. Do you have a girlfriend at all?

Wow, I am quite surprised at this new development. @ seun and Mypeace: You guys really think if dating couples are not married, they are free to roam and do as they like? Gosh! This must be the new Liberation movement you are forming here. Well just so you know, while chatting with her again yesterday, a friend of mine who works for CelTel came around. I mentioned it casually to her that my friend was around and wanted to say hi( i actually gave him the gist). She asked me to go ahead and give him her ID. they soon commenced chatting. I had to go out then. My friend later called me at night to inform me that she fixed a date with him for this weekend and asked him not to tell me! , Just after a few minutes of chatting online with someone she does'nt know! Now Seun, Mypeace, you call that a normal thing to do? You tell me

Funny thing. Talk of the devil. The girl just came online now and buzzed me. Unfortunately I have not received enough advice on what to do yet. I guess i will just hang on until you guys send your comments. Lemme go flirt some more

i get ur drift cute-ass. Your position is very clear on this and I must say am impressed that a Female could come up with such a stand. I already assumed females would forever find excuses to side themselves. You might be suprised at what other girls might have to say. As for the guys, you understand my position better. What do you think?

:oESKIMOS,

when i smoke garri, my brain processes at 10million Gigabytes per sec,
my thinking is at a frequency of 5million Megaherzt,
I move at twice the speed of light,
I Travel to China, Japan And Tokyo in one night,
I BECOME SUPERMAN

If you are in my shoes, what would you do? Let me briefly paint the scenario for you guys:

a couple of weeks ago, a friend(cousin) of mine came to my office to show me his new laptop. I then proceeded to install some of the programs i had for him. When i was through, he asked me to instal Yahoo Messenger on it too. He came with his girlfriend(fiancee) and introduced her to me. She was a little bit distant that day and did not pay much attention to us, but i got all the details supplied about her to me including her messenger ID. I added her to my contacts soon after. A few days ago she accepted my request to add her, not knowing who i was.

Last week, she came online and to my surprise buzzed me.Before i could respond, she asked 'asl?'.i realized she did not recognize me and decided to have some fun. we started chatting, and before you could say Jack Robinson she fell like a pack of cards, sent me her pix immediately, sent her number asking me to call her so we can arrange where to meet, promising me she would be worht my while, and so on. I was amused at how she just fell for a supposed stranger. Told her i was in Lag. she still insisted she wuld make it there(she's in Jos).

Right now, I have every info about her and its an obvious conclusion that she is an easy catch or 'lay' as some would say. Now wise folks, think hard. put yourself in all positions. What is the ideal thing to do? Identify myself to the girl and warn her? Go directly to my cousin and inform him? Let sleeping dogs lie? Make your input please.

If u are sincere wyt urself, u'd know that paying tithe is just as important as giving to the needy. giving to the needy instead of paying ur tithe should only arise if you cannot spare any other funds from your resources to do that. In other words, you are broke, with your tithe in your hand, and someone needs help. Then you can go right ahead and i beleive God will be pleased with you.

@ nigeriana:
true enuff i must say. One should not be too flimsy with important info if they can not be substantiated. Since you stay in Abuja, Perharps a visit to our facility will convince you? If you need more info lemme know.

Coloba, Coloba. Your story sounds pathetic to a lot of folks here 'cos its new hearing from the horse's own mouth and thats why its resulting only in pity, which i must say is not enuff. I work with Innovative Biotech Ltd. you can visit our website at www.innovativebiotechng.com. My company is all about HIV/AIDS. We are championing the cause for the development of an HIV vaccine in africa and the cure. If i should begin to tell you issues on this virus, you will understand what global politics is all about and how we in Africa are the scape goat for the developed nations. Point is, a cure for AIDS is not a problem at all.There is a cure for it, but i can tell you authoritatively that it has been suppressed so that initial investment  expended [which runs into billions of dollars] can be recouped by pharmaceutical companies. Thats why it is still circulated that there is no cure.

Well enuff intro. I want to give you some good news.
1. You dont have AIDS, not yet anyway
2. You will not have AIDS, if you dont want to and if you work at it
3. People have been healed, cleansed of HIV

one is only diagnosed of AIDs when the CD4 count of the person is less than 200. the normal count is about 1500. these are the WBC's that help in fighting disease causing organisms in the blood. The lower the CD4 count, the more exposed the body is to diseases that kill, even the simplest of them.

now the good news is that you can maintain your CD4 for as long as possible and never come down with AIDS. How?
We have discovered from unofficial research here that a certain supplement which we give to patients, surprisingly boosts the immune response of the body. Patients have walked in here with a CD4 of less than 5, certified AIDS patients proper, more or less about to drop but after taking these supplements, the change is dramatic. they rapidly regain their CD4. This is not to say they have been cured, but they were kinda regenerated.

Now i dont know what your financial staus is, but i guess any help at this stage will be welcome. If you wouldnt mind, i can buy this supplements and send to you .See it as my minute contribution to your good health sustainance. will give you more info should you need it.

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Now let me talk as a christian, not a scientist.
You can be healed. You will be healed. it is normal to have doubts. thats only being human and God understands. Just believe He can do it. Your faith may be as little as a mustard seed, but its enuff for Him. Indeed your testimony will be posted here for all to rejoice. Thats the spirit brother! that is faith!
Dont compromise. Trust in the Lord. Live as normal as you can. Help others. Be kind. Be prayerful. Appreciate God always.
one day you will just go for the test again and it will be negative. Cheers my brother!!!love you

@poster. A thread has been created on this topic already. Am sure you'll find some info there. Have a great day by clicking on this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-44159.0.html

Told u guys he was back. Ask him what he brought back,

While you guys are here drolling, Tornados or wateva just arrived with his first set og goods from China! Guess what they are

Hey!but why are you guys taking this with such levity? We'r talking witches here people. You guys are driving Tornador out of his thread with all these jokes. Lets be serious abeg! @ poster, don't mind them. Enuff witches for you at cheap rates. Problem is even when you are thru with them, they won't be thru with you. You wanna take that risk? If you are up to it, state it clearly, then serious minded witches and grand wizards too will start popping up, not on this thread, but on your doorsteps! Last time i checked though, Abacha, fela and okadibo were their victims. Adua yar'a was close to being one too. So, brother, talk now or forever hold your peace!

Thanks. Time will be the judge.

Are you a vet doc.? "nyways, can't beat a dog to bring a bark out of it. Well, if there's really no solution to it as you say, i guess he'l just perform his pet functions and forget about being around for security reasons. Not conclusive yet sha as you might be suprised what some indigenous strategy might do as compared to western methods. Looks like you don dey forget say remote control dey for africa? thanks anyway. any tips on dog training?

Is dat really true? dogs are s'posed to bark ain't they? Its like you have a child that stammers, it sure does have a remedy. its not as if te child is dumb. after all, the dog wimpers, growls and kinda shrieks too. Someone just told me a local therapy is to cut a strand off the Dogs hair and mix it with his food to eat. this is sposed to make it aggressive. Dont see any sense in that1 but what the hell! I'll do it and see. Suggestions people?