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PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION
SUBJECT: EFEMENA

1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips,
2. SOCIOLOGICAL: Likes being in a crowd, mixes easily, minor complex problem
3. BEHAVIORAL TRAITS: Laffs easily, gets angry easily. Wild temper wen angry. 4gives easily too. Has a remote tendency to be snobbish. Loves dancing, singing too but has a horrible voice. Yet to decipher if you are stingy or generous

Ok. Tell me am not ryt?

Better and bera! So u guys actually have a 'working' relationship? Studio Vs Efe? Gosh! And here I was thinking u guys shared the same ermm

@Cynthony
Am still trying to ascertain your real status as a person. I'l tell u who u really are after one more psot from you. Mind u, I dont diss,yab or blabber. Am a pscycologist that will tell you things u neva knew about yourself

@Efe
Woteva the comment, I dont take any offense, and yes, I wld have said the same thing. Curiously, I had a feeling you,d be the first to comment. And must u check the profile of evry poster? Still waiting for Studio,

Some folks cld be so predictable. Sincerely, I was going thru the posts of others in my leisure time, cracking up on some and gagging on others, and I noticed 3 people seem to always have a comment on every other persons post:
1. Efemena
2. Studio Cfr
3. Clemcykul

I dint make that post for fun. Just wanted to test a theory on predictability of humans. Efemena, you are the first guinea pig(sorry, just a lab term) to respond and prove the theory right. I expect Studio and Clemcy to follow suit. Its gonna be very hard for them not to, especially after knowing this is a test!

(girls), What if you were a boy?
(guys), What if you had boobs to flaunt?
(married), What if you had a ho?
WHAT IF?

Does itinclude the batteries? If yes, what rating? we can talk better.08036442235, bonziekay@yahoo.com

bestinfo:
complete ku band equipment: HN7000S MODEM, 2W BUC, LNB, 30m Cable for sale at Akure in Ondo State, for 100k.
its working perfectly.

@ bestinfo. Send ur details to bonziekay@yahoo.com or call 08036442235. Am looking to get KU band equipment HNS modem, 1.2m dish with accompanying buc.lnb

Try using Mozalla firefox. Seems to be the only one whose 'submit' button works, though it takes a mighty long time to show the result. Gud luck.

Take the following steps:
1. Pretend to flow with the goat of a man until u extract enuff funds to travel out and start a new life
2. Arrange ur trip
3. Call ur sis and tell her what happened.
4. Jet out fast
5. Pray your sister eventually forgives you but dont return for the next ten years.

Happens. We all blame the devil. Let him who thinketh he stands well be wary, he might fall soon.

I'd like to sell off my Honda Academy 98 model. You know, the big one with wide hips? I mean backside. oh. No agents, no delay, instant pick up. its fully automatic so Manual lovers can skit. Excellent condition, Army green color, cream interior in very good condition, body in good shape, alloy wheels, engine without problem. Its my own car so I can tell you all you need to know.

Interested buyers call moi:
08036442235
08051779562

by the way, am in Abuja and ride goes for N850k. No less. Dont call to negotiate pls.

pix can be available on request.

Bank PHB is 3.3 mil per annum, tax and pension pay inclusive,

@sw, I dont think that info is correct. Oceanic does NOT PAY 4.4 mil. Pls get your facts right and dont post wat is untrue. We are talking about FRESH GRADUATE PAY PACKET.

@goodson
Diamond pays 178,000 to GRADUATES? After tax deductions and compulsory pension contributions? Common,

Bank PHB? are your facts right? . thought Zenith was on top?

Hi. Anyone with info on how much Diamond, Zenith, Oceanic and Intercontinental Banks pay fresh graduates should share please. Info urgently needed. I beleive these are the top 4 banks in Nigeria?

Thanks

@all,
Thnx for the comments and advice
Am really worried cos its kinda a very tough decision to make.

The company has prospects i think. but they are doing real bad now. previous salaries have been via loans. now loans have stopped coming in.

Very scary especially if you have given over two years to a company.

Hi. What would you do if your company is owing you five months salary plus leave allowance (since november 2007) and not saying anything about it? We are all suffering in silence as staff. Do you think its better to quit(without prospect of any job in sight) or to remain with the company(in blind faith that all will be well). Pl advice

@Seun
Not necessarily. In the event that women were non-existent, there surely would have been other means of procreation! Most men either blame the devil or women for their misfortunes, and yet, its said that behind every successful man, there is definately a woman. Yet, more of the blame go to the women folk than not. Me thinks women, if 'tamed' are the best thing that will happen to man, Subject to criticism ofcourse!

, and God created WOMAN out of MAN,
, Since then, God and man have never rested.

Do you think this is true? Would man do better without woman? Will the world be a better place without women?
Take a minute. Think. Lets hear your objective opinion. Be real!


Happy Val to you all! Have good fun.

You guys are still analysing here when the match has started? Omotoyossi just scored the first goal of the match. Nig:0, Benin:1. The referee is about to blow the final whistle, any moment from now. Dont worry guys, you'l watch the replay at 6.00pm. Mikel is already in London

Thanks kenex.
This is getting clearer now. In other words I cannot clear goods myself. I have to employ the services of a clearing agent?

Hello. I need advise from NL users that have the experience pls:

Am about to order some goods from Japan and China. How do I get collect them at the ports? I have never cleared any item before so I dont even have the faintest idea on what to expect. All I'v heard is how goods get missing, and how custom officers size containers and cratess demanding money before release and some confisticated even for good. I'd like to be well informed before placing my orders.

Any info on this will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks

For Kazey:

You are with Nairahost I gather. I'v gone thru your site and its cool. i have this website that I'd like to be hosted by Nairahost using the Premium package. What does it entail? Note, what I require is 1. A domain name for the site and 2. Your hosting the site.

I also noticed your account name for payment is the same as Mcreal.nets? Are you guys one and the same? I thot they were your rival in the field?

pls send the needed info to bonziekay@yahoo.com

sweden 1: nija 0

sweden 1: nija 0

0:0
2ND HALF COMMENCING

HIGHLIGHTS OF 1ST HALF:
The referee brings the first half to an end.

45' +2' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Sweden.

45' +2' Nigeria effort on target is saved.

41' Nigeria concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Sweden player.

36' Sweden swing in the corner.

35' Sweden take a corner kick.

35' Sweden swing in the corner.

35' MBACHU (in) comes off the bench to replace IGBO (out) (Nigeria)

34' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

34' Sweden take a corner kick.

34' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Nigeria.

34' Sweden effort on target is saved.

33' Sweden commit a foul.

32' Nigeria effort goes wide of the target.

31' Sweden are denied by the post.

30' Sweden swing in the corner.

30' Sweden are penalised following a foul.

29' Sweden are ruled offside.

27' Sweden concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Nigeria player.

26' Nigeria commit a foul.

23' Sweden are caught offside.

23' Sweden take a corner kick.

23' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

22' Nigeria have a shot blocked.

21' Nigeria swing in the corner.

21' Nigeria take a corner kick.

20' Sweden are ruled offside.

19' Sweden have a shot blocked.

19' Nigeria are penalised following a foul.

17' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Nigeria.

17' Sweden effort on target is saved.

16' Sweden are caught offside.

14' Sweden are ruled offside.

12' SJÖGRAN (Sweden) is booked by the referee.

12' Sweden concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Nigeria player.

11' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Sweden.

11' Nigeria effort on target is saved.

10' Sweden commit a foul.

9' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

5' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

4' Nigeria effort goes wide of the target.

4' Nigeria swing in the corner.

3' Nigeria take a corner kick.

2' Sweden are denied by the post.

The match kicks off.

HALF TIME. GOOD GAME SO FAR SCORELINE:0:0

HIGHLIGHTS:
The referee brings the first half to an end.

45' +2' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Sweden.

45' +2' Nigeria effort on target is saved.

41' Nigeria concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Sweden player.

36' Sweden swing in the corner.

35' Sweden take a corner kick.

35' Sweden swing in the corner.

35' MBACHU (in) comes off the bench to replace IGBO (out) (Nigeria)

34' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

34' Sweden take a corner kick.

34' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Nigeria.

34' Sweden effort on target is saved.

33' Sweden commit a foul.

32' Nigeria effort goes wide of the target.

31' Sweden are denied by the post.

30' Sweden swing in the corner.

30' Sweden are penalised following a foul.

29' Sweden are ruled offside.

27' Sweden concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Nigeria player.

26' Nigeria commit a foul.

23' Sweden are caught offside.

23' Sweden take a corner kick.

23' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

22' Nigeria have a shot blocked.

21' Nigeria swing in the corner.

21' Nigeria take a corner kick.

20' Sweden are ruled offside.

19' Sweden have a shot blocked.

19' Nigeria are penalised following a foul.

17' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Nigeria.

17' Sweden effort on target is saved.

16' Sweden are caught offside.

14' Sweden are ruled offside.

12' SJÖGRAN (Sweden) is booked by the referee.

12' Sweden concede a free-kick following a challenge on a Nigeria player.

11' A shot is blocked by the goalkeeper of Sweden.

11' Nigeria effort on target is saved.

10' Sweden commit a foul.

9' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

5' Sweden effort goes wide of the target.

4' Nigeria effort goes wide of the target.

4' Nigeria swing in the corner.

3' Nigeria take a corner kick.

2' Sweden are denied by the post.

The match kicks off.

@ n-guage. can u send the link

tnx all. Sultan i think u are ryt. Mech just confirmed there\s dirt/water in the fuel. A lot of it. Tnx

Tnx viperman

none whatsoever.

hello guys!
Would appreciate if anyone with expert auto intuition and experience help me out on this.
I'v got a Honda Academy 98 model, american specs, All round automatic and in great shape.
Two days a go I noticed that while cruising at a steady speed, it will of its own accord slacken speed and then surge forward again all by itself. it does this continuously. from a speed of 100km/h it could suddenly surge to 120km/h. I dont know what could be wrong and I dont want to call a mechanic yet without having an idea of what the problem is. You all know mechanics and how they can finish a car!

So there. Anyone with the same experience? Any info? Thanks a bunch.

Hi. What TV channels are showing the Tournament live? Anybody please?

Nope folks. .ng sites are still down as at posting time