Aieboocaar:
[size=14pt]kazaure pls come and take back your Green card biko!! Gimme my 3045naira complete.[/size]

make dem gimme 3k I dash dem d 45 naira. Weting make me go resign for work sef, now na me dey ask my people any news from NYSC?

Precious91:
Wow...we have lots of babies on nairaland.You just come here and give stupid infos trying to get into the skin of genuine pcms.

Why can't we all be patient naFine,NYSC is delaying so many things,but that's not the end of the world.We youths are here complaining whereby NYSC is complacent.It shows this nation as a failed one with everyone doing whatever he/she deems fit.I know in working systems,by now the DG would have been fired.

Let us relax,please.If camp should open this weekend and you faint during the drills,something more nasty may happen.You all need your health in check.I am in the stream,but am tired of allowing it get at me.Whatever happens,ts all for good.

bros if u re ok eating from ur parents I'm not any longer,.I need to move forward, even deaf and dumb plus blind will know something is wrong wth NYSC and u expect us to just RELAX??

Please as we go to church today, let 80% of ur prayer point be on NYSC,..if ur church refuse to give prayer point u can use dis as ur prayer...
1. My father my father any form of delay in my life cause by NYSC die by fire(speak in tongues)
2. Any man standing against issuing fund or whatever d reason, pack well in Jesus name.
3. Lastly pray for a favorable state of Deployment,,..
Some body shout Hallelujah..happy sunday

Wealthgang:

Keep calm. U'll still priint ur letters n go to camp. When it comes to timing, NYSC n most govt parastatals always delay.

Or u think NYSC always get their timing correct to d last second? Latest by next wk u'll print ur letters n u can come quote me.
Nobody said u're an illiterate. Cheers!

. Bros are u aware that both stream 1 and 11 are suppose to print their CUL same day? Why do you think it wasn't so...they sent a definite text for some PCM indicating they should print on the 13th, and sent to another set of PCM an indifinite text on when to print (you will be notify when to print) and now thy have made all the PCM on indefinate day to print CUL,...and all you can deduce from all this is that we should relax, I think you should relax and let us make NYSC know how we are feeling....tanx for ur concern though.

Goldenboy842:
Please has anyone printed Cup?

CUL don turn CUP ,,,sure say water no dey hungry u?? NYSC abeg oooo

At this juncture I give up, except somebody beg me.

Worst part is that all my parent Friends children got the stream 1, I don't even know how to explain again, don't even know which date to give dem again,..NYSC na beg we dey go o

Twinkle004:
Gud mrng guys, let's be patient with nysc but I know btw nw & tuesday CUL wil be out

so how do u want us to explain that to our parents or love ones

I no go talk anything till tomoro, the DG go shock how we go take get him number, the words him go hear ehn....till.tomoro

weareus:
A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving.
Right inside the school when the exam was on going,a gal who was looking gorgeous was 'cutting eye' for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look.
The guy went straight to the girl to find out what her problem was.
It was Maths, so the corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question.
After the exam, the Corper wanted to chat up with the girl
"do u think i'm a prostitute? The girl answered rudely. All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo, that's my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!....
The corper said: "do you think I studied Mathematics in the University?
Mtcheeeew!!! all those answers I gave to you were fake!"
The Girl slumped...

Lol and chill out guys... Ease the tension...WeAreUs..we are together in this

bros u sure laugh go gree come, u want make dem swear for me for house here? Anyway if I print CUL tomoro I go laugh

Why is nysc behaving like dis na, some are getting dates some are not, it took me time to even explain to dad what stream 2 means(that is if he even believes) now ve told dem today I ll print my CUL, still thinking of how to let them know its tomoro again...

Some people are wicked o, why consume all his time, nd u feel Nothing for him, how do u want him to find another girl then...keep eating till d food choke u

PHATE007:
Vanguard News Nigeria http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/orientation-exercise-nysc-denies-postponment-stream-2-2016-batch/






By Caleb Ayansina
ABUJA - The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Wednesday, denied a rumour peddling through the social media that it had cut short the ongoing orientation exercise for the 2016 Batch 'A' by shifting the stream two till the end of the year, due to scarcity of fund.
The NYSC Director of Press and Public Relation, Mrs Abosede Aderibigbe debunked the rumours in an exclusive phone interview with Vanguard in Abuja.
Aderibigbe described the report as unfounded and a clear misrepresentation of the truth, spreading around by the enemies of the scheme.
According to her, the exercise is on course as scheduled by the scheme, urging the general public to disregarded the report.
"It is not true, we have not postponed the stream 2 till the end of this year as speculated. The scheme is on course. People should disregard the report," she clarified.
Aderibigbe called on the prospective and serving corps members not take information as regards to the scheme's activities from the social media.

wrong topic, nysc never said they postponding anything.....so don't say they deny

MemphisDepay:
baba how far ? Only two stateS poped up during the course of my registration back then. Hope there is no qualm whatsoever? Since I was able to print my green card, I feel I have no problem, what do u feel? Is there anybody in stream1 that is in my shoe too?

did u register late? U don't even have problem, even those wth four states of choice were not posted to any of the states,

VillageGOAT:
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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
change will not come if we wait for some other person or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for, we are the change that we seek - BARACK OBAMA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail - WOLE SOYINKA
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket - NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america go come back as corn beef - NAIJA PROVERBS
.



[b] SHORT JOKES
1) A woman reporting to the police
WOMAN- sir, my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he is not back up till now
INSPECTOR JOHNNY- Why not cook something else abi, or is it only potatoes you like to eat?

2) Johnny knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called johnny, his clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can i help you? The madam asked, ''i want onome'' Johnny replied, ''Young man, onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else?''. No, i must see onome, johnny replied.

Just then, onome appeared and announced to johnny that she charges 50,000 naira per visit, johnny never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her 50,000 naira, and the two went up to a room for an hour and johnny calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again demanding onome, onome explained that no one had ever come back two night and that there was no discount. it was still 50,000 naira... Again johnny took out the money and gave her and the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When johnny showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it, again he handed onome the money and up to the room they went. After one hour, onome questioned johnny, she said ''no one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row... Where are you from?
Johnny replied ''i am from warri'', ''Really''? Replied onome. ''i have a brother who lives there and does business''
''yes, i know'' onome said, Johnny replied '' he gave me 150,000 naira to give to you''

ONOME FAINTED

.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

why is my monika not there, please include it to avoid quarrel...and u use my name for ur joke

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
3 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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marvluv
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amodu
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fraih
jubrealguy
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rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
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bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
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trenlog
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aleora
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andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
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senesco
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jico87
skydweller
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MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail - WOLE SOYINKA
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket - NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america go come back as corn beef - NAIJA PROVERBS
.



[b] SHORT JOKES
1) A woman reporting to the police
WOMAN- sir, my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he is not back up till now
INSPECTOR JOHNNY- Why not cook something else abi, or is it only potatoes you like to eat?

2) Johnny knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called johnny, his clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can i help you? The madam asked, ''i want onome'' Johnny replied, ''Young man, onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else?''. No, i must see onome, johnny replied.

Just then, onome appeared and announced to johnny that she charges 50,000 naira per visit, johnny never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her 50,000 naira, and the two went up to a room for an hour and johnny calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again demanding onome, onome explained that no one had ever come back two night and that there was no discount. it was still 50,000 naira... Again johnny took out the money and gave her and the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When johnny showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it, again he handed onome the money and up to the room they went. After one hour, onome questioned johnny, she said ''no one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row... Where are you from?
Johnny replied ''i am from warri'', ''Really''? Replied onome. ''i have a brother who lives there and does business''
''yes, i know'' onome said, Johnny replied '' he gave me 150,000 naira to give to you''

ONOME FAINTED

.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

why is my monika not appearing, and u even use my name for ur joke....abeg put my name to avoid quarrel

Gwazah:

Gbam!!
this country is a zoo where everything is possible.
above all is the fact that every of my frnds I call is in stream2 all my frnds I know, then I begin to wonder who and who is in stream 1

stream 1 is supposed to contain about 60 to 70% corp members, because all states don't do stream 2, but almost all my frnds are in stream 2

overboard:


Are you like going to record a band/sessionsmen? You need a major setup for that if it will all be tracked real-time but if you are doing overdubs, its appreciably easier.

Please specify and/or expatiate but generally, you'll require a trully solid computer in the range of an Core I7... for PC or a Mac. Any DAW from Pro Tools to Cubase, Logic or Studio One will do with a soundcard that comes with many I/Os i.e. Avid HD, Presonus 192, MOTU 24I/O... most especially if you are tracking drums realtime... For your bass/guitars (and voice if you like), preamps will go along way in giving a well rounded sound for mixing.

Let's know better details sha.

pls drop me ur contact sir

Please I need lots of info from u guys...I'm a music producer, and recently awarded a contract for a live music production of which I ve not done before...please I need informatiom regarding the type of soundcard, Computer system, Mixer and other logistics that I can use to achieve a good sound and music...thanks

A.

LIES, no sane humans can do that, they can even pretend but not ending after one week, moreover no court will want to dissolve such marraige, atleast not less than a month

She doesn.t feel any thing for u bro, any girl dat feels something for u, no matter how bad u woo her, she ll still find a way to say yes

What most ladies don't understand is that love is not sex, when u sex wth ur guy too much, he thinks u can't do wthout sex, wen ever he is away from u and u are not reachable he thinks u are sleeping wth anothr man, when ever he finds u chating or laughing wth another guy he thinks u might also be having sex wth him, stay away from sex in relationship, define ur relationship and always pray....don't think of quiting sex from ur relationship wen u ve already started it, d guy will only think u re sleeping wth another person, or vise versa......its Mr Gold

I was giving a gal some of my lines at the front of my house and collected her number, she said the boy frnd is coming nd I shud go cos if he meets het wth me he will slap her I shock ..My mouth still open till now..

mamawin:
I wish my mum good health above everything.

amen

Make A wish for ur mum and put her pix if possible....you can also write a short poem for her..I wish ma mum long life and gud health so she can reap the fruit of her labours from we her children...luv u mum.

.

I ve being wth my ex for five years and one day she just called me and said the love is not there anymore, I don't feel anything for u anymore, I agreed and we parted, I did the needful blocking her on all my social network, I later found out she was dating someone else, it didn't border me dat much I concentrated on what gives me joy, music,....a year later she called dat she wanted us to talk we met, and she was complaining of her guy cheating, not proud of her and d rest, all I culd say is "eyah" at d end I asked her what does she Want me to do, she said we shud come back togeda again, omo I was feeling like Rambo, I told her NO dat am in a serious relationship her eyes was filled wth tears, while my heart was filled wth joy...
Weting concern dis my writeup wth OP topic sef, I too talk

.

Morning family, pls you all shud ignore those rumours of postponding the stream 2,..some dat didn.t pay the 3k during registration ve collected their CUL from their skul, and resumption date for the camp remains 21 of may 2016 on their CUL

olasesi:


What's the Green Card, and are these the official requirements?
Thanks

are u sure u re a prospective Corp member? Or u finding out for ur babe

Morning family, pls you all shud ignore those rumours of postponding the stream 2,..some dat didn.t pay the 3k during registration ve collected their CUL from their skul, and resumption date for the camp remains 21 of may 2016 on their CUL