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PrinxArthur1:
Girlfriend : I'm hungry

Boyfriend : What would you like to eat?

Girlfriend : I don't know.

Boyfriend: Should I get you Pizza?

Girlfriend : No

Boyfriend : What Should I buy, then?

Girlfriend : Nothing!! I don't know!

Boyfriend : But you said you're hungry

Girlfriend : Yes, I'm hungry! *starts crying*

Boyfriend : Do you want Plantain?

Girlfriend : No!!

IF you think this relationship is fun or you behave like this, you're an 1diot.
IF your gir|friend behaves like this and you're comfortab|e with it, you're a b1gger 1diot

Re|ationship is for expressing love and respect. Not an avenue to disp|ay madness.

Simpish chat.

This guy got no better thing to do with his time??

She's not yours, she belongs to the street.

Don't try to change a hoe. Why?

You can't change a running system. I pity guys that still runs after these girls

LadyRosa:
Peter Obi can never ever be the president of Nigeria.He should channel his frustrations somewhere else.

Nigeria is a dilapidated state that will never work.Lol!Talk about throwing a magic wand to reverse a taboo.Is he ok?!

One major characteristic that defines Nigeria is bad leadership,that's it's merit and it's pretty much working for me.

So much money doing illegit business.Now, that's the way I want it to remain.

Make him go rest abeg.

So looking for hope at the end of tunnel is now a sin?

Should the trend continue like this?
How dare you speak so vile against a country just because of your own personal gain.


If anything is bad, does that mean the people should not strike for ways to make this country better and desirable to live in?
Do you not have a conscience at all?

Buhari don make people dey thing on a Colorado level. Nice call out

Rest and stop lying to sell your market LarryKing

LordReed:
Not really. I wanted you to access the BIOS so you can run a HDD test to see if the problem is really the HDD or to open the laptop to check the HDD cable.

Okay, how do I access the Bios?

LordReed:
Looks like your harddrive has problems, either it is damaged somehow or the connecting cable is faulty. Do you know how to access the BIOS?

Nop. But its something I can do a quick fix on right?

ebab:
Your location pls

Ogun State

HarlequinLekex:
Which computer skills do doctors and pharmacists need the most?

Pharmacist- Data Analysis

Good day, guys.
I have an issue with my system, and I'd be glad if I could get help here

It's a Lenovo ThinkPad Edge-Core 13, and when I tried turning it on some time ago, it brought a screen display I can't explain or navigate my way out of. I shut down the computer back in an unconventional way.

Then I tried putting it on after (way after), and it worked. Did that one more time. Still worked

Now it's been back to the abysmal display this hot afternoon again. I don't know what's wrong and how to navigate my way out of it.

I'll appreciate it if anyone who has faced a similar issue knows what's wrong. And then engineers in the house too, help you guy

These are the images

BlackHawk202:
Then put your money where your mouth is, dude

Dumb comment. Expected

BlackHawk202:
nope, I think your intellectually capacity is actually low, compared to mine. Honestly, for someone who claims to know alot to come here and drop blunders, it goes to show that Youths of this country are ignorant of the fact that they're lazy folks who don't know shit, exactly what the president said. How is sex pleasurable and how does it improve one's health? You failed to give any tangible answer with hard evidence to back up your claim, instead challenging me to go and search for answers on Google. I could tell a little boy that the earth is flat, and without anything to backup my claim, tell him to confirm on Google. There are many answers that would confirm my claim to him, despite it being false.

no, that would be you! Oh, perhaps we've got ourselves a biologist? You're one huh? You damn bug! Like mammals, other organism engage in sexual and asexual act to REPRODUCE. Micro organism like amoeba, hydra, paramecium, fungi etc all engage in sexual reproduction one way or the other. Animals from pisces, amphibians, reptiles, etc, like mammals, engage in the act but its been recorded nowhere that it's because of the pleasures, which you've failed to prove even exists in the first place. It is instead to breed! Nothing else. Animals and plants engage in sexual and asexual acts to reproduce, nothing else!

I've addressed this in my first paragraph. You're the ignorant one here.


In the Bible, God said to man. Go and replenish the earth...... through reproduction, no? The likes of condom and other completely demonic stuffs that could stop women from conceiving when they engaged in sexual acts with men didn't exist untill a century ago.
So OBVIOUSLY women were bound to conceive, meaning they apparently didn't engage in sexual activities except to reproduce. If you think degrading me or my plans would make me back down, then I'm sorry to burst your bubble. Every Nigerian youth, including you would be made to realize that you've been brainwashed into thinking sex isn't just for reproduction. Every youth and teen will NOT engage in sex unless they plan to reproduce. This is my goal


Bold of you to make a statement like this. Have you read your reply? Did you even go through it? Pls do and compare it with mine. I'm sure you'd be surprised when within after the comparison, you conclude "within" you that your epistle is the dumbęst and uneducated stuff you've read on this forum

Not to justify anything being said here but damn!

Why gloat in your own ignorance?
People that had sex multiple times said its pleasureable, you that you are a celibate says its not.

Who's fooling herself here if not you?

So people that have said without the aim of reproduction, you think they'll pay money to have it if it they are not deriving pleasure from it?


I'm a Pharmacy student and I can list more than 10 health benefits of sex
Why not seek knowledge before coming on a public forum to bant.

If you are as good as you claim, know you hardly get good pricing on nairaland.

Wow. This was a nice read. You hit the nail on the head

Omo

Kafrida:
Smh. That's why the poor remains poor. What if i said this month i've paid 800k in wages to Nairalanders working with me ?

What's the deal Chief?

Fineman1759:
You can use your small data to be a telegram moderator they can pay you 0.5 bnb weekly, which is like 200$ weekly

It’s easy, and I can send you samples of how it works

My friends earn from it

Although it requires lots of reading

Boss. I'll like to know more about this too. Can I DM you?

Daxyd4realzy:
I understand you are 23, but you are no longer a kid... Try and grow up and leave woman matter for now. Face your life and brace up

Leave am make e dey pursue woman up and down.

Energy wey e suppose use do other important things o.

classicben3:
So you collected job you can't do coming here to find who to give pinut

The two ways you can go far in life

1) don't assume
2) Always mind your business

If you stray away from these two principles, I'm sorry for you.

I need a blockchain programmer who can fork OlympusDAO for a quick job


Please message me on WhatsApp or drop your contact here

Highman56:
Hahaha u Neva go d programming section.u go still see suffering pipul choke there.

Probably they are not as good as they claim or they just have a problem with marketing themselves

It's no news that the larger percentage of Nigerians are grossly unemployed.

I'm a Wifi-Preneur and Blockchain writer, and anytime I visit the job section of Nairaland, I see the desperation a lot have gone through/ going through simply on the quest that they want to work and get paid for their efforts

Many spend their time and resources going to school, and at the end of it all, they end up not getting a well-paid job for the rest of their lives. It's so easy to type "go and start a business" on every job thread you encounter, but as a student businessman myself, omo, e no easy

I was going through different job portals today, and you need to see the demand for programmers and any tech-related skills. It's on a high, and it's getting higher by the day. Employers are literally begging programmers to give them attention even though they'll still pay for their services.

Any programmer that knows his onion should be living the dream rn because the job security, money paid for their services and ease of acceptance is at an all-time high.

If you can have access to a computer, and you have a computer ( if you don't have this, get it even if it means starving yourself for the time being), a roof over your head, constant food, money for subscription, time, consistency and probably money to pay for a certified course.

If you put in 6months of dedication into this or probably lesser than that, I assure you it will be worth it in the end. The demand for tech skills is just so crazy right now, and you'll be paid in dollars.

I wish I had known this earlier myself, but it's not too late.
I'll be learning a tech skill this year myself (so help, me God).

Wholegeria:
I've seen nothing. Drop it here

Sorry about that
08074268137
That's my contact

Wholegeria:
Drop your WhatsApp contact or email

I responded to you DM

Taywon:
0787707659

Access Bank


Thanks in anticipation

Yahoo boy mentality.

Are you the op?
Is the op you?