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Op u look like u,cos u re d u in u.bro u re so handsome in u, don't try to look like ice prince,cos u re fearfully specially and wonderfully made to be u and not ice prince,so pls appreciate d you in you cos u can only be you.

Cutehector:
Ewwwww

I tried to read dis ur post, down-side,up and up-side,down I couldn't understand it,i went on to read it side-side up and right-right down,still couldn't get it,i went on to read it left-right and right-left,still couldn't get d message,then I went on again to read left-left and right right nothing still to understand. Now I know what it means to be clueless.

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I just lyk reading her emotional message cos it always touching and motivating#get well#i miss ur healthy nature



Op above me,did u really want her to hv 5months left on earth?cos it seem u read to confirm ur wish,bt unfortunately is not what u think ur saw.

Note in every non-sense there's always a sense in it,just knw that she is not feeling fine and pray for her or better still get motivated by her emotional message nd draw close to God and always b happy with ur self,cos cos so many just left d earth bt u re alive.that d message tonto is trying to pass.

Hmmmm even d devil will marvel for d kind of wick things men re doing.

Baba we know it's not in ur nature to betray!

We know u have a good heart!

We know u re d best option for now!

We know,even if u can't fulfil all ur campaign promise,we know ur gvt will be far beta that d present administration.

We know d pdp will work against ur gvt!

All I 9ja needs to give u is time and patience,u re tested and trusted,u have done b4 in d past,dis one is not a different case.

Pls let's come together to support,d progress of dis country,so that south africa will know that we have a dear country that is far better that that dia country.

This thread is to provoke an intellectual argument between d male and d female and not to insult any one,let take it cool and gentle plz.

This how it will go!

If u re a guy and u want to defend d guys,all u needs to do,is to comment nd give reason why male re more intelligent than female.

If u re a girl and u want to defend d females,all u needs to do,is to comment nd give reason why female re more intelligent than male.

Note:a girl can also defend d male nd d guys can also defend d female,today is d first sunday of d month,pls let's keep it holy,no insult pls.

As we all know,an intelligent contribution will goes with huge amount of likes and share.

Any blunder is highly regretted as dis post wasn't prof read.

HAPPY FIRST SUNDAY OF MAY TO U ALL.

Some one I dnt even have his number called nd said,I'm Sunday d immigration work is about to start nd I guess hv had contact with u at one redeem church,so I decided to help.then he ask re u done with skul? I said no,then he ask how many years left,i said one,then he ask me to ask family nd friends,then I told him I don't have any,i taught it was a scam then,tho, he sound mature nd he said it ongoing in abuja, pls friends did u think it a scam?tho,i told him I will save his contact for future purpose.

When will the result of the presidential election be release?like how many days will it takes?

Some one should pls help me with d best site on TV application on andriod phone.

Op,it easy,all u need to do is,take ur bath in d night,have a nice meal then go to bed early latest 9pm mk sure u dnt exceed that time,set ur phone on alarm to wake up 3;30 a.m,when it time just wake up,use 15 mins to pee,clear ur eye for beta concentration,then take a glass of water,bro u re free to go.it work,make sure u read for about 2hours or 2hours 30mins,do that continually every day till it get use to u,it work,believe me u will b motivated to read,cos d weather will b cool to read nd ur brain will b at it best to capture and assimilate thing,it works for me,have help a lot off pple with this,believe me u will thank me lata,or if u Wana enjoy any reading make sure u have a nice sleep first,if it afternoon,immediately u hv ur nap just take a glass of water and read for like 1hour,all u read will enter .thanks

What do u expect from a government who say stealing is not a corruption?

Vote wisely comes march 28,that all I can say.


VOTE BUHARI

Yea,it will be a disaster for him nd his country,because they will no longer have influence on d government. More so,they guy is entitle of his own opinion,but I must say,his opinion doesn't count because it won't stop Jonathan from losing this election.

We the citizen of Nigeria have decided to go for change,we are tired of dis PDP uncommon transformation,where only d rich keep transforming..

We need CHANGE,and that is final.

Vote BUHARI

VOTE APC

VOTE GOOD GOVERNANCE.

Girls can b so deceptive,if u mistake all this dia smile for green light, na one chance u enter b that.

Op na die u deh,see ur topic name self,from d grave. Idiot,d death and the living have nothing in common!

Only fool like u,will believe the fact that Buhari is d sponsor of Boko haram,if Nigeria couldn't equip our military to fight boko haram,I mean a whole nation couldn't provide equipment to fight boko haram,how on earth will one man sponsor boko haram,who are said to be more equip than our military men?is Buhari richer than Nigeria as a whole?

And why d sudden crush of boko haram?am not against our government winning d boko haram ooo but my question is,what happen to 2 to 3years ago?why didn't they put more effort years back?why must it b few weeks to election?for me,I feel Jonathan have hands in d whole boko haram issue,don't tell me,the inspiration of winning boko haram came few weeks to election.

The display of Jonathan and the way his desperate for power is revealing so many things to people who choose who choose to reason with dia brain.

So from d grave,it either u go die full time and leave d living alone or u beg God for a second chance,so that u will experience a new dimension and CHANGE comes march.

Vote CHANGE


VOTE d GENERAL

VOTE BUHARI

elantraceey:
They know this.

Watch dis girl very well,she might be one of them,cos her respond look too suspicious.

Miss,even if they know this,I guess not every one know this,and the ones that know this,needs some reminder,cos they re desperate gold digger out dia,looking for who to take advantage on.

Guys,please be care with d girls u go out with,cause girls has gone beyond physical way of attracting guys to spiritual way.

Before,I use to doubt stuff like this,not until now. Today my sist childhood friend,called and was crying,she said her boyfriend called her this afternoon,to say he wants to settle down but he can't settle down with her cause she have no university degree,this girl was an intelligent girl when she was young but jamb sha,jamb has bin frustrating her,to cut d long story short,she called to tell my sister that on Monday a friend of her,will b taking her to a native doctor where she did what she use in keep her boyfriend,according to her,she said d friend spend 40k,in buying some spiritual material for d sacrifice.

Like have heard of so many story like this but I use to doubt not until now,thank God she now live in Lagos,the distance between she and my sister is far,like will all know, evil communication corrupt good manner,though have talk to my sister to forget all dis childhood stuff and delete her number,after all,she no longer live in portharcourt where they claim to know each other.

To all d guys in d house,please hold God tight,nowadays girls are going far just to keep men in bondage,u must b spiritually incline with God for such evils not to work on you.

According to d girls,they call it top ur game,guys b wise,hold God strong don't be a skeptic,things like this do happen,the earth has become more immoral to some who choose to get involve in an immoral act.

I know am not perfect,yet I refuse to take pleasure in sin.

Be careful guys.

I'm not good in writing,please pardon any blunder.

D thing tire me self,subscription fee is just to high for that poor signal of a thing

Letter to God
Greetings oh that God of heaven and earth. Your special handmade,Golor lucky wants to specially thank you ma jehovah for the lives of all ma nairaland friends who you have been preserving from every hurt and harm,I couldn't ask for more.
My purpose of writing you this letter(via nairaland)is to humbly beg you Alpha and Omega for the Lives of these persons. Lord,for those;-

-Who are depressed,may them find peace in you;

-Who feel you are far from them,please draw them closer to your warm embrace;

-Who touch people with their status, enrich them with wisdom;

-Who fear about the future,let them see your glory manifest;

-Who are looking for a job, admissions, promotions,opportunities,Visa,green card, good health, true love, happiness e.t.c,please mercifully forgive thy Sin so that your blessings may reach them;

-i could go on lord but you know them better than I do,please grant them all their good heart desire.

Jehovah,please don't look at my unworthiness and grant these request for me.
Also,may we,through social networks make our world a better,conducive and peaceful place. Please extend my humble regards to God the Father (you) the son and the Holy spirit,tell them that I asked all these in their name.

From,your
Lovely Son
Golor Lucky.

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Is it the same God that want CHANGE?God has made up his mind to hear d cry of his children,the devil is even scared of d EVIL d PDP re doing in this country,now d devil also want CHANGE,Nigeria needs and want change,didn't d PDP know that change is d constant thing in LIFE?it a law of nature,so why did d PDP wants to stop d law of nature?is it possible?NO.

BUHARI is d name

CHANGE is d motto

VOTE BUHARI

VOTE CHANGE

VOTE APC

Will my BlackBerry 10 b able to watch d live match?

Is this pix for real?

Kar what? Abeg there's nothing lyk karma.Karma exist in d mind of pple who believe in it.if karma is real,then it has contradict d world of God.their will b no need for God's judgment,cause we must have payed back each sin we committed through karma.

I taught d clueless man said,the girls will b back before d coming election?am still waiting, no need to b in a hurry after all is just few days to election.


Lyk seriously,how will d replace building bring back d girls?As president, all u could offer is to use money to blind fold d one's who wants to b blind folded.

D mind is made up,to vote CHANGE.

Great pple of 9ja,BUHARI is d name.

CHANGE is d motto

Keep clam,why we await d pples GENERAL to come nd take over.

I strongly believe 75 percent of Nigeria wants change,I see no reason why a sane man will vote dis disgraceful government.

Without written much,all I want u to know is that!

BUHARI is the name.

CHANGE is d motto

We need CHANGE is d logo.

I guess mr president nd his wife re celebrating their fitness in preparation for d journey of etouke.

Thank God some of d eastern pple have put away all sentiment to vote for a true leader,im so so happy to hear dis new development.

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI

Vote change.

What I want to add is.

1.The dick,has it own mind.


2.konji knw no misconception.


3.d women pu**y needs a healthier dick.

For me,I think happiness nd joy re one nd same thing,they re both interwine nd interwoven,for u to say they re not thesame,first tell us d difference before concluding they re not thesame.can one b happy without an atom of joy in it?or can one b said to have joy without any expression of happiness?I fill they re just one nd thesame thing.

Now to answer ur question,money brings abt joy nd happiness bt without money they can still b joy nd happiness.

Chai oga jona,it obvious d whole Nigeria is turning against u,im sorry jona bt truth is dat they re turning against u nt because they hate u bt because Nigeria deserve a better leader.

Take HEART mr.presido, we dnt hate u,we only want a leader who will reshape our dear country for both d rich, d poor nd d average Nigeria to live in peace nd harmony.


Vote d pples choice!

Vote buhari

Mr president,if u said it will be difficult to re-elect u dat will b an understatement,say it is impossible to vote u cos of ur mass failure in all area of ur gvt.


Good pple of our dear country,dnt forget march 28 is d day,let us come out massively to vote d pples GeNERAL.

Vote CHANGE

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI.

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