₦airaland Forum

Kar what? Abeg there's nothing lyk karma.Karma exist in d mind of pple who believe in it.if karma is real,then it has contradict d world of God.their will b no need for God's judgment,cause we must have payed back each sin we committed through karma.

I taught d clueless man said,the girls will b back before d coming election?am still waiting, no need to b in a hurry after all is just few days to election.


Lyk seriously,how will d replace building bring back d girls?As president, all u could offer is to use money to blind fold d one's who wants to b blind folded.

D mind is made up,to vote CHANGE.

Great pple of 9ja,BUHARI is d name.

CHANGE is d motto

Keep clam,why we await d pples GENERAL to come nd take over.

I strongly believe 75 percent of Nigeria wants change,I see no reason why a sane man will vote dis disgraceful government.

Without written much,all I want u to know is that!

BUHARI is the name.

CHANGE is d motto

We need CHANGE is d logo.

I guess mr president nd his wife re celebrating their fitness in preparation for d journey of etouke.

Thank God some of d eastern pple have put away all sentiment to vote for a true leader,im so so happy to hear dis new development.

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI

Vote change.

What I want to add is.

1.The dick,has it own mind.


2.konji knw no misconception.


3.d women pu**y needs a healthier dick.

For me,I think happiness nd joy re one nd same thing,they re both interwine nd interwoven,for u to say they re not thesame,first tell us d difference before concluding they re not thesame.can one b happy without an atom of joy in it?or can one b said to have joy without any expression of happiness?I fill they re just one nd thesame thing.

Now to answer ur question,money brings abt joy nd happiness bt without money they can still b joy nd happiness.

Chai oga jona,it obvious d whole Nigeria is turning against u,im sorry jona bt truth is dat they re turning against u nt because they hate u bt because Nigeria deserve a better leader.

Take HEART mr.presido, we dnt hate u,we only want a leader who will reshape our dear country for both d rich, d poor nd d average Nigeria to live in peace nd harmony.


Vote d pples choice!

Vote buhari

Mr president,if u said it will be difficult to re-elect u dat will b an understatement,say it is impossible to vote u cos of ur mass failure in all area of ur gvt.


Good pple of our dear country,dnt forget march 28 is d day,let us come out massively to vote d pples GeNERAL.

Vote CHANGE

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI.

I knw a counter thread will b out,u forgot to add


HOW TO SATISFY UR SEXUAL URGE ,THROUGH Self SERVICE

HOW TO LAST LONG WHY HIT D PU**Y

HOW TO GET SIX PACK

HOW TO MAKE A GIRL MOAN

HOW TO SPOT A GIRL THAT IS INTERESTED IN MONEY

WHO'S TEAM IS THE SURE BANKER ON NAIRABET.

God bless u sir!



In other word,his asking us to vote for CHANGE!!

Vote CHANGE

Vote APC


Vote BUHARI

Dog liking sexual activity like mad since d day of creation,yes we knw d girl must b mentally ill but d Dog must also b a human who transform in to Dog for enjoying d poo.


Una go say na konji hold d girl too?

@op go online to get ur center nt jamb office,i jst called a cousin,she said she got her own yesterday at d cafe,do jst dat today nd see if ur own wil b display online.

I see,no wonder u went on GYM to get fitness and strength.



Oga jona start parking,ur service re no longer needed,u betrayed we the pple of south south,u betrayed Nigeria as a whole nd now u re looking for our vote.Note we d good pple of 9ja no longer need ur service,start parking cos may28 maybe too late.

Vote change

Vote apc

Vote d general

Vote BUHARI

vjsmiles:
JEEEZ...
IN AS MUCH AS I WOULDNT WANT TO POINT ACCUSING FINGERS THIS CASE IS SPIRITUAL YOUR SIS NEEDS SERIOUS PRAYERS........TAKE HER TO A PASTOR A STRONG ONE AT THAT AND LET GOD DO THE REST...

MAY GOD HEAL HER

Amen. My dad hav started going to ministry church cos of her,catholic on sunday,ministry on Wednesday.I pray God intervene on her situation

Like am feelings sorry for my elder sister,I need help not financial help but suggestion nd advice from u all.

I'm not a good writer,please all I need is ur contribution.

Like 5years ago my sist went for morning worship in her church,she left 6;30 a.m nd didn't return her usual time,she normally comes back,after much time of waiting for her to return back home,some of her church member came to my house nd said they found my sist on d street trying to uncloth her self after church service,according to them, they said they try to bring her home but she refuse,saying our house is evil that she can't come to our house anymore,so one one them decided to tk her home she refuse after much force from them she accepted nd went there,when me and my brother went their she started shouting leave me alone am not ur sister u re not my brother ur house is evil am not coming to that ur house anymore,this is my new house,at first I nd my broda was scared bt then what do we do?we said to our self,let call daddy,we did,after for about 20mins he came nd ask what do we do,i said psychiatric hospital will be d best,but my dad refuse nd said my daughter is not mad that she won't b send to psychiatric hospital,then I said to him psychiatric hospital is nt only made for mad pple,I said they do counsel pple,he refused nd said we should take her to a better hospital,then I suggested one of d best hospital nearby he accepted,on our way to d hospital they were traffic,my sist keep shouting accident accident,today we will all die, this car coming to hit us,my dad nd his friend was so scared I nd my brother was with her at d back seat,she almost break d motor glass,cos she tried coming out with force while d car is moving but we tried all our best to stop her,finally we got to d hospital,they doctor came out nd give her injection that made her sleep,d doctor took her blood nd run a test on her,after some time he said my sist is suffering form a serious fever,then my dad ask,why is she misbehaving?d doctor said that how it usually turn a patient suffering for such illness in to,my dad was so scared nd frustrated,he was asking me,what will pple say,chai am finish. Then he called me, lucky re u sure she will get her self? I said,dad dnt worry she will b fine,after about 3hours time she woke up,then I called d doctor,when the doctor came in she started shouting,u this man on white u re evil dnt come near me,if not I will kill u, then she was on drip,nd d drip contain fever nd malaria drugs,after much shouting from her,I ask the doctor to leave that after d drip he can come in,he left then a nurse came in she started shouting thesame thing she told d doctor,that was when I knw it has gone beyond a normal hospital medical cure. After about 3days plus in the hospital,she said lucky am fine tell daddy,he should come nd pay d bill,I want to go home,immediately I called my dad,he came nd pay d bill,the doctor gave her drugs nd discharge her,then we went home,after about two days time we started telling her,how she was displaying,she wouldn't say anything,she will just ignore us.

After some month,she started talking to her self unnecessary nd uncontrollably,she could seat down on a particular place in girls room nd talk to her self,talking nd laughing to her self,she will only get up,if she wants to eat,she has lost her real sense nd she behave abnormal,this thing happen why she was on I.T but up till date she haven't talk of going back to school,when my dad ask her of going back to complete her HND she won't give a good response,she will say abeg mk una leave me,just leave her for five minute,she will start talking nd laughing to her self,she is in her early30s now,no relationship,no serious date, she hardly come out,when ever she manage to come out,tthat maybe I refuse to buy her what she want,then she will come out to get it her self,when she comes out I nd my siblings will b ashame of her cos she will keep talking to her self while walking on the road,she started dis when I just finish my waec bt now am in my year 3 bt she is not talking of school or get her self involve in what will add value to her life,all she does is to eat,talk nd laugh wit her self,when my dad bought lexus milk colour,she said my dad can insult ooo,that why did he not buy black,my dad change our house tile to black she said my dad can insult,why did he choose black tile,she keep fighting colours nd anything my dad does. behind him,she lost her phone on the road,she said my dad sent pple to come nd collect her phone,she keep doing funny thing nd she wouldn't stop talking nd laughing with her self,if she manage to hold a phone,she only play music nd start dancing anyhow in her room,when she notice some one is comin she wi stop. when I change my phone I gave her my nokia 210, she said she want black berry,I collected my phone nd sell it,my other sister change her phone that same week nd gave her black berry curve five,she said cos my sister collected the memory card inside the phone,she said she won't collect the phone,she keep doing funny things nd acting insane,every one in my street nd my friend nd relative now knows my sist is not in her right sense,my dad is a business man,he has less care for his children but will give u any amount of money if u give him good reason,why he should gv u d money,he is loving bt not caring,can some one be loving without bin caring?all this include in my question.

I must tell u,my dad got married to two,he left my mum due to her misbehavior,which she admit she was the cause,he keep telling us, he regretted the day he divorce my mum,that he didn't plan to marry two diff woman,that my mum cause it,it took my mum 10years to come look for her child she drop when they were young,I was 3years old when she drop me nd my siblings,ever since then my dad has bin providing all our need,I must say his my hero nd all,training four kids in uni at thesame time nd yet pple still saywe re living large,bt d problem is our step mum,she doesn't mean well for us,she dnt see us likr her own,she has three children,why mum has 5.

My question here is, could it be spiritual attack on my sister?cos ever since then she haven't step her foot on church,her church member has stop coming to pray with her.

Or those she need medical attention?if yes what type? Is it a psychiatric medication?for me I feel she needs psychological counseling,what do u think?those fever really affect that much?can she b cure to restore her normal sane status?if yes, what do we needs to do, pls help.

The one's who always seek for attention re d one's that re not well endowed.

D one's with good pointed boobs,pointing at 360 kilometer dnt usually seek for attention.

D one's with curve shape lyk coca cola bottle,don't usually seek for attention too.

D one's with big natural yanch(barca)most especially those one's dat look lyk it coming from calabar/ uyo they dnt deek for attention.

Finally d one's with mami water look,they don't seek for attention too.

Hmmmm bt God bless some pple with natural resources oooo, most especially d one's from uyo nd calabar,if u hv neva bin to dis two state I mention above, u re missing d real deal.

Attention seekers re those dat re bless with one good resource lyk having a fine face without a normal boobs or yanch or good boobs without a good looking face nd yanch or good yanch with jst 3naira pofpof boobs,believe me,if a girls is bless with good resource nd she do d needful,she will b d one running form attention,immediately she step in,even a man sitting with his wife will turn back to look nd some foolish one's will let d wife notice it.

Men b focus nd stop giving attention to worthless road side chic,they dnt deserve our attention

Ivanspring:
The way people mention 'billions' as if it's paper.

Not millions but billions! Make una dey lie small small abeg. Ha!

U just sound like a ghanian,re nt seeing what is going on in dis country?my dear,the way things re going GEJ is capable of doing what u won't believe,if told.

Waiting concern ashawo with big dick?abeg leave those two irresponsible pple in ther irresponsible act or if u Wana get ur cut jst tell her u re nt going to pay next year rent,agreed yes,then mouth close,agreed no,then mouth open.


Bt I must tell u,taking my advice means say u done take advantage of d woman bt then how man go use survive d hug amount of rent all dis landlord de put for house?

D best news so far,the next should be president GEJ,let dis boko boys leave dis innocent citizen nd face d real deal which re d politician.

You get such result in a society,where kids spend time meant for reading for movie.

Some one jst misuse d little space,which was suppose made for rational mind to comment a good comment na that one mental disorder done come de disturb us,with his disability.

Jst 15,000 ghost pensioners?nd must of u re shout ha,hu,ha.

Dis a failed gvt,we hv more than 30,000 ghost pensioner.dis jst an evidence of a failed gvt.

Shay u knw go stop to attack buhari?I pity u na ikirikiri de call u so.


U re one of d major reason,buhari is getting popular by d day!


Oga politician,every one now want change,I was so amaze yesterday when some one was passing my street nd he was on argument wit his mate,then one of them shouted APC all d kids below 3 nd above shouted CHANGE both d one's who couldn't pronounce it well nd the one's who could,if u think I cook this up, on a very good day why walking on a street jst shout APC u will b amaze to see who will respond CHANGE both old nd young.


Truth is buhari got all it take to restore back d dignity of our dear country,GEJ knows this very well, that why they re trying all means to stop him.jona is an enemy of dis country.

Vote change

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI.

Apc has come to stay forever.

Thanos:
Your grammer has killed me

I dnt hv time for fools lyk u.

DickDastardly:
you beat me to it.
Op, spend on quality stuff, pewiod!

Cloths I paid 8500 for each,u re here tlkin of cheap,which kind dirty cheap b dat.

Will u attempt to write an exam for your love, considering the danger involve. Like if u re in thesame school with ur girlfriend or boyfriend,then he/she happens to fail a course u know very well or u think u can do more better to attract a good grade will u help he/she for d exam?knowing fully well that if u re caught u both wil lost ur admission /membership of d institution or if u re nt a student of dat institution u will b arrested why d other person will lose d admission.


Lyk am asking a girl out,that happen to borrow a course from my dept,she failed d course,yesterday surprisingly d bab called nd said,I'm considering giving u a chance bt b4 I do, u mustt help me seat for d course I borrowed from ur dept.what do I do?should I risk my admission for Love?the lecture is a rev.father,if not I would hv used my money to sault for her instead of d risk.

Pls I need ur collective suggestion,opinion nd take on dis issue.

Truth is,even someone who don't care or doesn't not consider anything serious,can still succeed in a career.d bible said b4 u were born I knw thee. What some pple struggle to achieve,some get it easily.we re born with different star.Gej neva worked dis hard to b a president,it only came to pass because his destine for it.messi is nt d most hard working footballer,than Ronaldo bt he has achieve morethan Ronaldo,looking d both footballer u can easily come to d conclusion that messi is born with football,why Ronaldo is working hard for his achievement.

My moral,if God said u will b a president of Nigeria,weda u lyk work hard or not,it must surly come to pass.bt I love hard working individual dnt quote me wrong.

Please how do I prevent my cloths from fading/removing the colour of cloths when washing the cloths.lyk I gave my tailor money to buy material of cloths for three senator cloths nd he did,after sawing the cloth,i took them home only for me to wash d cloth,one is fading/removing colour.pls wat do I do to stop it from fading?my sist told me to apply salt when washing,how true is it?pls anyone with valid contribution should drop it,so I can learn from it.

Pls some one shld help me, on how to download music in my BBZ10 cos each time I tried it play out nd won't download

If to say u deh 9ja,d hardship for d country for done force garri to b ur addicted food,if not for financial problem,then it will b for u to b strong to face ur day to day hustle.

Im addicted to garri bt note,not because my parents can't afford other food bt because i jst lyk eating it.

Afang nd banga soup re my favorite.

Too long,u ask alot of question in ur post,so let me ask u my own question,why did u not summaries dis ur long post?

Unlike wat mandela said,he said many re schooling bt few re educating,same thing applied to church,many re Christian bt few re gettin inspired by God.

Do not forget wat Karl mars also said,he said religion is d opium of d masses.