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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,645/$ In Parallel Market by gonkin(m): 12:21pm On Sep 19
Before dollar go come down. Cuz FG is earning more being paid in dollars. They are gaining from the naira devaluation.
Politics / Re: NNPC Lifts First Batch Of PMS From Dangote Refinery by gonkin(m): 1:41pm On Sep 15
grin
Quelme:
This is only posssible with TINUBU. Anything he touches turns to gold.

People's president...

grin
Romance / Re: I’m 38 Years Old & I Need A Husband. N50m For Anyone Who Will Marry Me (video) by gonkin(m): 8:56am On Sep 13
Bad character
Crime / Re: Drug Addict Son Reportedly Hacked Mother To Death In Delta by gonkin(m): 8:03am On Sep 09
He was over pampered by the mom. When people complained instead of disciplinary actions on the son, she will fight the complainer. Whether its because hes the only son.

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Politics / Re: Many Nigerians Abandon Air Travel As Ticket Prices Soar Above ₦‎200,000 by gonkin(m): 5:48am On Sep 09
200k will get u a used Honda bull dog back in 2018. Now its not even enough to buy its engine
Celebrities / Re: A Man Who Lasts Only 40 Minutes In Bed Is A Red Flag – Efia Odo by gonkin(m): 2:02pm On Sep 07
If na she dey on top or we do cowgirl, we'll do over an hour for first and 2nd round is till angel blow trumpet because i no go cum ever.

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Food / Re: Just In!! Ijaw People Catch Shark In Bayelsa Ocean!! Photos by gonkin(m): 7:26pm On Aug 31
Wetin no sweet. Its flesh is like sand in the mouth yuck

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Romance / Re: Waist Bead And Leg Chains On Ladies! by gonkin(m): 7:24pm On Aug 31
Na nose piercing I hate pass. That's a big turn off for me

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Car Talk / Re: Was GAZZUZZ Killed By The Petrol Mafia ? by gonkin(m): 10:35pm On Aug 30
Make una still honor gazzuzz small. His advices were free and saved many from kazeems out there.
Gazzuzz was an automotive jedi. He once gave an advice to me that turned out to be a faulty speed sensor on the wheel when I was thinking of gearbox problems

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Politics / Re: Can Someone Earning ₦21M Monthly Afford This Garage? by gonkin(m): 5:42pm On Aug 15
If some average Nigerians dey earn wetin these senators dey earn, dem go get extra life

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Flees Nigeria As Protests Escalate! by gonkin(m): 3:00am On Aug 02
Imagine some people are still tormented by obi even after their favorite candidate won the presidential election.

Nobody dey reason atiku, na obi dem fear pass. grin
Education / Re: Nobody Can Graduate From University @ 19, It Is A Lie by gonkin(m): 5:32pm On Jul 23
Orinechi:
Where are u working?

A private company that generates power using gas fired turbines located on barge structures.
Education / Re: Nobody Can Graduate From University @ 19, It Is A Lie by gonkin(m): 12:00pm On Jul 23
Got into higher institution at 15.
Skipped SS3 cuz i did external. Skipped primary 6. Was 9 in Jss1.
So tell me its not possible again. Na only ASUU strike go make am impossible.
Its too easy
Politics / Re: The Actual Reason Why Nigeria Can Never Have 24/7 Electricity Supply by gonkin(m): 12:10pm On Jul 18
Naija is capable of generating 24hrs electricity but distribution isnt distributing the power properly.
The NDPHC power plants all over Nigeria dont run all the time due to gas allocation anf when they run its usually for 1 week.
I work under a power plant that generates 107MW per hour to grid and sometimes we are asked to reduce to 70MW because theres TOO MUCH power on GRID. So if there's so much why i no come get light for house. THE DISCOs usually allocate less power to areas.
They have a chart for daily allocation and distribute to the highest paying customers
Romance / Re: I Hate Virgins With Passion by gonkin(m): 5:36pm On Jul 06
I have 8.1 inch and it took me 2 weeks to penetrate back in 2011.

I figured it out later. Get enough Lub then go cowgirl gradually it would slip. Don't just go all dip. Once the tip pierces u would know.

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Politics / Re: NBS Says Petrol Hits N937 Per Litre, Fears It May Soon Reach N1000 by gonkin(m): 9:51pm On Jul 02
Baterians drinking tinubu's piss cuz it was served in their tribal cup.
Politics / Re: OPC:We Took Tinubu As A Yoruba Project, But He Failed Us And Our Founder Fasehun by gonkin(m): 8:43am On Jun 18
U knew it was poison but still drank it because it was served in ur tribal cup. If doable master took Nigeria back to the way buhari left it, it would be a huge leap forward

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 500k Per Month In Nigeria Or 2000pounds Per Month In The Uk by gonkin(m): 12:39pm On Jun 10
500k in naija abeg, because UK bills no be here.
Also if it in places other than portharcourt, Lagos and Abuja That's average. UK too get compulsory bills

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Autos / Re: Let's Upgrade Ur 2008 To 2016 Model Toyota Land Cruiser To 2022 Model Now by gonkin(m): 12:59pm On Apr 13
I saw a video where 1995 land cruiser was upgraded to 2013 at ladipo
Politics / Re: Tinubu Threatens CBN Governor, Olayemi Cardoso by gonkin(m): 2:10pm On Mar 13
bjdon:
This has to be fake news. No central bank governor, anywhere in the world can achieve a set exchange rate. Exchange rate is a function of demand and supply

If that's the case Chinese yuan for dey follow dollar drag cuz China is number 1 exporter
Romance / Re: Facebook Is Down by gonkin(m): 4:55pm On Mar 05
Omo seeing this news Is excitement. I feel say dem don finally hack me ooo. Ha. My heart cut

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by gonkin(m): 5:16pm On Feb 19
mctfopt:


Check if it's ok at your end because withdrawal now worked on my end

Nope. I believe its intentional.
Cuz when I pulled 10k worth of airtime outta my account, the next day they blocked that service too
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by gonkin(m): 5:12pm On Feb 19
yomalex:
i have been using for a while, have you tried chatting them up

Both on app, email, WhatsApp.
Fashion / Re: Girl Who Stands At 6ft2inches Shares What Life Is Like For Her (pics/video) by gonkin(m): 5:07pm On Feb 19
Just the kind of girl im looking for but she looks more than 6ft 2. Cuz im 6ft 2

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Politics / Re: Grey: Solution From Receiving Dollars From Abroad by gonkin(m): 1:12pm On Feb 17
Injustoneweek1:
Grey refused verifying my NIN slip, i jad to result to using klasha, i have been unable to withdraw my funds from klasha to my bank account for over three days now.
I regret using klasha, everyday from one probkem to another. My hard earned money has been trapped there for some days now due to yeye technical issues.

As in those guys don turn scammers overnight.

They will never let u withdraw. I purchased 10k airtime been that i cant withdraw. The next day dem still block access to bills also. No reason klasha. They are worse

Always giving excuse of downtime. Yet if u pay money e go enter fine fine, if u wanna buy dollar. That one still dey work but the others no work. If i had a way to access my wema account and withdraw i for like am but wema bank isn't even a bank

Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by gonkin(m): 1:10pm On Feb 17
yomalex:
try klasha https://s.klasha.com/p1mG

If u love ur money DONT USE KLASHA. Those guys are scammers

Too many issues and if u try to withdraw ur money they always get downtime.
They intentionally stop you from withdrawing funds.
Over 2 weeks now dem no let me withdraw.

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Religion / Re: Nigeria Needs Urgent Spiritual Help – Adeboye by gonkin(m): 8:57am On Feb 12
The problem with Nigeria is that people pray for solutions but don't work towards the solution

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Politics / Re: Inflation In Car Prices - Then Vs Now - 2million Vs 15million To Buy A Yaris by gonkin(m): 8:06pm On Feb 10
Inspirer1:

There was a time it was 80k to 90k


Amen!!
No hope in sight except we turn to God

Nigerians always pray but dont work towards the solution. Always believing God will just perform magic like Aladdin's genie.

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Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by gonkin(m): 1:28pm On Feb 09
They love dark guys yet they want fair babies.

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Politics / Re: We Cry "Hunger Hunger" Everywhere But This People Are Silent by gonkin(m): 9:11am On Feb 06
Igbo people don't sit, wait and cry instead they find a way to ride it out

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Phones / Re: According to Google this 45k Phone is Nigeria's Best Value for Money Phone by gonkin(m): 9:18am On Feb 05
LeEco camera na blast i had a friend that used one bavk in 2018 his videos and cameras was so good only problem is its too fragile and the battery life is crap

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Woman Like This?. Asking For A Friend's Sake (picture) by gonkin(m): 3:54pm On Jan 17
If shes not african.

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