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HealthRe: Average Penis Size (erect Length In Cm) by gonkin(m): 10:56pm On Nov 28, 2025
That means me wen pass 18cm. 7.6in supposed be alien and it used to be 8.1in
HealthRe: Anyone Experiencing This Too? Trigeminal Neuralgia by gonkin(m): 7:20pm On Sep 29, 2025
StObaino1:
I got a relief for this. Its a miracle.
How did you do it? I have someone thats experiencing it
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Reforms Will Make Nigerians Abroad Want To Return, Says Youth Minister by gonkin(m): 3:44am On Jul 22, 2025
That's why naija is the 2nd most prayerful nation on the planet. They always believe in the impossible
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Would Be Far Worse Without Prayer – Adeboye by gonkin(m): 10:08am On Jun 02, 2025
Nigeria would have been better because prayers made many Nigerians lazy. They always pray and expect magic to happen. Nigeria's problem is man made not spiritual.
SportsRe: Happy 38th Birthday To John Mikel Obi by gonkin(m): 10:59am On Apr 22, 2025
I be boy when this guy was at him prime. Now youre saying na small him use senior me?
EducationRe: What Happens To You At Age 40! ( From Experience) by gonkin(m):
blacksam01:
When you approach the age 40, if you are observant, u will notice alot of changes in your life , both physically, mentality, health wise, and people's approach to u...

Some of this changes are listed below through person experience

People's approach to you

1. You will begin to notice the addition of "sir" when younger ones greet you.. this is not to say people don't greet you when you turned 30. But this time around alot of sir will accompany the greetings

2. Alot of aged ladies will b attracted to you if u are still single...

3. Almost everyone that doesn't know you will assume u are married if u are not by that age

3. Any kid playing around you will b assume to b your child by strangers

4. You will b gossiped about alot by everyone in your neighborhood if you are not married yet at that age
5. If u are single ,you will no longer b able to date young girls for two reasons:

1. Is the unmatched appearance together as society will speak about it too much
2. The girls will stylishly say no, cuz to them you are old.. remember u now have white beards and monstach

Physical changes

1. You will begin to grow grey hair from 35 up

2. Your face will naturally begin to drop from 38.. there will b this obvious daily deep lines running down from your nose sideways down to your side mouth... It will get deeper and more glaring with time

3. You mind will mostly be about finance and good life rather than women

4. You will not b able to jump wide gutters as easily as you previously can..not cuz you can't do it anymore, but your guts will fail u

5. If you are a fast worker, your speed will reduce

6. You may not easily get tired after long work, but your time for body restoration of your energy will now take longer

7. You will begin to wake late unless u maintained the alarm culture...to beat this u need to sleep early unlike the youths..

8. If you embark on a long road travel and you belong in the group of never sleeping in the bus, you will begin experience sleeping in the bus often..

9. From 35 up, u will lower your hair cuts and before or around 40 if u are not an obviously hairy person, u will move to barbing skin hair cut..this is because u will lose very visible part of your hair (baldness) and to measure it up will lead to u barbing skin...

Health changes

1. Family history health concerns will begin to show up..e.g bad eyesight. Etc

2. New set of age prone health issues will also become your concern as BP, low sugar, high sugar breathing problem will all b your concern...

3. Your prowess in the other room will reduce, urge is not affected, but efectiveness will..
I am more effective in the other room than i was 10 years ago. Also my hair growth increased but white hair increased also. The sir part is true. Also the married part. Im still several years from 40 and people think im married. When a lady or ladies see im not i become a target. So im extra careful cuz ladies that have crossed the age of marriage without suitor to settle with see me as a chance not to be missed so i somehow act like a snub and get disliked when i dont return the attention im given
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by gonkin(m): 3:50pm On Feb 26, 2025
Please is Opay and aliexpress still working?

If yes whats the transaction limit

Which one can i use to order. is grey, bitnob and co still ok? Abeg wetin i dey find no dey temu. Only aliexpress
PhonesRe: New Charger Bought Loaded With Akpu by gonkin(m): 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2024
Its not akpu. Its actually meant to absorb heat. Check 90% of aftermarket chargers have either metal or this. If ur chager is shaped like this. It has a metal or something similar inside.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Transforming Nigeria Like He Did In Lagos – French President, Macron by gonkin(m): 1:49pm On Nov 29, 2024
Hes right cuz nigeria now as expensive as lagos.
NYSCRe: FG Lifts Ban, Corpers Now Eligible To Serve In Banks, Others by gonkin(m): 9:20am On Nov 20, 2024
Yoruba and hausa people go full oil producing state, other tribes will be pushed to the north.
PoliticsRe: We Are Controlling The Country Now - MC Oluomo’s Son, King West by gonkin(m): 7:51am On Nov 11, 2024
Una werey end for lagos. E no go work for all parts of naija
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To FG: After Prayers, Will Governance Change? by gonkin(m): 9:15am On Nov 09, 2024
Prayers no dey affect politics.
Nigeria's problem is man made not spiritual
RomanceRe: Husband Beat Wife For Using Thier Baby Bump For Photoshoot In Warri( Photo) by gonkin(m): 11:31am On Nov 08, 2024
Freshtruth:
After a successful photoshoot the husband gave her the panel Beating of her life


Omo the husband no get joy ooo
street still dey her body wella.
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Tiwa Savage In White Panties That Got People Talking by gonkin(m): 8:57am On Nov 01, 2024
Mrwhite09:
this evening newspaper should rest
Forget evening newspaper, shes hotter than some afternoon magazine ooo.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Miss Tinubu After He Is Gone By Farooq A. Kperogi by gonkin(m): 1:10pm On Oct 26, 2024
Gone or GONE GONE
RomanceRe: Have You Slept With A Married Woman Before? by gonkin(m): 7:12am On Oct 15, 2024
Nicepoker:
You knew grin stop lying.
Just as guys claim to be separated to get laid, it's the same method women claim to be single moms.
RomanceRe: Have You Slept With A Married Woman Before? by gonkin(m): 7:49pm On Oct 14, 2024
Yes, but unknowingly. It was a terrible discovery
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Ban Foreign Cartoons On TV Channels, Replace With Nigerian Content by gonkin(m): 9:45am On Oct 14, 2024
I wouldn't lie the kind of English I spoke & knowledge I had when I was growing up was mostly attained from cartoon. At primary 3 I already knew what a meteor was and knew about space and planets. I knew about cars, speed, drift and torque. I even knew about space shuttles and the SR71 from xmen animated series. Knew about mirages and optical illusions from Spiderman series. I also knew radiation was dangerous from hulk. I knew what cheese looked like before I ever saw one. I didn't have trouble understanding new things cuz I already saw heard of it on cartoons
So I wonder what kind of cartoon they wanna air.
PoliticsRe: How Can You Increase Fuel From N187 To Over N1,000 In One Year? by gonkin(m): 9:40am On Oct 13, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
yet na there all Nigerians are migrating to.
What's point of low cost of living if you can't afford it.
How many do you see leaving Lagos. Eventide ones under bridge prefer there to their villages with low cost
Are or were? Nigerians are now migrating abroad. Many Nigerians made it in life when Lagos was still the centre of excellence. To an extent nollywood logic was anytime one moves from the village to Lagos he becomes a success. Now people have moved on from looking at Lagos. Lagos is still active today because of its ports, market and it was a capital for over 70 years. Take the major port elsewhere and people will have branches over there as well. Lagos is a traffic city
PoliticsRe: How Can You Increase Fuel From N187 To Over N1,000 In One Year? by gonkin(m): 7:42pm On Oct 12, 2024
Someone said it last year that what tinubu did to Lagos is what he'll do to Nigeria if he became president. He no reach 1 year people have started feeling what Lagosian felt for years since Tpain took over from marwa HIGH cost of living.
Nothing will change, it's only gonna get harder
PoliticsRe: October 1: Drum Of Nationwide Protests Beats Again by gonkin(m): 9:21am On Sep 29, 2024
They are protesting wrongly. Go to the source of the problem and protest there not at a distant location where the men in charge only hear or see you protesting on tv
PoliticsRe: Petrol Is ₦52/Litre In Libya by gonkin(m): 7:30am On Sep 23, 2024
It was actually 47, water is almost 3 times more expensive than fuel over there.

If Nigeria bought from there, i dont think it would be up to 960
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,645/$ In Parallel Market by gonkin(m): 12:21pm On Sep 19, 2024
Before dollar go come down. Cuz FG is earning more being paid in dollars. They are gaining from the naira devaluation.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Lifts First Batch Of PMS From Dangote Refinery by gonkin(m): 1:41pm On Sep 15, 2024
grin
Quelme:
This is only posssible with TINUBU. Anything he touches turns to gold.

People's president...
grin
RomanceRe: I’m 38 Years Old & I Need A Husband. N50m For Anyone Who Will Marry Me (video) by gonkin(m): 8:56am On Sep 13, 2024
Bad character
CrimeRe: Drug Addict Son Reportedly Hacked Mother To Death In Delta by gonkin(m): 8:03am On Sep 09, 2024
He was over pampered by the mom. When people complained instead of disciplinary actions on the son, she will fight the complainer. Whether its because hes the only son.
PoliticsRe: Many Nigerians Abandon Air Travel As Ticket Prices Soar Above ₦‎200,000 by gonkin(m): 5:48am On Sep 09, 2024
200k will get u a used Honda bull dog back in 2018. Now its not even enough to buy its engine
CelebritiesRe: A Man Who Lasts Only 40 Minutes In Bed Is A Red Flag – Efia Odo by gonkin(m): 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2024
If na she dey on top or we do cowgirl, we'll do over an hour for first and 2nd round is till angel blow trumpet because i no go cum ever.
FoodRe: Just In!! Ijaw People Catch Shark In Bayelsa Ocean!! Photos by gonkin(m): 7:26pm On Aug 31, 2024
Wetin no sweet. Its flesh is like sand in the mouth yuck
RomanceRe: Waist Bead And Leg Chains On Ladies! by gonkin(m): 7:24pm On Aug 31, 2024
Na nose piercing I hate pass. That's a big turn off for me
Car TalkRe: Was GAZZUZZ Killed By The Petrol Mafia ? by gonkin(m): 10:35pm On Aug 30, 2024
Make una still honor gazzuzz small. His advices were free and saved many from kazeems out there.
Gazzuzz was an automotive jedi. He once gave an advice to me that turned out to be a faulty speed sensor on the wheel when I was thinking of gearbox problems
PoliticsRe: Can Someone Earning ₦21M Monthly Afford This Garage? by gonkin(m): 5:42pm On Aug 15, 2024
If some average Nigerians dey earn wetin these senators dey earn, dem go get extra life

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