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200k will get u a used Honda bull dog back in 2018. Now its not even enough to buy its engine |
If na she dey on top or we do cowgirl, we'll do over an hour for first and 2nd round is till angel blow trumpet because i no go cum ever. |
Wetin no sweet. Its flesh is like sand in the mouth yuck |
Na nose piercing I hate pass. That's a big turn off for me |
Make una still honor gazzuzz small. His advices were free and saved many from kazeems out there. Gazzuzz was an automotive jedi. He once gave an advice to me that turned out to be a faulty speed sensor on the wheel when I was thinking of gearbox problems |
If some average Nigerians dey earn wetin these senators dey earn, dem go get extra life |
Imagine some people are still tormented by obi even after their favorite candidate won the presidential election. Nobody dey reason atiku, na obi dem fear pass. ![]() |
Orinechi:A private company that generates power using gas fired turbines located on barge structures. |
Got into higher institution at 15. Skipped SS3 cuz i did external. Skipped primary 6. Was 9 in Jss1. So tell me its not possible again. Na only ASUU strike go make am impossible. Its too easy |
Naija is capable of generating 24hrs electricity but distribution isnt distributing the power properly. The NDPHC power plants all over Nigeria dont run all the time due to gas allocation anf when they run its usually for 1 week. I work under a power plant that generates 107MW per hour to grid and sometimes we are asked to reduce to 70MW because theres TOO MUCH power on GRID. So if there's so much why i no come get light for house. THE DISCOs usually allocate less power to areas. They have a chart for daily allocation and distribute to the highest paying customers |
I have 8.1 inch and it took me 2 weeks to penetrate back in 2011. I figured it out later. Get enough Lub then go cowgirl gradually it would slip. Don't just go all dip. Once the tip pierces u would know. |
Baterians drinking tinubu's piss cuz it was served in their tribal cup. |
U knew it was poison but still drank it because it was served in ur tribal cup. If doable master took Nigeria back to the way buhari left it, it would be a huge leap forward
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500k in naija abeg, because UK bills no be here. Also if it in places other than portharcourt, Lagos and Abuja That's average. UK too get compulsory bills |
I saw a video where 1995 land cruiser was upgraded to 2013 at ladipo |
bjdon:If that's the case Chinese yuan for dey follow dollar drag cuz China is number 1 exporter |
Omo seeing this news Is excitement. I feel say dem don finally hack me ooo. Ha. My heart cut |
mctfopt:Nope. I believe its intentional. Cuz when I pulled 10k worth of airtime outta my account, the next day they blocked that service too |
yomalex:Both on app, email, WhatsApp. |
Just the kind of girl im looking for but she looks more than 6ft 2. Cuz im 6ft 2 |
Injustoneweek1:As in those guys don turn scammers overnight. They will never let u withdraw. I purchased 10k airtime been that i cant withdraw. The next day dem still block access to bills also. No reason klasha. They are worse Always giving excuse of downtime. Yet if u pay money e go enter fine fine, if u wanna buy dollar. That one still dey work but the others no work. If i had a way to access my wema account and withdraw i for like am but wema bank isn't even a bank
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yomalex:If u love ur money DONT USE KLASHA. Those guys are scammers Too many issues and if u try to withdraw ur money they always get downtime. They intentionally stop you from withdrawing funds. Over 2 weeks now dem no let me withdraw.
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The problem with Nigeria is that people pray for solutions but don't work towards the solution |
Inspirer1:Nigerians always pray but dont work towards the solution. Always believing God will just perform magic like Aladdin's genie. |
They love dark guys yet they want fair babies. |
Igbo people don't sit, wait and cry instead they find a way to ride it out |
LeEco camera na blast i had a friend that used one bavk in 2018 his videos and cameras was so good only problem is its too fragile and the battery life is crap |
If shes not african. |
OreoPaschal:To some women marriage is the biggest achievement of any woman even when she has money already |
Skills and degree dey na Connection no dey |
If na before, 200k worth of fuel can carry u for 18 months. Now thats like 3 months. Chai |
