₦airaland Forum

molydonhenry:
Most ladies have done one or two abortions... What's the big deal

I dated a girl that had 5 abortions before i met her at 22, imagine the fear when she told me, sometimes we did it skin and she begged me to pump my sap into her loines. I said never and she always got pissed when i pulled out to shoot my missile. She walked out in anger and dont talk to me for the rest of the day. When a girl says 1, multiply by 3. Cuz during sex most are so lost in limbo they dont care if u cum in or not

8 years wasted

Tackling crap

They should just make the black market rate official cuz the official rate is just a front

This election will determine the fate of Nigeria's future

When pr!ck rise toto must calm am down. Uncurabe Konji plus hunger are two feelings that must be satisfied

SandyLOVE08:
wow this is new to me. But do you think even if they registered with someone else face, they would be able to vote with the implemention of the BVS

U dey mind them. What im talking about happened in 2014. I was an assistant tech support during my nysc. I did the troubleshooting of pc equipment so even at night i was present to make sure pc was functional. I was ordered otherwise no clearance for me. Na there i know say corruption dey politics. They assigned a special squad of men to register voting cards using just random pictures. Sacks of passport and pictures with face bold enough was present. The guys were like yahoo boys bombing at night constantly smoking and spoke fly. I cant stand smoking so im always sleeping in some other room and called in when the ink jet cartridges are depleted. These cartridges dont print much as oem but i knew how to refill them perfectly it was a hp deskjet 1000 series.

Sometimes when the Linux os freezes up they had to reboot and i was the only person with the passwords to unlock the os. They give the same pcs to Corp members to register voters during the day and gave to the smoking dudes to register at night. So when u see an underage like that with a perfect date of birth, its probably that system. Good thing bvas was introduced, i just hope they haven't found a way around it. The number of illegal voters are usually more than legal. 200 valid identities can be registered but the illegal couid be 3 times more

SandyLOVE08:
When some party members boast of giving a particular candidate 1 million vote in one particular state. This is exactly what he meant.


Using underage children that doesn't know their left from right.

But my question
Why is INEC keeping mum on the atrocities going on in some parts of the country?


#BVSpromax

Op dont be surprised if ur see your face on a voting card with another name and another location. Im very sure thr person on that photo isn't aware. During my nysc i saw bags filled with photos that was gonna be used for capture. Most of your passport fit dey there. They contract guys to register these faces and make voters card

donphilopus:
Only an idiot wouldn't know the video was edited.

This video isnt worth editing besides its not crowd turnup that will be used to determine winner, votes will.

He's richer than obi but why is he complaining.?

OriOko88:
Can u cross this chinese highway for 50m naira??

Put 10k e go shock u. I know one weyrey guy like that that will cross it for 2k NAKED. Dont mess with naija ninjas. Infact if Nigerian police dey raid with random arrest people will cross for free

The man beside him is seriously watching. Man him no go fall tapping him to come back after he mentioned poo be

What of all those alfa, dem no dey see vision too? All these fake prophets that only see bad news are prophets of doom. Like they saw Davido losing his son.

The future isn't written yet, your future is what ever you make it. So make it a good one.

Get a distraction, she's been ur addiction since

Human

babaijebue:
Immediately Jagaban assumes office as the president of nigeria, his first assignment will be to sack Emefiele with immediate effect.
Jagaban is coming

Get out.......... Make him turn Nigeria to lagos where u can barely cope with a 350k salary.

We shouldn't even have yahoo boys

He will soon travel to recharge his batteries

No leave them to vote. Tinubu and shettima bad combo. Shettima alone will tell church to pay tax or be closed down. Thats for sure.

Infact Nigerians will miss buhari just like they missed Jonathan. Apc has failed

Did over 168kmh on a modified fj80 2021. Vehicle was still stable and balanced but scared cuz i was close to 5k rpm

Did close to 160kmh on a mk2 yaris at same 5k 3 weeks ago along ore-benin express and almost blew the engine cuz some oil dripped from the fly wheel.

Wickedfacts:
Show us billboards of Tinubu in Anambra.

Take transport go anambra check, i no dey that side

because the agbero of lagos tears down any poster of obi.
Go to Oshodi thats where u will look for and never find a poster of obi or atiku only tinubu. Its annoying

What people searched for

Nice one OP let those APC fukkkers see how APC plays dumb.
After 8 years under 1 ridiculous party some people still want to continue cuz thier grandpa is a presidential candidate. I wish naija could just split into 3. Let west take tinubu, south for obi and north for atiku.

I dont know the best but i know the worst is
Delta state governor
Ifeanyi okowa and now he wants to be vice with atiku.
Ibori that looted funds still did alot for delta state.

Pastoshizzy:
i kid you not. I have never made a move to purchase anything having to do with deliveries. I go just carry myself go shop/mall/market...e get why. Simply put too many 'edited' befors and after realities. All choice yours though. It's a lotta money still. T'care.

You should see my orders. The only time some idiot tried to con me was for 22k worth of li-ion battery. Gave me a fake tracking number. Live Customer service chat came to my rescue. I prefer ali to jumia any day

Tallesty1:
Bro, That is not the actual price of that phone, I will cost more, way more than what you are seeing there.

I don't know the exchange rate Aliexpress uses but it is not correct.

That is by the way, how do intend to pay for the item?

Im aware of that. But its still not as expensive as jumia. My current phone is from aliexpress 4 years ago. Price on ali was 49 but i was debited 52. As for the payment plan i have no idea yet.

Please update us when she bottomless

Pastoshizzy:
Please save the naira, shun the dollar. Buy your phone in a credible store here in Naija.

One of the issues (major) we've been having is enlightment (information dissemination) by the FG. It's building their economy and killing ours.

Besides, no go use beta money play o.

Phone i want to buy is 133k on aliexpress but its 233k on jumia. Custom duty is over 50k and shipping made it 4k

The matter weak me

TPound:
Remind me to avoid you whenever we meet

cuz im cannibal

TPound:
You don dey too watch Chinese mukbang on tik tok

For real i was around 11 then and still remember the taste it was a chimp and the skull was small compared to a human. Also bat