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RomanceRe: Ufo's Are Real: I Saw One Yesterday by gonkin(m): 10:57pm On Dec 29, 2022
SergeantTitus:
It was so unfortunate I didn't go to my farm with my android phone, I took my small phone along which I regret. Now I've always wondered why there are barely sightings in africa but yesterday my doubt was cleared .

I have several acres of farm in Ogun state and last evening around past 6 I went to Inpect the farm. Its located in a village.. After several walks, I saw a very large object with an oval top just laying still. I moved a little closer and I was shocked, scared and amazed at what I saw. It was a flying saucer. Just like the ones we see in youtube and movies. I couldn't move closer due to stories I've read about alien abduction and the likes.. I was dead scared and wanted to pick race when it suddenly lighted up with a low pitch faint sound then hung in the air a little , hovered before disappearing into the sky. Call me crazy, claim I smoked kwale weed or whatever but man, I was dead sure of what I saw. You won't believe these things until you have an encounter.
I remember seeing such but not a saucer during my ND at Ibadan. Though people i told mocked me like crazy but i know what i saw. But who would believe u.?
PoliticsRe: Weakening Naira, Rising Food Prices Affecting Nigerians – UN by gonkin(m): 2:53pm On Dec 28, 2022
Yet some people still support APC because the presidential candidate is their tribe.

Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Nigerian Musical Artist Talentwise? by gonkin(m): 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2022
Olamide (has is own style, like he's gisting)
Brymo (has this African tune in his voice)
Burna (sounds like pure afro)
Wizkid not big wiz (most Nigerian artists have his pattern of singing but he created it).
Wande coal
PhonesRe: What Is The Best Phone You Used And Enjoyed So Far? by gonkin(m): 3:09pm On Dec 27, 2022
Currently using oukitel K7.
The phone has served me for 4 years, no hiccups, battery still lasts even after heavy usage i intend to upgrade to same oukitel brand oukitel wp21 that got released in November 2022 but this CBN international transaction limit issue is gonna make it hard to purchase.

Jumia price compared to a aliexpress price is a big rip off.

Even with custom duty, aliexpress is still cheaper and would take 5 to 12 days compared to jumia. I wished i could get virtual card at good rate


Other than that, i used Sony Ericsson k750. That phone had it all. The music always had high quality

CelebritiesRe: You Can Still Meet The Love Of Your Life Before The End Of The Year - DJ Cuppy by gonkin(m): 7:28am On Dec 27, 2022
Damn she was already getting depressed. What if..........
TravelRe: What Exactly Does One Enjoy In Nigeria As A Rich Person? by gonkin(m): 10:35am On Dec 26, 2022
Less taxes and ability to step on people that aint got up to u
Car TalkRe: NAICOM Increases Third-party Vehicle Insurance From N5000 To N15,000 by gonkin(m): 8:15am On Dec 25, 2022
After paying 15k one police will now tell me my papers na fake. Well dagbo go too plenty. Cuz many just do it to show police.
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Is Overrated? by gonkin(m): 2:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
IPhone and marriage
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Promises To Abolish Parallel FOREX Market (Video) by gonkin(m): 4:33pm On Dec 23, 2022
Tinubu campaigning for shettima. He'll be in London shettima will be in naija. Same Apc technique. APC only know how to rule, they dont know how to lead.
MUSLIM-MUSLIM ticket is a red flag
PoliticsRe: “Four Years Course For You, Four Years Job” - Tinubu (Video) by gonkin(m): 10:46am On Dec 23, 2022
Make una still dey knack chest for Tinubu na. Tinubu is just the frame, shettima is the picture. And shettima is very very wicked
PoliticsRe: AI Tool, ChatGPT, "Predicts" Winner Of 2023 Election by gonkin(m): 9:38pm On Dec 22, 2022
Test am with bet9ja first put money if e work then i go believe
RomanceRe: Imagine Climbing This Stairs As A Guy(pics) by gonkin(m): 7:56pm On Dec 22, 2022
E get the kind condition you go experience u no go reason food.
EducationRe: Don’t Come Home If You Don’t Get 1st Class – Nigerian Father Warns Daughter by gonkin(m): 7:53pm On Dec 22, 2022
This modern day no be about first class again.
When who go hire u no even finish school. I prefer the right connection to first class
BusinessRe: We Don’t Know Quantities Of New Notes Printed – CBN by gonkin(m):
Emefiele is the only one worse than buhari with his useless policies
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Celebrates Husband, Ned Nwoko On His 62nd Birthday (Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:42am On Dec 22, 2022
The part where she calls him baby will seem confusing in the presence of others.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I’ll End Poverty In Nigeria, If Elected President – Tinubu by gonkin(m): 11:43am On Dec 21, 2022
We dont want a Nigeria to be like lagos where cost of living is very high. Everybody will be rich with a high salary yet they cant foot all their bills. Someone Earning 400k in lagos is like someone earning 80k a month in other states. Even the person earning 80k will still eat grilled catfish and beer during weekends
PoliticsRe: Mc Oluomo’s Son Woke up Bored And Decided To Book A Flight To Canada by gonkin(m): 1:23pm On Dec 20, 2022
Anyonw voting apc for presidency is just voting shettima into power. Tinubu go relax for London. Suffer no dey tire una?
FoodRe: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by gonkin(m):
SyrusdeHansome:
I can never eat dog, cat, snake, duck nd rabbit. I can't eat unfried chicken. Add urs
If u chop dried monkey or bat you go wan chop am again. I ate such about 17 years ago as a kid and i cant forget the taste. It was awesome.

Still afraid to eat dog and snake, cat is a hell no. But i ate a rabbit during my biology practical, i crave duck
PoliticsRe: Let's Evaluate: Between SS, SW & SE, Which Region's Governor Performed Better by gonkin(m):
BossGerald:
Imagine someone comparing shitty Ibadan with reasonable cities in the east and south south...laughable grin
U nailed it bro, dont mind that
Ttalk
. He's yapping about ranting. Yet he's from a village and residing in a jungle
PoliticsRe: Let's Evaluate: Between SS, SW & SE, Which Region's Governor Performed Better by gonkin(m): 8:03am On Dec 16, 2022
Ttalk:
Now that it is not a country we should term it your village. I don't get the bullshit of Lagos shouldn't be call a state.

Talking about Port, does state government control and collect income from the port?

Is import duty a state revenue? Many of your are simply ignorant
Yeah, i was born and grew up in lagos, my parents still live in lagos, i left lagos on the 10th of this month. U wan try fresh air outside lagos? , i used to call other locations outside lagos a village too. Till i left lagos, now i call lagos the jungle. U will never find someone pooping at the corner of the road like the way lagos fugitives do. Are u from lagos? Or just claiming lagos cuz ur state of origin is a village.
PoliticsRe: Let's Evaluate: Between SS, SW & SE, Which Region's Governor Performed Better by gonkin(m): 7:17am On Dec 16, 2022
tolue42:
Why should we remove Lagos first? That's my question to you...
Cuz lagos should be a country. After over 70 years as a capital they still not growing fast enough even though they've got the highest number of investors, revenue and port system.

When i did my vehicle papers in delta cuz thats where i work and reside, i drove to lagos, i was pissed cuz the vio was trying to tell me nonsense. Trying to tell me my papers weren't valid. Cars with other state numbers renew their papers in lagos and its fine with other state but when u have a lagos number and renew in other state they wanna seek issues. Lagos should be a country on its own
TravelRe: Video Of How Abuja-Kaduna Train Rammed Into A Car by gonkin(m): 6:58am On Dec 16, 2022
Smithkafors:
I don’t get it….what is she doing in the car at that moment?. Why is she not moving the car?.

Why are there no demarcations to stop cars from crossing when a train is approaching?.

Why did the train not stop?.

This country is finished and some young people that can’t differentiate their left from their right wants to finish it totally.

If una like no vote competent leaders who is agile to move around the country and speak directly to the people. Go vote Dubai or UK unhealthy landlords.
A train suddenly stopping? That's gonna make it derail. Total distance covered when stopping depends on number of carts its carrying. And 200ft of distance isn't enough for a train
HealthAmputation And Artificial Limb by gonkin(op): 6:52pm On Dec 15, 2022
Good evening

Ive been sad all day since i learnt a close friend was involved in car and bike accident. It was so severe that her leg had to be amputated from the femur down. She's about 8 months pregnant and ive been having a migraine due to excess tears running down my cheek.

My question is that after her heals from the cut, can she use artificial limb and is it expensive. Will she be able to walk a lil normal?

Cuz she's a lil bit on the chubby size
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2022
Blankstare:
You are confusing me with your situation! Are you enjoying or not?
Im enjoying my truck but not the eay I'm managing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 2:01pm On Dec 15, 2022
Kaycee54321:
cheesy
That means you don't really fancy meat. Person wey get that kain SUV no go tell me say to buy meat be problem.

I can relate a bit sha. I fit take one portion of rice & cover it with fried plantain. If bag of rice likes, it can hit 100K, I don't really fancy it.
No i dont fancy meat but i no dey take fried plantain play. Worst case i use egg to bribe the meal. Also buying outside is not an option. Cuz e no dey belle full person. Buying out is only when i get paid so i pamper myself to remind my brain how jaiye feels like. We aint quiting keep on pushing we gonna get there
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 1:43pm On Dec 15, 2022
Holla911:
Fueling this beast isn't a joke.
Kudos to you.
Im a grease monkey myself. I have modded this vehicle so severely, its about 18mpg from 11. Leaned out the a/f ratio, done a fan clutch and egr delete.


I pay attention to every detail. Stock 0-60 is around 13 to 15 secs. I moded it to do 0-60 in less than 10. My best is 9.2

Not boring drive at all

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2022
Kaycee54321:
Why do you drive a 4x4 and don't have meat in your meals?

Are you some sort of vegan?
Sometimes i use my 4x4 to tow and haul luggage. Eithet when someone is moving out an apartment or into an apartment. It also covers.

Meat no dey make belle full.

If 1 piece of meat is ₦200 and 4 wraps of fufu is also ₦200, ill go for an extra 4 wraps.
When u are on a budget, its quantity over quality.

There are times i could stay a whole month without eating meat then i forget the taste of meat. But that full belle, i dont joke with.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2022
U dont have to be employed to have money. Ive not been working for 2 years now but i have lots skill set. The skills are there for whenever an opportunity rises. As at this time last year i go a contract from outdoor signage installations. It was a project to last 3 months and installations all over lagos. The thing no easy, lagos thugs, lastma and others show me pepper especially mushin and agege areas even badagry. But that project paid my rent, that of my parents and some other bills. It was bout 3m for the project but dem oga sef wen get me the project collect their cut.

This year too i have work for me and covered the bills of my parent. My account balance na die. Im single too, staying alone with no kids but my skills are whats kept my on key. Till work starts again. I still drive a big ass 4x4, yeah my cloths are 2 years old, i hardly had meat in my meals and when it becomes critical i cut down to 1 heavy meal a day. My guy e no easy but relying on someone for upkeep is what im avoiding. Just sharpen ur skill. Opportunity will come
PhonesRe: Android Is Definitely Superior To Ios - User's Experience. by gonkin(m): 3:42am On Dec 15, 2022
Elxandre:
I like people like you.
Una no send any brand Papa and una dey save money well. grin
Many of these phones are under rated cuz of name. Besides once u use rugged smartphones once u wont want to use a regular phone again. I have an oukitel k7 that's over 4 years now.

Imagine that joy of having a phone that will fall from ur hand and u wont panic
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Makes Brief Appearance At Niger Rally, Fails To Give Speech (Video, Pics) by gonkin(m): 10:22pm On Dec 14, 2022
Them no charge the battery well this time.
Tinubu energy be like iPhone battery
PhonesRe: Android Is Definitely Superior To Ios - User's Experience. by gonkin(m): 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2022
I still like my china oukitel. Waterproof with night vision camera that can see in pitch black
CrimeRe: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by gonkin(m): 4:11am On Dec 11, 2022
My question is juju dey print money? I had an elderly man that said YES

When he was serving at the north several years back when ₦20 had value probably the highest denomination then, a native doctor did it with a damn nescafe cup. ₦20 notes were just gushing out the nescafe tin like it was water. Also talked about why most truck drivers usually have bees flying nearby.
Saying their jazz is very strong but nit violent. Like those bdc guy, many of them are loaded with jazz.

Guy the matter tire me.

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