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SergeantTitus:I remember seeing such but not a saucer during my ND at Ibadan. Though people i told mocked me like crazy but i know what i saw. But who would believe u.? |
Yet some people still support APC because the presidential candidate is their tribe.
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Olamide (has is own style, like he's gisting) Brymo (has this African tune in his voice) Burna (sounds like pure afro) Wizkid not big wiz (most Nigerian artists have his pattern of singing but he created it). Wande coal |
Currently using oukitel K7. The phone has served me for 4 years, no hiccups, battery still lasts even after heavy usage i intend to upgrade to same oukitel brand oukitel wp21 that got released in November 2022 but this CBN international transaction limit issue is gonna make it hard to purchase. Jumia price compared to a aliexpress price is a big rip off. Even with custom duty, aliexpress is still cheaper and would take 5 to 12 days compared to jumia. I wished i could get virtual card at good rate Other than that, i used Sony Ericsson k750. That phone had it all. The music always had high quality
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Damn she was already getting depressed. What if.......... |
Less taxes and ability to step on people that aint got up to u |
After paying 15k one police will now tell me my papers na fake. Well dagbo go too plenty. Cuz many just do it to show police. |
IPhone and marriage |
Tinubu campaigning for shettima. He'll be in London shettima will be in naija. Same Apc technique. APC only know how to rule, they dont know how to lead. MUSLIM-MUSLIM ticket is a red flag |
Make una still dey knack chest for Tinubu na. Tinubu is just the frame, shettima is the picture. And shettima is very very wicked |
Test am with bet9ja first put money if e work then i go believe |
E get the kind condition you go experience u no go reason food. |
This modern day no be about first class again. When who go hire u no even finish school. I prefer the right connection to first class |
Emefiele is the only one worse than buhari with his useless policies |
The part where she calls him baby will seem confusing in the presence of others. |
We dont want a Nigeria to be like lagos where cost of living is very high. Everybody will be rich with a high salary yet they cant foot all their bills. Someone Earning 400k in lagos is like someone earning 80k a month in other states. Even the person earning 80k will still eat grilled catfish and beer during weekends |
Anyonw voting apc for presidency is just voting shettima into power. Tinubu go relax for London. Suffer no dey tire una? |
SyrusdeHansome:If u chop dried monkey or bat you go wan chop am again. I ate such about 17 years ago as a kid and i cant forget the taste. It was awesome. Still afraid to eat dog and snake, cat is a hell no. But i ate a rabbit during my biology practical, i crave duck |
BossGerald:U nailed it bro, dont mind that Ttalk. He's yapping about ranting. Yet he's from a village and residing in a jungle |
Ttalk:Yeah, i was born and grew up in lagos, my parents still live in lagos, i left lagos on the 10th of this month. U wan try fresh air outside lagos? , i used to call other locations outside lagos a village too. Till i left lagos, now i call lagos the jungle. U will never find someone pooping at the corner of the road like the way lagos fugitives do. Are u from lagos? Or just claiming lagos cuz ur state of origin is a village. |
tolue42:Cuz lagos should be a country. After over 70 years as a capital they still not growing fast enough even though they've got the highest number of investors, revenue and port system. When i did my vehicle papers in delta cuz thats where i work and reside, i drove to lagos, i was pissed cuz the vio was trying to tell me nonsense. Trying to tell me my papers weren't valid. Cars with other state numbers renew their papers in lagos and its fine with other state but when u have a lagos number and renew in other state they wanna seek issues. Lagos should be a country on its own |
Smithkafors:A train suddenly stopping? That's gonna make it derail. Total distance covered when stopping depends on number of carts its carrying. And 200ft of distance isn't enough for a train |
Good evening Ive been sad all day since i learnt a close friend was involved in car and bike accident. It was so severe that her leg had to be amputated from the femur down. She's about 8 months pregnant and ive been having a migraine due to excess tears running down my cheek. My question is that after her heals from the cut, can she use artificial limb and is it expensive. Will she be able to walk a lil normal? Cuz she's a lil bit on the chubby size |
Blankstare:Im enjoying my truck but not the eay I'm managing |
Kaycee54321:No i dont fancy meat but i no dey take fried plantain play. Worst case i use egg to bribe the meal. Also buying outside is not an option. Cuz e no dey belle full person. Buying out is only when i get paid so i pamper myself to remind my brain how jaiye feels like. We aint quiting keep on pushing we gonna get there |
Holla911:Im a grease monkey myself. I have modded this vehicle so severely, its about 18mpg from 11. Leaned out the a/f ratio, done a fan clutch and egr delete. I pay attention to every detail. Stock 0-60 is around 13 to 15 secs. I moded it to do 0-60 in less than 10. My best is 9.2 Not boring drive at all
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Kaycee54321:Sometimes i use my 4x4 to tow and haul luggage. Eithet when someone is moving out an apartment or into an apartment. It also covers. Meat no dey make belle full. If 1 piece of meat is ₦200 and 4 wraps of fufu is also ₦200, ill go for an extra 4 wraps. When u are on a budget, its quantity over quality. There are times i could stay a whole month without eating meat then i forget the taste of meat. But that full belle, i dont joke with.
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U dont have to be employed to have money. Ive not been working for 2 years now but i have lots skill set. The skills are there for whenever an opportunity rises. As at this time last year i go a contract from outdoor signage installations. It was a project to last 3 months and installations all over lagos. The thing no easy, lagos thugs, lastma and others show me pepper especially mushin and agege areas even badagry. But that project paid my rent, that of my parents and some other bills. It was bout 3m for the project but dem oga sef wen get me the project collect their cut. This year too i have work for me and covered the bills of my parent. My account balance na die. Im single too, staying alone with no kids but my skills are whats kept my on key. Till work starts again. I still drive a big ass 4x4, yeah my cloths are 2 years old, i hardly had meat in my meals and when it becomes critical i cut down to 1 heavy meal a day. My guy e no easy but relying on someone for upkeep is what im avoiding. Just sharpen ur skill. Opportunity will come |
Elxandre:Many of these phones are under rated cuz of name. Besides once u use rugged smartphones once u wont want to use a regular phone again. I have an oukitel k7 that's over 4 years now. Imagine that joy of having a phone that will fall from ur hand and u wont panic |
Them no charge the battery well this time. Tinubu energy be like iPhone battery |
I still like my china oukitel. Waterproof with night vision camera that can see in pitch black |
My question is juju dey print money? I had an elderly man that said YES When he was serving at the north several years back when ₦20 had value probably the highest denomination then, a native doctor did it with a damn nescafe cup. ₦20 notes were just gushing out the nescafe tin like it was water. Also talked about why most truck drivers usually have bees flying nearby. Saying their jazz is very strong but nit violent. Like those bdc guy, many of them are loaded with jazz. Guy the matter tire me. |

