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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2022
Kaycee54321:
Why do you drive a 4x4 and don't have meat in your meals?

Are you some sort of vegan?
Sometimes i use my 4x4 to tow and haul luggage. Eithet when someone is moving out an apartment or into an apartment. It also covers.

Meat no dey make belle full.

If 1 piece of meat is ₦200 and 4 wraps of fufu is also ₦200, ill go for an extra 4 wraps.
When u are on a budget, its quantity over quality.

There are times i could stay a whole month without eating meat then i forget the taste of meat. But that full belle, i dont joke with.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Unemployed Family Men Cope Abeg? by gonkin(m): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2022
U dont have to be employed to have money. Ive not been working for 2 years now but i have lots skill set. The skills are there for whenever an opportunity rises. As at this time last year i go a contract from outdoor signage installations. It was a project to last 3 months and installations all over lagos. The thing no easy, lagos thugs, lastma and others show me pepper especially mushin and agege areas even badagry. But that project paid my rent, that of my parents and some other bills. It was bout 3m for the project but dem oga sef wen get me the project collect their cut.

This year too i have work for me and covered the bills of my parent. My account balance na die. Im single too, staying alone with no kids but my skills are whats kept my on key. Till work starts again. I still drive a big ass 4x4, yeah my cloths are 2 years old, i hardly had meat in my meals and when it becomes critical i cut down to 1 heavy meal a day. My guy e no easy but relying on someone for upkeep is what im avoiding. Just sharpen ur skill. Opportunity will come
Phones › Re: Android Is Definitely Superior To Ios - User's Experience. by gonkin(m): 3:42am On Dec 15, 2022
Elxandre:
I like people like you.
Una no send any brand Papa and una dey save money well. grin
Many of these phones are under rated cuz of name. Besides once u use rugged smartphones once u wont want to use a regular phone again. I have an oukitel k7 that's over 4 years now.

Imagine that joy of having a phone that will fall from ur hand and u wont panic
Politics › Re: Tinubu Makes Brief Appearance At Niger Rally, Fails To Give Speech (Video, Pics) by gonkin(m): 10:22pm On Dec 14, 2022
Them no charge the battery well this time.
Tinubu energy be like iPhone battery
Phones › Re: Android Is Definitely Superior To Ios - User's Experience. by gonkin(m): 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2022
I still like my china oukitel. Waterproof with night vision camera that can see in pitch black
Crime › Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by gonkin(m): 4:11am On Dec 11, 2022
My question is juju dey print money? I had an elderly man that said YES

When he was serving at the north several years back when ₦20 had value probably the highest denomination then, a native doctor did it with a damn nescafe cup. ₦20 notes were just gushing out the nescafe tin like it was water. Also talked about why most truck drivers usually have bees flying nearby.
Saying their jazz is very strong but nit violent. Like those bdc guy, many of them are loaded with jazz.

Guy the matter tire me.
Politics › Re: Jubilation As Lagos Residents Capture Gutter Poopers In Mushin (photo) by gonkin(m): 3:59am On Dec 11, 2022
Thats lagos for u
Crime › Re: Why Are Muslim Names Sound So Terrible And Ugly (list Of Nauseating Names) by gonkin(m): 1:47am On Dec 10, 2022
More scary than terrible. One thing i can never do to a muslim is insult religion. Omo if u dare insult a Muslim's religion in his presence. He go change am for u no matter how close una be
Romance › Re: When It Comes To Pleasure, Penis Girth Is More Important Than Length by gonkin(m): 9:56pm On Dec 07, 2022
Not everyone thats got a p3nis knows how to use it. Even with a size + length combo and some dudes dont know how to ride that underground tunnel.

Just have good endurance to delay ur ejac as long as it takes then know how to thrust and wind. No how the girl must feel ur presence in her ministry and have memories of the praise and worship
Food › Re: If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would That Be? by gonkin(m): 9:07pm On Dec 07, 2022
Plantains for me
Romance › Re: Igbo Girls Most Beautiful In Nigeria(pics) by gonkin(m): 2:04pm On Dec 07, 2022
ednut1:
Every tribe has fine girls. Fulani fine pass igbo girls tho
Yes fulani are usually fine with height but the east still knocks em off the wall in terms of beauty
Romance › Re: My Love For Older Women Are Getting Stronger by gonkin(m): 2:00pm On Dec 07, 2022
Intellectuall01:
Just make sure they are not Yoruba sha. Make them nor go use juju spoil your life.
Juju and bleaching cream with so much stretch mark on the chubby one with contour Lines looking like wires
Business › Re: CBN Drops ATM Withdrawal Limit To N20k/Day by gonkin(m): 7:08pm On Dec 06, 2022
Pos vendors will be using transfer
Politics › Re: FG Developed Lagos, Not Tinubu - Atiku by gonkin(m): 12:00pm On Dec 06, 2022
Tinubu taking credit for the good works of fashola and ambode
Romance › Re: My Babe Need A Man That Can Last More Than 30 Minutes by gonkin(m): 9:51am On Dec 05, 2022
KeyEndurance:
Greeting to you all. my babe travel to a state since last two month, ever since i toasted her we have not had sex before but we promised other to have it when she come back for christmas. so this evening we had some naughty conversation in the process of that i ask her how long she will expect her man to last on her i thought she will say something like 10 minutes but to my greatest shock she told me that she want her man to last on her more than 30 minutes. she even ask me that did i use to realise on time but i can't answer the question because am the kind of man that last highest 10 minutes.
you guys should help a brother on what to eat to boost my energy before she come back to avoid disgrace please.
If its not 45 or above then its a quickee
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Gallery Of Taking Random Pictures Of Small Plants And Flowers by gonkin(m): 4:59pm On Dec 04, 2022
silento:
no

u can use jumia
grin grin it was 167k custom duty over 30k thats shipping should be 3k. Thats about 200k.
Thats was during black Friday. Hell no

Besides wp21 is out
Politics › Re: The Amazing Transformation Of Oshodi In Pics by gonkin(m): 12:20pm On Dec 04, 2022
After them go say na tinubu do am. Taking credit for the legacy if fashola and ambode.
Romance › Re: 6 Weeks No Girlfriend. My Life Haven't Been More Better by gonkin(m): 10:43am On Dec 04, 2022
Only 6 weeks. Mine is 23 months, if not for reproduction single all the way.
Family › Re: A Sample Of Bride Price In UGEP, Yakurr LGA Of Cross River State (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 11:13pm On Dec 03, 2022
See another one here.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Snubs Arise TV Townhall Meeting, Arrives UK by gonkin(m): 11:11pm On Dec 03, 2022
As predicted. He don too fumble. Time to recharge

Politics › Re: Tinubu Arrives London For International Engagements by gonkin(m): 11:11pm On Dec 03, 2022
Rechargeable candidate

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Gallery Of Taking Random Pictures Of Small Plants And Flowers by gonkin(m): 9:17pm On Dec 03, 2022
silento:
ali express
Now our naira cards have limitations.

Any bugs on the phone?
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Ayade In London, Strategizing Ahead Of 2023 by gonkin(m): 6:24pm On Dec 03, 2022
Him don go recharge him battery.
Apc should just turn London to the capital of nigeria
Politics › Re: INEC Office Set Ablaze In Imo by gonkin(m): 7:33am On Dec 03, 2022
So them no dey keep documents and cards for fireproof material again? Many offices that handle documents use these. Nawa of inec
Politics › Re: Lagos Records Lowest Robbery Incidents In Decades, No Bank Robbery by gonkin(m): 7:26am On Dec 03, 2022
They dont rob banks but now rob motorists day and night in traffic. Na everyday dem dey rob for alakija. Why would they rob banks when lagos has too much traffic? Besides robbery is old school
Politics › Re: Well Arranged Moving Vehicles On Ikorodu Road, Lagos by gonkin(m): 10:06pm On Dec 02, 2022
If traffic no hold u, Lastma go hold u.
Traffic city.
Wen u reach berger from outside lagos, traffic will welcome u, getting to ojota that mountain of dustbin will welcome u, currently at Anthony and at night the dirty from ojota dey smell reach Anthony.

Seriously for me to perceive garbage fumes from over 7km away. Gosh.

This same road u took a photo of is usually hell from 7:30am to 11am.

Politics › Re: Online Banter, As Yoruba Man Said, There Is No Skyscraper In Igbo Land. by gonkin(m): 10:44am On Dec 01, 2022
ednut1:
currently empty and wasting away
True
Politics › Re: Online Banter, As Yoruba Man Said, There Is No Skyscraper In Igbo Land. by gonkin(m): 9:23am On Dec 01, 2022
In the 21st century a building is considered a skyscraper when its over 150m or has over 40 floors.

The tallest building in Nigeria is the NECOM HOUSE located at marina, lagos state and has 32 floors. It was built in 1979

Also its total height is 160m.

According to todays standard, its the only skyscraper in Nigeria.

NECOM House is the seventh tallest building in Africa and the 4435th Tallest in the World so we dey last and some people still dey knack chest "skyscraper" and it was A Ghanaian architectural company, Nickson Borys, and Partners designed the NECOM House while it was built by the British company, Costain Group.

Family › Re: A Real Sample Of Yoruba Marriage List (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 8:57am On Dec 01, 2022
Now compare it to one i saw online some months ago on nairaland. I believe it should be cross river

Politics › Re: Plan Your Movement: Gridlock Expected As Lagos APC Walks For Tinubu by gonkin(m): 8:03am On Nov 30, 2022
hopexter:
Even if he’s crippled, we’ll vote for him. It’s not his legs Nigeria needs, it’s his brains and foresight for development.
What brain? undecided
Romance › Re: Highest Paid Robotics Engineer In The World Is A Nigerian (photos) by gonkin(m): 11:57am On Nov 29, 2022
siofra:
He's so handsome.


This is my ultimate crush! I have no other crush but him grin


Please how can I get his number? I need him to mentor me on AI and in the other room cool
Dont think he would wanna date a Nigerian girl

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