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Thats lagos for u

More scary than terrible. One thing i can never do to a muslim is insult religion. Omo if u dare insult a Muslim's religion in his presence. He go change am for u no matter how close una be

Not everyone thats got a p3nis knows how to use it. Even with a size + length combo and some dudes dont know how to ride that underground tunnel.

Just have good endurance to delay ur ejac as long as it takes then know how to thrust and wind. No how the girl must feel ur presence in her ministry and have memories of the praise and worship

Plantains for me

ednut1:
Every tribe has fine girls. Fulani fine pass igbo girls tho

Yes fulani are usually fine with height but the east still knocks em off the wall in terms of beauty

Intellectuall01:
Just make sure they are not Yoruba sha. Make them nor go use juju spoil your life.

Juju and bleaching cream with so much stretch mark on the chubby one with contour Lines looking like wires

Pos vendors will be using transfer

Tinubu taking credit for the good works of fashola and ambode

KeyEndurance:
Greeting to you all. my babe travel to a state since last two month, ever since i toasted her we have not had sex before but we promised other to have it when she come back for christmas. so this evening we had some naughty conversation in the process of that i ask her how long she will expect her man to last on her i thought she will say something like 10 minutes but to my greatest shock she told me that she want her man to last on her more than 30 minutes. she even ask me that did i use to realise on time but i can't answer the question because am the kind of man that last highest 10 minutes.
you guys should help a brother on what to eat to boost my energy before she come back to avoid disgrace please.

If its not 45 or above then its a quickee

silento:
no

u can use jumia

it was 167k custom duty over 30k thats shipping should be 3k. Thats about 200k.
Thats was during black Friday. Hell no

Besides wp21 is out

After them go say na tinubu do am. Taking credit for the legacy if fashola and ambode.

Only 6 weeks. Mine is 23 months, if not for reproduction single all the way.

See another one here.

As predicted. He don too fumble. Time to recharge

Rechargeable candidate

silento:
ali express

Now our naira cards have limitations.

Any bugs on the phone?

Him don go recharge him battery.
Apc should just turn London to the capital of nigeria

So them no dey keep documents and cards for fireproof material again? Many offices that handle documents use these. Nawa of inec

They dont rob banks but now rob motorists day and night in traffic. Na everyday dem dey rob for alakija. Why would they rob banks when lagos has too much traffic? Besides robbery is old school

If traffic no hold u, Lastma go hold u.
Traffic city.
Wen u reach berger from outside lagos, traffic will welcome u, getting to ojota that mountain of dustbin will welcome u, currently at Anthony and at night the dirty from ojota dey smell reach Anthony.

Seriously for me to perceive garbage fumes from over 7km away. Gosh.

This same road u took a photo of is usually hell from 7:30am to 11am.

ednut1:
currently empty and wasting away

True

In the 21st century a building is considered a skyscraper when its over 150m or has over 40 floors.

The tallest building in Nigeria is the NECOM HOUSE located at marina, lagos state and has 32 floors. It was built in 1979

Also its total height is 160m.

According to todays standard, its the only skyscraper in Nigeria.

NECOM House is the seventh tallest building in Africa and the 4435th Tallest in the World so we dey last and some people still dey knack chest "skyscraper" and it was A Ghanaian architectural company, Nickson Borys, and Partners designed the NECOM House while it was built by the British company, Costain Group.

Now compare it to one i saw online some months ago on nairaland. I believe it should be cross river

hopexter:
Even if he’s crippled, we’ll vote for him. It’s not his legs Nigeria needs, it’s his brains and foresight for development.

What brain?

siofra:
He's so handsome.


This is my ultimate crush! I have no other crush but him


Please how can I get his number? I need him to mentor me on AI and in the other room

Dont think he would wanna date a Nigerian girl

The hymen is the only wahala, its like the older is the harder it is. I have popped 2, the 3rd was a skinny 26 year old but The matter tire me so i gave up

Obidients on the beat. Anything that involves obi supporters always gives a positive result. Obidients looking out for each other. Best part Peter obi isnt the one doing it. Its why buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy. Cuz most believe the presidential candidate should do it all for the follower but obidients are different

One thing i love about obidients is they are ready to help themselves, they just need peter obi in aso rock to remove the apc shackles. Peter obi giving Nigerians motivation

We all know he wants to go recharge his batteries

APC candidate are greedy, dem know whats up dem just pit tinubu for front while the rule from the shadows just like buhari, him just dey flex. God forbid

ThugOfWar:
agege condom

Lol

You go trust apc branded condoms for protection? This one and agege bread nylon which one strong pass