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AutosRe: The mileage covered by this luxury Mercedes Benz will shock you!!! by gonkin(m): 10:29am On Sep 08, 2023
Guage cluster replacement.
PhonesRe: Where Can I Buy Samsung S21 Ultra Charging Port by gonkin(m): 9:10am On Sep 02, 2023
Check aliexpress
PoliticsRe: Fuel Queues Hit Lagos, Others As Thieves Vandalise Pipelines by gonkin(m): 8:20am On Aug 30, 2023
Which pipeline? Many petrol stations use trailer to load from depot. So how does it affect petrol stations
PoliticsRe: God Will Build Nigeria Through President Tinubu — Kumuyi by gonkin(m): 5:13am On Aug 23, 2023
We always want GOD to do it. He has already given us the resources to do it but we are just expecting it to happen like magic
PoliticsRe: See N1000 Potatoes I'm To Survive On For 8 Days by gonkin(m): 8:45pm On Aug 17, 2023
olabode4dkoko:
Matt Damon
I meant mark wartney.

I know its matt damon. The damn auto correct change am for me.

Just see the movie it will teach u to remain strong.

I was jobless for 2 years after my last job,

The martian and pursuit of happiness kept me motivated
PoliticsRe: See N1000 Potatoes I'm To Survive On For 8 Days by gonkin(m): 8:36pm On Aug 17, 2023
FeelGoodAlways:
While senators are sharing millions to themselves, they forgot about ordinary Nigerians who cannot feed due to economic hardship.

Upon that, they still brought "subsidy thing" to suffer ordinary Nigerians the more, making life harder by the day.

So part of my meager salary which is 20k was taken by medical emergency earlier in the month.

That has stressed me out the more on survival, leaving me with a thousand naira as of this morning.

I could have prepared soup with it but what soup can I prepare with 1k and how long can it last? Soup wasn't the best option and so I decided to go for something more avoidable.

Anyhow, potatoes dey, red oil dey, man go survive.

It's well with the souls of struggling Nigerians most who do not even have a job or are underpaid.
U don turn mark Walberg as the martian
Where he had to survive alone on mars for you over 2 years with just potatoes
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by gonkin(m): 5:58am On Aug 16, 2023
At some point even corolla sef dey reach limit of owners. She's got a lot of miles on her already. Jeez
PoliticsRe: The Only Car Peter Obi Won't Enter For The Rest Of His Life (Photos) by gonkin(m): 5:53am On Aug 16, 2023
Peter Obi matter still dey pepper una? Una get witchcraft? Or is it because ur conscience won't let u admit that even after ur messiah entered the car u began trekking.
Una never she shege.
PoliticsRe: PHCH Starts Distribution Of Hand Held Mobile Prepaid Meter by gonkin(m): 11:40am On Aug 15, 2023
I get more hours of power usage from my inverter than those nepa
Imagine supply from those electricity distribution companies is my backup grin

PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria’s Fuel Price Cheapest In The World Like Eniola Badmus Said? by gonkin(m): 4:00pm On Aug 01, 2023
Fuel cheap but the exchange rate made it expensive
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Hit Tinubu Hard, Say President’s First Few Weeks Worse by gonkin(m): 2:49pm On Aug 01, 2023
Buhari did nothing
Tinubu is doing something but......
The something tinubu is doing feels worse than the nothing buhari did grin grin
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over N250,000 Debt In Niger State by gonkin(m): 7:51pm On Jul 25, 2023
Im here owing 243k but death isnt my portion
TravelRe: Int’l Travels: Airfares Hit Rooftop In Nigeria As Ghanaians, Others Pay Less by gonkin(m): 2:59pm On Jul 22, 2023
APC supporters. How far.

Dont drink poison because a drink was served you with ur tribal cup.

I hope y'all choke on it
PoliticsRe: Germany And Nigeria Population In 1980 Compared To Now by gonkin(m): 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2023
Polygamy join
PoliticsRe: Behold The Anambra State Mercedes Benz Fire Truck by gonkin(m): 4:49am On Jul 04, 2023
Una still dey on peter obi matter? Shame no dey una eye abi? U guys should focus on the renewed shege abeg & choke on cassava
PhonesRe: Naira Devaluation: Expect Price Hike, Telcos Tell Subscribers by gonkin(m): 1:13pm On Jun 28, 2023
I quite surprised that the supporters of APC supporters wen dey knack chest don dey hide face gradually. Abeg where una dey. We miss una bragging
AutosRe: Proof Of Ownership Certificate: FG Imposes N1,000 Annual Fee On Motorists by gonkin(m): 4:25pm On Jun 27, 2023
Una never see anything. E never reach one month na lets still wait for the report card
AutosRe: Proof Of Ownership Certificate: FG Imposes N1,000 Annual Fee On Motorists by gonkin(m): 2:26pm On Jun 27, 2023
ATEAMS:
It's cheap still...

We just indirectly repaying our loan
It always starts cheap.
There was a time you could renew all ur vehicle papers with 10k now its over 20k
RomanceRe: Guys!!! If You Are Ready Now, Go And Marry Before It's Late.(photo) by gonkin(m): 3:34pm On Jun 20, 2023
These days there are more baby mama's than single ladies. Also once they are 26 they turn from hard to get to let's get going
PhonesRe: Finally Got My New Infinix Note 30 Pro! by gonkin(m): 3:31pm On Jun 20, 2023
If its not rugged, waterproof, shock proof or lack night vision camera and less than 7000mah, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

I can't buy a phone that will fall on the floor or into water and my bp would rise.
FamilyRe: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by gonkin(m): 12:49pm On Jun 01, 2023
fergieboy:
- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)

Look for a cheap apartment like Room and palour self contain around 400k per year

- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)

Sell your car 🚗

- [s]Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)[/s]

- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)

Reduce the time you on generator
Like others have said
Get a laptop with strong battery and power bank

- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)

Buy food in bulk and cook it’s cheaper

- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth

The 4 above are ok

- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)

Wash your cloth

- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

The above are ok
Let's swap. My own wen useless people sidon press to 97k I still dey manage. I have a car too
So let's swap I'll show u how to manage
CrimeRe: Thieves Removed Everything In A Man's Parked Car by gonkin(m): 9:16am On May 31, 2023
LeeSantos:
The estate security may also be involved, cuz for this type of operation takes time except they came in. Number to lose those things so quickly

He said Both back seats cost between 700k to a million. Please what the car model and make ? I am just curious.
That's a gx470
No mind am it's not up to. Its not even up to 100k for both. The only issue is finding one..
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Jumps To ₦‎350/ltr As Queues Return by gonkin(m): 9:53am On May 30, 2023
Qc1:
Yes

Nigeria is paying ₦184 or $0.25/liters for fuel.
If they didn't have crappy exchange rate or if it was 250 to a dollar we won't mind so if the exchange rate
PhonesRe: My problem with Oraimo Power Banks by gonkin(m): 9:39am On May 30, 2023
judatech:
What make of phone?
Oukitel k7. Its 4yrs old and refused to die. I've used 2 other phones along side it but the oukitel still stands
PoliticsRe: Intrigue Surrounds Tinubu's Unsteady Walk To The Podium (video) by gonkin(m): 7:23am On May 30, 2023
Wahala wa ooo.
PhonesRe: My problem with Oraimo Power Banks by gonkin(m): 7:21am On May 30, 2023
If your phone has a good battery, who needs power bank. My phone is 10000mah and lasts me the full day on heavy usage. Power bank charges it slow.
I really laugh when I see people carrying powerbank around like drip. Especially iphone users. U hardly see any without powerbank
PoliticsRe: Spotted: Tinubu Supporters In Aso Ebi Jetting To Abuja For The Inauguration. PIC by gonkin(m): 6:05am On May 28, 2023
Agbero go take bus
PoliticsRe: This Is Abuja For The Next 8 Years. Picture. by gonkin(m): 4:53pm On May 27, 2023
Abuja no be lagos. Big difference dey

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