₦airaland Forum

modelmike7:
We shall get there gradually. Atleast if the battery life won't be able to cook beans, we can start with using the stove for noodles and warm water. Nigeria will be great. Nice one

How this technology take concern Nigeria? This is pure Biafran technology!b

yoksy:
I've not really reached the point of being suicidal because I know my future is bright and the baby in my womb is more of a comforter to me. I have been married for close to two years now.

My hubby has not been very healthy for close to a year now, we just leave like roommates, hardly any sexual activity, but it was a blow to my face when I came back from church on Sunday and saw a pill of Viagra 100 on my matrimonial bed and when I checked his phone I saw his chat with a girl inviting her to his guest house and denying he is married.

After confronting him, there was no remorse not even an explanation. He is just pretending to be nice (meanwhile am heavily pregnant but he cares less, I care for my pregnancy and buy my babies stuff. Hee sometimes even tells me he is not responsible formed my pregnancy)

Please, I need candid advice on heat to do. thanks.

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emamos:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/buhari-isnt-god-ill-continue-to-say-the-truth-fayose/

I just like this man called Fayose. "Who knows where Nigeria itself would be?" - Ayodele Fayose, Governor, Ekiti State, South West Nigeria.

This man can't stop saying the truth. With IPOB getting stronger everyday, who knows where Nigeria would be?

emamos:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/buhari-isnt-god-ill-continue-to-say-the-truth-fayose/

I just like this man called Fayose.

wisdomguy4u:
You should create a separate thread for this info. It's very enlightening

It's not only enlightening, it's frightening, especially from the northern perspective.

This is actually the work of narcotics. If you agree, hit "like". If you believe he should see the doctors at Yaba left, hit share.

Tayo, or whatever your name is, shut the fvck. You can't get anything from this terrorist fraudster. Just make sure you don't get throw away your brain during the next election.

Woe unto this Wamakko idiiot.

pretydiva:
Click like if u don't know dis actress

Click "like" if you disapprove of her costume.

scribble:
Imagine you have 10 David oyedepo in Naija




Bro now is not the time to speak in tongues I know it's beautiful.


But imagine if Amaechi, Uduaghan, Alams, OBJ, Baba Bubu, Jona, Mark, Fashola, Tinubu, Okorocha, El Rufai, Bankole, Anenih and all those other knuckle head thieves fond of boboing your grand mama and papa and omojuwa can do half of what oyedepo did in a forest in Ota?


Imagine how the world would have been. No surprise Nairaland was founded very close to covenant university

Virtually on the same km 10 idiroko

Nigeria has few great thinkers and plenty great talkers


Thank God oil money has started to run dry

Adapt or die!

yes, abboki better adapt or die.

Tolexander:
Sad news everywhere!

sorry to say that Nigeria, in it's current form, can't move forward. We are a country of countries like Britain, which is made up of England, Wales and Scotland. So, the earlier we go our separate ways the better for us. I've never believed in Nigeria, and I'm not afraid to say it. The thing is, the day South Nigeria say to hausa/fulani enough is enough, this forced marriage would end.

wtfCode:
it just reminded me of one stinky vagina i met few days ago.
I sliced the apple with my finger and the whole room changed.
I was like, is there a rotten fish in my room.
Thats the 2nd time i'm diving into a messed up poosay.

Please, censor your words; it's too stinky for my liking.

wtfCode:
**spits on the thread and walks away**

Why spit on this wonderful and informative thread? Don't waste your saliva, channel it to Dullardin.ho's face. Thanks.

Deejavuu:
Nice one. Op thanks for sharing

I hope you're protective of your vagina? Keep it clean, keep it dick-free. Thanks.

Aminat508:
http://www.360nobs.com/2015/09/ladies-only-5-reasons-why-your-vagina-itches/
Source:

Women should be protective of their vagina because it's a priceless and vulnerable organ. It annoys me when I see them playing around with that device, moving from Jack's to Harry's.

DAVIYJONESS:
The wedding night by tradition is suppose to be a special night for couples, the night they look forward to for months or years and finally they had to make the sweet love.

One of the excitement of marriage is sex, especially that wedding night sex, what will be the excitement if your wife is not a virgin? But just a normal lady who has had lots of sex and how will the sex be special to you guys when she is not new but second hand? And you are not the one that deflowered her?

Guys are you going to treat the night like every other regular night ?

If you're a virgin, then there's no point celebrating the wedding, all you need to do is jump into bed with her as quickly as possible, so that she can deflower you. It won't be painful, I promise. However, if you're a veteran in the business, use the period of honeymoon to rest.

ShySteady:
Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state, says he knows the location of the hidden assets of President Muhammau Buhari.
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Fayose, who’s unimpressed with the public assets declaration of the President, described the move as as a ploy to get “the applause of the gullible”.

The governor also warned the All Progressives Congress not to provoke him to reveal the hidden assets of their members.

Fayose released a statement on Wednesday, through Lere Olayinka, his spokesman.

“We know where everybody, including President Buhari’s wealth are hidden, and the APC should not provoke the governor to such an extent that he will begin to reveal their hidden assets,” he said.‎

“Nigerians demanded that President Buhari must declare his assets publicly because that was what the President promised when he was seeking the people’s votes. “It was part of President Buhari’s electoral promises that his assets will be declared publicly and up till today, he has not done that.

We have only been told that the President, whom they said was poor to the extent that he had to take bank loan to buy his party’s nomination, is now the owner of a mini estate in Asokoro, Abuja that is worth over N3 billion.

“The APC should rather explain to Nigerians how a man they said had no houses anywhere apart from Daura and Kaduna suddenly became owner of houses and landed properties in Kano, Abuja and Port Harcourt.

“They should also tell Nigerians what happened when President Buhari headed Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) and why they lied to Nigerians that the president was poor, thereby obtaining Nigerians’ votes by trick.”‎

Source:http://ynaija.com/ayo-fayose-assets-hidden-wealth-president-buhari/

When it comes to speaking the truth and dishing out facts, you can't beat Fayose. I love this dude.

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

This is one of the reasons I "sacked" her.

Tua!!! I spit on all those that were deceived by dullard-hino. It was so clear the man was on a scamming mission but y'all let the illiterate deceive ya. I warned ya, but ya ignored my warning. Once again, I spit on y'all. Tua!!!

Femolacaster:
This Balarabe Musa loves seeking for attention too much!

Tua!!! I spit on all those that were deceived by dullard-hino. It was so clear the man was on a scamming mission but y'all let the illiterate deceive ya. I warned ya, but ya ignored my warning. Once again, I spit on y'all. Tua!!!

Tua!!! I spit on all those that were deceived by dullard-hino. It was so clear the man was on a scamming mission but y'all let the illiterate deceive ya. I warned ya, but ya ignored my warning. Once again, I spit on y'all. Tua!!!

Omooba77:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/content/i-never-said-buhari-will-announce-his-cabinet-few-days-lai-muhammed

This lying son of a bit.ch called Lai is disgusting!

.just in case

This lying son of a bit.ch called Lai is disgusting.

ElDeeVee:
North off North on
Northern game on

And that's nothing.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
North replaces north

And that's nothing.

wisehuman156:
Drama unending! Buhari wasn't ready to become a president.

Gej used two months for preparations to lead Nigeria; Dullardeen had a whole 12 years, but see how he's falling like a pack of cards. He has redefined cluelessness. But what really baffles me is the arrogance and swag he's operating with despite the nation boiling and BH embarking on a killing spree. For him: "We are just killing us." it's normal. Ba wahala. Shikena!

Emekamex:
Buhari's main focus should be how to stop Boko Haram; other issues are secondary at this point.

Guy, are you silly? He's on a mission to supervise Boko Haram operationss, not to stop it.

By the way, I expect the super mod to censor BOKO HARAM. Boko Haram should "autocorrectly" read BUHARI BOYS. If the super mod doesn't do that, shame on him/her.

ElekeNtioba:
Meanwhile Dullardiñho is preparing amnesty for them....

The hypocrites have censored DULLARDINH.O. So, let's now use DULLARDEEN.

For example, DULLARDEEN has been overseeing the operations of Boko Haram since May 29, 2015;

DULLARDEEN'S people are killing DULLARDEEN'S people.

DULLARDEEN is a terrorist who has serious interest in Niger Delta's oil.

wisefizz:
UH... DAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TYPE "DUL*ARDINHO" AND NAIRALAND AUTOMATICALLY TURNS IT TO "PRESIDENT BUHARI"



NAIRALAND WHY?




OK... THIS MOVE BY BUHARI IS JUST LALASTICAL

"Retardeen" was not censored, "Biafra" is not censored, "shepopotamus" was not censored. Why? Na hypocrites dey run Nairaland? What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Nigeria/Nairaland is a fraudulent union/forum.

goodgood2:
President Buhari is a full time comedian!

Nairaland, so President Buhari and D.ullardinho now mean the same thing. I don't like this. Was "retardeen" censored? If no, then, shame on you.

Dullardeen is a full time comedian!

Woe on to any Ramalan parasite threatening Chief Tompolo. If oil were in the north, would contracts for the protection of facilities not be awarded to shekau or any northern terrorist? Can you imagine the insult; an a.boki savage threatening Tompolo over a matter that does not concern his region.

philips70:
http://leadership.ng/news/438108/nimasa-pays-tompolo-n1-5bn-monthly-ex-chairman

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