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Oya, pull off your shirt. I need to be sure you don't have "that thing" wrapped around your waist.

moscobabs:
That's my President




Sai buhari

You're a suspect. Pull off your shirt. I need to be sure you don't have "that thing" on you.

Aminat508:
Sai Buhari

Savages in Daura. Smh.

My name is Brainless Hypocrite aka Buhari, the frezident of the pederal refublic of naijiria.

Simply put it this way: "The Daurallard is brainless."

Owoplenty:
Nigerians are waiting,the country is conspicuosly dull; 'cos power is mute.we says we want change,apc claims it barn is full of change,GMB emerged as apostle of change,and we finaly belived and baptised and gave our mandate.but with the looks of things I can say GMB is a man of little ideas but huge integrity or he is politically inadequate to dirrect our national affairs for the moment.GEJ may be clueless, GMB is issueless.

Buhari = brainless son of a b1tch.

100%, my nigga.

agarawu23:
how sure are you he is brainless?

There's no point about talking about clues, when the nomad is brainless. Where would he store clues?

agarawu23:
The pressure on buhari will NEVER make him clueless

This phool is blinded by tribal sentiments. Hypocrite.

mascot87:
That is actually presidential. God bless PMB. Haters can go & die

And with time, millions of nigerians will also tender apologies to the saint from Otuoke, who was wrongly judged.

Built2last:
Politics is crazy. If memory serves me right. Jonathan involving our neighbours was wildly criticised by many APC supporters including myself. Some of us felt the giant of Africa is too big and so do not require the assistance of our neighbours to weed out the rascals called Bokoharam. But for the general to tow same line now. I need to apologise to GEJ. Its obvious there are things people up there know we have no clue about. Whatever is done to weed out those vampires is welcome.

My conscience wont allow me read this and not apologise to GEJ and his security team, i do appologise. I judged you wrong...

Nigga, ya ain't see nothing yet.

Eliass:
he has just 1million in his acc and his wife could afford a 10m wristwatch

Hypocrites deceived many and earned access to Aso Rock. Now, they're stealing from left, right and centre. Nigeria don enter one chance.

hurricaneChris:
But Buhari had just "one million naira" in his account before becoming President. How come?

But Buhari "borrowed 27million naira" to purchase presidential ticket.
How come?

Hahahahahahahahaha
They can only deceive my friends who speak different language from me. They can tell me anything about their goddamn intergrity.

Are you for real? You've left me with no option other than to report you to NDLEA.

DaBullIT:
Now that's what a president should say unlike the unwanted one who would still need to confirm from his chief of staff

Gej = clueless, gmb = brainless. Mathematically, Clueless > Brainless. The Clueless has hope; someday, there'd be a clue; but the brainless has no hope, because he doesn't have storage facility for any clue. Click "like" if you agree with me.

chukwudi44:
When on earth is the brainless one going to start working? The illiterate should quit partying and hit the ground running.

See number of killings within 48 hours, yet very few bashing comments. If na Gej time, bashing comments from a.boki i.mbeciles and their slaves for don reach 55 pages by now. Nigeria is seriously divided along ethnic lines. I spit on whoever amalgamated these countries.

Ezenwammadu:
How many more shall die or get injured within three days before president buhari wakes up from his kunu induced slumber.Does he even know that he is president or can't he control his dogs again

Click "like" if you think this boy is more foolish than beremx and obiagelli. Click "share" if you think he's a hypocrite like the brainless, certificateless Daura President Buhari.

abduljabbar4:
Click like if you think this boy is more foolish than barcanista
Click share if you think otherwise.

First, you should ask, "Has Buhari presented his certificate? If he hasn't, then he has no business fighting examination malpractice nor kworruption.

Broschocolata:
Does anyone think Buhari can go far with his promises to Nigeria? Can Buhari stop Exam Malpractice in Nigeria ? – W.A.E.C, ALL Nigerian Higher Institutions, and surprisingly these days even in primary schools First School Leaving Certificate.

How does he intend to use the same W.A.E.C officers, and the same lecturers and the same primary schools teachers to fight corruption.

Can armed robbers become policemen?

I personally think Buhari has spoken too much and this will be the very boomerang that will hit to the ground within only one year. Buhari doesn’t even seem to even be in Nigeria at all. Just watch as my prediction comes to reality ; Nigeria will CURSE the hell out of him in under one year.

Please speak your mind

Osinbajo? What is your brand of marijuana adulterated with? Why would you expect Buhari to probe his Partner?

bunmititi:
kill all of them:
oristejafor, okojie, kukah, onayekan, abeboye, osinbanjo, bakare.
take them to the bar beach show!

She's probably with one young bobo.

lomprico:
Where is Titi?

The height of sarcasm.

Firefire:
Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, why are you still bombing Northern Nigeria

Buhari needs to PROBE your English teachers, past and present.

hensben:
wash. Gej will be probe.

What kind of hatred? The guy said the obvious; even Buhari himself knows punishment awaits him for the lives lost as a result of his instigation and incitement. Make no mistake, no sin goes unpunished. Stay away from sin.

efilefun:
You will soon die of hatred

The blood of those slain corpers and many more will haunt him. Make no mistake, no sin goes unpunished; that's why we should endeavour to flee from sin.

Dorrobucci:
After instigating violence which cost so many people thier lives, he's now happy. Smh! We live in a crazy and wicked world. May GOD judge you.

U wan make nairalanders finish am. Dem go say hin leg look like broom stick. Let the midget be, joor.

dre11:
Nah trouser them dey use play football





What happened to short and football kits

Looks like the trio can meet Nigeria's milk needs. I'm thinking of making a proposal to the FG. Peak, Cowbell and Three Crowns and their investments are under threat.

deanoffaculty:
Milk factories.......THREE CROWN MILK!

Boy, calm down before I knock your head with champagne bottle. Apshit played it dirty, gave naija people hope- but after winning the polls, they started inventing excuses. That's what Metuh is trying to say. Apshit have been served reality check, and they're wailing all over the place. On Saturday, their leader was pictured wailing in front of 10, Downing Street. Picture this: Pdp are trying to play dirty, too. It's just the kind of democracy invented by Buhari's Apshit. Change crusaders just have to enjoy it.

ProfCorruption:
Olisa Metun really and seriously needs a course in PR. A great publicity secretary wouldn't issue this pedestrian statement when the entire nation is at standstill as a result of fuel palaver. Why is it difficult for PDP to understand that a great message passed at the wrong time would still be construed as a wrong message?

Yea, Bro, na we property, so we no fit dey produce oil, then come dey lack am. Impossicant! I said it before, we are tired of watching what is ours being taken away by strangers. Very soon, we'll get our oil blocs back. Too many ekwensu dey suck things from our land. Nigeria odikwa fraudulent. It's too much.

stevnwigw1:
pesin we get oil the find am?

Nigerians do the seemingly impossible, even with their age.

mercyville:
May 23, 2015






The stage is set for the twentieth edition of the Fifa U20 World Cup with all the participating teams submitting their final list for the championship.

With an average age of just 18.9 years, Nigeria are, for the first time ever, taking the youngest panel of players to the championship in which they have twice contested the final.

Owing to their exploits at the African Youth Championship, where they emerged as champions, coach Manu Garba has kept faith in majority of the players who won the World U17 championship in UAE – with Kelechi Iheanacho, Musa Muhammed and goal machine Taiwo Awoniyi leading the pack.

Enyimba’s Kingsley Sokari is their oldest player at 20 years and one day, while Zaharaddeen Bello is Nigeria’s youngest representative, at 17 years five months.

Germany, on the other hand, have the oldest squad, with an average age of 19.9 years, just ahead of Portugal, Ukraine and Korea DPR.

Bayern Leverkusen’s 19-year old forward Julian Brandt is the European’s youngest player in a group containing a total of 19 players who are 20 or over.

Senegal’s Moussa Wague, 16 years seven months, is the youngest of all 504 players at the competition. Having been born in October 1998, he is just a month older than Ghana’s Kingsley Fobi. At the other end of the scale, Argentina’s 20 years five months forward Alejandro Romero is the oldest player in the competition.http://www.punchng.com/news/u20-wc-nigeria-to-field-the-youngest-squad/

Is amaechi not a buhari's federal government governor? He invested his state's money on buhari federal project. Now that his state can't pay salaries, it's only natural buhari's federal government stepped in.

Ezenwammadu:
Why should federal govt pay salaries of state workers.Each state has governors and has federal allocation.Why shouldn't they work hard to generate internal revenue if they feel that the allocation is too small.

Nigeria is cursed with the worst set of governors

Lol! Then, your wife would get my love.

Moana:
who do u love? Please i have a wife and kids o hehehe

The story may actually be fictitious; it was only posted here for the purpose of sampling opinions. Anyway, I have a feeling that if we meet in the real world, you'd splash expensive stuffs on me. On this note, I make my desire to meet you in the real world public. However, I would keep details of what transpires between us when we actually meet to myself; I won't act like the OP. I promise. Love ya!

Moana:
unromantic? A girl buys u a gift and you go around parading it calling it a cheap gift, thats what mature people do right?
If i buy something for someone and they go on to post it on social media calling it cheap, best believe that will be the last thing that person will ever get from me. I hate ungrateful people.
I dont blame Nigerian girls for never attempting to do anything for their boyfriends. If this is the kind of embarrassment they have to endure for it, they are better off being stingy

Shorty are you krazy? You sound like a very stingy and frustrated babe, who has not really been lucky with love. You're so UNROMANTIC!?

Moana:
Why didnt u give her the money to buy u something more expensive