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WesleyanA:
just insert quote and remove everything else she says.. . .as simple as that. hehe

Nice one there Wesley.... How long have u been doing this?

_{stealing i mean}

What really makes these ladies (whose pictures you are all displaying) look beautiful is the body they are exposing - nothing more!

Of all pictures you I have seen so far, I think Jessica Alba is still the prettiest.

Na wa for this Lindsay ooooo. she sef don dey expose body. Abi no be dat small girl wey act "Parent Trap" be dat? .............................Life don spoil!!! 

Lizzy connect me too now....abeg

I happen to be a carbon copy of his late mother

This is strange really...Did he show u pictures of his mother? But then, it's been said that God created us in two's (I don't know how true it is). There was this passport sized photograph i saw in my house one day...it was an old one (black and white pic to be precise) and the person in the picture looked exactly like one of my seniors in secondary school then. I mean the resemblance was just too extreme.
So I don't know if yours is a mere coincidence of resemblance or there really is something to your "serious" relationship.

Also i bear the first and second name of his mother (Both home and official name) and her last name is the name of my village.

You bear the first and second name of his mother and her last name is the name of your village....Really it's strange. I think you should follow Layi's advice and ask your parents about it.
But then, here are some strange facts to note...

1. You happen to be a carbon copy of his late mother.
2. You bear the first and second name of his mother (Both home and official name)
3. Her last name is the name of your village.

GO AND ASK YOUR PARENTS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

_{Or are you a reincarnate of his mother?}

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”

“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”

“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”

Then the thief got his question: “How many people died on the Titanic?”

The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”

Angola won Gabon 3 - 0 not 1 - 0. Well, the same God that allowed us win Algeria will make us qualify for the world cup. I strongly believe so.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1601.msg41945#msg41945 date=1125776060]Hmmm.. A dinner with candles, flowers and a gift you knows she'll appreciate. That's something.[/quote]Talking from experience i guess

Lizzy where do u get these unusal emoticons from?

Nigeria 5 - Algeria 2

Kanu is the man!!!

Dang! I already lost hope until "papilo" entered. I knew he was gonna do something marvelous and of course he did!

Thank God for letting us win this match

Thumbs up for Martins and our #5 jersey also (shey na Obudu abi Ogbudu? )

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful e-mail technology
can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his
hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap
of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to
type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to
an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day
before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look
at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead
faint. At the sound, her
family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS. Sure it's hot down here!

Alright...I quit. Pls let's talk about something else because i don't like quarrelling ok?

_{Thank you}

^{Nope, I still insist on HEAVEN}

HEAVEN!

Heaven

I am online now. I can help you. hit me up on my yahoo messenger

U question sound "kiddish" to me

Is that meant to be a comment or an insult?

No quarrels here please

layi:
R u sure HA or you're just targettin the 7000posts mark ?

What makes you think so? Do u even know McCauley Culkin?

Welcome Moses!

I invited him!!!

[glow=red,2,300]WARNING!!![/glow]

The guy is DANGEROUS!

GIRLS BEWARE!!!

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1193.msg41214#msg41214 date=1125728519]Yeah, You r right.

I'm thinking I want to get married and have sex. https://www.golivewire.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif[/quote]You can get married to me. U and my mum hail from the same state.

At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. from the hills of West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.

The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word.

The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is 'Timbuktu'" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began,

"Across the hot Sahara sand,

Trekked the dusty caravan.

Men on camels, two by two,

Destination- Timbuktu."

The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that.

The Lcpl. was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu."

The young Lcpl. looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began,

"Tim 'en me, a-huntin went,

Met three girls in a pop-up-tent,

They was three and we was two,

So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!"

One day in a small hotel, three poor male friends see a beautiful model check in. Out of amazement, the model walks over to the three and says, "I am extremely bored. How about I let you each one of you have sex with me, and who ever gives me it the best ill give fifty bucks to." The three poor guys immediately agree.

The first guy goes in and has there go. Comes back but the model is not satisfied at all. Guy number 2 goes for it, but comes back to no avail. The third guy decides that if his friends couldn't do it. he needed an advantage. So he decided to use a carrot. The model and him go in and before she can notice he tosses the carrot out the window. The model is very pleased with his performance and gives him the money.

After receiving the money he runs out side to meet his friends. "Hey you guys! I got the money lets go get something to eat!". the first guy replies, "No I'm good, I just had a warm carrot"

Greatpeter:
Oh my God!

Not all women can tolerate that nonsence oo.

Some will say yes you're reaping the fruits of your sin.
They will even quote the bible: the wages of sin is death!
So die and meet your creator and leave me alone, you miserable man
not husband again ooo.

But this woman must have given her live to Christ before she can have this kind of care, love and forgiveness.

Seems to me u dont understand the joke...she poisoned him because she knew all along about his escapades with her relations!

Why did McCauley Culkin get married?

He was tired of being home alone.

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, held his hand while he confessed, “Becky, I slept with your best friend, your sister, and your mother.” Becky replied, “I know, let the poison work, dear.”

Thanks Lizzy for introducing me to this forum. You are a darling

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1193.msg41207#msg41207 date=1125727563]I'm thinking about sex. [/quote] that's cool

I get to think abt that too so many times but I've never done it b4...

It's a normal feeling for we teenagers

I attend Celestial Church of Christ (C.C.C.)

Thanks everyone. You guys are wonderful.

Once in a conference, three scientists: an American, a German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abuja, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president”.

I am basically .

I  everyday (everyone does I guess)

I  don't get easily.

I  very often

I  at girls     ( )

I have never done a real  before.

I used to  when I was younger.

I  when I'm with people I'm not used to.

I love being

I don't like https://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2504/dancing3gr.gif

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That's all about me

Are you  ? Please don't be cuzz that will make me  .

Any questions?


Peace...https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5880/peacesign4la.gif