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piggyyeasterner:
Sinadu flat headed go and pay your debt.
And they claim that they are all billionaires there SMH

When will u ever learn to use a bit of your brain?? I mean a tiny bit atleast

A German scientist, Dr Karen Weatherby made his experiments and research that touching and staring at women's breast increase the life span of men.

The study, which was carried out over a period of five years, involved 500 men, half of whom were instructed to stare at women’s breasts in a lustful manner for no less than 10 minutes every day while the other half were instructed to abstain from doing such.

The study showed that men who stare or touch women's breast showed lower rates of heart problems, slower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure while increases the life span of the man and enables the man to live a healthy life.

“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life for four to five years,’’ the German scientist added.

He published in the New England Journal of Medicine, has revealed that staring at women’s breasts is healthy and also elongates the life span of men.

Farid24224:
Wrong!!!!

Then u still have a lot to learn

Na the food combo sey make me laugh. Coconut water and bread... Shawarma and peppersoup with sugar cane.... Lol

Indomie generation will not know him

Farid24224:
Still searching for the beauty...

Beauty is attitude and not some boobs and ass with empty skull

baratech:
Na wa o ..

But there are many "Handsome Male Engineers Turned Painters"

How come you've not praised them?

because it's hard seeing a woman use her head these days instead of her clitoris

PrinceOfLagos:
The mumu guy is already a celebrity

what are you ?

Oga why are u taking everything personal. This is a new year, stop being stupid

seunmsg:
There will be no hardship in a Tinubu presidency. He will turn the fortunes of Nigeria around and the land will become prosperous. What we should be looking forward to is shared prosperity and not hardship. He did it in Lagos and he will do it in Nigeria.

BMC crew... See them! See the way you're all crawling out like zombies

Funkyswagzz:
Shes no more on nairaland . Maybe he will create another monica the guy is a nuisance

Aswear... Big nuisance. May he never have data to create a new moniker... Amen

nedekid:
All na cruise. I did not mention .
I meant mannabbq, some other character that legend has it
No offense meant naa. This is just a gist public forum.
Even if na "gov" pikin, naija still na free country.
Nothing personal.
HI 5!

I was just catching cruise too. I even wanted him to see it sef, because his own don too much for this place... Lol

SadiqBabaSani:
Congratx to the young lad, at his age he has made it in life more than 80% ofd BMC urchins on NL

You mean like ?

Anigreat:






Instead of them to die so that the family can be compensated, they choose to be hero, and even if they came out unscathed, can't they fake death so that the family can be paid. It's still them that will enjoy the money. Common sense is not common at all.

Are u a human being or a ram??

nedekid:
So you finally located the elusive mannabbq bar and grills, manned by his multiple personalities (MPD), that also has no known address!
Legend has it you ask for barbeque chicken and the give you vulture legs!

Pls don't provoke ... He doesn't like such

Where's when u need him most?? Maybe NLPoliceWoman knows where he is

softwerk:


Naman angulu?!

Only can comment on this.

I am too small to comment on this issue of national importance!

Lol... U sef

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Now son, this is better. I'm glad you're learning fast

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Move to the lagoon son..and stop acting drunk on my mention..

Still on the beat, "try something new".

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I want you to deal with ...stop talking behind your keyboard pls...do something about or keep mute..

Like I said, "Try something new"... I meuve

FERNANDEZISBACK:
See wannabe redpillers joking around..
Blessings to all women..

U and this your "wannabe redpillers" stuff is becoming stale. Try something new pls

Ablemed:
Brotherly, tbh twas then I understood why the Bible asked us to honor our father n mother. tho twasnt easy cuz she made it seem like I broke her heart but I was glad I take the step I took. I pray you also have enough to make mama happy to ijn

Amen bro. Thanks

Ablemed:
How I got saved from Disaster - A short story

Last year, I met this girl looked good, very tall but I was actually attracted to the big back side. so as a real nigga I was able to approach and collect her number and then we got so close that we in a short while got into a relationship, not up to 3weeks she got complain of how bad her phone and screen was but cuz I liked her and was not really bucked up I had to sha send 10k to my MT5 account (me wey still dey learn trading) and with the motivation of making this girl happy, guys I grew this money to bout $142 in one month and then I withdrew to goan buy her the phone, as I was bout going I recounted how I've not given my mum 30k bfr and here am I going to spend 60k on a random girl. I thank god my head n cerebrum sparked I just changed my mind and transferred 25k straight to my mum's account. Mama got surprised and prayed for me. my people since the beginning of this year my 3odds never cut o same with my trading, always green. I just got ignoring the girl since then but deep down I love this girl Soo much. it's really so hard being a guy

that is my story. someone help me shout alleluyah cuz devil did not use this girl to frustrate Reno omokri and shola's efforts on my Life to have sense

You're a wise man and a wise son. May we keep having sons like u. May your mother's prayers keep gingering open doors for u... Amen

Imagine if u hadn't given your beloved mum that money would she have prayed for u?? U could have even fücked that girl and gotten bad luck from her, plus money u wasted on top.

May sense never be far from we men... Amen

MelesZenawi:
Not only Ikwerre but Ahoada

Anyone can claim anything on nairaland.

Mtcheeeew... Abeg get a life, jobless mofo. I'm out of here

None... Both are fools

MelesZenawi:
Mr leave Ikwerre history for them. Only the people can tell their history and thry have acknowledged their Benin origin.

I wonder what is your interest in Ikwerre being Igbo when they are not.

Troll get off my mention. My mum is ikwerre. Stop delving into matters u know nothing about

emezuo17:
. You are sick, so you don't know that they are igbo bearing names in Rivers state abi, the entire ogba, ikwerres and Ekpeye, Etche Obigbo, Ndoki people of Rivers state are either Igbos or bearing igbo names, read or go to school, you no gree, na to dey disgrace your lineage upandan for social media.

Didn't u see his name Confirmedzombie.. So what were u expecting from a supernatural zombie

MelesZenawi:
You are not even an Ikwerre. So no need taking you serious.

You are no authority.

You are not Ikwerre rather. Go and get yourself acquainted with unadulterated history and stop deceiving yourself. Also ask why the Ikwerres call the igbos "Isoma". U need to learn so u don't sound beserk

MelesZenawi:
Civil did nothing. Stop regurgitating nonsense.

On what authority will you say such is a lie? Which authority are you to refute people's history?

Ikwerres themselves have acknowledged their history.

Leave emotions and embrace the fact.

Ikwerres are not igbos.

Oga ikwerres are igbos and not Bini people. The Bini ancestry they claim was when Bini people took some igbos as slaves. This igbo slaves had their culture mixed up over there and later gained their freedom and moved down South to where the present day ikwerre land is located. That's how the Bini ancestry came about. They aren't originally Bini but descendants of igbo slaves who once lived in Benin Kingdom

Confirmedzombie:
Look at how people from SE appeared in the lust.

This people will leave there region only to enter Rivers state to do illegal oil bunkering.

You will never see IPOB comment on thread like this cos ibo names appeared.

Wike dealing with IPOB front and back.

God bless wike

And you're so stupid to know that those are Ikwerre names, and Ikwerre names are mostly Igbo names.

Go to school u refused, see your life, mugu

[quote author= post=109236833]Again, From all of us @[/color] : [color=#990000]SAY NO TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

This sad incident reminds us of the deadly very leaf called 'Gegemu' leaf' 9ice sang about in his track "Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi" ?

Gegemu dey here? Mafiku sere!
(Is that Gegemu? Don't toy with death!!)
All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf,
None ever end well!

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue business for the day.....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS we have here,
Scroll down to the next post with speeeed!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........

The 'GEGEMU PARTY : A Real Life Story

Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone : GEGEMU!!

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Hope y'all learnt something from this?



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Thanks sir.
You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir.
Barbecue duty calls.

Btw
We no be bro o.
We are simply [b]WE.


God bless you sir.
We always do our best to inspire and lift others ready to be lifted.
Keep being the great man that you are.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Stay blessed brotherly.


You are right Mr John.
And you are always welcome sir.[/quote]**yawns** another long story. Letter of Saint Paul to Corinthians.

"Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Vulture grilling business for the day"

Next person pls!

Realists:
Hmm, Mkpurumir has possessed the souls of their youths in the east. Imagine having a dug grave is no longer restricted to their churches again, but houses are now included in other to make sacrifices to their okija shrines gods.

When will u ever have sense?

paulolee:
all hail king zlatan.....i really envy this guy defying age, he is still doing numbers n playing in a top European league even at 40 years
cr7 is 37 next month n i dnt see him n messi still in any big european club at 40...
its either both would be doing pension in mls n china or they will be in retirement plan in dier boyhood club..
journalist- IBRA why chose jersey number 21 instead of 10, 9 or even 7 for a big player like u..
IBRA- I choosed 21 simply bcoz i want to tell d world dt i am 3 times better than cr7...


this zlatan sabi hype himself eeh n i love his confidence level.

He's envy for CR7 is top notch. Ronaldo will keep giving him sleepless nights