₦airaland Forum

crossfm:
Nigerian youth wake up and stop dieing for politicians,they have one single goal,which is to keep milking the nation dry.

The ones whom I pity the most are the thugs they will use in the forthcoming elections. Let their sons and daughters come home from Yankee and carry ballot boxes for their darling daddies. We move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3SanMR2e_E

won't like this advice

Bettykeys:
The land of rising crime again ?

Hope they don't cannibalize his corpse



Stay off Afghaneestan you won't listen

SW is the best place to enjoy your life in Nigeria

U mean SW, the place of Skull aka Golgotha

udele1:
All hail Biafra. If he avoided Biafraland this Christmas, he would be alive today.

And whatabout the skulls being mined in Afonja land every minute, have u guys avoided that place?? Mugu

obiekunie01:
Why are these people so fixated on the Igboman??

1) Bcoz igbos give them sleepless nights
2) Bcoz they can't survive a day without talking about Igbos
3) Bcoz they're envious of igbos

helinues:
The illiterates/irresponsible People of Biafra.

A group of people that have not attracted a single development to their region except killing and destruction..

For their minds, they have made an order.. So non indigenes would also be following them singing Biafra Anthem.. May be same should be applied across the regions

Ajoka set of people

Heweyyy... U so forgot your sense in 2021. Kai and it's too late now u have done the crossover. Mugu

Omicron007:
The dunce lifeless vegetable mannequin you mean?

Lol... Kai you're so vawulent

Omicron007:
Lower my voice?
Let him bring it on.
I am here for the vawulence

Lol... Oya oo vulture meat has been served

But comrade. No vawulence pls remember he has a darling daddy at Aso Rock

Omicron007:



If you walk up to a suya stand, you must taste the suya being grilled so you won't end up being served Grilled Vulture.

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To avoid being scammed, you must do the needful.
That is how one Vulture Griller has been deceiving us on this platform under the guise of fake patriotism but he is a hardcore APC loyalist.
For those of us who knows him and his antics, he can't scam us any longer.

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I don't really have anything to tell you. Maybe you should listen to the guys above and below me.

Comrade, pls dont tell me you're talking about and his alternate moniker NLPoliceWoman?... I beg u, lower your voice

yemi1504:
Yes we should.

No need telling him. Let him discover with premium tears

EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.

I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.

So u decided to enter this new year with half sense? Why didn't she give her ex boyfriends the same rule, because I believe they all wanted to marry her too. Now it's your turn she wants konji to kill u and you're happy u have found a wife material. Just make sure shaa she's not getting the pumping from another guy while keeping u on a long thing.

As for me, so far as you're not a virgin, and u have been giving your ex-boyfriends, you will give me too or u get out of the relationship period. I don't have time for nonsense!!

PavillionEnergy:
When will Buhari gift you your own RR?

U no go allow make him enjoy him 30k monthly Buhari allowance? Him go soon report u to NLPoliceWoman wey like vulture meat.

blamingthedevil:
So this man patronizes prostitutes?

Learning to read could save your soul

Karlovych:
Ipob pastor

U mean u brought your stupidity into this new year?? Kai... God

Krismas:
Ok U are off the mark by a huge margin. If I can find the podcast on THE DARK WEB I would send it to u, so u can cure ur ignorance urself. Why are governments, including the Nigerian government banning crypto? On my part, I don’t even fancy buying some USDT to get a fancy coin for a yr keep, and den resell. I don’t like the sound. Best believe wot am saying Crypto is d currency of organized crime

Oga face reality that's all I say. This is a new year.

Krismas:
Why do u think governments are banning Cryto? Its money Organized crime buy and sell in. Drug, prostitution, assassination, u name it. Its not traceable, very coded.

You again. U like conspiracy theories and the worst is u make all your comments without concrete facts but based on hear sey and whatever gibberish u feel like saying. U don't sound learned and I pity u shaa. U need a lot of catching up to do with the real world.

[quote author= post=109035439]More details from dem MANNA for True Chelsea Fans in the house.......

The big news an hour earlier than that controversial incident was a team announcement missing Romelu Lukaku.

Pre kick-off Tuchel explained he had left the striker out due to ‘too much noise’ around the reporting of an interview the striker had given to Italian TV, which was distracting from the focus on the Liverpool game.

‘It is not Chelsea-like but it's also not the worst thing in the world and it's not the first time that an interview out there causes some noise that nobody needs,’ Tuchel added after the game.

‘I don't feel personally attacked. I don't feel personally angry but the noise was too big on Friday. We took the decision to delay the decision, also to protect Romelu from a rash decision, because we need to speak, we need to read the full interview, to stay calm and not lose our head. It was simply the decision to protect the preparation for a match like this. So it was clear he will not be in the squad, he will not play, and from there on there was a bit more focus to play a match like this.’

Manager and player now have a Monday meeting to discuss the matter further, with our next game versus Tottenham in a cup match coming quickly on Wednesday.

‘We need to evaluate the situation and not listen to the media and not listen to the pressure but understand what he said, which is why there is the meeting tomorrow,’ Tuchel reported.

‘From there we will take the decision. If the decision is he is good to go for Wednesday, this is the decision, but I cannot tell you right now because we need to talk and understand the situation better and then from there we go once the situation is clear. There is no doubt he will stay our player and we will also protect our player.’

Lukaku is not thinking about quitting Chelsea now and sources said there was “zero chance” of a reunion with Inter in January. The forward revealed that he had turned down an offer from Manchester City in 2020 and, when Inter rejected his request for a new contract last summer, decided that Chelsea were the only team he would contemplate joining.

Nonetheless the interview has irritated Tuchel, whose problems increased after Reece James was ruled out for at least two months with a torn hamstring. James’s absence could prompt Chelsea to try to sign Kieran Trippier, who wants to return to the Premier League from Atlético Madrid and is being pursued by Newcastle.

Tuchel would not confirm whether Lukaku would face disciplinary action and said the 28-year-old had hurt Chelsea’s focus before they try to revive their ailing title challenge by beating Liverpool on Sunday.

“We don’t like it,” Tuchel said. “It brings noise that we don’t need and it’s not helpful. We don’t want to make more out of it than it actually is. It is easy to take lines out of context, shorten lines, make headlines and then realise later that it is not so bad. We need a calm environment and focus and this does not help.”




He's now suddenly good at the eyes of haters .
The same Lukaku you and your ilks were abusing that he is a finished product and will never score a goal in Stamford Bridge has suddenly became good cos of this little issue.
Hypocrites everywhere
Na dem......[/quote]Another trash. Always writing epistle. "Paul's letter to the Ephesians"

MangekyoAlt:
why have they not transfer listed this lukaku?
As a chelsea fan, this is the biggest disrespect I've seen from a player since that snake Courtois! Mariana should offload him to inter for whatever price they're willing to pay.
Always blaming tuchels tactics, when it's obvious he is the one that needs to work on his poor touches and finishing!


Meanwhile, If lukaku tried this nonsense with pep, Klopp or even Arteta, he'll end up like aubameyang Tuchel too calm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0W3u0yKSg

No be everybody be Ronaldo. E no easy to survive for every league

[quote author= post=109039901]3 Oloriburukus for life.
That same grave they bury innocent people will be their final destination las las.


Meanwhile,
As seen somewhere on cyberspace......[/quote]This is 2022... pls don't tell me u carried this ya folly into it. Always writing long unnecessary epistles.

Anyways we will always supply u vultures no matter what

ThickSharon123:
See, I don't have time to argue with you Nairaland men, I don't date any self. It's only on Nairaland I see such concepts. Real men never say such. They know they've got to practice family duties, by being a man and taking care of their woman in the first place.

I work for my money, and if my man is here he can testify I've never asked him for sishy, but if he brings I collect. Unukwa?

I also give. I believe in mutual support. But a man needs to be a man by showing his woman these things, love, affection and support. That's what makes a man responsible and family conscious.

How would a woman ever date or marry a guy if he's always claiming Hard man? It's disgusting for me. I'm happy my man is a good simp if that's so, he knows how to make me happy and I do the same. It's mutual and God-given..

Is that why your naked nyash in your profile pics is looking like Rock of Ages?? Omo dem fit use am sandpaper wood sef... Choi

alphaNomega:
Guyman borrowed 10k from you, he will give the babe 5k and pocket 5k as a sharp man.

No wahala, the most important thing is the friend will still pay pack. He's the fool here if he had borrowed the money because of a woman

Babara1994:
There is this lady I liked. We met three months ago. Recently, she asked me to lend her 5k, adding that the money will be returned back in a week's time.

I had the money, but I knew from experience that lending females money, especially the ones you're crushing on is a waste of money. I declined and told her I wasn't interested in her any longer.

4 hours later, one of my male friends asked me to lend him 10k, stating that he would repay in two weeks' time. I sent him the money immediately.

Did I do wrong?

You're smart, you're a real dude. Brother helping brother has always been the code. Forget those idiots who fall waste between the thighs of these whôres. Na only wife dem dey give money.

See ehn Igbos have a saying, "Money given to a fellow man is like an investment for the future" but if I can add mine, I'll also say, "Money given to a woman who isn't your wife is folly and avenue to premium simping"

vincentjk:
Who else noticed that nairalanders have long lost interest in reading the long epistle the vulture griller above me pastes here and calls it 'comment'?

Everyone has come to know that guy is a boring chap. He only knows how to vomit trash after long hours of roasting vultures

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

Hey gawd... Another one again?? Who dey born this kain mugu dem self. Yes buy her a phone and also rent a duplex for her too, nonsense! Atleast she needs a new phone to call her ex and send him the hottest of nudes... Get some sense and get peace of mind.

Mods pls stop pushing this type of topics to front page pls

dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. i was very faithful to him.

Forget that shit. U did something to him. U want us to believe he just started complaining right from day one despite how much u showed him love?? Tell us the full story and stop implicating the comrade pls

dichvu:
Please i need advise

I have been dating my girlfriend for some years now. She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back. I was really dumbfounded and shocked, I coundn't utter any word as i don't want to talk or do anything silly as people are plenty around her shop. She left me there, I stood up also and left the shop. I really felt bad and sad. This is a person i have really tried my best for since she lost her parents. I'm planning to send her packing from the shop first, but my bro said i shouldnt try it that it's childish for me. He said I should chill for now. please I need your advice on how to go about this.

NOTE; I rent the shop for my MUM just to use it as her second shop to store her goods. Though the shop is too big, so i told her to let us split it into two, my gf can use the other half.

This kain topics dey provoke me aswear. Money u go use do better thing na him u use go start business for one whôre like that, because she gives u expired cuñt. When will guys learn there's a difference between wife and girlfriend? When will u people learn to draw the line and prevent "see finish"? Imagine going to meet another man and asking u to take care of her shop?? She's even following other men... Imagine the temerity... Kai

You're still here asking what u will do. Can't u see she's done with u?? Your tenure is over and she's back to whoring around with the highest bidder. U know what, go to that shop, kiss her and transfer the last penny in your account to her since u don't have sense.

Mr. Man it's better u kick her out of that shop and dump her evil ass. And know that Naija women can't be satisfied, period!

Mercychen:
Which money?
Most of them are taxi drivers, pizza delivery man and gutter cleaners. It's girls who don't have levels that want to die on top their neck.

Guys with cool bar na naija you go see them.

But I hope u know when this so called Taxi drivers and gutter cleaners send money back home, your country's failed economic situation make the value of their money go high. That's to say they're still richer than most guys who are based in Naija. Dollar and naira no be mates.

ImoleNaija:
Lol,,,, na exaggeration
E no pass 5 years

Lol... Okay, I for talk oo

ImoleNaija:
I bn dey think say this girl no fit old pass me o . So she senior me well well

Many happy returns!

Hmmmm... I said it. There are so many kids on nairaland. If this small girl senior you well well, I imagine your age.

vickydevoka:
Exactly. He can never love her again. He should divorce her

As simple as that.. Period

A team of archaeologists have uncovered the mystery behind the disaster at the biblical Sodom and Gomorrah. According to bible scholars, the two adulterous cities were struck by fire which burnt with sulphur, sent by God due to the obnoxious and unrepentant nature of the occupants.

A report published in Nature Scientific Reports however has revealed that what took place at Tall Al Hammam (or Tell el Hammam) which has been identified by scientists to be the Sodom in the Bible was caused by a space rock that exploded over the city creating an airburst.

Findings have recently surfaced after fifteen years of painstaking excavation as lots of excavated artefacts have been put to thorough analyses by experts in USA, Canada and the Czech Republic.

The team uncovered a five foot layer of charcoal, ash, melted bricks and pottery. Using Online Impact Calculator, a technology which allows researchers to estimate the many details of a cosmic impact event based on known impact events and nuclear detonations, the scientists concluded that the culprit at Sodom was a small asteroid similar to the one that knocked down 80 million trees in Tunguska, Russia in 1908 exploded over the city. Those same asteroids are believed to be responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs over 65 million years ago.

Judybash93:
You will never lack anything good in this life! #gbam

Thank u my broda. And u too

Rtk5:
Men you need to hussle and if possible avoid marriage. The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is going broke.

Please I am not trying to poison anybody's heart. It is good to fall in love and marry the right partner. I tell you most solemnly, until things get bad, you will never know the real attitude of your partner.

I remember when I lost my job and things became so bad that I planned to kill my self on a certain day, what stopped me from committing suicide was I fell into a deep sleep that I didn't wake up till the next day at around 8am. On waking up i relaized that God did something to me that i couldn't explain till today and the thought of suicide vanished.

Back to my topic, there was a day during my times of trial and hardship that my wife told me she wanted to go and visit her male friend in his house, I stopped her by saying why will a married woman do that and you even have the guts to tell me. It ended in a fight, anytime we have any slight quarrel, she will pack her things and leave to her mum's place and the family always support her actions without knowing from me what happened.

There was a time when our child was just barely few months old, i left the house for an interview, i trecked about 3km to the venue, she left him at home and went to only God knows where, only for her to call me that she has left the house and my son for me, that i should get home before he wakes up from sleep, i couldn't wait for the interview to get to my turn, i begged a random person on the road and he gave me #1,000 that was after i begged more than ten different people with other refusing to answer me not to talk of helping. I ran home and thank God i met him just waking up. I took him back to the interview and a kind lady helped me with him until it got to my turn and i finished and went back home.

In the night at about 7pm while i was preparing to bath him, she entered the house and carried him to bath him, i didn't utter a word and i forgave her.

Guys, you need to see how thin i became during those trials, no single food to eat. I became a shadow of myself, i became so shy of walking in public because of how frustrated i became. I have many experiences but i rest my case here.

The sad reality right now is that we are still married, while the good is that things have improved 10times better than it has ever been but i've placed her where she belongs. The only thing stopping me from divorce is what people will say and my image. Do you know that honestly she hasn't learnt her lessons as she is still a problem to me, always nagging and i don't have peace in my own house.

Right now i'm on the process of divorce and i'm building resistance to whatever people will say.

This is the issue I have with guys. She almost ruined your interview by abandoning your baby and almost turning u to a beggar, and u forgave her the moment she stepped into the house by 7pm?? U didn't ask yourself where she was coming from... Your mind didn't tell u she has lost all respect and love for u to have abandoned a baby she begot for u. If u don't know your wife was fucking another dude all those while. Nothing can make a wife abandon her baby without any reasonable excuse for hours if not dick.

U should have even divorced her the moment u got back on your feet. My advice to u is hurry up with that divorce process and keep her out of your life. She no longer loves u, has tasted another dick and is now in your life to keep pulling u down.