₦airaland Forum

Didijiji:
This 1.5k per dollar is the height of it

The party has shown they aren't better.
They deserve any anger they get!

If this is true, FG just like to disgrace itself.
People are fed up. All these are making the anger of people very thick!

Name the church

Gistmedia10:
A National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member has raised alarm after receiving a shockingly low N2000 as a monthly salary from their Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). The incident, sparking public outcry, highlights concerns about potential violations of minimum wage standards for corps members.

The labour of this hero is going in vain.

gasparpisciotta:
Make yourself happy wherever life meets you

I love their vibes

It don dey red!
I see massive protest that can create change happening soon.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL IN 2024
Stay Out Of Trouble This Year And Beyond

One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble.

One of the worst things that can happen to a person's to be sent to jail in Nigeria.

Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.

But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, *healthcare is non-existent.

I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.

I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. *Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died*.

The food given to prisoners is not for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.

Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting "I know my right!

This is Nigeria, Your right and left can change anytime*.

Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.

If your lawyer is shouting, we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.

It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.

Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.

I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful. That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.

I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.

I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault or affray. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.

I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.

Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.

If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.

Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.

Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.

Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.

Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.

Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.

Avoid people who talk too much.

Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.

Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.

Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.

Stop saying things like,
Do you know who I am?

I no dey fear anybody.

My yes is my yes and my no is my no

Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you or your bombom, it revolves around the sun🌞.

Please be guided in 2024. Thank you for reading while praying that you will henceforth better conduct yourself in public and keep away from trouble.

Source: Copied!



I just came back from over two month's nairaland jail. I v missed those jobless boys of romance section. Make una no disturb me this year o!
Happy new year everyone. Gree when necessary for people this year. Only the living celebrate.

Lies!
Who and who benefited?
I m in Abuja and my eyes and ears get connection. I never hear of any program to benefit girls.
Na beg we dey beh FG make dem do Nigerians well.
If we suffer too much, nobody go vote for 2027 o!

TemplarLandry:
The Federal Government and Okonjo Iweala should not forget @GoodLady.

If motor no jam you this week, okada must hit you. If you escape okada you can't miss wheel barrow or better scenario you ll hit egg seller. You must buy market before this weekend, amen!

edoncast:
Cool thanks.


I am Lagos-based and u ?

Abuja

hkidola00:
and isreal dropping bomb on civilian building?

Hamas killed babies. It's both in the news tgd carnage both nations did. Stop feeling pity for Hamas cos Israel's treating them in language they understand.

Bliss52:
Lol

Noise maker

See her face like real terrorist..

Infact back to sender... No border near any car oo because na end

Eat pad!

Trash

Bliss52:
Any Christian that supports Israel rocket attacks on children and women in their homes would encourter terror

Motor ll jam you this week o!
Bloody terrorist!
Go to Hamas and epp your kins!

Any muslim or political dog that sympathize with Hamas ll encounter terrorists!

See mørons that some muslims are doing propaganda for?

Taylor94:
Asking a married woman out


Shebi they said fvcking a married woman brings bad luck abi na only for Africa e dey happen


Remembered one time I toasted a married woman she didn’t even tell me she was married


I later knack her several times till she told me she was actually married


Omo the fear of badluck make me go use one liter of fuel wash my penniss

It's that bad luck affecting you, Atiku and Obi.
You come here to give us lamba!
Broke boy!

LarryCork:
ok i wannto care for u becoz am ready to love u. i think i love u..please do u have yansh?

I should ask you.
I know you no get sense but do you v money?

Shame on Nigeria. Ordinary census we can't do since 2006, over 17 years now.
SA better pass Nigeria like distance from Borno to Libya.

Corrinthians:
First it was his remarks on Gaza war that had him in their cross hairs, now this.

We have long predicted this god-servants relationship between this resplendent oaf and his servants (AKA Obidient IPOB) would come to a crashing end soon, with both entities turning sworn enemies, just like they did with Reno.

A this point, some of them would have seen the truism of that prediction and would go easy on gobbling on every sputum he discharges. The clarity of the handwriting on the wall is undeniable.

When you make a god out of an idiot, and make him feel himself infallible and beyond reproach, this is what you get. Obidients are too phucking dull upstairs.

Your pic delicts obeengos and athièfkulates!
Hundeyin is now turning against them. Dollar has entered his brain.

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LarryCork:
Sweet hat korrrrr.....sweet harrrrrry niiii....so u on nairaland again begggin & then u complain u cant find mans on nairaland. U stand no shance!!! (No oofencse)

I ll ignore the gibberish above. It's obvious you don't know how to care for a woman.

tiswell:
you nefa see anything, wen beta hunga go hammer you and ya lov child,you go regret voting along tribe and religion.

How are you sweetheart 💋?

Bubu4Sea:
I dont understand the Islamic Worlds Hatred of Isreal oh!

1 In Islams religious book called the quoran,
Palestine is not mentioned once in the quoran?
If the land belongs to Palestine it would be mentioned in the quoran

Unlike Israel that is mentioned many times by God in the Bible.
AND
Unlike Israel mentioned many times by allah in the Quoran.

2 The God of the Bible states clearly the land belongs to Jews.

Gen 15:18 KJV
In the same day the LORD made a covenant with Abram, saying,
Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates:


Again allah too in the quoran states that the land belongs to the Jews

Surah 5
(20)And (remember) when Moses said unto his people: O my people!
Remember Allah's favour unto you, how He placed among you prophets,
and He made you kings, and gave you that (which) He gave not to any (other) of (His) creatures.
(21) O my people! Go into the holy land which Allah hath ordained for you.
Turn not in flight, for surely ye turn back as losers:
(22) They said: O Moses! Lo! a giant people (dwell) therein and lo!
we go not in till they go forth from thence. When they go forth from thence, then we will enter (not till then).

So with both God & allah saying the land belongs to the jews, why is islam calling for the destruction of Israel?

That's why all must know that the muslims are always fighting wrong things. See Ilorin Isese menace for example. See the needless killings of Deborah Samuel last year and many people killed for allege blasphemy.
Saudi Arabia that birthed Islam became wise. They don't even fight Israel, they are allies with America, Russia, China and other world powers. Egypt and Turkey borrowed sense from Saudi abs played matured governance yo allow Islam exist peacefully with other religions. But muslim house boy countries like Afghanistan, Palestine , Hamas, Iran, Iraq etc are in pains! They don't v brain and think they are fighting for God. Imagine Hamas screaming Allahu Akbar as they carried out terror attack on Saturday 7th October 2023. Isn't that madness and exposure that they want religious war?

It's now red. Tinubu is falling hands!
Tinubu what can you do?
Do your best and shame your haters!

Terrible times ahead.

MzansiCoolio:
Small nyash you dey shake indeed 😂 I'll leave it to past decapitated trolls to send cautionary messages your way...you playin with fire.

Cos I v ocean to quench the fire. Stop promoting LGBTQ here. If you love odd things, go to your kins.

Kingray10:
It's better if you flow out as one of these off ur mum.

You should flow out like this!

Hamas, hammer, end of the road for terrorists in that side!

Jayden001:
I saw wonders today. I had a good day at work and I cashed out well So I decided to visit my girl after work, offered her some money and she said NO. Not that it was small cos she didn't even know how much I was giving her. She just said no that she has nothing serious to do with cash at the moment and the money I gave her las week have not finished 😳😳
I was shocked, couldn't believe what I heard; a Nigerian lady turning down money??
At long last, she didn't collect it oo. She said whenever she has something serious that she needs my help she will then come and collect it.
Brethren, good girls still exist.

You think everyone is elebi?
We v women of dignity.

MzansiCoolio:
1000 views. Lots of closet gays on Nairaland masquerading as people's macho and homophobic husbands 🤣

Ladies take note.

I saw this and I v to address this. As a woman, I don't support homosexuality. Seems you are LGBTQ fan or one of them. No p.
Just stop posting posts like this here. If South Africa permits it, Nigeria doesn't.
And if you don't want my trouble, try an waka pass jejely else I ll shred you alive here!
I m choleric!

I love family life.
I love kids and I love to be loved.