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Eye Care Tips :-
1.After every 20 to 30 minutes of work, look
at a distant away object and blink several
times. This will help in better focusing.
2.Blink frequently. People tend to reduce
blink rate while working on computer. This
can lead to dry eyes. Try to blink 12
to 15 times every minute.
3.Exercise you eyes at frequent intervals. Eye
exercise is simple. All you need to do is just
blink several times, then close your eyes and
role them
in clockwise and anti clockwise direction.
While
doing this, inhale and exhale slowly and
open your eyes slowly after doing this.
4.Rub your palms against each other till
they become warm. Cover your eyes with
your warm palms for about a minute.
Palming is another great way to relax and
soothe
your eyes.
5.Splashing water on you face during
breaks can keep you refreshed. This also
helps in cooling your eyes.
6.A few minutes of walk
during breaks will refresh your body and
mind. It is also good for your eyes as
walking increases blood supply to your
eyes.

piratedcopy: it will make fp. Shout out to ifect and the demehins.....

you are a prophet

1) Kissing is a dirty act. Just one kiss with tongue can transmit up to 278 types of bacteria. Boys and girls, watch your oral hygiene please.

2) Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.

3) While kissing, your body produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect.

4) An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. Kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.

5) Onur Guentuerkuen of Ruhr-University Bochum in Bochum, Germany, studied hundreds of couples kissing. In his study, he found that two-thirds of people turn their heads to the right when kissing.

6) During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.

7) Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.

Kissing can give orgasm to women.

9) 92 % of women close their eyes for a kiss, but 50% of men keep them open.

10) Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a kiss was used to sign contract.

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Who told you I can't.. Did he ask me in the first place?

marvis5077: Even google cannot answer this question

Will writers be paid?

IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS JOKE, YOU
PROBLEM MUST DEFINITELY BE GREATER THAN
THE JOKE
WEED EXPERIENCE: A TRUE LIFE STORY
I had just moved out of my parents house
and was sharing a room with my "friend". I
had no idea he smoked weed, despite his
suspicious movements and signature weed
scent (abi na odour?). Barely two weeks after
moving in with him, my worst fears were
confirmed as he started bringing home his
weed smoking buddies and they would
occasionally roll a wrap and smoke it right
there in the room or mix the weed with
beans or spaghetti.
Being a very curious person I always
wondered what made them happy after
smoking, so I decided to find out for myself
(wrong move). It was a very hot day in
February, a Saturday I think it was, my friend
was out as usual. I searched everywhere for
his stash but couldn't find it so I decided to
go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all
sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get
mugged but nobody seemed to be aware of
my presence there, they were all on different
planets all except one I concluded that he
must be the seller so I approached him and
the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: I dey
Me: I wan buy weed Weed
seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small
wrap, I didn't know that. I thought it was
something very large. I gave him 1000naira
and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a
white paper, I was surprised when he gave
me 950 as change. I couldn't believe weed
was that cheap. On my way home, I decided
not to smoke it but mix it with beans
because I thought that it will be better that
way (another wrong move).
Long story short, I cooked beans and added
the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, I
told him ogbeni, I just ate weed oo and
nothing happened to me this one that you
people will eat and be feeling funky, I don
chop am oo. My friend was like, ehen you be
strong man oo. I decided to take a quick nap
before doing laundry, I woke up about 20
minutes later on the floor, I was banging my
head on the floor, and I couldn't stop, my
heart beat was so audible and fast,
everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, I was
able to get up from the floor, I felt as if I had
just gained access to a part of my mind that I
never knew existed previously. It was scary
and cool at the same time. I could feel the
blood flowing in my veins (you have to
experience it to believe it. Though I strongly
advise against it).
I felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like
I was in an oven. Suddenly, a voice in my
head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off
your clothes), I obeyed. The voice came again
oya sa re (now run). That was when I
realized that the weed had taken effect, so I
decided to take a shower to see if it will calm
me down, but the water felt so hot on my
skin so hot I ran out of the bathroom. I called
my friend to see if he could help me make
sense of what was going on but he laughed
at me, he asked me the quantity of weed I
took and I told him I used a whole parcel, he
said guyyyyy you don eff up! If you no sleep
in the next 30mins, you go mad oo. Go
chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, I had a
severe itch at the back of my head that
wouldn't go away no matter how hard I
scratched and I was convinced that the
beating in my chest was an evil spirit that
could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my
neighbor - Champion and told him,
Champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion
pls punch me in the chest). ti e ba gbami lese
laya mo ma ku oo (if you don't punch me I
will die oo). He hissed and walked out having
had enough of such nonsense from the boys
in the boys quarters. The voice in my head
came again - iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya
abi o ti fe ku ni (why don't you punch
yourself in the chest or do you want to die?)
I punched and punched but there was no
difference. The house was getting hotter, the
voice in my head was getting louder, the itch
in my head was getting worse, and the evil
spirit in my chest was getting louder.
Then came the voice again - oya ma sare lo
(start running). So I started running but on
getting outside in the sun, I felt so cold I was
shivering but that didn't stop me from
running (I would have given Usain Bolt a run
for his money on that day). On getting to the
chemist, i realized I was bare footed, I told
him I had a severe headache I needed
something to make me sleep immediately. He
gave me the drug and I chewed it right there
in his presence. Next I asked him to give me
a drug for evil spirit, that was when he
realized something was wrong with me and
chased me out. I got back home and tried to
sleep but my heart beat wouldn't let me, so I
ran back out this time around to a nurse in
the area, first thing she asked was - kilode o
wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes
on? I told her Jackie Chan ti gba bata lowo mi
(Jackie Chan collected my shoes).
I was finally able to explain my situation to
her and she took me in, tied something
around my elbow and injected me directly in
the vein. I passed out immediately only to
wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the
night with the worst kind of hunger I have
ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter
field bread in one sitting without butter or
tea. I came home to a hero's welcome, my
friend told me e be like say your head no
carry am but e go better make you try am
once more so you go dey use to it.
The following day while the house was
empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like
the prodigal son in the bible I went back
home to my parents. It's been a few years
since that experience but the lesson I learnt
is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't
gotten me in trouble again and my circle of
friends have since changed

[quote author=KELVIN-XY]Nice one

Google na now i knw sey u get sense

Abeg no mind dat babe wey tok ur own google na fake..[/quote]no mind the girl oo

GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE
1) Give people more than they expect and
do
it cheerfully.
2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.
As
you get older, their conversational skills will
be as important as any
other.
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you
have or sleep all you want.
4)When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the
person
in the eye.
6) Be engaged at least six
months before you get married.
7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People
who don't have dreams don't have much.
Love deeply and passionately. You might
get hurt but it's the only way to live life
completely.
9)In disagreements, fight fairly. No name
calling.
10) Don't judge people by their relatives.
11) Talk slowly but think
quickly.
12) When someone asks you a question
you
don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why
do you want to know?"
13) Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
14) Say "bless you" when you hear
someone
sneeze.
15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
16)Remember the three R's: Respect for
self;
Respect for others; and Responsibility for
all
your actions.
17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great
friendship.
18) When you realize you've made a
mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
19) Smile when picking up the phone. The
caller will
hear it in your voice.
20) Spend some time alone to think what
you can give to this world.

GOLDEN RULES OF LIFE
1) Give people more than they expect and do
it cheerfully.
2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As
you get older, their conversational skills will
be as important as any
other.
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you
have or sleep all you want.
4)When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person
in the eye.
6) Be engaged at least six
months before you get married.
7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People
who don't have dreams don't have much.
Love deeply and passionately. You might
get hurt but it's the only way to live life
completely.
9)In disagreements, fight fairly. No name
calling.
10) Don't judge people by their relatives.
11) Talk slowly but think
quickly.
12) When someone asks you a question you
don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why
do you want to know?"
13) Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
14) Say "bless you" when you hear someone
sneeze.
15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
16)Remember the three R's: Respect for self;
Respect for others; and Responsibility for all
your actions.
17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great
friendship.
18) When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
19) Smile when picking up the phone. The
caller will
hear it in your voice.
20) Spend some time alone to think what
you can give to this world.

Our towel gets dirty because it attracts dust, and because there's really no way you can have a very clean bath... Any more questions for me?

chymystique: Lol .. U r a clown.. Not ur fake Google jor

I'm not fake, ask your questions, and see if I'm fake

chymystique: Ask google

you mean they should ask me?

I'm also interested.

naijacutee: Yes, I got your e-mail, and the job is still open.I haven't reached my quota of applicant writers yet.

should I resend my application?

Naijacutee I applied for a freelance writing job which you posted on nairaland a while ago, but I'm yet to hear from you, after you said you will go through the published online article I wrote

I'll ask any of them this question... If I had asked you earlier what road would you have told me leads to heaven. The good angel will always say the truth, and the lying angel's word would counter the other, cos he would av lied earlier, and then he would still lie again, this would make it positive. I'll then go with whatever road any of them says

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5 SPECTACULAR TRICKS FOR YOUR BODY !!!!
(Must Read)
1.) If you've got an itch in your throat,
scratch your ear. When the nerves in the ear
get stimulated, they create a reflex in the
throat that causes a muscle spasm, which
cures the itch.
2.) Having trouble hearing
someone at a party or on the phone Use
your right ear it's better at picking up rapid
speech. But, the left is better at picking up
music tones.
3.) If you need to relieve
yourself BADLY, but you're not anywhere
near a bathroom, fantasize about RELATIONS.
That preoccupies your brain and distracts it.
4.) Next time the doctor's going to give you
an injection, COUGH as the needle is going in.
The cough raises the level of
pressure in your spinal canal, which limits
the pain sensation as it tried to travel to your
brain.
5.) Clear a stuffed nose or
relieve sinus pressure by
pushing your tongue against the roof of
your mouth then pressing a finger between
your eyebrows. Repeat that for
20 seconds it causes the vomer bone to rock,
which loosens your congestion and clears
you up.

[quote author=don_salvy]Password is 5 I.e number of letters in the number (word)[/quote]correct!

All those freelance writing sites you wrote above pay through paypal. Can I get some that pay straight into one's bank account

[quote author=Golden Dr.]for now there is none available, but once any openings are available I'll inform you. Please drop the subject you can take properly.[/quote]I can take all the subjects in primary schools, and Maths, English, Biology and Chemistry for secondary classes

Golden Dr... Pls I'll like to be updated on home tutoring jobs in Ibadan. Thanks in advance

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