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Madukaele you dont even know me yet you are claiming one tin one tin. . . am not a fine person so stop building castles in the air

am a plain-faced girl am sorry    i dont possess the kind of beauty you may so desire  

Moyola:
Yu mean Googles as in Goooguuuz? _{misz hur naa!}


Hehehe!

wat kind of best fwend is this ? you ran away all these days  

just come back here and explain yourself !!!

funny actually _{but you could av posted the whole thing here}

All these are churches ? wat were they thinking for goodness sakes ?

- laboratory church of God ?

- other pple's money ?

- my brother is a xtian ?

- Jesus never f[i]u[/i]ck up ? like wtf ??

Hez the best

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why is ronke ojo looking like this ? like a sac of cooked beans urghh !!

hmm i hope the movie makes sense sha. . . .and i hope it sells out cos it seems it has the same cancer storyline with uche'jombo's new movie

i mean like how many pple would  want to watch some over-played storyline consecutively  

190 say wat you like . . . you hear

EzeUche22:


Well if 22 is old then, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. I know how you Yorubas claim to be respectful of your elders.

Do not act like you do not join in these lil tribal wars.

I'll stay off your path if you stay out of my domain. This is EzeUche's territory. Now back to the Romance Section where you belong. When you get a little older, then you can join in on the discussion.

oh i see you are bent on involving me in your mudslinging but sorry to disappoint you. . . try the next stop ehn

i can post on any section i so desire so stop acting like a bull on heat

EzeUche22:
What did you about all that nonsense you be spewing LITTLE girl?

This is not the first time you made silly statements and I am pretty sure it will not be your last. Stay in the Romance Section where you belong on when I tell u to come here. Understand?

I always try to avoid you this Old man. . . .cos i dont do all these tribal wars you indulge in

just stay off my path.

Ahh . . . . at last am getting it

And his Royal uselessness: the king of fools speaks. . . just dat he is the only one dat can un'stand his own gibberish

philip0906:
ok I'm very sorry Googles if u found my post offensive

oh no. . . no problems, i already posted that before i saw that you said sorry already,

its aiight

Dis Guy:
ehn ehn i talk am! Beaf has been drinking unrefined palm wine, what mega bucks can we get from Alomo Bitters?

Saying "you must be yoruba" implies Yoruba pple are lazy. at least dat was the first thing that came to my head so much so dat i did not bother to read the

rest of your post

IBB will forever be a dictating manipulator. . . . qualified under the umbrella of democracy or not

he can never ever be president. . .IBB and Ferari warever are just running up and down to lose weight

philip0906:
@op
U must be yoruba(no offence).

meaning ?

still counting

this is the best warrever on this section today . . .so freaking funny

Enemies am living my life

y me:
LOL!! look at hamattan calling olive oil dry

Gaggi:
You aint only ugly, u're dry too. What a horrible combination.

Michelin still has an edge, she's ugly but witty.  

yea marra of fact am ugly. . . . but i will make the finest girl in your lineage look like a shrek clone

you berra ask somebody  

michelin89:
Now I understand how you were born.

Your father never looked at your mother's face, and neither his.

she sure knows how to dish it hot and peppery


@post

wat point are you tryna make ? if girls are ugly why not swing the other way and enjoy your guys who dont need make up to look good

i bet 190 will look good on your right arm  

Joesph the dreamer

~Bluetooth:
Just ignore that sick boy that can't even quote properly else he will just infect you with his stup!dity.

Aigbofa:
Why bother with this village idi.ot . He wouldn't know the difference between his left and right hands.

I av always kept quiet each time he attacks me. . . as in errtime he cusses me yet i laff it off

but he has overdone it dis time i dont joke with my parents not even over the net

lol. . .reading my post all over i cant believe i typed all of dat,mehn i must have been really pissed

komando.:
Quote from googleslut:

bunch of PMSing sissies.

Your mama toto.

is this son of a thousand fathers mad ??

who are you to call my mother ? thunder will scatter your balls

asiwin oshi. . . ko de ni da fun baba e

omo ale. . . stoopid e-diot. . . . berra get some pampers to pack up the shyt coming from your mouth

ovulating transvestite. . . never you in your miserable life mention my mother again

if your mother is useless to your generation mine is very very relevant to this country so mind the way you spew rubbish about her

nasty lowlife with no home training

Satan in his infinite wickedness will hammer your head !!!

REALITY101:
I wish this googles thing will stop saying what his/her scum brain knows nothing about,

@post yes there is possibilities for that. But she really need to try the test again after 1 more week, Sorry my comment came late tho, what's up with it now, ?

i guess in watever community primary school you were sent. . . your dumb teachers forgot to tell you it takes 7 days to av a week huh?

Spyker:
[

For most women, it may be possible to determine whether you are pregnant as early as 7-10 days after conception. However, the time required depends greatly on the type of pregnancy test being used, as well as your own individual physiology.

Clinical blood and urine tests, performed by your health care provider, may be more accurate and produce an earlier positive than home pregnancy tests. However, these tests can be expensive, inconvenient, and time consuming. For this reason, many women choose to use home pregnancy tests.

Home pregnancy tests measure the amount of the pregnancy hormone hCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) present in a woman’s system. As a pregnancy progresses, the amount of hCG present in a womans urine increases. At 10 days past conception, for example, the average woman has an hCG measurement of right around 25 mIU. This amount doubles to 50 mIU at 12 days past conception, and then doubles again to 100 mIU at around two weeks past conception. Different tests have different levels of sensitivity; if you use a home pregnancy test that is sensitive to 100 mIU, it will not tell you that you are pregnant if your level of hCG is only 75 mIU.

In addition, the rate at which hCG shows up in the system varies from one woman to the next. For this reason, if you test early with a very sensitive test, you could still wind up with a false negative. You should follow up this early test with an additional test a few days later.

hCG is most concentrated in the first morning urine of the day, so it is important to test during this time.





Poster, if you are not sure, better take her to do a proper test in your presence, you choosing the lab and place and time.

dum dum, if you prolly take your time to read the quote you will see that only blood tests are sure bankers within the first week of conception

if you are actually going to be faking as a medical doctor dont you think you should at least read wide to buttress your fake act ? total waste of life !!!

Dunddy:
d lizard must appreciate itself even if n one does.

this is way funnier dan the original joke