₦airaland Forum

NobleAky:
I bet you these kids may never have certificates again or probably might be where they will never get it again

Uncle abeg na when make we dey expect you to come refill your brain !!!
Cuz I see no reason why you dey insult those kids ...
Well you still be single so your sperm never mature to produce one !!!
Mumu noble

#quote me and get paralyzed immediately

bnovative:
Are u not proud the buhari can stabilize world oil price?
I didn't make up that statement, buhari truly will be amazing u know; pls be happy!!

What that suppose to mean ?
I Jez pity ur life sha .. Maybe Na when Oga jona finish this country our eyes go open ..
Anyway na one vote you get sha , no knows maybe you sef dey among dose who won carry election box ..

#teamfweshair#
#change#

bnovative:
Next will be people without certificate show solidarity to buhari.
Gej till buhari stabilizes world oil price!

Bros abeg must you reason like GEJ?

Mogidi:
What do you mean "they trust him with their kids' lives"? Was Buhari supposed to kidnap the kids with every one watching? Buhari na Ojuju Calabar?

What's this one saying ?
Smh

neocortex:
The Ekiti PDP is right, who would want to queue behind a bigoted semi-literate certificate forger ?

I Jez pity your careeR...
Well we no need una vote since we no dey share rice and chicken ..
Make una vote for person wey go give una rice ..
SAI buhari

Please house I will like to ask a question concerning SA visitor visa ..
The hotel reservation is it the Internet one or which one ..
Someone told me SA embassy don't allow hotel reservation unless it has been paid .

stonemind:
Thank God I school in Pakistan

Ain't you guys tired of this shit ? Smh
Na this una clueless president take start e madness ...
I just pity you

Houseofglam7:
Its so bad, I'm thinking of adopting it as my middle name......The holidays suck

temitak:
Babes, it's everywhere... dis holiday is d 'boringest'. I wonder if it has always bn like dis. Its worse if u don't have friends around

Where is everyone complaining of bored holiday ? I think say na only me dey experience am .. Anyway how you doing ? Are you on whatsapp or bbm ?

foreverthankful:
Sorry I don't make friends with people's husbands cos a single lady shouldn't have any business with a married man..Moreover, Dats MY CHOICE ...Thank you!

I would have love to send a pm but I'm below 30..

bruno419:
ur fada

E dey bside me dey chop ...
Where your papa dey? E dey prison awaiting trial ....
If you no get respect for your papa .. Me get so no quote me

@ mod dem no go see you know , na when I curse your generation dem go won ban me ..
Smh

Na wa ooh Mehn na doggy style sure pass ...since missionary style don dey lead to heaven ...

bruno419:
silly fool . thunder bisect u..them force anyone to join millitarymay army man handle u carelessly for no just course like the did to me

Thunder bisect me and your people .. Idiot...
You no get sense I think say that fake weed wey you dey smoke dey affect your fish brain..
You wey no sabi kill rat dey blame people wey dey defend the country with useless tools..
You better go and recheck your brain or better still go and have a brain surgery or transplant..

" quote me back and thunder go strike you where you dey "

bruno419:
Person wey dey die dey chop food

Bros abeg na when you comot for hospital?
I dey sure say you never well with this comment ...
I just pray say make you no find yourself in their situation ..
Mumu

ireneony:
Why can't we refined our oil and start exporting it to other Africa and Asia countries?
We should go back to agricultural....
Am angry with the federal government, they don't invest in science cos without science, no country can move forward, which is why I classify Africa as a backward continent....so if am been rude.
A word is enough for the wise.

Good !!!! I support you on this sweetie

extrovert6:
Thanks
Pls do I need to go with my statement of account

Yeah but you will wait and get it ..
When do you intend to leave ?

Kassidy4luv:
Tell your father to contest an Election against our President?
I know you are a hater, personal and not of national interest.

Well You can go and die before the Presidential elections scheduled for 14 of February, 2015.

You have only 1 useless Vote?
Your father have his own Useless Vote?
Your Mother have his own useless Vote?

Sorry APC e- bastard, We don't need your vote to come back to office.

" NO VACANCY IN ASO ROCK"
GEJ till 2019.
Your hatred can't stop us, we are moving on..............

""""""" Thunder fire Born to rule Mentality"""""""

Egbon you suppose don stop this fake weed you dey smoke nah ..
Wetin b all this wey you jez dey write .?
All this people una dey fight for no go remember you if dem enter office .. So why you dey use Panadol for another man headache
Abeg no quote me
*walks out *

extrovert6:
Where can I apply for the visa in Lagos?

Google it Kenyan embassy in lagos ,nigeria

otiigba1:
you must be her enemy from the village trying to frustrate her post

No mind her .. I no frustrate her .. Just dey pull her legs jawe .. How ur side bro?

ireneony:
wetin bring rape come here , if you nor be ashawo

Hahaha lol Haba you dey call me ashewo .. Oya sorry no quote me again .. No vex
I hope say you no forget say we go meet tonight sha .. Room 102 ..
Abeg no quote me back .. Na joke ooh

ireneony:
you always quote my post, why
always quoting me negatively.
bad belle..

na only me de nairaland?

Lol Na wa ooh .. Bad belle ?
How post of yours I don quote bfore ? Well anyway I b man I no get time to dey argue like woman ..
Oya pele I won't quote you any more .. If you see me on your thread .. Rape me !!!!

ireneony:
does it look am joking...
am only stating how nigeria is, we live in a country that so much believe in black magic and pretend to be christians.
do you think some of her people are happy with her been successful?
next time when you see my post, take time to read and digest it, before you will quote me, dont quote me because when you see ireneony as the person that quote a thread but rather quote me as a normal nairalander. i can see you so much have hate for me, why dont you deactivate your account cos am not leaving nairaland becos of you.

Lol why would I hate you ?
just saying the fact .. Wetin concern police with over heating ?
Sweetie I don't have time to quarrel with you ..

ireneony:
this is a spiritual problem o cos without her document she cannot return to america.
the enemy in her village must be work

Smh which enemy?
Must you joke with everything ?

kemtol:
If u have no other form of advice, cant u just ignore. The lady knows what she wants. Besides do u tnk everyone wishes to be a single parent. Some circumstances beyond ur reach forced u atimmes and all u have to do is to accept it. Im a single mum and im proud to be one, its not cos im irresponsible or whatever silly thougths in u. Im forced to be one when i lost my spouse and many othr pple with different situations as well. So pls, never think low of anyone cos u never know what that person is passing through.


@op, nice thread. [color=#006600][/color]

Cool .. I'm with you on this ... How you doing ?

weezii:
Let's not forget that twitter followers can be bought...

And so ? We're you told he bought the followers?
Some people sha smh

ireneony:
This man again, how can he bite the finger that fed him. Pity him
team Jonathan #

Which finger?
Please explain further

victorazy:
Bros ur brain needs rehabilitation. Nothing gud can come from ur gory head.

Smh is this how you will continue living your life ?

victorazy:
Continuing following bokoharam to heaven to sleep with virgins with this ur gory head! Goons like u.

Bros abeg you need a brain surgery ...
I no get your time
Just wait till change happen
Then you can go to the nearest well and jump inside

You even try if na me I go just tell her say I won go make use of atm make she call her friend make she come join ...
Na there she go see me last .. Dem go watch plate reach next year ..
But @OP na Wetin she chop wey reach 100k ..
Abi Na live cow she order ni ? Just asking

victorazy:
Tell Mod to ban me again cuz I won't cease to say my mind. "The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know"

Continuing following the devil to HELL fire

victorazy:
Voice of BokoHaram speaking from handle

i thought you gave testimony recently that u are free of lunatics

[quote author=tweetobyte post=29114087]Lol.. Put the blame on Airtel. How much were you e-diots paid to make noise online for the old man? N500?[/quote

Mumu !!! You think say I b like you bingos..
No wonder you still dey trek with rotten shoe dey find job .. ..
Go meet Una jona make e find you job .. Heediot

lagdmark:
SEE MALAM BUHARI AND TWITTER AND SUIT AND WHATSAPP, i think say his people say werstern education and culture naa HARAM AND FORBIDDEN, BUHARI FOR USE CAMEL TAKE REACH THE VOTERS, HYPOCRISY.

Bros what have you been smoking lately ?
E better make you pray for change .. Abi you like as your life take stand still like street pole ..
Well as for me and my family we need change and here the general arrive !!!!!!
Sai Buhari