₦airaland Forum

HugeMac:
lol this is just pure hate , you just face only the negatives in this government and bark like a castrated bull dog, government cant feed you, you are just lazy and you want to vote out of frustration

Goat who is waiting for the government to feed him ..
Common sense you no get .. Who is lazy ? Have I ever pm for you for a job or help ..
Na una type dey die in silence ..
Quote me and die young .. Foolish soul

PStacks:
if Buhari would not Rule, Gaskiya, Jonathan too will not rule.. Make we kuku scatter everything be that..


Make nigeria kuku break up sef.. all this wahala don pass my power.

Lol minini.... Whalai no b only you tire... lol

ogene007:
Even if GEJ promised and failed the southeast, we will not vote for the wicked and barbaric Fulani man. If you guys don't like it, you can relocate to Sambisa.

Bro remember say Na one vote you get ..
Abeg Na how Buhari take wicked ? Shey e kill any of your family ni ?
Just asking

peeJ1:
Is she a goddess?

I wonder ooh

Scholes007:
is gmb really going to win south east...i have been randomly asking people for the past 1 month who is their favourite candidate for presidential election would be, 99.9% of the time they go for GEJ (if not 100%) it is only on nairaland i hear/see otherwise

Dey there dey deceive yourself with the 10mb airtel give you ..
Na how many people you don ask ? U just sit down for your village dey draw chart for here..
Abi Na jega appoint you as PA?
Smh

Change is here !!!!!
God bless us all

kingthreat:
Abi ooo. Let them know. Last time I was talking with an Ibo man about the elections, he said Jonathan is one of theirs. I had to burst into laughter

Na bridge dem go chop ...after 6 years Na bridge una dey jubilate say e dey build .. I tire for una ..
Smh
God bless us all

PhockPhockMan:
You people are useless, you've been campaigning that Jonathan didn't do any road in South East, now you've been served the evidence, you're crying.

Who is more useless between i , GEJ and you ?
I guess you are more useless , clueless and more daft than your president sef ...
Mumu Sheyb you don see bridge abi .. Oya carry plate go dey chop there ...
Mumu
Just pray to God that your life and everyone around you should change as your cluesess broda change naija ..
fOoL!!!!!
Change is all we seek for !!!
God bless naija

FKO81:
Old Onitsha awka road.
To be frank highest votes GMB will get from southeast will be 3.5 % votes.

Na when you don dey work for INEC cuz the last time we talk you tell me say you bin dey find work ...
Just wondering sha
Anyway na your own you dey talk sha Cuz I kuku no say Na one vote you get unless if den allow goats make dem vote for your poll...
Abeg park well

Change is here ...
God bless us all

lestat:
Yes I am high on the spirit of change, I am tired of watching my hausa's brothers and sisters in the north getting slaughtered by boko harm, I am tired of feeling guilty every time I hangout with my friends because I have a good job meanwhile they have been searching for years, I am tired of hearing little girls and women get raped and yet there are not proper laws to.protect them, i.am tired of waking.several times at night whenever I hear a sound because I have no trust in the police e cause corruption has ruined them, I am tired of seeing our soldiers take a beating at the hands of boko haram, I am tired of seeing that off loom on people's faves every time i.mention I am a Nigerian whenever I am abroad, I am tired of seeing that lost look of forgotten hope of children's faces hawking in the streets, I am tired of poor power supply, I am tired of constantly riding costs of food in Nigeria without any regulations, I am tired of the terrible state of our hospitals, I am tired of having to always repair the thyroid and hub of my car regularly due to bad roads, I am tired of not winning the visa lottery because I wanted to run out of the country because the leaders have made me loose hope. I am tired of loosing hope in Nigeria...now I want my country back!!! We want Nigeria to be great but GRJ cannot take us there so we want Buhari..

VOTE for buhari

Well said !!!! May God bless you and everyone around you seeking for change ....
No mind dose clowns wey dey post pictures I just pity them Cuz Na there there career go last...
We need change
God bless everyone

Akon419:
If really he is clueless ,why did US use his head in their money??

God !!!! When will this your creature get sense ...
Bros abeg go sleep ... I dey sure say your brain don dey low, go charge am or change am ...

We need change !!!!
God bless us all

PassingShot:
Has he completed the bridge as he pledged?

Has he gone on exile as he promised?

Lol exile ke !!!!
Bro you won make dem carry cutlass come meet you ..
Dem sef no say their clueless father no dey go anyway but dem dey give themselves hope..
Change is here
God bless us all

lestat:
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it..i understand you need to keep up a string front in public but sometimes u have to let your heart speak the voice of the spirit...And that voice is clamoring for change...how long do you think whatever u were paid would last? This useless GEJ has no real plans for you, also remember one day you would be Parent if you aren't already? How do you then justify to your conscience that you sold you choice for gold? I am a graduate worker, and I have personal felt the so called effects of GEJ'S government so I want to use my chance to lend voice to my soul, and say NO More GEJ!!! We need a change...I will stand on the tallest mountain and scream!!!!! We want Buhari.... I speak for those that have no computer knowledge enough to post this, for the women selling in the markets, for the graduated still looking for jobs, for the sick who can't afford medical care, for the pensioners who are barely getting by... we re all tired of GEJ!!! We want a change

You dey mind her ... No b her fault sha.. At least she go cross leg for house make her hubby go find wetin d family go chop ..
So she can sell her conscience for any amount she want ..

Change is here !!!!
God bless us all

jdbrasco:
guy u only hv one vote and u r makin a general statement. Na waoh, u go put gun for dia head not to vote Jonathan? Fact; OBJ to Yaruda all promised to build d 2nd Nija bridge during dia time but neva droped a headpan of sand there. Here cms a man who hv started work nd u want d ppl to abandon him. U mst b high on sm tin

He is not high... He is sound and healthy ...
Yes Na one vote e get ... You con ? Who knows una fit don get hope of how to snatch the ballot box ..
But remember #junglejustice# await anyone who intends to do such ...
God bless everyone
One love

lestat:
Yes change is here brother

Ah swear !!!! I no fit waste my vote this year I swear Cuz my generation go curse me since Na me dey represent them ...
We need to jettison the clueless one

God bless us all(yoruba,ibo,Hausa)

nwaanambra1:
AM HERE! YES! HIGHLY MOUTHED ORIGINAL NWAANAMBRA1! READY DEMOLISH EVILLUCK JONATHAN AND HIS EVIL FOLLOWERS!

AM HERE TO TREAT THE FKUP OF SOME IJAW-IBOS POSING TO BE REAL IGBOS!

FIRST GEJ WAS IN ONTISHA AND COULDN'T EVEN PRESENT TO US THE PICTURE OF THE ONTISHA DRY-DOCK HE PROMISED US IN 2011 LIKE HE PRESENTED US THE PICTURE OF ONITSHA BRIDGE HE WAS CONSTRUCTING FOR US IN THE MOON!

HIS VISIT TO ONITSHA WAS LIKE BASKET MOUTH THE COMEDIAN'S VISIT - VERY FUNNY!

HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SHOW US AS WHAT HE DID FOR ONITSHA PEOPLE! THE REAL PEOPLE AT THE CAMPAIGN GROUND - (I MEAN THE REAL PEOPLE NOT THE 86% THAT WHERE BOUGHT AND GIVEN UNIFORMS) WERE EVEN MAKING FUN OF HIM BY SHOUTING "NA ONWA( MEANING ON THE MOON)" WHEN EVER HE SAYS ANYTHING PERTAINING TO DEVELOPING THE EASTERN AXIS!

THE EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO MUCH THAT HE RESORTED TO REMINDING US THAT HE IS OUR INLAWOOO!!

THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE VISITED THE BRIDGE SITE AND ONLY PICTURES OF THE SUPPOSED BRIDGE WAS MOUNTED ON CANVASES AND THE PEOPLE AT THE BACKGROUND WERE SHOUTING "NENEBE PHOTO! - PHOTO BRIDGE INA LU NA'ONWA! INENE CHA INABA(WATCH THE PICTURES! PICTURES OF THE BRIDGE U R CONSTRUCTING FOR THE IGBOS IN THE MOON! WHEN YOU FINISH LOOKING AT THE PICTURES YOU GO BACK HOME". IT WAS REALLY VERY FUNNY!

BIAFRANONUKU REMOVE THOSE PICTURES OF AWKA-ONITSHA OLD ROAD THAT WAS REPAID BY THE ANAMBRA STATE GOVT OF WHICH THE MONEY HAS NOT EVEN BEEN REIMBURSED BY THE FED GOVT.! REMOVE IT FAST BEFORE OUR FORE-FATHERS KILL YOU ON THAT ROAD BECAUSE OF YOUR LIES! AKWUNA-AKWUNA!

YES AM HERE! EVER READY TO DEAL WITH THESE FOOLISH IJAWIBOS CLAIMING TO BE NWA-AFO IGBO!

YOU CAN NOT CLAIM TO BE IGBO AND YET SUPPORT A GOVT THAT HAS NOTHING GOOD TO OFFER US FOR ALL THE SACRIFICES WE MADE FOR HIM!

QUOTE ME WITH NEGATIVE COMMENT ATTACHED AND DIE!

I feel you die my broda ... I love your spirit .. Keep it up we go kick out the clueless man ,clueless woman and clueless pikins (paid agents and fans)

We need change !!!!!!!
God bless us all

lestat:
My dear I am just baffled at how low these GEJ Supporters go, all in attempt to justify the measly allowance they are paid to create their sickening propaganda online for a clueless, useless, president

Lol well no b their fault sha .. At least them go fit work for the money wey dem collect ...
If them like make dem show 4th mainland bridge Na them sabi ..
That one no go put food for my table ...
Change is here

lestat:
Anambra state, ogidi in n demolition north, just after nkpor u get to abagana...from there onto ogidi...do u want more? Buhari will beat GRJ in every south eastern state!!!!! Mark my words

U get time to dey reply her sha... Later she go show you one yeye "survey plan" say GEJ dey construct airport for your area..
Smh

kingthreat:
We never sold ours. Ruled the Niger for 11 years. #ProudlyOdua.

Na so bro !!! I dey feel you ..
In as much I love my ibo fwends but some of dem here dey talk as if say dem won vote pass one ..
E better make una open una eyes and stop jubilating the paper bridge ...
Na una go sell the bridge last ...

Change for Good
Naija need change
Yoruba ,Ibo,Hausa need Change..

God bless us all ....

bashydemy:
Pictures seen, But nothing has been on ground according to your pictures just project on papers and on drawing board

Let dem keep deceiving each other .. I just pity some of them wey save the pictures for their phone ..
Na there their career go last ...
Change is all we seek for !!!!

killuminati:
Mr man shut up! Shay na colorful pictures we wan chop?

You dey mind dem!!! Na pictures and bridge den won chop later dem go talk say Na still the best president ..
Smh

biafranqueen:
[s]
Thank you Mr. President for Onitsha/Awka...

No b your fault ... Na the road you go chop abi ..
Park well abegi

All na wash .. If you like make you call am massive as you like ...that one no concern me .. Na so e take show Una bridge wey una take vote am for .. But this time no way!!!!!
He is ready to go back to where he comes from !!!

We need change
SAI Apc
GMB

femi4:
Igbowood

Lol funny you ... Igbowood ... Lol
Chai for to

chomaloo:
Hypocraites of a tribe.good no good,bad nko no bad.by d time election finish them go jump to the winner waist wt praise.d yoruba dnt stand for good they dnt stand for bad.only jumpin up n down for their belle mchee

bros abeg Na when you dey go for medical check up ? It seems that your brain is malfunctioning...
Mumu

rothea:
I AM PLANNING A ROAD TRIP TO THREE WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES AND SERIOUSLY IN NEED OF AT LEAST 3 TRAVEL PARTNERS.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ALL EXPENSES WILL BE BORNE BY INDIVIDUAL TRAVELERS.
ALSO ENSURE YOU HAVE A VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT (NIGERIAN AND/OR ECOWAS)
FOR ONLY SERIOUSLY ADVENTUROUS PEOPLE.

Interested .. Are you on bbm or whatsapp?
Which country are you thinking of ?

4stylz:
Since he said NO office of the First Lady! Why carry her wife to campaigns? Keep her home to cook your meals...A true Man needs his wife support. GEJ till 2019

Uncle abeg how you take pass your waec last year ?
E b like say your brain needs servicing abi ...
Office of First Lady ? Abeg explain better how e dey take improve the lives of our women especially PEJ office ...

LoveMEBaby:
10mb or what did you just say................. ;DSee dis useless goat
#Alainironu

Oponu like GEJ ... Na who b goat between me and you .. Na goat (you and GEJ) no dey like to hear word, and Na also goat wey no like to change..
Me I want change .. Year 2015 must be a good year for me,my family and everyone..
But me no no about you Cuz e b like say as jona dey take change this country don dey alright for you ..
Just watch you go still run beg for garri last by the time the clueless man run this country down..
Arindin, jeliili

jelel6:
"I DONT GIVE A DAMN". Dr.Goodluck jonathan pHD. President federal republic of nigeria.

Mr jelili Na PHD go bring food for table for you ...smh
I just pity you .. Well it's never too late sha una fit join your clueless presidio go seek asylum for Niger republic ..
#team change
God bless our incoming presido(GMB)
God bless Nigeria
One love ...

LoveMEBaby:
Brother think before you post now=======>>>>"UNILAG to MUNILAG"-----Still remains UNILAG.
"Our Girls to Married Women"-----Shey dem no go marry before ni?
"The Currency"----Has it been stagnant before?
"Plate Number"------ Does it have ant effect?
"Driver's License"----Does it have ant effect?
#ThinkBeforeYouAct.

Smh think bforE you reply too ...
Na rubbish you dey talk .. Na like that change we need ?
No b your fault Na the 10mb wey Airtel dash you .

ifeanyidavid:
Does she have any certificate ?
Does she have any certificate ?
Does she have any certificate ?

Na certificate make you dey ask up and down when your mates dey achieve better thing you dey there dey waste your career..
Anyway the good news b say offer don open for Dangote factory make you go dey work there ..
I guess by the time you work sotay your body dey hot/weak/ exhaust even your yeye hand wey you dey take type "certificate" sef weak then you go dey normal ..
Cluessless as Jonah

A man has been arrested at the Chinese border for attempting to enter china with 94 iPhones strapped to his body, according to a Sina news report. A citizen of Hong Kong, the man had strapped rings of iPhones around his thighs, torso, calves, and crotch, using a combination of plastic bags and masking tape. Pictures show both the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. The phones have been seized, and are currently being held by customs officials.
The latest batch of iPhones have been available in China for months, but smuggling is still common for stolen phones, which are often easier to fence in Asia. According to the report, so-called “mobile armor” is a fairly common tactic for phone smugglers. Police noticed this particular smuggler due to “weird walking posture, joint stiffness and muscle tension,” an obvious result of covering your entire body in touchscreens

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/this-is-how-you-smuggle-94-iphones-over-the-107892922009.html

Can't this man just shut the Bleep up !!!!!
He can't just stop surprising me .. A whole phd holder wey dey talk like a truck pusher ...
At times I just dey wonder if education Na curse for nigeria with the way dis man dey talk at times ..

If dem no spend the govt money shey na my money make dem con spend ?
Smh ...