₦airaland Forum

tweetobyte:
He's joining twitter now when his mates are in a coffin. No oofence

Assuming he b ur papa or you get someone like him in your family , shey you go dey talk this shit wey u dey talk #no offense#
No b your fault nah Airtel wey give you 10mb that's why you dey type nonsense

Can't wait for you to sleep in Aso rock!!!
We need change and here comes the change.
God bless Mr president
God bless mr vice president
God bless APC
God bless Nigeria

One love my people !!! Come 2015 lets kick them out ... Infact #shoutemup#

akanni79:
APC is not a party someone should vote for. APC egbe okunkun.

What of PDP? Egbe imole ?
Smh I pity your level of craziness ...
You better go back to bed and sleep again ..

Konvicta6:
K

K for kangaroo

Otunbab:
Z

Z for zebra
Smh

kingsman66:
Even if he like let him give one month holiday we ndi imo we dnt care.let him bring our 64m he use to run presidential primaries........lng live ihedioha,lng live pdp,lng live imo state

Send am your account number make e transfer the money up you ...
When will you think straight. Smh

XRAY21:
Idiot what do there know about nigeria .supporting as if there would come home and vote

Smh bros abeg you fit pray to God say make your life change as the way oga jona change nigeria ..
Bros don't you get tired of this whole shit ? Abi the cup of rice wey den give you never finish abi .. I jez pity una wey no want change .. Later una go dey run go oversea .. Why not let us build this nation together and kick den out ..me no talk say make them no chop money but them must work and provide wetin we (masses) go chop too..
We need change !!!!
We want change !!!!

S

bamidbamid:
Lol.. Of a truth and in fairness not all S.A ladies ar wayward but I think d issue is actually a ratio thing..a friend of mine in Kempton park has bin married to dis S.A babe for 8 yrs now with 2kids..she is such a cool lady..
concerning d gap in culture, I meant a gap in moral standards, although our own definition of morality might sound silly to u.. Now, u must understand our backgrounds, S.A is an African land with a mixture of western cultures while Nigeria is a typical African land with strict (sometimes moronic)cultures, placing more emphasis on high moral standards.. For instance, u ar seen as irresponsible if u hold a stick of cigarettes here, or u ar d clubbing type,U wld be outrightly regarded as d prodigal son of d family, how much more a lady, nobody wld even marry u..
Also a proper nigerian woman doesn't believe in divorce even when things ar not really working in d relationship except for serious physical assaults( my coursin has three kids with three dft S.A ladies). D reasons for their break ups were baseless..u hear things like "yor baby u ar cheating, I called u 25 times, but u wldnt pick..baby I can't take dis any longer..am leaving.." and she parks her bag..
Domestic issues ar meant to b taken care of domestically.. U av a problem at home and d next thing is she calls d Police ..I pick up a whip and flog my own child and d next thing is the Police.. all dis ar western not african..
As a result of the above, most Nigerian men , only catch fun with women of such western virtues either Nigerian, S.A or American.. i hope its a bit clearer.. Chakakhan

You are right bro!!! I agree with you ..

Chakakhan:
really? Really? You wanna flirt at a time like this lol.... Thought you were defending my honor

Lol no dear .. Just saying Hi to my junior sis ...

Always @ your back

ireneony:
which 50:50? after sleeping with them u will come to Nigeria to spread the virus to our innocent women.
I wish the federal government will screen all travelers coming from south Africa at the airport

Anyway hope you doing good sis ?

ireneony:
which 50:50? after sleeping with them u will come to Nigeria to spread the virus to our innocent women.
I wish the federal government will screen all travelers coming from south Africa at the airport

Nope no need ... Na you for dey do the screening ..
So Na all the gals for SA get AiDS?
Source please ? I no won read any link .. Na video report I won see to confirm my self ..

Chakakhan:
Mornin

What's up ? whats wrong with your phone ( whatsapp )

Chakakhan:
More stereotypes... Sounds very ignrant dont you think? Actually it sounds paraphrased from some of the ignorant comments post before you.... Dont you have a mind of your own? Cant you critique things that you have heard and form your own oppinion?

Dont you ever ask why? .... Thats how you gather knowledge not just accepting things youv heard... On persons experience can not speak for all.

Hi what's up?

ireneony:
you mean AIDS

You won give me AIDS? Morever who tell you say our naija babes too no get AIDS? Na 50/50 chance jawe

ireneony:
no Nigeria men adore you ladies, they only see you south Africans as a intimacy gadget. most fellow Nigeria men complain, u people live a risky life, parties, drugs, gangsters, prostitute,baby mamas, ghetto and lazy.
when I see a black south African I shed tears, the white in south Africa don't spread AIDS.
what kind of a country will molest a baby to cure AIDS.
your president is one dull of a hell president, what kind of a president will go on national TV and say the best way to prevent HIV is to have your bath after sleeping with a prostitute.
you guys live in one of the best country in Africa built with the help of white men yet the darkies south Africans behave like animals and are barbaric.

What are you saying sis? Woo speak for yourself .. Me like SA babes...
Who ni like better thing ?

Chakakhan:
Wont that be problem since you are in Nigeria... I dont support human traffiking

What's child trafficking? I'm damn serious .. Thinking of hitting SA soon .. But there must be a reason why I'm going ..
If you got any pm me lets roll

@ OP Abeg help me find one SA chick ..

GEJ " dead and gone "

Na so I run inside their trap one day when i dey waka inside sun ...I was receiving an international call when I jam them ( alakara police station,mushin)
Na so them stop by myside asking where I dey come from and where I dey go ?
Police : where you dey come from ?
Me : Coming from a friends place where I went to submit my Cv ..
Police : where your CV ? Who your fwend ? He dey employ ? My friend enter the car ..
Me : oga make Una cool down , why I go enter your car ? For what reason ? Wetin b my offense ?
Police : When you get to the police station , you will know better ,na yahoo boy you b, who you dey call for phone ..
Me: oga Na my friend . Abi you won make I call am make you talk to am .. As I see say them no won let me go .. Na so I vex as a mushin guy " oya lets go I b yahoo boy , make we dey go station , Infact sef una DPO go settle everything out when we get there ..
Police ( e nick name Na alhaji) -- come make we talk .. Started speaking Yoruba " give us any amount wey you get make you dey go .
Me : Alhaji I no get shishi , I broke pass anything .. If I fit see change wey I go collect sef I no mind ..Na so the man look me like person wey get EBOLA , con comot from my sight go meet e rest ...
Na so them just release me .. But bfore then everything wey I display there Na mind I dey take rough am Cuz I no say if dem carry me comot there Na begging tinZ I go beg ..
Dose police officers wey dey alakara , zone D , Olosan don sabi me .. I no some of them wey dey do those dirty jobs .. Dem go just pack you inside bus as if say price tag dey your head ..
Foolish people

Eyepencil:
TINUBU CONTROLS THE FUTURE OF South West DATS WHY MOST YORUBAR YOUTHS ARE COWARD

What have you been smoking lately? Are you high or what ?

quid:
so the future of the South West is in the hand of puppet Tinubu.

Smh

[quote author=holatin post=28909776]yes now Buhari is not like one man(name witheld) that his wife and 3 other woman dey control like robot.

Buhari can't be control like a puppet lai kai.
There are different between A man in trouser and a man in skirt.[i][/i]



Buhari for President


lol guy you wicked ooh

Ariel20:
Can you kindly give us one?? Just one?

PDP members seem to be more interested in APC affairs even more than the APC peeps[b]

Don't mind the guy... E just dey talk anyhow .. Wetin e sabi ?

okiezman:
Jonzing Yoruba man claiming wise, still zero sense

Common sense you no get !!!!!

okzcorp:
Berem, chick? Okay na

Lol Na babe ?

berem:
Patience Jonathan- imposing candidates in PDP since January 2014.

lol berem!!!! Can't stop loving this chick

yorke1:
Talk is cheap. Come Feb. 2015, GEJ will win GMB with a wider margin!

Bros Na when you don turn to soothsayer? You don dey forecast? Abi you think say election Na baba ijebu or 1960bet?
You better vote wisely ..

Tonylyte:
You should be the one smoking what u r talking about. The worst thing a man can do is to tell lies to himself. Deep down your hearth u know they is no way buhari can defeat a sitting president like gej. Can u put your life on the line that buhari will rule this nation cometh 2015?

We shall see !!!!!

Tonylyte:
Some nigerians are so ffoolish. How can u imagine buhari defeating a sitting president like gej? Anyway, i wish apc GOODLUCK, but not the presido.
GEJ TILL PANADOL CURE AIDS.

What is this one saying ?
What have you been smoking this days ?
Smh

Enjoymentgalore:
Joblessness is killing our youth, though some of them are just lazy like this one.

Lol... E no b youth .. Na adult na ... Abi you no see the stature

Enjoymentgalore:
I will advise you go to job and vacancy section. There are lots of sex mates there. I am sure, before you check through, you would have gotten a job.

Dont be carried away by your body structure, HIV is REAL!

Which kind yeye body ? the guy just dey flood every where with e yeye pics ...
I tire for am sef .. Instead make e go apply for bouncer

pinkycute:
assuming you are cute I would've say anything to you though but you are NOT and I think am far better and prettier than your sister well, am not suppose to be move by ur silly words, because I know am the best, above all..

Lol Chaii!!!! Na fight !!!! What's up lil Geh

BlackSEER:
that's a good one tompolo.some fools think na only them have the monopoly for violence when they lose elections.Everybody is getting ready,no time

Are you high?