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Crime / Re: I Have Developed Feelings For Her Since I Helped Her Recover Her Stolen Phone by governor2022(m): 10:51pm On Aug 31, 2017
dollynnn:
Nollywood in disguise
believe me it's not nollywood the story is real
Crime / Re: I Have Developed Feelings For Her Since I Helped Her Recover Her Stolen Phone by governor2022(m): 10:50pm On Aug 31, 2017
paiz:
You stole a phone just because she is pretty you returned it.
Believe me brother that relationship wont work
why did you have to comment??
Travel / Re: Man's SUV Bashed By A Truck At Emohua, Rivers, Comes Out Unhurt by governor2022(m): 10:43pm On Aug 31, 2017
Oga shut up..... small motor hit Unah......u use style come niaraland come they make noise
the motor no fall from bridge....the motor no catch fire
you for talk nonsense here
Nairaland / General / Re: This Snake Was Killed This Morning After Spending The Night In Our House by governor2022(m): 10:02pm On Aug 31, 2017
lala fada-if you you leave this house today i will turn you i will beat the devil out of you snake longer throat
12:00pm lala jump window run 500kh/hr collect snake meet come back enter toilet sit down enjoy am
Crime / I Have Developed Feelings For Her Since I Helped Her Recover Her Stolen Phone by governor2022(m): 12:16am On Aug 30, 2017
I have to post this here too cause i can't sleep.this is my first time of feeling like this, it all started when someone snatch her phone....i helped her pursue the
thief by God grace the phone was recovered
now the real story....i don't have any girlfriend cause i
don't know how to do the toasting.i mean a. scared of expressing myself to a lady.so back to my
story she chatted me yesterday night but we didn't
chat long cause i don't want to cast myself.....i
already noticed am developing feelings for her that
yesterday.....today the feelings grow bigger and so strong ,have been
thinking of her since i wake up today.smiling and picturing
her face.
even right now I deleted her number to seize the
feelings but it didn't work
can someone help me with a line on how to toast a
lady
let me just try today ..and i just wished she can chat
me again..i just wished she is single
am really dying for her
Romance / .i Have Developed Feelings For Her Since I Helped Her Recover Her Stolen Phone by governor2022(m): 11:59pm On Aug 29, 2017
someone snatch her phone....i helped her pursue the thief by God grace the phone was recovered
now the real story....i don't have any girlfriend cause i don't know how to do the toasting...so back to my story she chatted me yesterday night but we didn't chat long cause i don't want to cast myself.....i already noticed am developing feelings for her that yesterday.....today the feelings grow bigger,have been thinking of her since i wake up...smiling and picturing her face.
even right now I deleted her number to seize the feelings but it didn't work
can someone help me with a line on how to toast a lady
let me just try today ..and i just wished she can chat me again
am really dying for her
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Eats Feces In Warri While Doing The New Yahoo Plus. Photos, Video by governor2022(m): 11:38pm On Aug 29, 2017
Evablizin:
Hey Abba Father,many are terribly mad but few are roaming,eating human feces just because of Wire Wire fraud,this is just crazy mehn.


If Human being don't smile while defecating just imagine clement's face while eating the feces.TUFIAKWA
nothing good comes out of buttocks

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Jokes Etc / Re: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by governor2022(m): 3:26pm On Aug 23, 2017
ShyCypher:
Look at his head, he is a Igbo, no doubt.

They can reshape jerseys, but they can never reshape their heads.

Never.
are you alright
Family / Re: Wife Dies In Anambra State, Husband Joins Her Weeks To Her Burial. Photos by governor2022(m): 1:08pm On Aug 22, 2017
BabaRamota1980:
If na the husband die first they would shave that woman head and make her drink water used to wash the corpse.

Ibo women don see problem. Its why they are quick to marry non Ibos. Who wan drink corpse water Shyyte!
you will thinking that you have sense
Celebrities / Re: Multi-coloured Eyed Girl, Peace Omana, Stuns In New Photos by governor2022(m): 1:01pm On Aug 22, 2017
I just want to have cool 4hours non stop rump with her toto
Fashion / Re: Ghanaian Government Bans Bleaching Creams by governor2022(m): 10:22pm On Aug 18, 2017
for those wey don fu.k kitten b4..........after bleaching the skin....the Bumbum dey follow white too??
Celebrities / Re: See As These Guy Turned To Something Else While Trying To Pick Money On The Grou by governor2022(m): 1:36pm On Aug 17, 2017
that you will type and be commenting only you
Travel / Re: Van Runs Into A Valley Before Police Checkpoints In Abia State. Photos by governor2022(m): 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2017
[i][/i][url][/url][color=#006600][/color]pure water pussy
Events / Re: Onoriode Samuel, Nigerian Man Marries Older Oyinbo Woman (Photos, Video) by governor2022(m): 1:22pm On Aug 17, 2017
[color=#006600][/color] so this guy go fu€K 63year old kitten
Politics / Re: Iron Ore Discovered In Cross River (Photos) by governor2022(m): 1:41pm On Aug 16, 2017
soon the Hausa-fulanis will claim it and start looting from their......thieves since 290bc

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Politics / Re: Burial Photos Of Hadiza Sule Lamido by governor2022(m): 8:33am On Aug 04, 2017
they bury the one way dry help my versiline

Sports / Can Someone Explain What Angered Everybody Here? by governor2022(m): 12:18am On Aug 03, 2017
a video game of goal celebrated by a customised team has got everyone very angry

Sports / No Amount Of Blood Money Can Pay What Psg Is Going To Pay Neymar by governor2022(m): 11:34pm On Aug 02, 2017
Oh God show me the love Psg is showering to Neymar God pay me the same as Paris st germain is going to pay Neymar I sabi fight my teammates....shouting at them is my hobby.....showcasing skills i get am A1.....scoring goals every week Nobi today work.. Why Neymar own come different??

Celebrities / Re: See As These Guy Turned To Something Else While Trying To Pick Money On The Grou by governor2022(m): 11:10pm On Aug 02, 2017
do your people know that this is happening to you?

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Celebrities / Re: Condom Wrapper Spotted In The Bin Of An ATM Spot by governor2022(m): 11:04pm On Aug 02, 2017
a night stand with the atm
Events / Re: Wedding Pictures Of The Couple Who Were Primary School Classmates by governor2022(m): 12:30pm On Aug 02, 2017
the husband must cheat In that marriage cause he Don bleep the woman otu since 199- period
Celebrities / Re: Hiptv Presenter, Victoria Eze, Shows Off Her Smashing Bikini Body by governor2022(m): 12:30am On Aug 02, 2017
this girl wey be like that actor in that film D godz must be crazy how my face was when i saw the pics

Crime / Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Police In Enugu (More Photos) by governor2022(m): 1:25pm On Aug 01, 2017
people that came to hustle the wrong way just get killed for nothing
maybe they just want to kidnap the man and go away not to kill anyone....they were not armed.....why killed them?
immunity for kidnappers
Religion / Re: Should Prostitutes & Yahoo Boys Pay Tithes​ From Their Income? by governor2022(m): 10:07am On Jul 30, 2017
Op ebi lyk say dey charge you high money this weekend don't worry man only church wey you dey pastor dem go dey pay the $tight) tit
Crime / Re: Female Travel Agent Wanted For Duping Victims In Lagos. Photos by governor2022(m): 10:04am On Jul 30, 2017
ncan reporting live from toilet. afonja baby If i catch you i go........... before handing you over

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Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Hit By Cancer Of The Mouth In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by governor2022(m): 12:09am On Jul 30, 2017
newdawn2017:
What kind of wicked comment is did u just said? Defaming ur fellow man dis way? Dis seun wey bring dis naira land we dey teach us lot of things 4 free & make us laugh welly. I curse u 2day may wicked & heartless being locate u, may all d hard work of ur hands be catered away by d wind be ur eyes. May no body feel sorry 4 u since u wished such misery on ur fellow man may food forcefully snatched 4rm ur jaws. cry
who your curse help??

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Crime / Re: Man Confronts Scrap Dealer For Sleeping With His 17-Year-Old Sister In Uyo by governor2022(m): 10:00pm On Jul 28, 2017
chaii the man Don enjoy the girl poopiii 17years he no force am they both enjoy what the brother have been enjoying with someone else just that they 4get to use condom
Education / Re: Reason For Our Low CGPA - 37 Kano Students Undergoing B.sc Nursing In Egypt by governor2022(m): 7:12pm On Jul 28, 2017
nobody agree to touch their dirty bra and panties that why they fail
Politics / Re: CJTF Members Who Died As Boko Haram Attacked NNPC Workers (Photos) by governor2022(m): 7:10pm On Jul 28, 2017
Buhari is a fool that want to lead a zoo and ended up in a hospital spits on him

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