magoo10:
Lols lion king that is being chased by rats.
A dullard president that cannot defeat rat is it Nigeria complex problems that he can defeat ? shame

Everything about this people just get K-leg yet zombies will continue to be zombies .

Hahahahaha lion King

I don't believe Garba Shehu and Femi Adeshina. How many months that the conqueror of boko-haram and corruption. Our great General Buhari will be chased from his office by rat!! Abeg na spiritual rat or corruption rat be this. I just hope the main reason why buhari is running from his office does not have spiritual undertone to it!!! .

Almost two months after he returned to the country from his medical trip to London, United Kingdom, President Muhammadu Buhari has yet to return to his office inside the Presidential Villa, Abuja.But the Presidency says the situation has not in any way hindered the President from performing his duties.Buhari, who arrived the country on August 19 to a wild jubilation by Nigerians after spending over100 days abroad, has been operating from an office located inside his official residence and another one located inside the Presidential Banquet Hall.The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, had said the President’s office needed renovation because of its devastation by rodents during his long period of absence.“Following the three-month period of disuse, rodents have caused a lot of damage to the furniture and the air conditioningunits,” he had said, explaining that it was impossible for the President to operate from the office in that condition.Although he said he could not tell when the renovation would be completed, the presidential spokesperson had stated that the maintenance company had been asked to speed up its paceof work.However, 56 days after the President’s return to the country,he has yet to resume in his office.His residence and the Presidential Banquet Hall, wherehe operates from are less than five minutes’ walk from his office.The President has been hosting meetings and other events in the two venues.This week alone, he held separate meetings with some state governors and the nation’ssecurity chiefs at the venues.Governors that met Buhari during the week included Ibrahim Geidam of Yobe State; Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto State; Abubakar Badaru of Jigawa State and Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State.The President has also been attending weekly meetings of the Federal Executive Council inside the Council Chambers located less than 50 metres to his office.Buhari has also been joining Muslim faithful for Juma’at service inside a mosque locatedbehind the Council Chambers.When contacted on Friday, the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. FemiAdesina, said where Buhari has been operating from are also offices.Adesina said the most importantthing is that the President is working.The presidential spokesman was, however, silent on when Buhari will resume in his main office.“Office na office. He (the President) uses one now, and the work goes on,” he simply said.Our correspondent had sought to know from him the stage of the renovation in the President’soffice; if there is any truth in the claim that Buhari does not plan to return to his office anytime soon; and when exactly he would return.

Source: http://punchng.com/rats-invasion-buhari-yet-to-use-office-seven-weeks-after/

I am trying to move goods from benue State to lagos state at an affordable rate

Is there any available train moving from benue state to lagos state

slivertongue:


This govt dey take her matter shine, so to make nonsense of their pretenses she is supporting them to forcefuly bring her home if they have a serious case against her. we will see more drama in the coming weeks. this govt has thrived on propaganda and as the elections draws near u will see facts and hear the truth.

Why are some Nigerians gullible. Diezani has been the number one most corrupt person in the history of Nigeria.. Maybe she is dragging the position with sani abacha yet u have the power to bring her back to the country to face the music. You here making excuses Because similar she is been tried with similar case in the UK as if she committed this crimes in UK What I understand from the AGF statement is that his office is 1) incompetent 2) no case against Diezani.
It's time Federal government start apologising to her.

Don't tell me you have abandoned this thread

MaziOmenuko:
You started a thread about the truth on denziani andnwhy AGF refused to order her back; then you start jumping from ibori to Kachukwu without addressing the topic you raised. If you have no tangible thing to write, why not just sit tight rather than writing meaningless episodes?

If Denziani wants to come back, why not walk into an airport, buy a ticket and return to Nigeria? Does she need a visa to return to Nigeria? She doesn't need anyone ordering her back since according to you, the UK has no case against her.

Na waoh, make agf send her flight ticket too? Abi make we raise funds for her to buy flight ticket?

FG does not have a case against dazeni its time Nigeria realise this as the simple truth.

its no more news that the buhari led government has one point agenda which is to eradicate corruption. Recently the most corrupt Nigerian in the person of former minister of petroleum Diezani asked the federal government through the office of AGF to order her back to Nigeria. with the amount of funds she was accused of looting i cant see a guilty person pleading to come back to Nigeria with EFCC past record of bail refusal. That she wants to evade judgement from Uk is laughable ask IBORI how far. former delta state governor is a happy man just 8years imprisonment for all the money he laundered. it is obvious EFCC and the federal government has no case and Diezani Alison-Madueke wants to blow her whistle which i believe heads will roll.
how can a person loot more than nigeria budget is a ?? i have always asked my self. i am patiently watching and was not surprise when i saw EFFC report on Dr ibe Kachukwu after he blew the whistle on GM NNPC "Mr Baru " see letter below.
it is quite unfortunate that Nigerians are slow learners but APC needs to know that Nigerians never forgets and we learn finally. i seriously don't know if the EFCC thinks we are all kindergarten in this great nation since March 24th 2016 and Dr Kachukwu corrupt letter to the Vice president was released to the general public yesterday why because Mr Baru is a sacred cow and like the bible puts it touch not my sacred cow and do Mr Baru no harm. Dr Kachukwu should ve known this before blowing the whistle. On further news i wander what president buhari one point agenda is again because he is doing a lousy work on fighting CORRUPTION.
I have forgotten "the main reason why fight against corruption is not working is because of the past administration" quotes from LIE MOHAMMED

A welcomed development. Can u crate a wasapp group pls

larrypourl:


You can't sell old layers for 2k bro talk less of 3k. If you really wanna sell them fast it has to be during Christmas and you sell to the market women within 1 - 1.2k who will then resell too. I'm giving u Lagos price. Who dare buys old layers for 2k?

bro pls I need ur contact pls. U can send me a wasapp 0813938908one

I am looking for live fowl sales. I am interested in both buying and selling.

laponsky:




Oga, others sell same for #500-#550. Yours is too expensive

Give me contact abeg

francisbarrack:


Pix

the big once #1700 per bird

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lomprico:
Boilers abi broilers?

..
Thanks

I have broilers at the rate of #1300 for Sales I need buyers that can consume up to 100pcs of this product. My location is Port Harcourt

I have up to 25,000 boilers I want to sell at a rate of #1700 interested buyer who can consume up to 3,000 quantity should pls chat me.
thanks

Who is Lauretta Onochie apart from the fact that she is the aid to the president on media matters
Let's do a little research on her person
1) she was accused of being a well known human trafficker
Source: http://ouchfrandib..in/2016/10/did-president-buhari-appoint-dubai.html

2) she is said to be in her fifth marriage
Source: http://www.orijoreporter.com/buharis-aide-onochie-reported-5th-marriage/

3) it was leaked that some cabal demanded sex from her to give her an appointment in this current regime

Source:https://thesheet.ng/uncovered-truth-alleged-sex-scandal-rocking-buharis-government-read-shocking-details/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9087900042

Today this woman of unblemished character wants Nnamdi Kanu to thrown be into a prison with the keys thrown into the Atlantic Ocean.

Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/time-pull-kanu-back-belongs-lock-dump-key-atlantic-ocean-laurretta-onochie/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5223692079

I support a restructured and United Nigeria not a country where people of questionable character will be given political appointment and demand for others to be treated poorly because they want to be relevant

mfm04622:


I saw online.

Controversy on cut off mark: UTME not for admission purpose but for Ranking -- Professor Oloyede (JAMB Registrar

The Interview

The decision to reduce the cut-off mark to 120 for universities and 100 for polytechnics has met with criticism from many quarters. It seems it is not a popular decision.......

You see, the issue is that people who are not familiar with a matter, rather than keeping their peace, will be commenting on things that they know little about. Our examination is not an achievement test. It is not a qualifying examination; rather, it is a ranking examination. Anybody that we want to admit into the university must basically have his five credits. It is not JAMB that qualifies them. But, because we don’t have space for all of them, we decide to rank them. What we had been doing was to ensure that nobody who scored less than 200 had a chance. But, this year, we are saying that anybody who scores up to 120 has a chance. With 200, we have never filled our quota in the last 10 years. Some of those who scored over 200 do not have five credits in their O level results.

And you cannot be admitted if you don’t have five credits. Those who are talking have not even dissected the problem, yet they are making recommendations. Other agencies all over the world, like the UKEAS in the United Kingdom, also rank candidates. Some of them do not even conduct any examination. Our examination is not a qualifying examination, it is a ranking examination. What that means is that you can’t admit anybody unless he is qualified. What qualifies an individual is the O level, not the UTME. The children of those who are objecting to this decision go to the UK to study. Do they write the UTME there? They are unfair to the common man who has not stolen money to study in Ghana and the UK. It is part of a class war that the poor man must be kept under.

This is a ranking examination and this is a decision of all vice-chancellors, provosts and rectors. Commentators cannot claim to know more than these people do because they are commenting out of ignorance. If you have 10 spaces and five of your children are qualified, then you look for a way of ranking them. You can use age. It does not mean that the number six child is not qualified. But, because he came sixth, then you take the first five.

And you can decide on three male children and two female children. So, the fourth male child will not say that you are unfair because there is a parameter. So, our examination is for ranking purposes. We want to rank all qualified candidates and what makes them qualified is the O level. As I speak with you, there was no time in the last 10 years that we have filled 70 per cent of the quota. The colleges of education and polytechnics are there doing nothing. And they kept on admitting students under the table. We are saying no more under-the-table deals. Come and tell us what you are doing under the table and let us see it. But people are commenting on matters that that they are not familiar with.

But 120/400 is a far cry from a pass mark…

I have answered that question. It is not the UTME that qualifies the candidate for admission. It is a ranking examination. We are not telling you to admit this or that candidate. Let me give you an example. Someone scores 300 and another scores 140, the person with 300 has four credits and the person with 140 has five credits. What it means is that you cannot take the candidate with 300 and you cannot also admit the candidate with 140. That is what we have been doing. What we are now saying is that JAMB is a clearing house. That is why people are faking our results and for them, it is a do or die affair. This is because we have created an unnecessary hurdle. Everywhere in the world, what qualifies candidates is the O level. The same thing applies to us. But because we do not have enough space, we have set an examination for them to rank them. There is no pass or fail with the UTME. We are not saying that universities should leave somebody with 230 and take another with 140.

Let me give you another example. We have never filled 50 per cent of the quota for Physics in the last 10 years. Not that there are no individuals who want to study Physics, but because they did not meet the cut-off point. You are paying the lecturers, but the classrooms are vacant. And, if the candidate is fortunate enough to have parents who can sponsor him to Ghana, he will go to that country with his O level and come back with the same degree. He will now be boasting to his colleagues who were not fortunate enough to have a father who can pay their transport fare.

The belief has always been that our universities are oversubscribed…

I am in a position to know and I know that they are not oversubscribed. There are institutions that are oversubscribed, but they are few. Tell some institutions, maybe more than five, that have in the last 10 years, filled 70 per cent of their admission capacities. It is because there is a mismatch. You ask universities to admit 60 per cent of science students and 40 per cent of those who studied humanities. But what the school system is producing is 70 per cent Arts students and 30 per cent Science students.

How do you react to arguments that this was done to assist private universities to lower their standard and accommodate these candidates?

That is not correct. I have no reason to encourage private universities. But, having said that, for God’s sake, what is bad in encouraging private universities? You allowed them to be established, you set up regulatory agencies for them and you abandon them. I travelled to Uganda and discovered that 40 per cent of the students in private universities in Kampala are Nigerians. I went to their classrooms and took pictures with them. They did not sit for the UTME, but because their parents are comfortable, they want to oppress the children of the poor.

Do you see public universities adjusting their cut-off marks with the latest development?..

Universities are universities. They have the right, under the law, to admit whom they want to admit. All these people commenting, you will see their reaction when they start to see results. I am not afraid of controversy. I know where I am going and they are the ones who are just commenting casually. I have a goal. I want to appeal to people to be patient and reserve their comments. Let us see the results. I have been in this for 40 years. Why can’t you credit me with the fact that I had the opportunity of being the chairman of the Academic Planners of Nigeria Universities, where we plan academic matters? I had the fortune of being the chairman, Committee of Vice-Chancellors, I had the opportunity of coordinating the association in West Africa and I had the opportunity of being the president of the association in Africa. Don’t you think that I would have studied the situation?

How do you react to the fact that facilities in our institutions are overstretched?

What we have done has not increased quota. We have taken all those into consideration. Not JAMB alone, but also the NUC, NCC and the NBTE. We have fixed a quota, based on available facilities. We are not telling schools to overshoot their quota, we are saying, “Bring those people who are roaming the streets into the classrooms to fill the quota.” What correlation do facilities and that has to do? I am not the one who fixed the quota.
As copied.

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has faulted the Federal Government on the minimum cut-off mark for 2017/2018 admission into the nation’s tertiary institutions.


The academic union was reacting to the JAMB Registrar, Ishaq Oloyede’s announcement pegging the minimum scores for admission into University and Polytechnic at 120 and 100 respectively.



He had said: “30 per cent of those in higher institutions do not take JAMB or have less than the cut-off marks. The admission process is now automated with direct involvement of the registrar of JAMB for final approval. We have agreed to regularize admissions that were done under the table this year. From next year we will not accept anything like that.” But, speaking with newsmen in Ibadan, Chairman ASUU, University of Ibadan, Dr Deji Omole described the new cut-off marks as a sad policy decision for the future of Nigeria. According to Omole, rather than sanctioning the identified universities who admitted over 17,000 students illegally, the JAMB registrar simply regularised illegality and lowered cut-off marks to favour the interests of the friends of government who own private universities and are hell bent on destroying public education. While calling for the scrapping of JAMB, Omole said students should apply directly to universities of their choice for admission. The ASUU boss said; “Where are those that JAMB registrar said entered universities illegally? which universities admitted them? If 30 percent did not take JAMB and found their way into the university system is that not corruption and a message that JAMB is not significant any more? What sanction did those who did the illegal thing receive other than regularization of illegality. We are watching because long before now we have said that JAMB has outlived its usefulness. Let the universities set their unique standards and those who are qualified can come in. “Even in those days 40 percent was graded as fail. But now JAMB said with F9, which is scoring 30 percent, you can be admitted. They deliberately want to destroy education. Even for polytechnic 100 marks is 25 percent. It is sad. And that is where we are in Nigeria. They want to destroy public education at all cost. This is not setting standard for education in Nigeria. It is purely lowering standards and digging the grave for the future. This is why ASUU is currently on the struggle to influence the government to do the needful for education in Nigeria,” he said.


Source: http://www.mycybergist.com/2017/08/jamb-cut-off-marks-sad-decision-for.html

1. He is a First Class graduate (Congratulations if you are too!)
2. He became a full Professor just before his Forty first birthday.
3. He was the Chairman of the Committee of Directors of Academic Planning in Nigerian Universities.
4. He was the Chairman of the Committee of Vice-Chancellors (CVC) / Association of Vice-Chancellors of Nigerian Universities (AVCNU).5
5. As Vice-Chancellor of the University ofIlorin, he led the University to being ranked First in Nigeria for the First time and one of the best Twenty in Africa by international ranking agencies
6. He was the first Vice-Chancellor to introduce Computer-Based Testing (CBT) to the university system with JAMB understudying him
7. He is the first Nigerian to ever becomePresident of the Association of African Universities (AAU)
8. He was a Board Member of the Association of Commonwealth Universities (ACU) and International Association of Universities (IAU).
9. Oloyede has never received a bribe in life (If you have evidence to the contrary,you have a prize)
10. He is the First JAMB Registrar to remit N5 billion to the Government coffers (within his first year in office).Personally I think I'm proud of him ,he's just a little bit sentimental that's all

BUT TODAY THE STORY HAS CHANGED
1) He helped universities regularise the admission of 400,000 student that scored below JAMB cut-off mark in just one year
2)six weeks of his resumption in office he regularise 17,600 student
“Regularisation is largely required when the persons involved did not obtain (UTME) forms at all, did not have the minimum qualification or they took UTME and scored lower than the cut-off mark. And they were admitted.
In Prof isaq defence he said the " They (VCs) will leave you in Abuja with your centralised cut-off mark, admit who they want and graduate them. They have been doing that, but we are saying, ‘Let us do things properly.’”

I keep wondering if there is are names of a Nobody in this 400,000 regularise name. The 100,120 city off mark will do more harm to our institutions. If the Prof wants to free his conscience this way he should stop the Regularisation process in The JAMB!!
#saynotoreguralisation

SOURCE: http://punchng.com/cut-off-mark-jamb-rectified-400000-irregular-admissions-in-one-year-registrar/

umsquare:
For me have not even received sms while test has commenced showing invalid login details. Please, someone should help!!!

. Tried logging in I saw invalid details. Has anybody successfully written Agro test

I have a project am suppose to carry out on the quality of life expentancy in Nigeria comparing life expectancy of rural and urban region dwellers . I simply don't know where to get information

I tried subscribing last week Saturday on my glo and #2000 was withdrawn from my acc up until Now no data and money is no where to be found
I don't want subscription again I just want my money customer care does not seam to be helping my matter.

Isiri:
let protest against this people. have said it many times here.

Its like ipob protest and loss of life from such process. I just wonder a means where Nigerians can air there grievances on this matter imagine bail of #30k!!

It is just madness!!! When abuse of power is just the order of the day. If u stay along water front in PH u will understand what am saying!!! Can somebody pls explain to me why police will raid a particular place three times and each with a different squad to arrest some senior men smoking without arresting the seller of the product

Am sure it is no longer news that the nigeria police is not your friend.
I thought the Nigeria constitution makes it illegal for you to be in police cell more than 48hrs without being charged to court but this is not the reality.
Police IPO this days determine your bail and case.
I have a neighbour who has been in SARS detention for two weeks now for just a simple security matter and the fact is that the IPO in charge has been stressing on lot of money will be needed!! What i dont understand is what money!!! as if that is not enough each time they send him meal they have to give which ever officer on the desk #1200 before they are allowed to give food to this particular young man. This is how a friend treats a friend
I watched today as two SARS operative arrested an innocent young boy below the age of 18! What was his crime he was playing AYO with another young boy who ran when he saw the SARS operatives coming because there where men smooking dope around him who also ran.
So this innocent being of clear mind and concesience just sat on his sit only for this two operative to handcuff him and started beating him up as a criminal. Right now that boy is still in upolice station an underage when did we become this desperate

I have tbc for sales too!! Can only do business with buyers from PH environs!!! Only