Ejimagift:
Does this thread erase the fact that there are many igbo Almajiris in the east too? You people insult the northerners with poverty and intrude in the politics of the west claiming you have a stake while you hypocritically ignore the southeast you claim is immune to poverty on paper

What is this one saying
A tribal bigot spotted
Stop tribalizing everything, please stop smoking mosquito coil.

nairavsdollars:
Like Aisha Buhari said ' what will a 40 year old man like Nnamdi Kanu be doing in his father's house? Glad Buhari pushed him out so he can work and be a responsible man

Kawai!!!
This one got me cracking

MissRaine69:

More than 5 per year then it’s chronic
Yes it is a last resort and costs very much depends on location, surgeon and hospital but please don’t just opt for anyone who says they can do it. A tonsillectomy as an adult carries risks of complications

Mine is not less than 6years old, Ive been on drugs fighting shadows until 3years ago when I discovered I actually have tonsillitis.
I will be 24 on may.

I've been having this issue of what seems to be a stubborn chronic tonsillitis for years. You may be wondering why I had to use the two adjectives ; stubborn and chronic to describe this.
I've used every antibiotic known to man relating the aforementioned health condition but has still gotten fruitless results at the end. I read somewhere that tonsillectomy is the last hope of anyone in this situation. As a guy who's striving to make ends meet, I want to know what it's likely to cost to enable me know how to go about the savings.
Medical practitioners, help me out.

igbozionism:
will be 21 by Oct this year and a 400l student in a fed university. I am an introvert and find it hard keeping conversations with the opposite sex though recently I have been managing to crawl out my shell and be more free with the opposite sex though that has not been easy.

I have not known any girl since my teenage years and I find it somehow unfulfilling to graduate next year without knowing any woman throughout my 5 years in the university

This is the problem. Anytime I am with a girl in my room(I live alone offcamp) and wants to make a move I feel very uncomfortable to the extent that my stomach starts making some disturbing noises. I can't explain the reason for the fear because I am sure that the girl wants what I want and I am also 100% sure she won't refuse. This has happened multiple times.

Recently I had this bae in my room. she came to collect movies from my laptop. she had no bra on just a short gown and her nips was pointing with her curved backside showing in the revealing tight gown.

she was clearly in the mood as she sat beside me and placed her head on top my shoulder with her warm nips pressing hard against me. I was totally nervous and my body became very hot, I just didn't know what to do or how to start the action as fear gripped me. I just disengaged from her and pretended to get something from my kitchen.

So naira landers, I don't know why I can't summon courage to subdue a woman despite the glaring green lights. I can't explain the sudden fear and nervousness that grips me whenever I am with a potential F-mate.

pls I want to know if the fear is common with first timers or is there something biologically wrong with me?

pls I really need this advice.

My guy improve your skills on socialization, but that doesn't mean you'll have to go down with any girl.
For instance, am 24, am as jovial as a play boy but I've never touched any girl. Not that I can't do it. They come throwing themselves on me often and on but I've decided not to bonk any. It's just a matter of decision, the choice is yours.

innobets:
I WILL VOTE FOR IKPEAZU AGAIN DAT MAN IS WORKING....

He's the best governor Abia has ever produced, the man has is doing massive construction all over the state.
The backlog of salaries and pensions owned by preceding administrations are a way to heavy to service in a couple of months, he's been taking them poko a poko. Time shall come when he'll be done with the bills.

bedspread:
ALex Otti to Take OVer

Who's Alex Otti?
The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. Gaa juo ese maka Otti.
Mtcheeew

Yeye man.
When I saw this news I was seriously looking for the location, until I saw Imo state, I was praying for it to be coming from my village.

dlondonbadboy:


Lol, you expect this to get to front page?

My guy, if Nigeria tire you...leave.

Why not?

For those who use the old road to Umuahia, you'll always see this boy extorting for the military men at Itu Ngwa market.
cc:lalasticlala and mynd44 cc: seun and maclatun

Hello, fellow Nigerians.
The evil on going in this our dear nation has gotten out of hand. If I begin to enumerate them the list will surely be lengthy, the list can stretch from Akwaibom to Borno. Are we gonna talk about corrupt politicians, ranging from the executive down to the grassroots ?
Every day, a common man who may not have the required resources to afford a pay-go TV station like Channels, TVC etc will end up being bored while watching the national TV (NTA).
I swear! The worst public announcement that made me to stop watching NTA is the one that talks about Nigerian police practicing in the best international standard. When ever I see this announcement I totally get upset.
Who doesn't know about the extortion ongoing on our roads, be it federal highways, state roads, even an ordinary kilometer street. Our armed forces are every where be it the military, police, just name them. Day in day out we keep hearing "we're fighting corruption". How can a criminal be fighting a criminal? How can one who extorts money from the poor masses be fighting corruption ?
What is the difference between a highway robber and a uniform man who shoots you when you refuse to give him your hard earned money? The military, the Nigerian army officer will station a jobless youth to be extorting money from hard working Nigerians. You won't even understand what's going on, you may even mistake these errand boys for state revenue collectors.
Gone are the days when police men were known for N20, these days they take nothing less than N50 whereas the highway patrol go for nothing less than N100 just like the military men.
No government in Nigeria has been able to address this issue, I repeat NO GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA HAS BEEN ABLE TO ADDRESS THIS ISSUE. Our leaders use these roads, they can't deny it. Any one who pretends to be ignorant of this is worse than the devil.
How can we be paying the armed forces and they still turn around to steal from us? Is it no longer a crime for the employee to steal from the employer?
Somebody should tell us what is going on in this nation. How sure are we that there's a law against extortion on our roads.
While we're complaining about poor road infrastructure in the country, they go on causing heavy gridlock on the little available roads.
I have come to the conclusion that they remit all their extortions to the government coffers. It is either the federal government stops paying our armed forces or they stop this wickedness. Can someone explain to me how a low income earner will feel, a driver who buys petrol at a devilishly exorbitant price and is still been stolen from by those who swore to protect us with their lives?
The Federal government, Ibrahim Kpotum Idris, Tukur Buratai and co should tell us if this is their handiwork, if not they should act fast.
The same question remains, are they remitting this money, aunty Kemi Adeosun?
I can vividly recall that I nearly got shot sometime last year while coming back from work around 5pm.
There was a heavy gridlock, when I say heavy gridlock I mean heavy one. I was in a tricycle (keke) for hours, only God knows how long. When we got to a point, I noticed that the road was totally free and empty, it was just the routine extortion. I told the woman beside me; so these police men have been behind this gridlock. One of them overhead our conversation and pulled us over, he punched me, tore my shirt, when he went for his riffle people began begging him.
Last year, a driver lost his life in the hands of this criminals in uniform for not giving one of them N100, people nearly set a bank ablaze because the police man sought refuge in that bank.
This year; from Edo to Imo, when will all these nonsense stop? No one has been jailed, or dismissed.
It is either they are remitting this money to government coffers or the IG or chief of army staff have a hand in this. They should come out to tell us what's going on. I repeat, the presidency, Kemi Adeosun should also tell us if this is another avenue for generating the revenue. I weep for this nation.

And so?
Neeeeext!!!!

Action woman.

WARIS DIS?
I thought they've just been defeated.

HeWrites:

Just followed you on Instagram bro.. Your meme are kind of dry..

I know, but I just started it newly, thanks for letting me know that I need to improve.
Thanks

HeWrites:



See your life outside

Hahahahaha
Just check am again.

Jd

cyndy1000:
Lol I thought she said she had repented.

Nna mehn!
The thing off me die

Please like and follow the pages respectively, help a brother grow his audience.

I logged onto Facebook to check the success of my newly created Facebook page (Meme Lord), after that I went over to Information Nigeria to chilax.
What I saw got me cracking so I decided to share it with fellow Nairalanders. A question was asked whom you would save if they were drowning.
Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo's comment got people cracking when she shaded Davido.
Check it out yourselves.

If you're in 9ja, the dss will be on the verge to your house right now.

Universities in Nigeria?

Some Nairalanders will be like

Jobless youths everywhere.

Wetin conshyn me

Who in his right senses would like to serve there?

You're my boss's night mare.

How you wish your parents were great names in the society.

Lost and buried talent.

You see

We will not take this cheap lie with a pinch of salt.
You onced said

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