herzern:
I am back!!!!!....


A draw for both teams will do........


Before I proceed to humiliate Swansea City......

Who are you?

so sad. Unfulfilled dreams

chai. Thought alert system was immediate.

Jarizod:


Baba I'll agree with wizkid on this one "HER BUM BUM BIGGER THAN BOMBAY" the yansh is too big!

Not my spec tho..her shape don dey spoil and d thing no look too real to me!

Nigga has always gat something to say,
and most times on point.

thumbs up homie

egorov:
This post made my night

Baba abeg borrow me that your charger.

AfonjaStinks:


If i say that women are naturally ignorant, some people will start crying

My friend, you belong in za oza room

Those irritating legs pays him £87,000 every week, about 1 billion naira every year coupled with his endorsements, while you are busy drinking garri

You have no job and still live with your parents and takes selfies in people's car pouting your lips like a local dog and smearing your face with excessive makeup

Adebayor is a professional footballer who gets injured most of the time, he undergoes different types of surgery 12 times every year, why wouldn't his legs be irritating ??

Little Kid, if you get tackled the way he gets tackled on the field, you wouldn't be alive to be opening your stinky mouth, can you run on the field for 90 minutes ??

Women are naturally dumb

Fatality.

TheNextAce:
I would have loved to comment but someone stole the cucumber in my kitchen

it was moved from the kitchen to the other room.
I think I saw Aisha and Chidimma in that room.

allytinted:
Who Else Wan Top If Not The Pride Of London.

This team now has strength in depth. this game was won from the bench.

abeg who dey top?

Marvel1206:
When Arsenal deflowered Chelsea, i ddn't even know that there were chelsea fans on nairaland. Now that Chelsea gave ManU four(4-0) Yokohama tyres to power their chevrolet car, i can see that the number of Chelsea fans are much more than that of Man-U on nairaland

Do not be marveled.

otemanuduno:
Christians always denying one of theirs when they fvcked up

Any football prophecies for this season

Zedoo:


Story...na iron hand in get? I'm not for mastur..... But sometimes these Una theories dey funny me....so if e dey use lube with hand, e go still "kill" the sensitivity of nerves?

There are so many factors that lead to erectile dysfunction.....so many we can't begin naming them....

Even those who claim mastur.....causes low sperm count, BUT people who lash everyday dont operate the same risk, because na "pvcci" abi....

Mehn....our bodies are different, and its difficult, even gynecologists will tell you, to pin point the cause of erection ish....

Food plays a whole big part, exercise etc...

ofcourse your diet and exercise are equally factors. I never said mastur.... is the ONLY factor, but believe me it contributes to ED. Aside the physical effect, wanking also fvcks up your mind as it kills the thrill of sex. sex becomes regular, and trust me your mind plays a big part in your performance.

ifyalways:

How is that a problem for you? does it affect his performance with you?

It's disgusting to you? Stop watching him. . .

You can't force an adult to stop doing whatever he enjoys, he can only stop of his own freewill and time. You also don't have to join him, unless ofcourse you are a secret wannnker, in which case its hypocrital of you to judge him.

yes oo, wanking can reduce a guy's performance. it causes limp dick, as the so much stroking with the hand reduces the sensitivity of the nerves. so he could actually be with a nakid babe, and still find it difficult to get jnr erect even with mouth gig sef.

kingcity:
GEJ is my spiritual father


Today is my birthday wish me well

Your spiritual or physical birthday?
which one.

lol. esp that no 9.
no 20 was typical me.
Beht why are all male maths teachers very wicked.

UrennaNkoli:
Between arsenal and Chelsea fans, I nor know who dey make mouth pass. What irritates me the most about arsenal fans is that dem no good but if they don dey win small small games like this, dem go dey feel say dem fit beat anybody.

See ehnnn.... infact come and be going out of this room.

martineinstein:
its seems d car driver is at fault.


Nigeria drivers are suffering from ADHD

is that what you have to say.
How did you even conclude so.


if anything from the scene, it seems the accident occurred at the right side of the road. The car is on his right lane (slow lane) and the truck seems to have veered towards the left hand side maybe trying to overtake. The car seemed to even be avoiding the truck moving further into the bush.

optional1:




I come late nah..... I didnt see it....

Theo don score again now. shey you see this one

optional1:




ehya sorry.....



Oya come sit wit me....

Sanchez don score, shey you see am

optional1:
lemme sit here for now....

Pls shift small.

nothing beats that number 1.

Ritieyalu:
This recession is not affecting some people, Geisha is now 180

I bought mine N200 yesterday

e be like to die just dey hungry her.

Guys how about just having a healthy lifestyle, and your stamina would improve. Add water melons to your diet. water melon has been known to be the best natural Viagra available.
Also practice the kegel exercise daily to beat the limp dick. This keeps you erect as more blood flows to your dick.
Finally use the kamasutra technique during lovemaking and trust me you are good to go for as long as you want.

Beauty about this is there are no side effects, and it's a healthy lifestyle that dosent get you addicted or dependent on any enhancers for optimum performance.

disgusting

#we'vegotyoucovered.
Diamond bank and customer service .....
You know the pic na.

teresafaith:
;DThe guy in pink opposite her is looking at the punana
;DThe guy in pink opposite her is looking at the punana

You be stammerer?

hehehe

Please how do I post a comment?

freeman95:

i just told u

u brainless monkey

Pls I can't access nairaland on my Nokia torchlight. why?

nwaanambra1:
nice jam there. i played it twice. the guy sounds like MI back n the days.


the musician and the girl should both dump the stvpid abok.i.wood and relocate to Lagos asap and be made the super stars they are supposed to be.

i remember they did that to one those their local star back then and the guy move to lagos, join nollywood and became a super star - whats that guy name again! they ended up begging him to come back.



the music is really nice - and the video is cool.

Ali Nuhu?