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RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by grandexpress(m): 10:06pm On Apr 28, 2020
ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.
Your wife is very irresponsible to leave the house and expose herself to Covid19, along with your child. And it appears you are not different from her.

You, two people, are jokers and products of a failed state. SMH...


t is not too late to receive sense!!
RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by grandexpress(m): 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2020
ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.
It is a trap. If you fall for it then OYO!!

Be wise, think with your head not with your d****
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 7:20am On Nov 12, 2019
NGpatriot:
1. Rwanda, a country with 12 million where more than half of the entire population doesn't have access to electricity, they remain essentially in the dark.

2. In rural areas, 7 million people, more than half of Rwanda is in total darkness, they are not even connected to any grid, they've never seen electricity or it's just a rare commodity.

How is a country with poor energy infrastructure where more than half of the population doesn't even have access to electricity get uninterrupted power supply?

This is what you get when unpatriotic, anti-Nigerian ignorant and illiterate people make up silly stories and unintelligent rubbish just to bad mouth their own country.

Your knowledge about Rwanda doesn't go beyond the random 2 internet pictures.
Olodo. You have never visited the international Airport at Ikeja before talkless of visiting Rwanda. You think just making silly assumptions based on sheer ignorance is noteworthy?

I have lived in Rwanda and I can tell you, every rural and urban communities are powered by electricity. I have been to the Up-country (Villages) and Kigali on vocational assignments. There are well constructed road networks and power.

Stay there they deceive yourself. Nonsense!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 8:04am On Oct 21, 2019
plaindealerr:
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These ignorant people don move from comparing Lagos with Kigali to comparing Lagos with Duba.

Dubai Budget = $15 billion

Lagos Budget = $2 billion

Dubai Population = 3 Million

Lagos Population = 20 Million


Must you ignorant ipob villagers make dumb, baseless, illogical and ignorant comparisons?

You need to stick to shitposting because apart from shit posting, you are pretty much worthless.



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Idiot!! I was only using Dubai to prove how effective Leadership can be because I have lived there before.

You have lived all your miserable life in Lagos so to you Lagos is the height of all development.

Take a look at Rwanda and how the country transformed from a war torn country to country worthy of emulation. No Nigeria leader has ever been able to achieve such development in the history of the country. Not even your hero and demigod Tinubu.

And yet instead of you to admit and learn from Rwanda you are busy covering the true shame of Lagos with fancy buildings

A pig is still a pig! If you like give the pig wig or make up. It's still a pig!! grin grin grin cheesy

No amount of fine building structures you post can hide the rot and poor decay that still exist in Lagos. cheesy

Yeye pikin!!
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 2:14am On Oct 21, 2019
oyatz:
No matter who you vote out or vote in, Government alone can't make Nigeria great.
Citizens need to change their attitudes and worldviews.
My dear. Because we have never had the right leadership in Nigeria. Leadership is the key to socio-economic advancement in any society.

If leaders set out strict laws and ensure perpetrators are punished decisively, people will change.

In Dubai there is no single police check point on the road. But road offenders are taxed with heavy fines and with cameras and other state of the art equipments traffic offenders are heavily fined.

So the average driver in Dubai is cautious and they try everything possible to avoid fines.

Policies can transform a society.

Who knew a war torn country like Rwanda would be a model for African governance? They had the right leadership that has made Rwanda a jewel in Africa.

Which country or any society on earth ever considers to emulate Lagos governance? Except from Nigeria? Imagine a King maker living fat on the resources of Lagos.? And people like that Agbero are hailing him...
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 2:02am On Oct 21, 2019
plaindealerr:
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ipob rubbish. Lagosians don't send you, they also want to know what your backward abia village governors are doing with your taxes and allocations.
If you like don't go and pack all the shit your fellow Agbero brothers are dropping openly up and down. Be here fooling yourself.

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 9:35pm On Oct 19, 2019
NGpatriot:
Off-topic, the thread is about Lagos and Kigali,, not PH, Owerri and Rwanda.

There are challenges and serious social issues in every country and society including Lagos, Rwanda, US and so on, but it's still ignorant to compare Lagos with Kigali.

You can not compare Kigalii, a city with 745,261, less than 1 million with Lagos state, a state with 20 million people with humongous responsibilities and needs.

There's absolutely no bases or intelligent rational in that comparison.
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You are dumb!! It seems you cannot read simple and basic English. The comparison is between Lagos and Rwanda. Olodo jati jati.

You this glorified Agbero.
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 3:36am On Oct 19, 2019
plaindealerr:
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When will Lagos focus on the downtrodden majority?

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 2:22am On Oct 19, 2019
plaindealerr:
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Lagos has won City with the most populous open defecation...

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 2:18am On Oct 19, 2019
plaindealerr:
m
Rwanda has just won the Global Social Security award.
https://www.newtimes.co.rw/news/rwanda-wins-global-social-security-award

Very impressive, something Lagos can learn from.

What has Lagos ever won?

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 1:25am On Oct 19, 2019
plaindealerr:
Gf
Many things Lagos can learn from Rwanda.
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EducationRe: Meet Maryam Muhammed, A First Class Law Graduate Of Queen Mary University London by grandexpress(m): 12:05am On Oct 19, 2019
tchidi066:
She is really beautiful
You are more beautiful!!
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 9:39pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealerr:
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A more plausible futuristic mega city project from our very own Kigali.

Something Lagos can learn from!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 8:41pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealerr:
;D58
Lagos can learn from this.....

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 8:40pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealerr:
When you have a huge population, it means you have more houses, more neighborhoods, more settlements, more business space and so on and they all need road access.

More population means more vehicular traffic on the road which leads to more stress on the roads which also calls for more road rehabilitation and so on.

This is common sense so why are you trying too hard not to have common sense.?

Let's say you have 2 kids and I have 10 kids, it means I have to spend more on school fees, more on books, more on health care, more on everything than you with 2 kids.
There is nothing common in your sense. Just read your deductive reasoning..... You are obviously an Agbero on steroids. Illiterate!

Meantime... Let's keep Lagos clean!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:53pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealerr:
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We need cerebral suggestions on how we can make Lagos clean?

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:38pm On Oct 18, 2019
samorobo:
Seriously you guys shouldn't bother commenting on this thread again. Trust me the idiot boy that created this thread will back off.. I don't know why he is ranting..if Kigali is good let him pack and go there... Don't bother countering him back on every useless thing he says just watch the rabies infected dog bark and soon he would get tired of being foolish...
Right back at ya!! Slime from a cunt!!
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:34pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
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Let us compare roads Kigali vs Lagos....

The 1st attached is Kigali, the 2nd is Lagos. Which is better? grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:31pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
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Do you see any open gutters in Rwanda?

Lagos sshould seal up the gutters and canals maybe it may stop open defecation. grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:28pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
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Now check this true beauty out!! Notice the roads...

Lagos can learn a thing or 10 from Rwanda!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:26pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
;D10
While the inside is clean the outside is a pile of shit!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:24pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
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I think you should grab a broom and start keeping Lagos clean!!

But I honestly think you need more than a broom grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 5:22pm On Oct 18, 2019
plaindealer:
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Glad you back from absolute defeat.

Now watch and learn how to keep the cleanest city in Africa the Rwanda way!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 4:12pm On Oct 18, 2019
NGpatriot:
That's you shitinng in your shitty ipob village...

Oponu ipob Mrs SHIT poster, Lagosians don't send you, they need your shit posting attention in your ipob village...

Lagos dey shin, ipob is posting pictures of himself shitting...


Losers.. grin grin grin
Keep Lagos clean!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 3:48pm On Oct 18, 2019
NGpatriot:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_h_FxpWkAIF3Kb.jpg




Awon losers, your hatred and bitterness is limited to the pages of NL, Lagos no send ipob shit posters and losers,


Eko o ni baje... grin grin grin
Olodo!!

Let's keep Lagos clean

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 3:47pm On Oct 18, 2019
NGpatriot:
https://i.imgur.com/Z22xTGo.jpg



Kigali ko, agbako no...


Eko o ni baje..

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Lagos the pot hole capital of the world!!

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 4:09am On Oct 18, 2019

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 4:07am On Oct 18, 2019
djdutch:
Only the fantastically corrupt polticians are enjoying Lagos.They have all become billionaires while the average Lagosian suffers. No healthcare,social security,portable water.
And I am very sure the clown doesn't eat 3 square meals a day, lives in penury and finds solace in his parents house in his 30s.

EWU!!
PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 10:24pm On Oct 17, 2019
NGpatriot:
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Another pained, self loathing and frustrated ipob spewing rubbish.
Reality of Lagos grin grin

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 10:20pm On Oct 17, 2019
NGpatriot:
w
The real side of Lagos grin

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 10:17pm On Oct 17, 2019
NGpatriot:
You are correct 100%, but this MR SHIT POSTER is not one of the good ones, this nuisance is too disgusting, hateful, bitter and frustrated to be of any use to humanity.
If exposing the ills of your Society disgusting. Let your Govt do something about it instead of turning a blind eye to it.

PoliticsRe: Development :Lagos Has Larger Annual Budget Than Rwanda But Less Developed. by grandexpress(m): 8:11pm On Oct 17, 2019
NGpatriot:
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What else is your portion in life it it's not carrying shit all over the internet..disgusting, hateful, bitter and frustrated ipob soul.

Oponu MR SHIT POSTER enemy of progress..

You smell so disgusting.. I bet your fellow ipob villagers run when they see you coming.

You are a disgrace to ipobs sef.. grin grin grin
Ewu!! LOOSER!!

LET'S KEEP LAGOS CLEAN!!

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