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Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 10:43am On Jul 18, 2021

Olatara:
Lol!

What is Ajonja again?

Is it Afonja or Ajonja?

Frustration is your middle name.

Its your name, You can spell it better.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 10:18am On Jul 18, 2021

Olatara:
My name is Olatara, where did you see Afonja in name now?

Nah frustration go kill you.

Today is your naming Ceremony.

Moving forward you shall be known and addressed as Olatara Ajonja

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 10:11am On Jul 18, 2021

Olatara:
Who the heck is Afonja?

AFONJA

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE

Christianity Etc › Re: Should Church Workers Be Paid?- What Is Your Opinion by Gravity56: 9:48am On Jul 18, 2021

I met a guy in the east who's a dedicated church goer in one of the branches of deeper life church.

The guy was disturbing me for a job for over three months , I had to push for him in my company.

They emplyed him, he was reporting directly to me.

The office started him with 50k basic and 10k monthly allowance.

After the young man collected one month salary , he came back to me that his pastor said he should resign because he no longer attends church activities like before , the pastor also promised to pay him what we paid him, and the young man resigned from a place where he can build a career...

Weda they are paying his is what I dont know but I look at him as someone who religion has a tight grip over .

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:47am On Jul 18, 2021

Olatara:
I wasn't talking you.

You're not thinking straight and your brain is burnt (opolo e ti jona).

If you want to quote me, please be reasonable.

AFONJA

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:45am On Jul 18, 2021

adeniyi65:
then that means

a bi Adam white,Eve white and uncle Satan/Devil black.what are we now talking

Adam and Eve were whites, Satan Na black, so satan bleep Eve , they gave birth to Cain (black) Adam and even later had a son Abel (White) Na there the horror movie start.

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Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju To Obi Cubana: You Will End Up In Jail Like Hushpuppi by Gravity56: 9:42am On Jul 18, 2021

They should come and question the source of baba Segun Poverty

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:40am On Jul 18, 2021

Olatara:
The sun and weather in Africa made us black.

The sun and weather Na affect una mentality too.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:39am On Jul 18, 2021

adeniyi65:

Hope you know you are included.

Sorry I am not one of you .....

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:19am On Jul 18, 2021

alphaNomega:
peep my signature bruh

I saw your signature bruh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 9:18am On Jul 18, 2021

Kingsleyphy:
U are ignorant. This same thing happened sometime ago in your almighty America. So it can happen anywhere is not peculiar to blacks alone.

You are a FOOL

America has more than 50 million black people from Satan descendants like You.

So I'm not surprised if it happened there .

Mumu America Na be your problem. Idiot !!!!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moise: Injured Widow Of Slain President Returns To Haiti by Gravity56: 8:33am On Jul 18, 2021

Black race are satan's descendants.

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Politics › Re: Customs Officers Killed People In Igangan, Not Unknown Gunmen – Oyo Government by Gravity56: 8:29am On Jul 18, 2021

Federal Bandits

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Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike: Obi Cubana Said People Will Crave Death After His Mother's Burial by Gravity56: 6:43am On Jul 18, 2021

Finally Seen Who has the same facial beards feature with me ... Like 100% Similarity.

Phones › Re: Sen Odey Writes Ceos Of Globacom, Airtel, MTN, Appeals For Telecom Masts by Gravity56: 4:29pm On Jul 17, 2021

Crisis and Communal clash prone environments, endangering our engimeers .... Restore Peace and sanity in these areas first before you take of telecommunications mast.

Thankio

Romance › Re: Groom Caught Bride Cheating On Him With His Best Man And Called Off The Wedding by Gravity56: 10:29pm On Jul 16, 2021

I just dey reason the money wen the groom spend on wedding preparations

Sports › Re: FIFA Bans Spezia For Four Years After Signing Nigerian Minors by Gravity56: 6:43pm On Jul 16, 2021

Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Mom Burial: Men Stoning Themselves With Money by Gravity56: 6:40pm On Jul 16, 2021

I dey find 1k wen I go take chop embarassed

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Investment › Re: How I Stake 10K And Luckily Won The Bet Of 8.0 Odds by Gravity56: 6:29pm On Jul 16, 2021

You staked 1200 Naira and Won 9600 Naira

Please tell me what 80,000UGS fit buy for you.

Make I know weda I go migrate to Uganda with 5 Million Naira

Celebrities › Re: D'banj And His Wife, Lineo Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by Gravity56: 6:17pm On Jul 16, 2021

Beautiful people

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Business › Re: Please What Is Wrong With Barter App? I’m Having 2M Which I’m Unable To Withdraw by Gravity56: 6:13pm On Jul 16, 2021

231,510.89 Nigerian Naira

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Family › Re: Man Walks In On His Wife Feeding Her Lover In Their Home (Photo) by Gravity56: 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2021

Oga husband so somebody cannot come to your house and eat again ? It wasn't as if he caught them naked , the young man was only eating... Maybe Na hunger .

Education › Re: Offa Old Students Back To School, 35 Years After High School (Video) by Gravity56: 6:06pm On Jul 16, 2021

I know some of them go dey bleep each other before irrespective of marital status

Education › Re: Offa Old Students Back To School, 35 Years After High School (Video) by Gravity56: 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2021

Yankee101:
When you still live near where you grew up...

Please Explain biko

Travel › Re: Boat With 5 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos by Gravity56: 6:00pm On Jul 16, 2021

Crime › Re: A Woman Slapped Me, How Do I Follow The Case Up? by Gravity56: 4:21pm On Jul 16, 2021

babyfaceafrica:
Na why naija no fit better, different rules for everyone

Know where you belong.

Romance › Re: The Delicious Food My Babe Cooked With 350 Naira by Gravity56: 4:15pm On Jul 16, 2021

TheLordofHost:
We all know how tough the country is right now. It has been worse for me coz I’ve been jobless for months.

So there’s this smallie who’s so obsessed with me, I just popped her virginity recently. She came visiting my room for the first time today and asked why my kitchen is so dry, I told her SAPA was the cause.

I said I had only 500 on me and told me she’ll be back soon. I was expecting her to return with snacks or stuffs like that. But to my surprise this girl entered the kitchen and after a few minutes my room was scenting like an intercontinental restaurant.

Breakdown of the ingredients she bought:
Potato: 150
Fresh pepper: 50
Ponmo.: 100
Crayfish : 50
She plucked the leaf in my compound and we washed it down with a bottle of chilled coke and made sweet love right after .

I think she’s just forming wife material coz she’s been begging me she wants to come and live with me permanently. I only allowed her to spend the weekend for now. She has scrubbed my bathroom and washed my clothes lol. Still watching her with sharp lens.

I just popped her virginity recently. She came visiting my room for the first time today and asked why my kitchen is so dry, I told her SAPA was the cause

I'm interested in the particular place you for disvirgin this under age smallie since she's coming to your room for the first time.

We will talk about the meal when you answer the question.

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Crime › Re: A Woman Slapped Me, How Do I Follow The Case Up? by Gravity56: 3:48pm On Jul 16, 2021

babyfaceafrica:
will you say the same thing when a man slaps a woman?

If you slap a woman .....I dont think the police will request a dime before they pick you up lol....people around go even drag you to the police , job made easy ....

If the woman lay allegations against you, matter don worse for you be that...

Pikin wen get only one clothe no dey follow other children play for rain ...

Crime › Re: A Woman Slapped Me, How Do I Follow The Case Up? by Gravity56: 2:44pm On Jul 16, 2021*

Let me tell you what will happen if you go to the police

1) you will pay 1k (price not fixed) to the first person that will listen to your complain and he/she will draft it on a sheet of paper

2) They will assign an ipo to you who will now record you proper that one will demand 2k ( price not fixed) .

They will now ask if you know where to find the suspect if yes you will now bring money for mobilisation. But if you dont know where to find the person they will still tell you to go and do your findings....

If they eventually arrest the woman they will be looking for who to come take her on bail because they want to collect bail money

Before you know you have wasted money and time .

You will now realise that you brought free money to the police . because I know say matter no go reach court.

Just go home buy a botle of cold Pepsi( orobo) and drink, that will cool you down.

If you go police , you go spend money , suspect go spend . two of una loss, police gain.

Modified

If you are not careful police fit collect money then turn you to suspect...

Oga go home and rest !!!!!!!

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Business › Re: Meet The Six Female Mds Currently Making Waves In Nigeria’s Banking Industry. by Gravity56: 2:36pm On Jul 16, 2021*

Lazy OP

Politics › Re: E-Results Transmission: Why Senate Can’t Subject INEC Power To NCC - Tambuwal by Gravity56: 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2021

Webmasters › Re: 10 Ways To Make Money As A Digital Marketer In Nigeria by Gravity56: 2:33pm On Jul 16, 2021

Adilo aju Kedu k’esi akpata ego na google

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